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Am I wrong?

My gay best friend and I just had huge fight. This weekend I invited him to my rich Aunt’s cabin in Tennessee.This Aunt is loaded and invites us every year, she host this grand party around the holidays around the holidays, usually the weekend after Thanksgiving. For the past 2 years I’ve brought my gay bestie since my divorce 3 years ago.

My Aunt and her husband are hardcore Evangelical Christians. They love Paul and he is always the life of the party. This year he asked to bring his boyfriend. I knew it wouldn’t be a problem but I told just need to run it past my Aunt. This is where the trouble starts. My Aunt said it was fine under one condition. He and Paul cannot share the same room. Now I know-it’s a bit archaic. Paul knows this part of my family are religious fundies. He called me aunt an outrageous bitch and that he no longer wishes to come. The only problem is that he also wants me not to attend. Any other time he accepted them and loved their lavish lifestyle. I’m not going to cut them off; I don’t want to be excluded from any inheritance. In addition these people anre involved in local politics. It’s their house, their rules. We had a huge fight and he called me fat fag hag and I’m only a size 12. Who is wrong here?

by Anonymousreply 69November 20, 2023 9:39 PM

And you came [bold]here[/bold] to talk about it?

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2023 2:10 AM

R1 Yes you gays are the best.

by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2023 2:13 AM

-2/10

by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2023 2:16 AM

R3 What’s supposed to be mean.

by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2023 2:19 AM

He's in the wrong. I understand his not wanting to attend with that restriction, but he should have simply bowed out gracefully. And then to ask you not to attend is absurd.

by Anonymousreply 5November 20, 2023 2:19 AM

You know how bitchy fags can be.

by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2023 2:20 AM

R5 Thank you. He is now posting vicious lies including that I cheated on my ex husband. I should have known he was a drama queen when he got into a screaming match with the cake decorator after I let him plan my sister’s wedding. He is a wedding planner and did a horrible job.

by Anonymousreply 7November 20, 2023 2:22 AM

When you are a guest under someone's roof, you respect their wishes and rules. Your friend is a self-important idiot for making an argument. And you are under no obligation to comply with his request to basically choose your aunt or him.

by Anonymousreply 8November 20, 2023 2:24 AM

What R3 said.

by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2023 2:26 AM

R8 It’s not that I am choosing my Aunt over him. Paul is welcomed as well as his friend. However that’s how they are about certain things. My Aunt is 66. I should also add they don’t allow my womanizing brother to bring his new flavor of the month. One doesn’t have to be married but they don’t like how my brother whores around. Paul is posting more lies about me on Facebook and claiming that I am jealous of his relationship. As if. I know he will claim he was drunk in the morning after creating all this drama.

by Anonymousreply 10November 20, 2023 2:27 AM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 11November 20, 2023 2:30 AM

I think he’s right that you’re not really a size 12, OP, so, sorry—I’m siding with him!

by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2023 2:30 AM

R12 I’ve been told I look like Anna Nicole Smith. And Paul he is nothing but a muscular Pee Wee Herman. He think he is so hot. He is so very arrogant and toxic sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 13November 20, 2023 2:31 AM

[quote]Paul is posting more lies about me on Facebook

Link, please.

by Anonymousreply 14November 20, 2023 2:34 AM

R14 Nice try. I do wish to remain somewhat anonymous and you might be a serial killer.

by Anonymousreply 15November 20, 2023 2:35 AM

-100/10

Low effort nonsense

by Anonymousreply 16November 20, 2023 2:36 AM

-200 outta fucking 10 cunt.

by Anonymousreply 17November 20, 2023 2:37 AM

It's threads like these make me grateful all my friends are straight.

by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2023 2:38 AM

THIS.

NEVER.

HAPPENED.

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2023 2:39 AM

OP, you lost me at “rich aunt.”

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2023 2:39 AM

It pains me to WW ol TeaCake but this time it's deserved.

OP get the fuck out with your lame-ass stories. Creative writing is not your thing.

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2023 2:41 AM

OP = confected lesbian drama.

by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2023 2:47 AM

That gay friend of yours is a nasty bitch. Pretty much like most people on Datalounge. If this friendship is ruined, it’s on him. Family first.

by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2023 2:49 AM

OP, you type fat and drunk.

by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2023 3:01 AM

Tell him you'll buy him a nice Louis Vuitton purse when you get your share of the inheritance, that'll shut him up.

by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2023 3:03 AM

You're fine, OP. Your friend will have to get over it. Or not. You need to be prepared for a broken friendship.

Peace.

by Anonymousreply 26November 20, 2023 3:07 AM

OP, I think it's for the best if you and your "Gay Friend" take a break from one another. Go hang out with your rich relatives. Let him be. He has a boyfriend. He's fine. And maybe sometime after the holidays, after your rich relatives die, you may get back together. Do not fault him for being insulted. He has a right to be insulted when he is told not to sleep with his intimate partner. Ho0w dare anyone do that. And how dare you dismiss it? It is an insult not to be born. Youo best tell him you are sorry he will not be coming because you do love to spend time with him, and also tell him you understand completely why he has decided not to come and he is justified. End the discussion there. No need to prolong it with the usual bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 27November 20, 2023 3:09 AM

This reads like the beginning of a Penthouse Forum letter so I’m going to assume it ends with all of you fucking.

by Anonymousreply 28November 20, 2023 3:18 AM

This thread is the sole contribution of "Dalrene" on this account:

Am I wrong? My gay best friend and I just had huge fight. This weekend I invited him to my rich Aunt’s cabin in Tennessee.This Aunt is loaded and invites us every year, she host this grand party around the holidays around the holidays, usually the weekend after Thanksgiving. For the past 2 years I’ve brought my gay bestie since my divorce 3 years ago.

My Aunt and her husband are hardcore Evangelical Christians. They love Paul and he is always the life of the party. This year he asked to bring his boyfriend. I knew it wouldn’t be a problem but I told just need to run it past my Aunt. This is where the trouble starts. My Aunt said it was fine under one condition. He and Paul cannot share the same room. Now I know-it’s a bit archaic. Paul knows this part of my family are religious fundies. He called me aunt an outrageous bitch and that he no longer wishes to come. The only problem is that he also wants me not to attend. Any other time he accepted them and loved their lavish lifestyle. I’m not going to cut them off; I don’t want to be excluded from any inheritance. In addition these people anre involved in local politics. It’s their house, their rules. We had a huge fight and he called me fat fag hag and I’m only a size 12. Who is wrong here?

Am I wrong? R1 Yes you gays are the best.

Am I wrong? R3 What’s supposed to be mean.

Am I wrong? R5 Thank you. He is now posting vicious lies including that I cheated on my ex husband. I should have known he was a drama queen when he got into a screaming match with the cake decorator after I let him plan my sister’s wedding. He is a wedding planner and did a horrible job.

Am I wrong? R8 It’s not that I am choosing my Aunt over him. Paul is welcomed as well as his friend. However that’s how they are about certain things. My Aunt is 66. I should also add they don’t allow my womanizing brother to bring his new flavor of the month. One doesn’t have to be married but they don’t like how my brother whores around. Paul is posting more lies about me on Facebook and claiming that I am jealous of his relationship. As if. I know he will claim he was drunk in the morning after creating all this drama.

Am I wrong? R12 I’ve been told I look like Anna Nicole Smith. And Paul he is nothing but a muscular Pee Wee Herman. He think he is so hot. He is so very arrogant and toxic sometimes.

Am I wrong? R14 Nice try. I do wish to remain somewhat anonymous and you might be a serial killer.

by Anonymousreply 29November 20, 2023 3:23 AM

The responsibility of a troll is to amuse.

There's nothing amusing here about a pseudo-cunt who doesn't know English attempting to tell us she wants a rich aunt's inheritance while pretending it's about gay people.

Low. Stupid. Insulting.

by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2023 3:26 AM

Of the Mouseketeers, Darlene was always the biggest cunt.

by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2023 3:31 AM

You chose your inheritance over your best friend. Does that answer your question?

by Anonymousreply 32November 20, 2023 3:32 AM

[quote]Am I wrong?

It can't be wrong.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 33November 20, 2023 3:36 AM

OP, if I understood your tale correctly, your #1 priority is the inheritance. If that’s the case, then you’re definitely wrong. And you were never the friend to him that you’re claiming to be.

by Anonymousreply 34November 20, 2023 4:32 AM

There is no inheritance for you. You are extremely naive in that matter.

by Anonymousreply 35November 20, 2023 4:49 AM

ESTs off the charts .📈

by Anonymousreply 36November 20, 2023 5:01 AM

I only have two questions.

1) How much weight would Jennifer Aniston need to gain to play a size 12 Darlene and

2) Even though this is an amusing story, is there enough pathos to make it a dramedy? A really conflicted Darlene spends a disastrous weekend with her GBF Paul at her aunt’s post Thanksgiving party and it’s cause for all sorts of self-reflection and growth? I’m thinking it should have a straightforward title, something like “Darlene and Paul at Darlene’s Aunt’s Party”. Is this enough to get Jen an Oscar nod? In the right directors hands, could it get her the win?

Darlene, you of course will get paid for the rights to the story, but will it make up for inevitably getting disinherited?

by Anonymousreply 37November 20, 2023 5:11 AM

I can't believe anybody is taking this seriously. Every single Frau cliché, and then some.

by Anonymousreply 38November 20, 2023 8:23 AM

You know what I am wrong. Paul and I made a pact. We are going to stick to these hypocritical religious fundies. Family or not, wrong is wrong. I can’t believe I couldn’t see it clearer before. Would they disallow an interracial couple. Paul convinced me. I stand with goodness.

by Anonymousreply 39November 20, 2023 10:21 AM

Paul sounds like my friend Julie, a real bitch that needs kicking in the cunt bone.

by Anonymousreply 40November 20, 2023 10:34 AM

This scenario is just filled with awful people trying to make one another miserable.

by Anonymousreply 41November 20, 2023 10:46 AM

OP, love the detail about size 12. You know a size 12 for DLers = morbidly obese, right?

by Anonymousreply 42November 20, 2023 10:50 AM

[quote]It’s not that I am choosing my Aunt over him.

Of course not. You're choosing a potential inheritance over him.

by Anonymousreply 43November 20, 2023 10:57 AM

TEAM bitchy gay friend.

by Anonymousreply 44November 20, 2023 10:58 AM

Luv Darlen

by Anonymousreply 45November 20, 2023 11:17 AM

Broke ass bitch turning tricks on the corner, dripping down her leg, prolapsing like a dagger

by Anonymousreply 46November 20, 2023 11:18 AM

STFU R17 and go back to your methcrackpipe

by Anonymousreply 47November 20, 2023 11:19 AM

R47 Sad.

by Anonymousreply 48November 20, 2023 2:16 PM

OP, you need a new hobby. Creative writing is not for you.

by Anonymousreply 49November 20, 2023 2:31 PM

R47 And you were warned about disrespect. Keep trying me and your cosmic karma energy will pay.

by Anonymousreply 50November 20, 2023 3:42 PM

R50 You sound a bit delusional. This website is a bastion for crazy.

by Anonymousreply 51November 20, 2023 3:45 PM

R51 You stupid Frau cunt. You come here with this hillbilly drama and we are the crazy ones? No one cares about your life nor your bigoted rich family.

by Anonymousreply 52November 20, 2023 4:19 PM

R52 Wow nice language. Aren’t you a bundle of sticks.

by Anonymousreply 53November 20, 2023 5:58 PM

R5 has it right. This is not a friend, btw and if it were me I'd lose that guy. Your aunt invites you and is a religious fundamentalist? She obviously loves you and I think you do love her, I think your mentioning the inheritance is in your mind point second and it was an honest admission.

I don't know how long you have considered that guy to be your best friend but that is not being a friend at all, resorting to insults, talking behind your back on other social media outlets and copping out with he was drunk. Lose this loser

R18 You never saw Jersey Shore?

by Anonymousreply 54November 20, 2023 6:25 PM

Everyone could tell when Anette was at her time of the month because we could smell it.

She WAS Italian, you know.

by Anonymousreply 55November 20, 2023 6:59 PM

Lord knows we ain’t got money I’m so in love with your pussy

by Anonymousreply 56November 20, 2023 7:00 PM

Just when you think there is nobody around to eat your pussy - you’re wrong.

by Anonymousreply 57November 20, 2023 7:01 PM

Offer to blow your friend, and all will be forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 58November 20, 2023 7:11 PM

Did some people escape from an insane asylum.

by Anonymousreply 59November 20, 2023 7:37 PM

You lost me at hard core Evangelical X’tians.

by Anonymousreply 60November 20, 2023 7:47 PM

It may interest you to know that Darlene spent her chubby teen years summering at Auntie's house and most afternoons were in the garden shed blowing every high school jock in town. Darlene thinks auntie doesn't know but that is not the case.

by Anonymousreply 61November 20, 2023 7:52 PM

R61 No one knows about my whore days not even my ex husband. Are you jealous that I got to suck all those hot jocks?

by Anonymousreply 62November 20, 2023 8:11 PM

Get fucked, Darlene, you fat whore

by Anonymousreply 63November 20, 2023 8:19 PM

Muriel, please nuke this unfunny troll.

by Anonymousreply 64November 20, 2023 8:21 PM

You chose the dim promise of an inheritance from Southern redneck relatives over your fag friend. You're a twat.

Aunt Karen and Uncle Bourbon will surely leave every thin dime to Jerry Falwell, and I hope they do. Then you can weep into your Blue Bell sundae like the fat whore you are!

by Anonymousreply 65November 20, 2023 8:22 PM

Nothing worse than asshole adults treating other adults like children. Fuck yes you are in the wrong. This is a grown man with a partner at the moment and wanting the partner to be there on the holidays is normal. Your aunt is a religious nut job that is treating you and your friend like children.

Your friend is right to be upset. But go get that inheritance because who needs friends who stand up for them, am I right?

by Anonymousreply 66November 20, 2023 8:29 PM

R65 There is nothing redneck about my relatives. Stereotype much?

by Anonymousreply 67November 20, 2023 8:56 PM

R67 Oh, honey. If you don't smell anything foul, then perhaps you're part of the stench.

by Anonymousreply 68November 20, 2023 9:15 PM

I love Darlene!

by Anonymousreply 69November 20, 2023 9:39 PM
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