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HuffPost Personals: Insufferable Broad Gets Dumped, Becomes a Digital Nomad in Red States

She keeps referring to her ex-boyfriend as her partner. She says he had been planning their breakup for a long time, and after reading her stuff, you can see why.

So what did she do to cope when he left her with the rent? Did she join a gym? Reconnect with friends? Go Lez?

Nope. She became a drifter. She packed up her cat (of course) into her Kia Soul (of course), and started couch-surfing and AirBnB-ing her way across the South's great hipster enclaves. She did "Llama Yoga" in Atlanta (apparently, yoga with a llama in the room), pestered waitstaff for "local culture," and did sporadic actual work online.

It's like if "Eat Pray Love" involved Velveeta, tattooed thighs, and car-camping in a Waffle House parking lot.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2023 11:07 PM

She's a PILGRIM!! Just like a certain DL fave.....

by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2023 4:28 PM

This reads like satire.

by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2023 4:40 PM

Time line seems a little off. The breakup happened in October but she was in New Orleans during what is normally Mardi Gras season

by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2023 5:00 PM

Top many young people are assholes now..

by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2023 5:05 PM

I wouldn’t mind living like that for a couple of years. Six weeks at a time in one place seems like a bit much. I’d do a week or two max and then move on.

by Anonymousreply 5November 20, 2023 5:07 PM

Angie. ‘Nuff said.

by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2023 11:07 PM
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