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Christmas wish list

This is at the top of mine.

Sizemeat please.

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by Anonymousreply 18December 2, 2023 9:13 PM

I hope you get it, OP!

Maybe Santa will stay a few minutes extra for you.

Rudolph is hung, too. But he's a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 1November 22, 2023 11:40 PM

This one made me laugh.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 22, 2023 11:42 PM

I saw this sticker on a car today, sort of funny, sort of offensive.

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by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2023 12:10 AM

For R1

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by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2023 12:11 AM

So nothing from the Sears catalog then?

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2023 12:22 AM

^^^^ pgs. 27 thru 33, where they model the longjohns and union suits.

Hubba hubba!

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2023 9:23 AM

Here's my list!

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by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2023 7:32 PM

Now I know what to get Kevin Spacey for Christmas

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2023 7:34 PM

Shell out the cash and your stocking shall be stuffed.

by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2023 7:40 PM

Do escorts give a discount for Christmas fucks?

by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2023 7:51 PM

Babs book. I hear it’s hard to get a copy.

by Anonymousreply 11November 26, 2023 8:00 PM


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by Anonymousreply 12November 26, 2023 8:48 PM

R2 I love it!

by Anonymousreply 13November 26, 2023 8:50 PM

World Peace and an end to hunger, you selfish bitches.

by Anonymousreply 14November 27, 2023 9:13 PM

And what happened, then? Well, in WeHo they say - that the escort's cock grew three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of Christmas cash came through, and the escort jizzed the jizz of ten escorts, plus two!

by Anonymousreply 15November 28, 2023 10:01 AM

Ho, ho, hoes!

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by Anonymousreply 16November 30, 2023 6:03 PM


Santa Claus is dicking you dowwwwwn!

by Anonymousreply 17December 2, 2023 8:56 PM

“You’re not daddy, you’re Santa Claus!”

by Anonymousreply 18December 2, 2023 9:13 PM
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