Am I wrong?

And you came [bold]here[/bold] to talk about it?

Oh, dear.

R1 Yes you gays are the best.

-2/10

R3 What’s supposed to be mean.

He's in the wrong. I understand his not wanting to attend with that restriction, but he should have simply bowed out gracefully. And then to ask you not to attend is absurd.

You know how bitchy fags can be.

R5 Thank you. He is now posting vicious lies including that I cheated on my ex husband. I should have known he was a drama queen when he got into a screaming match with the cake decorator after I let him plan my sister’s wedding. He is a wedding planner and did a horrible job.

When you are a guest under someone's roof, you respect their wishes and rules. Your friend is a self-important idiot for making an argument. And you are under no obligation to comply with his request to basically choose your aunt or him.

What R3 said.

R8 It’s not that I am choosing my Aunt over him. Paul is welcomed as well as his friend. However that’s how they are about certain things. My Aunt is 66. I should also add they don’t allow my womanizing brother to bring his new flavor of the month. One doesn’t have to be married but they don’t like how my brother whores around. Paul is posting more lies about me on Facebook and claiming that I am jealous of his relationship. As if. I know he will claim he was drunk in the morning after creating all this drama.

Yes.

I think he’s right that you’re not really a size 12, OP, so, sorry—I’m siding with him!

R12 I’ve been told I look like Anna Nicole Smith. And Paul he is nothing but a muscular Pee Wee Herman. He think he is so hot. He is so very arrogant and toxic sometimes.

[quote]Paul is posting more lies about me on Facebook

Link, please.

R14 Nice try. I do wish to remain somewhat anonymous and you might be a serial killer.

-100/10

Low effort nonsense

-200 outta fucking 10 cunt.

It's threads like these make me grateful all my friends are straight.

THIS.

NEVER.

HAPPENED.

OP, you lost me at “rich aunt.”

It pains me to WW ol TeaCake but this time it's deserved.

OP get the fuck out with your lame-ass stories. Creative writing is not your thing.

OP = confected lesbian drama.

That gay friend of yours is a nasty bitch. Pretty much like most people on Datalounge. If this friendship is ruined, it’s on him. Family first.

OP, you type fat and drunk.

Tell him you'll buy him a nice Louis Vuitton purse when you get your share of the inheritance, that'll shut him up.

You're fine, OP. Your friend will have to get over it. Or not. You need to be prepared for a broken friendship.

Peace.

OP, I think it's for the best if you and your "Gay Friend" take a break from one another. Go hang out with your rich relatives. Let him be. He has a boyfriend. He's fine. And maybe sometime after the holidays, after your rich relatives die, you may get back together. Do not fault him for being insulted. He has a right to be insulted when he is told not to sleep with his intimate partner. Ho0w dare anyone do that. And how dare you dismiss it? It is an insult not to be born. Youo best tell him you are sorry he will not be coming because you do love to spend time with him, and also tell him you understand completely why he has decided not to come and he is justified. End the discussion there. No need to prolong it with the usual bullshit.

This reads like the beginning of a Penthouse Forum letter so I’m going to assume it ends with all of you fucking.

This thread is the sole contribution of "Dalrene" on this account:

Am I wrong? My gay best friend and I just had huge fight. This weekend I invited him to my rich Aunt’s cabin in Tennessee.This Aunt is loaded and invites us every year, she host this grand party around the holidays around the holidays, usually the weekend after Thanksgiving. For the past 2 years I’ve brought my gay bestie since my divorce 3 years ago.

My Aunt and her husband are hardcore Evangelical Christians. They love Paul and he is always the life of the party. This year he asked to bring his boyfriend. I knew it wouldn’t be a problem but I told just need to run it past my Aunt. This is where the trouble starts. My Aunt said it was fine under one condition. He and Paul cannot share the same room. Now I know-it’s a bit archaic. Paul knows this part of my family are religious fundies. He called me aunt an outrageous bitch and that he no longer wishes to come. The only problem is that he also wants me not to attend. Any other time he accepted them and loved their lavish lifestyle. I’m not going to cut them off; I don’t want to be excluded from any inheritance. In addition these people anre involved in local politics. It’s their house, their rules. We had a huge fight and he called me fat fag hag and I’m only a size 12. Who is wrong here?

Am I wrong? R1 Yes you gays are the best.

Am I wrong? R3 What’s supposed to be mean.

Am I wrong? R5 Thank you. He is now posting vicious lies including that I cheated on my ex husband. I should have known he was a drama queen when he got into a screaming match with the cake decorator after I let him plan my sister’s wedding. He is a wedding planner and did a horrible job.

Am I wrong? R8 It’s not that I am choosing my Aunt over him. Paul is welcomed as well as his friend. However that’s how they are about certain things. My Aunt is 66. I should also add they don’t allow my womanizing brother to bring his new flavor of the month. One doesn’t have to be married but they don’t like how my brother whores around. Paul is posting more lies about me on Facebook and claiming that I am jealous of his relationship. As if. I know he will claim he was drunk in the morning after creating all this drama.

Am I wrong? R12 I’ve been told I look like Anna Nicole Smith. And Paul he is nothing but a muscular Pee Wee Herman. He think he is so hot. He is so very arrogant and toxic sometimes.

Am I wrong? R14 Nice try. I do wish to remain somewhat anonymous and you might be a serial killer.

The responsibility of a troll is to amuse.

There's nothing amusing here about a pseudo-cunt who doesn't know English attempting to tell us she wants a rich aunt's inheritance while pretending it's about gay people.

Low. Stupid. Insulting.

Of the Mouseketeers, Darlene was always the biggest cunt.

You chose your inheritance over your best friend. Does that answer your question?

[quote]Am I wrong?

It can't be wrong.

OP, if I understood your tale correctly, your #1 priority is the inheritance. If that’s the case, then you’re definitely wrong. And you were never the friend to him that you’re claiming to be.

There is no inheritance for you. You are extremely naive in that matter.

ESTs off the charts .📈

I only have two questions.

1) How much weight would Jennifer Aniston need to gain to play a size 12 Darlene and

2) Even though this is an amusing story, is there enough pathos to make it a dramedy? A really conflicted Darlene spends a disastrous weekend with her GBF Paul at her aunt’s post Thanksgiving party and it’s cause for all sorts of self-reflection and growth? I’m thinking it should have a straightforward title, something like “Darlene and Paul at Darlene’s Aunt’s Party”. Is this enough to get Jen an Oscar nod? In the right directors hands, could it get her the win?

Darlene, you of course will get paid for the rights to the story, but will it make up for inevitably getting disinherited?

I can't believe anybody is taking this seriously. Every single Frau cliché, and then some.

You know what I am wrong. Paul and I made a pact. We are going to stick to these hypocritical religious fundies. Family or not, wrong is wrong. I can’t believe I couldn’t see it clearer before. Would they disallow an interracial couple. Paul convinced me. I stand with goodness.

Paul sounds like my friend Julie, a real bitch that needs kicking in the cunt bone.

This scenario is just filled with awful people trying to make one another miserable.

OP, love the detail about size 12. You know a size 12 for DLers = morbidly obese, right?

[quote]It’s not that I am choosing my Aunt over him.

Of course not. You're choosing a potential inheritance over him.

TEAM bitchy gay friend.

Luv Darlen

Broke ass bitch turning tricks on the corner, dripping down her leg, prolapsing like a dagger

STFU R17 and go back to your methcrackpipe

R47 Sad.

OP, you need a new hobby. Creative writing is not for you.

R47 And you were warned about disrespect. Keep trying me and your cosmic karma energy will pay.

R50 You sound a bit delusional. This website is a bastion for crazy.

R51 You stupid Frau cunt. You come here with this hillbilly drama and we are the crazy ones? No one cares about your life nor your bigoted rich family.

R52 Wow nice language. Aren’t you a bundle of sticks.

R5 has it right. This is not a friend, btw and if it were me I'd lose that guy. Your aunt invites you and is a religious fundamentalist? She obviously loves you and I think you do love her, I think your mentioning the inheritance is in your mind point second and it was an honest admission.

I don't know how long you have considered that guy to be your best friend but that is not being a friend at all, resorting to insults, talking behind your back on other social media outlets and copping out with he was drunk. Lose this loser

R18 You never saw Jersey Shore?

Everyone could tell when Anette was at her time of the month because we could smell it.

She WAS Italian, you know.

Lord knows we ain’t got money I’m so in love with your pussy

Just when you think there is nobody around to eat your pussy - you’re wrong.

Offer to blow your friend, and all will be forgotten.

Did some people escape from an insane asylum.

You lost me at hard core Evangelical X’tians.

It may interest you to know that Darlene spent her chubby teen years summering at Auntie's house and most afternoons were in the garden shed blowing every high school jock in town. Darlene thinks auntie doesn't know but that is not the case.

R61 No one knows about my whore days not even my ex husband. Are you jealous that I got to suck all those hot jocks?

Get fucked, Darlene, you fat whore

Muriel, please nuke this unfunny troll.

You chose the dim promise of an inheritance from Southern redneck relatives over your fag friend. You're a twat.

Aunt Karen and Uncle Bourbon will surely leave every thin dime to Jerry Falwell, and I hope they do. Then you can weep into your Blue Bell sundae like the fat whore you are!

Nothing worse than asshole adults treating other adults like children. Fuck yes you are in the wrong. This is a grown man with a partner at the moment and wanting the partner to be there on the holidays is normal. Your aunt is a religious nut job that is treating you and your friend like children.

Your friend is right to be upset. But go get that inheritance because who needs friends who stand up for them, am I right?

R65 There is nothing redneck about my relatives. Stereotype much?

R67 Oh, honey. If you don't smell anything foul, then perhaps you're part of the stench.

I love Darlene!