What on earth is wrong with me (32M)? There have been no major changes to my diet within the last 6 years
I've been unleashing horrendous, nasty farts within the past 2-3 weeks
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 20, 2023 5:54 PM |
pancreatitis
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 20, 2023 1:55 AM |
Nice try, Melania, but we know that's you.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 20, 2023 2:10 AM |
You're not saying what your diet has been thus far.
Pancreatitis as R1 suggests could be a possibility if you've been drinking a lot, or have had high intake of a lot of fatty goods. It could also be the beginnings of diverticulitis, or beginnings of gall bladder issues.
Go see a doctor.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 20, 2023 2:12 AM |
New vitamins?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 20, 2023 2:19 AM |
OP- You are VERY low class.
I do not fart
I PASS WIND.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 20, 2023 2:20 AM |
It could be a variety of things. You are probably eating or drinking something you normal don't but are not recalling the change.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 20, 2023 2:26 AM |
That foul odor is caused by brimstone generated in your bowels from the sin of sodomy. Your body, God's temple, is struggling to purify your wretched guts by expelling it with righteous force. Every putrid fume that jets out of your nethers is an expression of God's love.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 20, 2023 5:04 AM |
Excessive farting can be a sign of serious health issues from liver problems to colorectal cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 20, 2023 5:15 AM |
Could be a brain cloud.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 20, 2023 5:21 AM |
[quote] That foul odor is caused by brimstone generated in your bowels from the sin of sodomy.
That doesn't explain my predicament.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 20, 2023 5:23 AM |
Say it, Cheryl: Eve was weak. EVE WAS WEAK!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 20, 2023 5:25 AM |
Rotting jizz.
Do like the twinks do at Missionary Boys and instead of keeping that load in your guts, push it out all sexy like to show Elder how big his load was.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 20, 2023 5:30 AM |
If your diet has truly remained the same, you could have ingested a parasite like giardia, picked up from some contaminated food item or from something you drank. That would cause a drastic change in the way your food is digested and potentially give you odorous gas. Sometimes a parasite is self-limiting, but if things don't improve within a few weeks, go to a doctor who will probably ask you to submit a stool sample and then put you on a drug like Flagyl to get rid of it.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 20, 2023 10:04 AM |
Show us a pic of your ass (if you're hot)
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 20, 2023 10:54 AM |
Please. DON'T come sit next to me.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 20, 2023 11:07 AM |
[quote]I've been unleashing horrendous, nasty farts within the past 2-3 weeks
This is a Wendy's ®, Miss Metz...
and our other customers are trying to eat...
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 20, 2023 11:10 AM |
These MSM cunts, amirite?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 20, 2023 11:16 AM |
OP you in danger gurl!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 20, 2023 11:59 AM |
Opie, plain and simple: you're full of shit!!!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 20, 2023 12:02 PM |
[quote] you could have ingested a parasite like giardia, picked up from some contaminated food item or from something you drank
Or if you've eaten ass in the last week or so
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 20, 2023 5:54 PM |