Cutie pie went and got himself Black Dahlia’d in Queens

Why would you go swimming in the Atlantic in November? Is that something people do?

Suicide

At least he was smelling cookies as he died.

[quote]A police source told the New York Daily News they believe the body was dismembered by the sharp rocks, waves and marine life over the past two weeks before it washed ashore.

How dreadful.

He fucked around and found out.

Told you I was hardcore!

When we're ordering fish we don't think about what they've eaten before they landed in the net.

[quote]Why would you go swimming in the Atlantic in November? Is that something people do?

I was thinking, why are they so quick to assume that he went swimming in November and drowned in the churning waters, then had his body ravaged by some wild phenomena, before it washed up on shore?

Is this NYC trying to downplay a horrific crime à la Black Dahlia?

It's amazing how the rocks were so precise as to "cut-off" his identifiable body parts. (E.G. hands and head).

They can tell if a corpse has been dismembered by a human.

Eric Adams IS the new mayor from JAWS!

Taking the plunge in the cold month of November? I think he may have Spalding Grayed himself.

The limbs and head are the first to go when a body decomposes in water.

This is truly tragic. He lived in Bed-Stuy.

It's been a warm autumn until today. It probably was suicide but maybe an Irish lad is used to cold water.

r13 Clarice Starling is among us.

The sea was so blue that day.

What film was he making? A remake of "A Farewell to Arms"?

No, “My Left Foot…Is Gone”

"The sea was so blue that day."

The water was brackish.

Racists!

[quote] Breezy Point Beach, where the headless and armless body was found on Friday.

Ross is now known as Bob.

[quote]When we're ordering fish we don't think about what they've eaten before they landed in the net.

I do. 😐

R14 or…

He lived in Bed-Stuy. This is truly tragic.

Toothless not Headless, Armless not Homeless, tomato tomahto

If he's gay, I'll start working on a script for a mini-series.

What do you call a man with no limbs lying on the ground?

Matt

Meth’ll make you do shit.

His final Instagram post was June 30. In all seriousness, it’s a very sad story. What a way to go.

There's a murderer in our midst....

This is shaping up to be another heartwarming DL farewell.

What do you call a man with no limbs hanging on the wall?

Art.

Sam Pancake should play him in the inevitable Netflix movie.

I wonder if he suffered from "The Irish Curse"? If he did he's probably in a happier place now...

Come back!!!!!

What do you call a man with no limbs in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

I've looked at his sites; he was a very good photographer.

(He's also very cute. I know, too soon, but it's a gay site.)

Suicide? I mean, you never really know people, but could he really have been involved in anything that would end up with him being murdered and hacked up to hinder identification?

Another dumb stunt by the Under-40s. Always climbing some mountain or hiking through the Sahara or canoeing to Antarctica. Why can't they be happy with a normal life?

Careful saying he might have been murdered! The nut job from the LA sheriff department suicides thread might fly in here, shrieking at you.

Maybe it was suicide, maybe it was an accident. Maybe he owed someone money which he borrowed to finance a new film project. Maybe he slept with the wrong guy. Either way, this is a horrible loss and I hope he's resting in peace. Yeah, he was cute too!

What do you call a man with no limbs in a hot tub?

Stu.

WTF?