Predictions for 2024

Let's hope so, OP!

Hugh Jackman & Eric McCormack as a "pan" couple.

This leak…from the penis or the hole?

Mendes's

that's the correct possessive

Ben Affleck will be found by paparazzi, passed out drunk, in his car in a casino parking lot.

Timmy knocks up the Kardashian he's dating and they elope.

Ye makes headlines by taking a half dozen hostages and among his lists his demands include forcing both his ex-wife Kim and Donald Trump to endorse him for president in 2024. A hostage negotiator talks him into releasing everyone but he kills himself, his last words being: "I'll rise in three days as I'm the Lord and God, Ye."

Jon Voight has a stroke and died. The small section of Hollywood that's MAGAwill try to grift off of his ailment and death. Neither of his kids or any of his grandkids care he kicks the bucket.

Kirk Cameron is outed as a cock sucker, in a way that can't be covered up or prayed away. Entertainment ensues!

Hollywood finally moves on from Chalamet.

Jennifer Lawrence and Amber Heard join OnlyFans.

Andy Cohen faces his day of reckoning.

Any new major natural disasters coming up?

Donald Trump will have a heart attack and fall off the stage. His POTUS campaign will be postponed indefinitely. DeSantis will surge in the polls when he announces the creation of concentration camps for homosexuals and Illegals in Florida.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will announce they have split up but remain good friends

Zendaya will be outed as a lesbian

Meryl Streep will announce she is in a relationship with Idris Elba

Jennifer Lawrence will file for divorce

The Kardashians and the Trumps will all be massacred in separate attacks

Donald Trump will die alone in a courtroom bathroom, after choking to death on a filet of fish sandwich he hid in a jacket coat.

This will lead to a conspiracy theory that he was murdered since he never ordered this type of junk food.

Democrats rejoice because he dies in September 2024, and there is no time for another challenger to mount a serious campaign. Joe Biden wins and gives thanks to the filet of fish sandwich that changed the world.

After decades of escaping the Grim Reaper, Miss Jane Fonda will book a one way ticket to Rainbow 🌈 Bridge.

Filet-O-Fish 2024

RFK, Jr will either physically assault someone.

It's cos of the 'roids.

Oop, R15 was me. I want to be able to take credit if it happens.

^ what, you predict the divine Miss M will come out?

or that she will continue thirst-trapping?

or breathing?

Shawn Mendes will stay in the closet!