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Joe Biden turns 81 today!

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

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by Anonymousreply 29November 21, 2023 1:34 AM

Happy birthday!

by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2023 12:30 PM

Shares a birthday with Bobby Kennedy who would have turned 98 today!

by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2023 12:34 PM

I hope to be long-retired if I live to 81 but I admire his commitment to the cause. Happy Birthday!

by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2023 12:38 PM


Thanks for making me feel really old today. 98?

OP thanks for making me feel really young today. 81?

And I say this as an old man——Joe will be lucky to be alive a year from now.

by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2023 12:41 PM

My dad's 87 and still does pretty well for his age, both mentally and physically.

But I wouldn't want him to be President.

That said, Happy Birthday, Uncle Joe!

by Anonymousreply 5November 20, 2023 12:47 PM

He is very much alive. I mean he is, right?

by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2023 1:00 PM

I have... doubts

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by Anonymousreply 7November 20, 2023 1:09 PM

Mr. Senile

by Anonymousreply 8November 20, 2023 1:20 PM

Happy birthday, Mr. President

Can I please bounce on your eldercock?

Inseminate me, I wanna be your baby.

All the other gorls can step aside, you’re mine.

by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2023 1:35 PM

He is now as old as Season 3 Sophia.

I liked him four years ago when he was a grandfather figure taking leadership in an emergency. Now, he’s just a deceitful old Irish gecko.

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by Anonymousreply 10November 20, 2023 1:47 PM

He’s now the same age as Joy Behar.

by Anonymousreply 11November 20, 2023 1:48 PM

And CZJ!

by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2023 2:13 PM

R12 I'll get you, you son of a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 13November 20, 2023 2:16 PM

Biden why do they think you and I are besties.

by Anonymousreply 14November 20, 2023 2:20 PM

Who's the Marilyn Monroe inside his cake?

by Anonymousreply 15November 20, 2023 3:54 PM

Carol Channing, R15. Full of corn and ready to go.

And slightly decomposed.

by Anonymousreply 16November 20, 2023 4:18 PM

R14, he's fine, he sends his love!

by Anonymousreply 17November 20, 2023 8:23 PM

Only 16 years past retirement age.

by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2023 8:25 PM

Maybe he can let someone with more time left on the earth do the job.

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2023 8:27 PM


You are so in luck we have lots of great people to lead this great country and they are a whole lot younger than Old Joe Biden. They have decades left. You are going to love them.

You are right to be concerned about Joes age

Praise the Lord

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2023 8:36 PM

Onward to 2024...

Four More Years!!

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2023 9:30 PM

Do you think Jill still gets the Biden cock?

by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2023 9:34 PM

he looks fantastic..good looking man

by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2023 10:07 PM

Life expectancy for an 81 year old male in the US is currently 6.42 years, so Joe can successfully serve another full term and still have a little retirement time left.

by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2023 10:15 PM

He's a Scorpio.

by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2023 10:16 PM

Shush, OP.

by Anonymousreply 26November 20, 2023 10:36 PM

A double blessing!

Transgender Day of Remembrance + Biden’s Birthday!

by Anonymousreply 27November 20, 2023 10:39 PM

[quote] I turned 81 and all I got was a new social platform!

[quote] Thanks for the well-wishes, folks.

[quote] And to the workers at the birthday candle factory, I hope your union got you overtime.

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by Anonymousreply 28November 21, 2023 1:16 AM

He’s the same age as Patsy Stone

by Anonymousreply 29November 21, 2023 1:34 AM
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