I’d like to see it.
Beyoncé and Lady Gaga reportedly teaming up for Thelma & Louise remake
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 27, 2023 8:12 PM|
[quote] Beyonce is preparing to make her first ever BIG SCREEN MOVIE debut.
Uhh, “Dreamgirls”, anyone? “ Cadillac Records”?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 20, 2023 4:50 PM|
Yeah, because that's just what we need.
A re-make of a classic movie, by an R&B and a pop singer, with no acting talent.
I swear to god, people who pitch such dumb ideas like this in Hollywood, should be RUN OUT OF TOWN.
Naturally, the brain dead viewing audience will still go and watch this dreck because they want to see "Queen Bey" and the "little monsters" want to see Gaga.
An asteroid needs to hit Hollywood, already.
All they put out now is garbage.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 20, 2023 4:51 PM|
Dayum I thought this was real. But it’s not if they are asserting this is her first big screen debut. Cunts. This would be a monster idea.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 20, 2023 4:52 PM|
Mediatakeout still exist? I thought Fred Mawajabah went to prison for money laundering or something. Perhaps not.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 20, 2023 4:53 PM|
She was also in one of the Austin Powers films, at least 20 years ago.
Prepare for a lot of wooden dialogue. And who would play the younger character?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 20, 2023 4:57 PM|
Horrid idea, but who will be the Brad Pitt character?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 20, 2023 4:58 PM|
Who keeps giving Beyonce acting roles?
The bitch is practically illiterate!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 20, 2023 4:58 PM|
Beyoncé’s big screen debut?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 20, 2023 4:59 PM|
[quote] Horrid idea, but who will be the Brad Pitt character?
To match the rest of the horrid cast.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 20, 2023 5:01 PM|
At least we’ll have the satisfaction of seeing them both die in the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 20, 2023 5:02 PM|
[quote] At least we’ll have the satisfaction of seeing them both die in the end.
Everyone loves a happy ending.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 20, 2023 5:26 PM|
^ bonus points if they have Troye in the trunk when they cliff-dive
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 20, 2023 5:27 PM|
Troye will def feel The Rush then
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 20, 2023 5:28 PM|
R7 Queen Bey is the queen of comedy and camp. Go away you cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 20, 2023 5:48 PM|
[quote] Queen Bey is the queen of comedy and camp
This is one of her funnier moments. Rofl!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 20, 2023 5:53 PM|
It looks like Lady Gaga got some plastic surgery to look like a skinnier version of Queen Bey.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 20, 2023 5:56 PM|
The Brad Pitt role will be played by Jaden Smith.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 20, 2023 6:16 PM|
Given Queen Bey's ego, they probably won't die but instead we'll have a shot of the two of them riding off into the sunset while "All The Single Ladies" begins playing over the closing credits.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 20, 2023 6:22 PM|
The movie was fine- does it hold up?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 20, 2023 6:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 20, 2023 6:25 PM|
^ I think it holds up.
Now, is Lady Gaga not eating again? She looks skinnier than Karen Carpenter in her last days.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 20, 2023 6:25 PM|
R18 How would that make any sense artistically and what would that have to do with her ego.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 20, 2023 6:26 PM|
An extended version of Telephone...
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 20, 2023 6:27 PM|
[quote]Beyonce And Lady Gaga Teaming Up For Remake Of 1980s Thelma & Louise
The film was shot in the summer of 1990 and released in the spring of 1991.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 20, 2023 6:33 PM|
[quote]The movie was fine- does it hold up?
Thelma & Louise kill a man, rob a store, falsely imprison a cop, blow up a trucker's vehicle -- and none of it was justified.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 20, 2023 6:34 PM|
^ If they did a trans version it would make perfect sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 20, 2023 6:38 PM|
Were the producers sitting around a conference table wondering what movie my partner and I would never see? If so, mission accomplished.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 20, 2023 6:40 PM|
Fingers crossed that there will be an elaborate Blue Ivy dance number.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 20, 2023 6:49 PM|
The best thing about Thelma and Louise was 26 year old Brad Pitt.
Goddamn, he was gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 20, 2023 6:51 PM|
r27 Surely that was their priority
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 20, 2023 6:55 PM|
Brad Pitt winces at his high voice in Thelma & Louise and says he only bagged breakthrough role as they were ‘desperate’
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 20, 2023 7:01 PM|
It's a musical?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 20, 2023 7:04 PM|
Christopher McDonald, Michael Madsen and Timothy Carhart (the attempted rapist) were all hotter than Pitt in the movie. George Clooney was one of the finalists for Pitt's role.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 20, 2023 7:14 PM|
Sad last days for GaGa?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 20, 2023 7:22 PM|
Everything in that article is wrong. It’s not Beyoncé’s film debut and not an 80s film. It also seems like a horrible idea for a remake.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 20, 2023 7:32 PM|
This is so unnecessary. Nothing is as satisfying as watching Susan Sarandon flying off a cliff.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 20, 2023 7:33 PM|
[quote]^ If they did a trans version it would make perfect sense.
Cast Hunter Schafer as Thelma and have a storyline where he picks up a drunk trucker to fuck and he gets abusive when he finds out Thelma has a cock
And they won't drive through Texas because Louise doesn't like their anti abortion laws.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 20, 2023 7:37 PM|
No, please don’t let them do this…club those bitches on their kneecaps.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 20, 2023 7:39 PM|
r33 Hardly. Those are 3 incredibly ugly guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 20, 2023 8:14 PM|
The remake everyone has been clamoring for.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 20, 2023 8:19 PM|
Can't these CUNTS be told "NO" anymore?
Their entire existence - since maybe 2010? - has been vanity projects and hot nonsense nobody remembers. They're valued today not for any artistic talent, but for their personal eccentricities. Lady Gaga wore a meat dress and ignored her gay dog-walker's medical bills. Beyonce has an entourage bigger than the Pope's, needs forty people to write her songs, and owns more fur than a merkin warehouse.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 20, 2023 8:19 PM|
Where is the trans character?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 20, 2023 8:27 PM|
Why is Hollywood even relevant? We can stream anything we want and not put another dime in these overpromoted celebrities pushed on us.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 20, 2023 8:32 PM|
How about Timothee as Troy as Brad?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 20, 2023 8:35 PM|
The original should have been Cher and Tina Turner.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 20, 2023 8:39 PM|
I'd like to see them both fly off a cliff but that's it.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 20, 2023 8:41 PM|
I remember Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep were considered at one point, but in the end they decided to do DEATH BECOMES HER together instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 20, 2023 8:45 PM|
R47 If anyone ever remakes that classic, I'll start burning down subdivisions.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 20, 2023 8:47 PM|
R48 they're turning that into a Broadway musical, but first it premieres in Chicago next spring.
The tagline is pretty cringe: "Life's a bitch and then you die. OR NOT."
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 20, 2023 8:55 PM|
I think Gaga is a good actress. But big no to Beyonce: Good pop star, horrible actress.
If this was actually real (it's clearly not), I'd rather see Gaga and Rihanna. Rihanna knows how to make fun of herself and she's a natural onscreen.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 20, 2023 9:02 PM|
I liked their chemistry in that Gaga video from way back. This might work.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 20, 2023 9:05 PM|
R50 Gaga is a SHIT actress. She couldn't even read a teleprompter for a 90-second video clip at Alec Baldwin's roast on cable.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 20, 2023 9:15 PM|
If they could rework the final scene so they drive off the cliff while they drag along Susan Sarandon, arms chained to the back fender - maybe then I would watch it.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 20, 2023 9:49 PM|
Movie studios are peddling remakes because of two things: all creative minds are gone, and they don't need to pay someone to come up with an original idea. It's the same thing that happened to Broadway.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 20, 2023 9:50 PM|
[quote] Rihanna knows how to make fun of herself and she's a natural onscreen.
Nobody beats Rihanna!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 20, 2023 9:58 PM|
R55 hold my beer…
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 20, 2023 10:09 PM|
[quote][R33] Hardly. Those are 3 incredibly ugly guys
Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but all I know is that those three studs were easily sexier than thin-as-a-rail Pitt in the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 21, 2023 12:41 AM|
Thelma get yer butt back here!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 21, 2023 12:45 AM|
People always rave about Brad’s hotness in this movie, but too me he was ten times hotter in Legends of the Fall.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 21, 2023 12:46 AM|
Michael Madsen smoldered in this.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 21, 2023 12:48 AM|
They are both so fake and practice satanic rituals.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 21, 2023 12:51 AM|
The Brad Pitt role will be played by Oscar Winner George Santos
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 21, 2023 1:09 AM|
R41 You dumb ass bitch. Queen Bey has released some of the most groundbreaking works in contemporary music sense that time. Lemonade. People literally from EVERY for entertainment call dropping a project unannounced pulling a Beyonce. Numerous top 10 hits and #1 albums. Just because you are so dam insecure you assume when females continue to release work it must be vanity. They are entertainers. They are fkin useless.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 21, 2023 3:42 AM|
I meant to write you are fkin useless.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 21, 2023 3:42 AM|
I too sense it’s that time.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 21, 2023 3:50 AM|
slap my FACE
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 21, 2023 3:51 AM|
Beyonce pronounces it 'Telma an Doo-eez'
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 21, 2023 3:58 AM|
The Brad Pitt role will be played by a brave trans man of color.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 21, 2023 4:01 AM|
I think Gaga is actually a good actress. Sometimes someone comes along and I take one look and say “this person is NEVER gonna be a star!” I’ve been so wrong so many times. I thought Pink, Rihanna, and Gaga were all going to be one hit wonders.
But she was VERY good in American Horror Story: Hotel and she was VERY good in A Star is Born and I’m looking forward to Joker II.
I thought she was a low talent Madonna when she arrived. Today I think she’s a more talented Barbra.
(Ducking and hiding from all the really elder eldergays who are gonna come for me for saying that!)
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 21, 2023 4:02 AM|
R68 or else what. What makes you any different from a Maga right now with your hysteria and paranoia.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 21, 2023 4:03 AM|
I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker”.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 21, 2023 4:08 AM|
I've been campaigning for years for a remake of this. It would be called Telma and Weezie, and star Telma Hopkins and Isabel Sanford.
I also want to do a female version of Raging Bull, called Raging Bulldykes obviously. Grace Jones would have a well received cameo as the fight trainer.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 21, 2023 4:23 AM|
Teacak, it was a joke, bitch.
BTW, Beyonce, as a snack, nibbles on little pieces of her own shit. As a SNACK.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 21, 2023 4:28 AM|
R72 You are hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 21, 2023 4:28 AM|
Please go back on your meds R69
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 21, 2023 3:28 PM|
Just reupping my post at R36.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 22, 2023 4:34 AM|
Teacake has been unemployable since he slapped his fourth AA sponsor.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 26, 2023 1:57 PM|
Make it Taylor and Bey, and I'm there. They'd have to split the votes for the Oscar, so a 3rd party would probably win, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 26, 2023 2:16 PM|
nope, they can't act!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 26, 2023 3:47 PM|
Laverne & Shirley: Skank Edition
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 27, 2023 2:41 PM|
Gee Hollywood is so creative and innovative! The best you can say about this is that it’s a gimmick to make $.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 27, 2023 3:07 PM|
Whether Gaga is a good actress or not doesn't matter, she's not photogenic and quite frankly, looks ugly on screen.
I specify on screen because I know people can look drastically better in person.
Beyonce is photogenic and pretty on camera but I've heard she's a woeful actress.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 27, 2023 4:18 PM|
[quote] Gee Hollywood is so creative and innovative! The best you can say about this is that it’s a gimmick to make $.
Everything in Hollywood now is a gimmick.
No originality whatsoever.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 27, 2023 4:41 PM|
I'm sure I read something about a Death Becomes Her remake too.
Anyway, Goldie and Meryl pursued the original script around 1990 and were very keen, apart from the double suicide ending. Streep eventually refused to star when they wouldn't cast Goldie, as they 'didn't feel she was right' for the part.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 27, 2023 4:57 PM|
They look equally hit in OP picture. Gag was quite bad in Gucci, and Yawn was delusional to attempt a major role; how embarrassing for the great Etta James.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 27, 2023 5:21 PM|
zero interest in this
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 27, 2023 8:12 PM|