The McRib is back, baby…

I hope he’s on psych meds now. Remember when he was convinced people were stalking him and he ended up living in his car? Poor thing.

I know! My husband bought one yesterday. He was so damn excited. The McRib tastes like cardboard to me. However, if it makes him happy then my opinion can just fuck off. You only live once. (I hate that saying, but it’s true). .

I remember that the taste was fine but the food product has an awful gummy texture

It’s reminds me of Tilda Swinton for some reason.

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I’m very ignorant of these affairs. Does it actually taste good? Or is it just the barbecue sauce is addictive?

I had one a couple years ago. I remember the main flavor being salt.

R1 he really was harassed. Somebody from 4chan was stalking him relentlessly it might have been all digitally but it was malicious and enough to spook anybody. Then everyone thought he was paranoid about gangstalkers or something because he didn’t divulge everything about it.

I love McRib season! I plan to get two tomorrow. It's not just the sauce that's addictive. It's also the pickles and onions. Even the meat and bread. It is a perfect sandwich.

We never get any of the good menu items.

Just more fucking bullshit poutine. I want to find whoever invented that garbage and tie them to some railroad tracks,

I got one today, and was highly disappointed. First, they made it upside down. They put a small amount of onion and 2 pickle slices on the bottom bun, which caused all the "toppings" to slide off the bottom bun and pile up in the box. Then, you'd have to use a magnifying glass to find the BBQ sauce. The meat and bun were okay, but without a decent amount of sauce and proper onions and pickle, it's blah. Fooey.

R11, many thanks for your comprehensive account.

I gave it another try at a different McDonalds and it lived up to expectations. Turns out the sauce is the magic ingredient.

How can you improve on perfection?