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Beyoncé and Lady Gaga reportedly teaming up for Thelma & Louise remake

I’d like to see it.

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by Anonymousreply 86November 27, 2023 8:12 PM

[quote] Beyonce is preparing to make her first ever BIG SCREEN MOVIE debut.

Uhh, “Dreamgirls”, anyone? “ Cadillac Records”?

by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2023 4:50 PM

Yeah, because that's just what we need.

A re-make of a classic movie, by an R&B and a pop singer, with no acting talent.

I swear to god, people who pitch such dumb ideas like this in Hollywood, should be RUN OUT OF TOWN.

Naturally, the brain dead viewing audience will still go and watch this dreck because they want to see "Queen Bey" and the "little monsters" want to see Gaga.

An asteroid needs to hit Hollywood, already.

All they put out now is garbage.

by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2023 4:51 PM

Dayum I thought this was real. But it’s not if they are asserting this is her first big screen debut. Cunts. This would be a monster idea.

by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2023 4:52 PM

Mediatakeout still exist? I thought Fred Mawajabah went to prison for money laundering or something. Perhaps not.

by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2023 4:53 PM

She was also in one of the Austin Powers films, at least 20 years ago.

Prepare for a lot of wooden dialogue. And who would play the younger character?

by Anonymousreply 5November 20, 2023 4:57 PM

Horrid idea, but who will be the Brad Pitt character?

by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2023 4:58 PM

Who keeps giving Beyonce acting roles?

The bitch is practically illiterate!

by Anonymousreply 7November 20, 2023 4:58 PM

Beyoncé’s big screen debut?

Fake clickbait.

by Anonymousreply 8November 20, 2023 4:59 PM

[quote] Horrid idea, but who will be the Brad Pitt character?

Troye Sivan.

To match the rest of the horrid cast.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2023 5:01 PM

At least we’ll have the satisfaction of seeing them both die in the end.

by Anonymousreply 10November 20, 2023 5:02 PM

[quote] At least we’ll have the satisfaction of seeing them both die in the end.

Everyone loves a happy ending.

by Anonymousreply 11November 20, 2023 5:26 PM

^ bonus points if they have Troye in the trunk when they cliff-dive

by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2023 5:27 PM

Troye will def feel The Rush then

by Anonymousreply 13November 20, 2023 5:28 PM

R7 Queen Bey is the queen of comedy and camp. Go away you cunt.

by Anonymousreply 14November 20, 2023 5:48 PM

[quote] Queen Bey is the queen of comedy and camp

You're right.

This is one of her funnier moments. Rofl!

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by Anonymousreply 15November 20, 2023 5:53 PM

It looks like Lady Gaga got some plastic surgery to look like a skinnier version of Queen Bey.

by Anonymousreply 16November 20, 2023 5:56 PM

The Brad Pitt role will be played by Jaden Smith.

by Anonymousreply 17November 20, 2023 6:16 PM

Given Queen Bey's ego, they probably won't die but instead we'll have a shot of the two of them riding off into the sunset while "All The Single Ladies" begins playing over the closing credits.

by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2023 6:22 PM

The movie was fine- does it hold up?

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2023 6:23 PM

Twin fuglies.

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2023 6:25 PM

^ I think it holds up.

Now, is Lady Gaga not eating again? She looks skinnier than Karen Carpenter in her last days.

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2023 6:25 PM

R18 How would that make any sense artistically and what would that have to do with her ego.

by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2023 6:26 PM

An extended version of Telephone...

by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2023 6:27 PM

[quote]Beyonce And Lady Gaga Teaming Up For Remake Of 1980s Thelma & Louise

The film was shot in the summer of 1990 and released in the spring of 1991.

by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2023 6:33 PM

[quote]The movie was fine- does it hold up?

Thelma & Louise kill a man, rob a store, falsely imprison a cop, blow up a trucker's vehicle -- and none of it was justified.

by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2023 6:34 PM

^ If they did a trans version it would make perfect sense.

by Anonymousreply 26November 20, 2023 6:38 PM

Were the producers sitting around a conference table wondering what movie my partner and I would never see? If so, mission accomplished.

by Anonymousreply 27November 20, 2023 6:40 PM

Fingers crossed that there will be an elaborate Blue Ivy dance number.

by Anonymousreply 28November 20, 2023 6:49 PM

The best thing about Thelma and Louise was 26 year old Brad Pitt.

Goddamn, he was gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 29November 20, 2023 6:51 PM

r27 Surely that was their priority

by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2023 6:55 PM

Brad Pitt winces at his high voice in Thelma & Louise and says he only bagged breakthrough role as they were ‘desperate’

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by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2023 7:01 PM

It's a musical?

by Anonymousreply 32November 20, 2023 7:04 PM

Christopher McDonald, Michael Madsen and Timothy Carhart (the attempted rapist) were all hotter than Pitt in the movie. George Clooney was one of the finalists for Pitt's role.

by Anonymousreply 33November 20, 2023 7:14 PM

Sad last days for GaGa?

by Anonymousreply 34November 20, 2023 7:22 PM

Everything in that article is wrong. It’s not Beyoncé’s film debut and not an 80s film. It also seems like a horrible idea for a remake.

by Anonymousreply 35November 20, 2023 7:32 PM

This is so unnecessary. Nothing is as satisfying as watching Susan Sarandon flying off a cliff.

by Anonymousreply 36November 20, 2023 7:33 PM

[quote]^ If they did a trans version it would make perfect sense.

Cast Hunter Schafer as Thelma and have a storyline where he picks up a drunk trucker to fuck and he gets abusive when he finds out Thelma has a cock

And they won't drive through Texas because Louise doesn't like their anti abortion laws.

by Anonymousreply 37November 20, 2023 7:37 PM

No, please don’t let them do this…club those bitches on their kneecaps.

by Anonymousreply 38November 20, 2023 7:39 PM

r33 Hardly. Those are 3 incredibly ugly guys.

by Anonymousreply 39November 20, 2023 8:14 PM

The remake everyone has been clamoring for.

by Anonymousreply 40November 20, 2023 8:19 PM

Can't these CUNTS be told "NO" anymore?

Their entire existence - since maybe 2010? - has been vanity projects and hot nonsense nobody remembers. They're valued today not for any artistic talent, but for their personal eccentricities. Lady Gaga wore a meat dress and ignored her gay dog-walker's medical bills. Beyonce has an entourage bigger than the Pope's, needs forty people to write her songs, and owns more fur than a merkin warehouse.

by Anonymousreply 41November 20, 2023 8:19 PM

Where is the trans character?

by Anonymousreply 42November 20, 2023 8:27 PM

Why is Hollywood even relevant? We can stream anything we want and not put another dime in these overpromoted celebrities pushed on us.

by Anonymousreply 43November 20, 2023 8:32 PM

How about Timothee as Troy as Brad?

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by Anonymousreply 44November 20, 2023 8:35 PM

The original should have been Cher and Tina Turner.

by Anonymousreply 45November 20, 2023 8:39 PM

I'd like to see them both fly off a cliff but that's it.

by Anonymousreply 46November 20, 2023 8:41 PM

I remember Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep were considered at one point, but in the end they decided to do DEATH BECOMES HER together instead.

by Anonymousreply 47November 20, 2023 8:45 PM

R47 If anyone ever remakes that classic, I'll start burning down subdivisions.

by Anonymousreply 48November 20, 2023 8:47 PM

R48 they're turning that into a Broadway musical, but first it premieres in Chicago next spring.

The tagline is pretty cringe: "Life's a bitch and then you die. OR NOT."

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by Anonymousreply 49November 20, 2023 8:55 PM

I think Gaga is a good actress. But big no to Beyonce: Good pop star, horrible actress.

If this was actually real (it's clearly not), I'd rather see Gaga and Rihanna. Rihanna knows how to make fun of herself and she's a natural onscreen.

by Anonymousreply 50November 20, 2023 9:02 PM

I liked their chemistry in that Gaga video from way back. This might work.

by Anonymousreply 51November 20, 2023 9:05 PM

R50 Gaga is a SHIT actress. She couldn't even read a teleprompter for a 90-second video clip at Alec Baldwin's roast on cable.

by Anonymousreply 52November 20, 2023 9:15 PM

If they could rework the final scene so they drive off the cliff while they drag along Susan Sarandon, arms chained to the back fender - maybe then I would watch it.

by Anonymousreply 53November 20, 2023 9:49 PM

Movie studios are peddling remakes because of two things: all creative minds are gone, and they don't need to pay someone to come up with an original idea. It's the same thing that happened to Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 54November 20, 2023 9:50 PM

[quote] Rihanna knows how to make fun of herself and she's a natural onscreen.

Nobody beats Rihanna!

by Anonymousreply 55November 20, 2023 9:58 PM

R55 hold my beer…

by Anonymousreply 56November 20, 2023 10:09 PM

[quote][R33] Hardly. Those are 3 incredibly ugly guys

Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but all I know is that those three studs were easily sexier than thin-as-a-rail Pitt in the film.

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by Anonymousreply 57November 21, 2023 12:41 AM

Thelma get yer butt back here!

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by Anonymousreply 58November 21, 2023 12:45 AM

People always rave about Brad’s hotness in this movie, but too me he was ten times hotter in Legends of the Fall.

by Anonymousreply 59November 21, 2023 12:46 AM

Michael Madsen smoldered in this.

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by Anonymousreply 60November 21, 2023 12:48 AM

They are both so fake and practice satanic rituals.

by Anonymousreply 61November 21, 2023 12:51 AM

The Brad Pitt role will be played by Oscar Winner George Santos

by Anonymousreply 62November 21, 2023 1:09 AM

R41 You dumb ass bitch. Queen Bey has released some of the most groundbreaking works in contemporary music sense that time. Lemonade. People literally from EVERY for entertainment call dropping a project unannounced pulling a Beyonce. Numerous top 10 hits and #1 albums. Just because you are so dam insecure you assume when females continue to release work it must be vanity. They are entertainers. They are fkin useless.

by Anonymousreply 63November 21, 2023 3:42 AM

I meant to write you are fkin useless.

by Anonymousreply 64November 21, 2023 3:42 AM

I too sense it’s that time.

by Anonymousreply 65November 21, 2023 3:50 AM

slap my FACE

by Anonymousreply 66November 21, 2023 3:51 AM

Beyonce pronounces it 'Telma an Doo-eez'

by Anonymousreply 67November 21, 2023 3:58 AM

The Brad Pitt role will be played by a brave trans man of color.

[bold]OR ELSE!![/bold]

by Anonymousreply 68November 21, 2023 4:01 AM

I think Gaga is actually a good actress. Sometimes someone comes along and I take one look and say “this person is NEVER gonna be a star!” I’ve been so wrong so many times. I thought Pink, Rihanna, and Gaga were all going to be one hit wonders.

But she was VERY good in American Horror Story: Hotel and she was VERY good in A Star is Born and I’m looking forward to Joker II.

I thought she was a low talent Madonna when she arrived. Today I think she’s a more talented Barbra.

(Ducking and hiding from all the really elder eldergays who are gonna come for me for saying that!)

by Anonymousreply 69November 21, 2023 4:02 AM

R68 or else what. What makes you any different from a Maga right now with your hysteria and paranoia.

by Anonymousreply 70November 21, 2023 4:03 AM

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker”.

by Anonymousreply 71November 21, 2023 4:08 AM

I've been campaigning for years for a remake of this. It would be called Telma and Weezie, and star Telma Hopkins and Isabel Sanford.

I also want to do a female version of Raging Bull, called Raging Bulldykes obviously. Grace Jones would have a well received cameo as the fight trainer.

by Anonymousreply 72November 21, 2023 4:23 AM

Teacak, it was a joke, bitch.

BTW, Beyonce, as a snack, nibbles on little pieces of her own shit. As a SNACK.

by Anonymousreply 73November 21, 2023 4:28 AM

R72 You are hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 74November 21, 2023 4:28 AM

Please go back on your meds R69

by Anonymousreply 75November 21, 2023 3:28 PM

Just reupping my post at R36.

by Anonymousreply 76November 22, 2023 4:34 AM

Teacake has been unemployable since he slapped his fourth AA sponsor.

by Anonymousreply 77November 26, 2023 1:57 PM

Make it Taylor and Bey, and I'm there. They'd have to split the votes for the Oscar, so a 3rd party would probably win, though.

by Anonymousreply 78November 26, 2023 2:16 PM

nope, they can't act!

by Anonymousreply 79November 26, 2023 3:47 PM

Laverne & Shirley: Skank Edition

by Anonymousreply 80November 27, 2023 2:41 PM

Gee Hollywood is so creative and innovative! The best you can say about this is that it’s a gimmick to make $.

by Anonymousreply 81November 27, 2023 3:07 PM

Whether Gaga is a good actress or not doesn't matter, she's not photogenic and quite frankly, looks ugly on screen.

I specify on screen because I know people can look drastically better in person.

Beyonce is photogenic and pretty on camera but I've heard she's a woeful actress.

by Anonymousreply 82November 27, 2023 4:18 PM

[quote] Gee Hollywood is so creative and innovative! The best you can say about this is that it’s a gimmick to make $.

Everything in Hollywood now is a gimmick.

No originality whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 83November 27, 2023 4:41 PM

I'm sure I read something about a Death Becomes Her remake too.

Anyway, Goldie and Meryl pursued the original script around 1990 and were very keen, apart from the double suicide ending. Streep eventually refused to star when they wouldn't cast Goldie, as they 'didn't feel she was right' for the part.

by Anonymousreply 84November 27, 2023 4:57 PM

They look equally hit in OP picture. Gag was quite bad in Gucci, and Yawn was delusional to attempt a major role; how embarrassing for the great Etta James.

by Anonymousreply 85November 27, 2023 5:21 PM

zero interest in this

by Anonymousreply 86November 27, 2023 8:12 PM
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