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Predictions for 2024

Attention whore Shawn Mendes’ nudes will “leak”.

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2023 12:31 PM

Let's hope so, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2023 7:53 AM

Hugh Jackman & Eric McCormack as a "pan" couple.

by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2023 8:07 AM

This leak…from the penis or the hole?

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2023 8:08 AM


that's the correct possessive

by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2023 12:35 PM

Ben Affleck will be found by paparazzi, passed out drunk, in his car in a casino parking lot.

Timmy knocks up the Kardashian he's dating and they elope.

Ye makes headlines by taking a half dozen hostages and among his lists his demands include forcing both his ex-wife Kim and Donald Trump to endorse him for president in 2024. A hostage negotiator talks him into releasing everyone but he kills himself, his last words being: "I'll rise in three days as I'm the Lord and God, Ye."

Jon Voight has a stroke and died. The small section of Hollywood that's MAGAwill try to grift off of his ailment and death. Neither of his kids or any of his grandkids care he kicks the bucket.

Kirk Cameron is outed as a cock sucker, in a way that can't be covered up or prayed away. Entertainment ensues!

by Anonymousreply 5November 25, 2023 3:15 PM

Hollywood finally moves on from Chalamet.

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2023 3:17 PM

Jennifer Lawrence and Amber Heard join OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2023 3:21 PM

Andy Cohen faces his day of reckoning.

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2023 5:20 PM

Any new major natural disasters coming up?

by Anonymousreply 9November 25, 2023 5:26 PM

Donald Trump will have a heart attack and fall off the stage. His POTUS campaign will be postponed indefinitely. DeSantis will surge in the polls when he announces the creation of concentration camps for homosexuals and Illegals in Florida.

by Anonymousreply 10November 25, 2023 5:48 PM

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will announce they have split up but remain good friends

Zendaya will be outed as a lesbian

Meryl Streep will announce she is in a relationship with Idris Elba

Jennifer Lawrence will file for divorce

The Kardashians and the Trumps will all be massacred in separate attacks

by Anonymousreply 11November 25, 2023 6:02 PM

Donald Trump will die alone in a courtroom bathroom, after choking to death on a filet of fish sandwich he hid in a jacket coat.

This will lead to a conspiracy theory that he was murdered since he never ordered this type of junk food.

Democrats rejoice because he dies in September 2024, and there is no time for another challenger to mount a serious campaign. Joe Biden wins and gives thanks to the filet of fish sandwich that changed the world.

by Anonymousreply 12November 25, 2023 8:08 PM

After decades of escaping the Grim Reaper, Miss Jane Fonda will book a one way ticket to Rainbow 🌈 Bridge.

by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2023 11:09 PM

Filet-O-Fish 2024

by Anonymousreply 14November 25, 2023 11:46 PM

RFK, Jr will either physically assault someone.

It's cos of the 'roids.

by Anonymousreply 15November 26, 2023 4:10 AM

Oop, R15 was me. I want to be able to take credit if it happens.

by Anonymousreply 16November 26, 2023 4:12 AM
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by Anonymousreply 17November 26, 2023 8:16 AM

^ what, you predict the divine Miss M will come out?

or that she will continue thirst-trapping?

or breathing?

by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2023 11:25 AM

Shawn Mendes will stay in the closet!

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2023 12:31 PM
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