This is at the top of mine.
Sizemeat please.
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This is at the top of mine.
Sizemeat please.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 2, 2023 8:13 PM |
I hope you get it, OP!
Maybe Santa will stay a few minutes extra for you.
Rudolph is hung, too. But he's a bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 22, 2023 10:40 PM |
I saw this sticker on a car today, sort of funny, sort of offensive.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 22, 2023 11:10 PM |
So nothing from the Sears catalog then?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 22, 2023 11:22 PM |
^^^^ pgs. 27 thru 33, where they model the longjohns and union suits.
Hubba hubba!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2023 8:23 AM |
Now I know what to get Kevin Spacey for Christmas
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 26, 2023 6:34 PM |
Shell out the cash and your stocking shall be stuffed.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 26, 2023 6:40 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 26, 2023 6:51 PM |
Babs book. I hear it’s hard to get a copy.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 26, 2023 7:00 PM |
R2 I love it!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 26, 2023 7:50 PM |
World Peace and an end to hunger, you selfish bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 27, 2023 8:13 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 28, 2023 9:01 AM |
R16
Santa Claus is dicking you dowwwwwn!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 2, 2023 7:56 PM |
“You’re not daddy, you’re Santa Claus!”
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