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Why did you adopt me?

I wanna know!

by Anonymousreply 65November 24, 2023 2:12 AM

I’m not one of your fans!

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2023 9:46 PM

To do housework.

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2023 9:46 PM

R1 no! It should be


by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2023 9:48 PM

Barbara, leave us alone!

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2023 9:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2023 9:56 PM

That….. Is a lie.

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2023 9:56 PM

Nestor, is that you?

Or are you Mike Johnson's black son?

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2023 9:57 PM

Let's watch together, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2023 10:05 PM


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by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2023 10:05 PM

Why do you deliberately defy me?

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2023 10:06 PM

Barbara, please! Please, Barbara. Leave us alone.

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2023 10:08 PM


by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2023 10:09 PM

AHHHHHHHHHH *beats Christina with lamp*

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2023 10:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2023 10:11 PM

To have someone to clean my house for free

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2023 11:28 PM

Bring me the axe!!!!

Clean this mess up ! I don’t know how ? FIGURE IT OUT …. The best cross eyed manic stare

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2023 11:40 PM

Being away at school has made you [italic]more[/italic] rebellious! Maybe you'd be better off at home. I treat you to a lovely evening and I get smart aleck back talk!

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2023 11:50 PM

Don't you ACT fer me. I wanna know.


by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2023 12:36 AM

“Joan…you’re KILLING her!”

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2023 1:38 AM

This isn’t OnlyFans ahhhhhhhh

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2023 1:50 AM

Bring me the axe (me any other question), and I'll tell you!

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2023 3:05 AM

"I'll get the CARDS...out on time, okay?"

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by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2023 3:43 AM


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by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2023 3:50 AM

Finish your dinner. I can’t eat the meat. Look what happens when you push on it. THEN DON’T PUSH ON IT

by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2023 5:26 AM

[quote]Why did you adopt me?

I ask myself that question everyday!

by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2023 11:46 AM

Why do you deliberately defy me?!

by Anonymousreply 26November 20, 2023 1:50 PM

Oh God, not another stealth Fay Dunaway thread.

by Anonymousreply 27November 20, 2023 1:52 PM

Why NOT??!

by Anonymousreply 28November 20, 2023 3:16 PM


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by Anonymousreply 29November 20, 2023 3:29 PM

Silly question

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by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2023 3:34 PM


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by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2023 3:48 PM

THAT is a lie!

by Anonymousreply 32November 20, 2023 6:11 PM

Dear Christina, God has brought to our convent school.

by Anonymousreply 33November 20, 2023 6:21 PM

Love ta r32

by Anonymousreply 34November 20, 2023 6:24 PM


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by Anonymousreply 36November 20, 2023 6:25 PM

Don’t worry. We’ll manage.

by Anonymousreply 37November 20, 2023 6:31 PM

"Undahstand." The first word ah evah heard...

out of any of you was that word...


by Anonymousreply 38November 20, 2023 7:15 PM

Have a Pepsi and STFU!

by Anonymousreply 39November 20, 2023 7:20 PM

Tear down that BITCH of a Chrissy Metz thread and put a Tori Spelling thread where it OUGHT TO BE!

by Anonymousreply 40November 20, 2023 7:26 PM

Well, why did she adopt her?

by Anonymousreply 41November 20, 2023 7:44 PM

Good publicity.

by Anonymousreply 42November 20, 2023 8:12 PM

Shits n grins

by Anonymousreply 43November 20, 2023 8:18 PM

[quote]Why did you adopt me?

Because with six, we got eggroll.

by Anonymousreply 44November 20, 2023 8:26 PM


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by Anonymousreply 45November 20, 2023 9:15 PM

“After all I’ve done for you!” 😡

by Anonymousreply 46November 21, 2023 12:00 AM

SCRUB, Christina. SCRUB

by Anonymousreply 47November 21, 2023 1:06 AM
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by Anonymousreply 48November 21, 2023 1:35 AM

^^ I’m having the worst time linking to shorts that are attached (?) to other videos!

Please Hold….

by Anonymousreply 49November 21, 2023 1:36 AM

[italic]If you can’t do something right, don’t do it at all!

by Anonymousreply 50November 21, 2023 1:40 AM

I should have known that you would know where to find the boys AND the booze.

by Anonymousreply 51November 23, 2023 10:31 AM

[quote]Why did you adopt me?

At the time you seemed like you would develop good birthing hips.

by Anonymousreply 52November 23, 2023 10:35 AM

Who knows? Now fetch mommy a cocktail, she’s got some whorin’ to do.

by Anonymousreply 53November 23, 2023 12:50 PM

R48 you can’t unsee that shit

by Anonymousreply 54November 23, 2023 1:59 PM

Perino's is MY place!

by Anonymousreply 55November 23, 2023 2:00 PM

For reasons which are well known to her.

by Anonymousreply 56November 23, 2023 2:06 PM

I would adopt every unwanted child in the world. No one should be unwanted. Heaven knows, life is difficult enough when you are wanted.

by Anonymousreply 57November 23, 2023 2:25 PM

"Why can't you give me the respect I would get from any stranger on the street!"

by Anonymousreply 58November 23, 2023 2:37 PM

[quote]—Tina, you only get dark meat for Thanksgiving

That's fine. Dark meat is juicier and tastier.

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by Anonymousreply 59November 23, 2023 2:44 PM

You're nothing but a rotten, crooked lawyer, supplying the grease that makes this shitty movie business work. There isn't a cover-up in this business that I don't know about, and your hand is in every one of them!

by Anonymousreply 60November 23, 2023 6:18 PM

TASTEFUL FRIEND: DataLounge expects us to live in a certain way!

POSTER #2: That way is breaking my back!

by Anonymousreply 61November 24, 2023 1:03 AM

Maybe just a LITTLE true...

by Anonymousreply 62November 24, 2023 1:37 AM

Diana S was fabulous in Wonderfalls. Much better than she ever was as Suddenly Southern Christina

by Anonymousreply 63November 24, 2023 1:38 AM

Take off your shoes, I just washed that floor!

by Anonymousreply 64November 24, 2023 1:51 AM

She negotiates everything like a goddamn Hollywood agent!

by Anonymousreply 65November 24, 2023 2:12 AM
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