Why did you adopt me?

I’m not one of your fans!

To do housework.

R1 no! It should be

I. AM. NOT. ONE. OF. YOUR. FAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSS!!!

Barbara, leave us alone!

I was NOT exPELLED!

That….. Is a lie.

Nestor, is that you?

Or are you Mike Johnson's black son?

Let's watch together, bitches!

Link!

Why do you deliberately defy me?

Barbara, please! Please, Barbara. Leave us alone.

Mommy!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH *beats Christina with lamp*

Mommy!!!!!!

To have someone to clean my house for free

Bring me the axe!!!!

Clean this mess up ! I don’t know how ? FIGURE IT OUT …. The best cross eyed manic stare

Being away at school has made you [italic]more[/italic] rebellious! Maybe you'd be better off at home. I treat you to a lovely evening and I get smart aleck back talk!

Don't you ACT fer me. I wanna know.

WHY DID YOU ADOPT ME?!?

“Joan…you’re KILLING her!”

This isn’t OnlyFans ahhhhhhhh

Bring me the axe (me any other question), and I'll tell you!

"I'll get the CARDS...out on time, okay?"

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Finish your dinner. I can’t eat the meat. Look what happens when you push on it. THEN DON’T PUSH ON IT

[quote]Why did you adopt me?

I ask myself that question everyday!

Why do you deliberately defy me?!

Oh God, not another stealth Fay Dunaway thread.

Why NOT??!

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Silly question

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THAT is a lie!

Dear Christina, God has brought to our convent school.

Love ta r32

^^Ya

MOMMY!!!!!

Don’t worry. We’ll manage.

"Undahstand." The first word ah evah heard...

out of any of you was that word...

"Undahstand."

Have a Pepsi and STFU!

Tear down that BITCH of a Chrissy Metz thread and put a Tori Spelling thread where it OUGHT TO BE!

Well, why did she adopt her?

Good publicity.

Shits n grins

[quote]Why did you adopt me?

Because with six, we got eggroll.

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“After all I’ve done for you!” 😡

SCRUB, Christina. SCRUB

^^ I’m having the worst time linking to shorts that are attached (?) to other videos!

Please Hold….

[italic]If you can’t do something right, don’t do it at all!

I should have known that you would know where to find the boys AND the booze.

[quote]Why did you adopt me?

At the time you seemed like you would develop good birthing hips.

Who knows? Now fetch mommy a cocktail, she’s got some whorin’ to do.

R48 you can’t unsee that shit

Perino's is MY place!

For reasons which are well known to her.

I would adopt every unwanted child in the world. No one should be unwanted. Heaven knows, life is difficult enough when you are wanted.

"Why can't you give me the respect I would get from any stranger on the street!"

[quote]—Tina, you only get dark meat for Thanksgiving

That's fine. Dark meat is juicier and tastier.

You're nothing but a rotten, crooked lawyer, supplying the grease that makes this shitty movie business work. There isn't a cover-up in this business that I don't know about, and your hand is in every one of them!

TASTEFUL FRIEND: DataLounge expects us to live in a certain way!

POSTER #2: That way is breaking my back!

Maybe just a LITTLE true...

Diana S was fabulous in Wonderfalls. Much better than she ever was as Suddenly Southern Christina

Take off your shoes, I just washed that floor!

She negotiates everything like a goddamn Hollywood agent!