Beyoncé and Lady Gaga reportedly teaming up for Thelma & Louise remake

[quote] Beyonce is preparing to make her first ever BIG SCREEN MOVIE debut.

Uhh, “Dreamgirls”, anyone? “ Cadillac Records”?

Yeah, because that's just what we need.

A re-make of a classic movie, by an R&B and a pop singer, with no acting talent.

I swear to god, people who pitch such dumb ideas like this in Hollywood, should be RUN OUT OF TOWN.

Naturally, the brain dead viewing audience will still go and watch this dreck because they want to see "Queen Bey" and the "little monsters" want to see Gaga.

An asteroid needs to hit Hollywood, already.

All they put out now is garbage.

Dayum I thought this was real. But it’s not if they are asserting this is her first big screen debut. Cunts. This would be a monster idea.

Mediatakeout still exist? I thought Fred Mawajabah went to prison for money laundering or something. Perhaps not.

She was also in one of the Austin Powers films, at least 20 years ago.

Prepare for a lot of wooden dialogue. And who would play the younger character?

Horrid idea, but who will be the Brad Pitt character?

Who keeps giving Beyonce acting roles?

The bitch is practically illiterate!

Beyoncé’s big screen debut?

Fake clickbait.

[quote] Horrid idea, but who will be the Brad Pitt character?

Troye Sivan.

To match the rest of the horrid cast.

At least we’ll have the satisfaction of seeing them both die in the end.

[quote] At least we’ll have the satisfaction of seeing them both die in the end.

Everyone loves a happy ending.

^ bonus points if they have Troye in the trunk when they cliff-dive

Troye will def feel The Rush then

R7 Queen Bey is the queen of comedy and camp. Go away you cunt.

[quote] Queen Bey is the queen of comedy and camp

You're right.

This is one of her funnier moments. Rofl!

It looks like Lady Gaga got some plastic surgery to look like a skinnier version of Queen Bey.

The Brad Pitt role will be played by Jaden Smith.

Given Queen Bey's ego, they probably won't die but instead we'll have a shot of the two of them riding off into the sunset while "All The Single Ladies" begins playing over the closing credits.

The movie was fine- does it hold up?

Twin fuglies.

^ I think it holds up.

Now, is Lady Gaga not eating again? She looks skinnier than Karen Carpenter in her last days.

R18 How would that make any sense artistically and what would that have to do with her ego.

An extended version of Telephone...

[quote]Beyonce And Lady Gaga Teaming Up For Remake Of 1980s Thelma & Louise

The film was shot in the summer of 1990 and released in the spring of 1991.

[quote]The movie was fine- does it hold up?

Thelma & Louise kill a man, rob a store, falsely imprison a cop, blow up a trucker's vehicle -- and none of it was justified.

^ If they did a trans version it would make perfect sense.

Were the producers sitting around a conference table wondering what movie my partner and I would never see? If so, mission accomplished.

Fingers crossed that there will be an elaborate Blue Ivy dance number.

The best thing about Thelma and Louise was 26 year old Brad Pitt.

Goddamn, he was gorgeous.

r27 Surely that was their priority

Brad Pitt winces at his high voice in Thelma & Louise and says he only bagged breakthrough role as they were ‘desperate’

It's a musical?

Christopher McDonald, Michael Madsen and Timothy Carhart (the attempted rapist) were all hotter than Pitt in the movie. George Clooney was one of the finalists for Pitt's role.

Sad last days for GaGa?

Everything in that article is wrong. It’s not Beyoncé’s film debut and not an 80s film. It also seems like a horrible idea for a remake.

This is so unnecessary. Nothing is as satisfying as watching Susan Sarandon flying off a cliff.

[quote]^ If they did a trans version it would make perfect sense.

Cast Hunter Schafer as Thelma and have a storyline where he picks up a drunk trucker to fuck and he gets abusive when he finds out Thelma has a cock

And they won't drive through Texas because Louise doesn't like their anti abortion laws.

No, please don’t let them do this…club those bitches on their kneecaps.

r33 Hardly. Those are 3 incredibly ugly guys.

The remake everyone has been clamoring for.

Can't these CUNTS be told "NO" anymore?

Their entire existence - since maybe 2010? - has been vanity projects and hot nonsense nobody remembers. They're valued today not for any artistic talent, but for their personal eccentricities. Lady Gaga wore a meat dress and ignored her gay dog-walker's medical bills. Beyonce has an entourage bigger than the Pope's, needs forty people to write her songs, and owns more fur than a merkin warehouse.

Where is the trans character?

Why is Hollywood even relevant? We can stream anything we want and not put another dime in these overpromoted celebrities pushed on us.

How about Timothee as Troy as Brad?

The original should have been Cher and Tina Turner.

I'd like to see them both fly off a cliff but that's it.

I remember Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep were considered at one point, but in the end they decided to do DEATH BECOMES HER together instead.

R47 If anyone ever remakes that classic, I'll start burning down subdivisions.

R48 they're turning that into a Broadway musical, but first it premieres in Chicago next spring.

The tagline is pretty cringe: "Life's a bitch and then you die. OR NOT."

I think Gaga is a good actress. But big no to Beyonce: Good pop star, horrible actress.

If this was actually real (it's clearly not), I'd rather see Gaga and Rihanna. Rihanna knows how to make fun of herself and she's a natural onscreen.

I liked their chemistry in that Gaga video from way back. This might work.

R50 Gaga is a SHIT actress. She couldn't even read a teleprompter for a 90-second video clip at Alec Baldwin's roast on cable.

If they could rework the final scene so they drive off the cliff while they drag along Susan Sarandon, arms chained to the back fender - maybe then I would watch it.

Movie studios are peddling remakes because of two things: all creative minds are gone, and they don't need to pay someone to come up with an original idea. It's the same thing that happened to Broadway.

[quote] Rihanna knows how to make fun of herself and she's a natural onscreen.

Nobody beats Rihanna!

R55 hold my beer…

[quote][R33] Hardly. Those are 3 incredibly ugly guys

Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but all I know is that those three studs were easily sexier than thin-as-a-rail Pitt in the film.

Thelma get yer butt back here!

People always rave about Brad’s hotness in this movie, but too me he was ten times hotter in Legends of the Fall.

Michael Madsen smoldered in this.

They are both so fake and practice satanic rituals.

The Brad Pitt role will be played by Oscar Winner George Santos

R41 You dumb ass bitch. Queen Bey has released some of the most groundbreaking works in contemporary music sense that time. Lemonade. People literally from EVERY for entertainment call dropping a project unannounced pulling a Beyonce. Numerous top 10 hits and #1 albums. Just because you are so dam insecure you assume when females continue to release work it must be vanity. They are entertainers. They are fkin useless.

I meant to write you are fkin useless.

I too sense it’s that time.

slap my FACE

Beyonce pronounces it 'Telma an Doo-eez'

The Brad Pitt role will be played by a brave trans man of color.

[bold]OR ELSE!![/bold]

I think Gaga is actually a good actress. Sometimes someone comes along and I take one look and say “this person is NEVER gonna be a star!” I’ve been so wrong so many times. I thought Pink, Rihanna, and Gaga were all going to be one hit wonders.

But she was VERY good in American Horror Story: Hotel and she was VERY good in A Star is Born and I’m looking forward to Joker II.

I thought she was a low talent Madonna when she arrived. Today I think she’s a more talented Barbra.

(Ducking and hiding from all the really elder eldergays who are gonna come for me for saying that!)

R68 or else what. What makes you any different from a Maga right now with your hysteria and paranoia.

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker”.

I've been campaigning for years for a remake of this. It would be called Telma and Weezie, and star Telma Hopkins and Isabel Sanford.

I also want to do a female version of Raging Bull, called Raging Bulldykes obviously. Grace Jones would have a well received cameo as the fight trainer.

Teacak, it was a joke, bitch.

BTW, Beyonce, as a snack, nibbles on little pieces of her own shit. As a SNACK.

R72 You are hilarious.

Please go back on your meds R69

Just reupping my post at R36.

Teacake has been unemployable since he slapped his fourth AA sponsor.

Make it Taylor and Bey, and I'm there. They'd have to split the votes for the Oscar, so a 3rd party would probably win, though.

nope, they can't act!

Laverne & Shirley: Skank Edition

Gee Hollywood is so creative and innovative! The best you can say about this is that it’s a gimmick to make $.

Whether Gaga is a good actress or not doesn't matter, she's not photogenic and quite frankly, looks ugly on screen.

I specify on screen because I know people can look drastically better in person.

Beyonce is photogenic and pretty on camera but I've heard she's a woeful actress.

[quote] Gee Hollywood is so creative and innovative! The best you can say about this is that it’s a gimmick to make $.

Everything in Hollywood now is a gimmick.

No originality whatsoever.

I'm sure I read something about a Death Becomes Her remake too.

Anyway, Goldie and Meryl pursued the original script around 1990 and were very keen, apart from the double suicide ending. Streep eventually refused to star when they wouldn't cast Goldie, as they 'didn't feel she was right' for the part.

They look equally hit in OP picture. Gag was quite bad in Gucci, and Yawn was delusional to attempt a major role; how embarrassing for the great Etta James.

zero interest in this