Anne Murray - If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck

She doesn't ping, she pongs

Let’s talk our lesbian love making over in the morning

Straight, Clean and Simple

You’ve got to be kidding???!

So many lesbian-centric song titles on this album. She looks like Nancy Kulp (Jane Hathaway) from The Beverly Hillbillies on this album.

This Way is My Way

Wow, she’s letting us know that there is a Canadian lesbian on the music scene who dresses like a man.

If "Sentimental Favorite" wasn't about a woman, I will eat my hat and the hair beneath it!

[quote]Btw… I’m not a lesbian.

Ya coulda fooled me.

New Kund of Feeling

Oh God! Let me guess what that “new feeling” is. Lesbianism.

New kind of feeling - lesbianism

You’re a part of me

Once you’ve had it

I’m guessing she’s referring to pussy

I guess everyone is aware that Anne Murray is a former P.E. Teacher. I’m not joking.

I had a P.E. Teacher who resembled Anne Murray. She hated us boys.

Lord knows we ain’t got money I’m so in love with your pussy

Her early concerts were 99% lesbian

99% lesbian just like Anne. She’s a Canadian national treasure.

My favorite part of Anne’s memoir is when an enraged Dusty Springfield cornered her in her own bathroom and wanted her to admit she was a lesbian. Ms. Murray denied she was one and that she loved her husband.

R17 lol

Anne Murray is like the Pam Shriver of adult contemporary music, looks, sounds, acts (and smells!) like a lesbian but apparently can't get enough of the D!

No r19 she enjoys pussy and has for decades in spite of her ghost marriage to a man

Who is the man Pam Shriver is married to, Mary Carillo?

Her music is pure joy to lesbian clit

DL Heaven - Bernadette Peters, Kim Carnes, Anne Murray and Dusty Springfield.

Anne Murray is a pretend-dead person, not a pretend straight.

OMG- that picture at R23!

I love old-school lesbians, where have they all gone?

R23 40 years later and Bernadette Peters looks basically the same.

Anne Murray is what many would refer to as a handsome woman.

So Murray fans what is Anne's most danceable tune evah?

Before there was Anne Murray, there was Lana Cantrell.

Note how she lumbers out on to the stage.

And changes the lyric from boy to "hun".

One of my favorite videos ever is Anne's "Now and Forever" She's a business lady in a hot pink power suit, walking around Edmonton in sub-zero temperatures in a fur coat. So 80s.

That fur coat is on display at Edmonton's Anne Murray Museum.

If Richard Thomas and Justin Bieber could mate, the result would grow up to resemble an Anne Murray clone.

R31 absolute gold. She walks like a plumber.

God, that song is an assault to the ears.

Why did Dusty Springfield need to know if Anne was a leb?

Always loved her voice - but boy, did she give off PE Teacher lesbian vibes.

Supposedly she was in an affair with a married man (her later husband) for years before they got married.

I don't know - I think she was just unaware.

But then again, I've met several regular women in my life that you SWEAR are lesbians, but nope.

[quote]absolute gold. She walks like a plumber.

In a fox fur. In Edmonton. In 0°weather. Best 80s ever!

She has resting Janet Lynn face.

I always confuse her with Helen Reddy.

^^They're scissor sisters

The answer to R29 anyone?

When is the CBC going to investigate the validity of her heterosexuality?

Anne Murray's best song ever is Broken Hearted Me.

Toronto usually poses as New York, but I guess Anne wanted it to play Edmonton in her frigid "Now and Forever" video...

Isn't Danny Thomas one?

She thinks about how she’s a lesbian and tells people she’s not then fingers her cunt

She sold her soul. I bought it back for her.

Here's a faster pace Anne =

Sea of Heartbreak =

Bye Bye Love =

My favorite song of Anne's is probably one of her early hits, "The Best Smile is a Vertical Smile" off of her album, "There's Nothing a Velour Tracksuit Can't Fix"

The Anne Murray Special.

With guest star Rita Coolidge.

Anne and Patti Labelle

Gasp

If Anne isn't very very lez then Rosie O must have loved dick in 1996.

She's a rather big boned boned and handsome woman! Is she friends with Betty Furness and Kitty Carlisle?

Holy crap, I’ve never heard of Lana Cantrell, but wow was she butch. I saw at least three lesbians with that same asymmetrical haircut at brunch today.

Lana Cantrell really needs her own thread.

Here she is singing about being big lesbo, yearning to be free.

(All kidding aside...this is great singing.)

In the Canadian version of Sensitive Skin, Don McKellar’s character is researching an article on Anne.

That show had been the first time in decades since I had thought of her.

She was hardcore lesbian

I knew her Tour manager who is now in a different line of business. Anne was not a lesbo as a matter of fact the whole group was a big family. To this day he cherishes those days.

Thr62 did she eat Anne’s poon?

Not as great as her better known Beatles cover but still pretty interesting.

I like her lesbian like appearance on the album cover r64