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Help me with my Hinge openers

I'm having trouble coming up with some sexy, funny answers that will make the guys swipe right.

"Dating me is like..."

"My biggest date fail..."

"Biggest risk I've taken..."

"Change my mind about..."

"I know the best spot in town for..."

Any ideas? I know you bitches are witty.

by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2023 4:55 AM

I thought this was going to be a home improvement thread

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2023 8:15 PM

This is a prompt for chatgpt, not the dl.

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2023 8:41 PM

OP, don't use ANY of these:

"Dating me is like...announcing to the world that you've given up and settled."

"My biggest date fail...so far has been bothering to learn all those losers' names."

"Biggest risk I've taken...is asking strangers on Data Lounge for quirky, clever Hinge openers."

"Change my mind about...our wonderful 45th President and how our 2020 election was stolen by a cabal of elite, baby-eating pedophile Democrats."

"I know the best spot in town for...hookups and blow-n-gos with horny married straight men, where their wives and your boyfriend will definitely not catch you cheating."

Believe it or not, none of these will give a good impression that you're worthy of a swipe right.

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2023 9:27 PM

OP, who has spent her life wiping from back to front, now thinks we can help with the swiping of others.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2023 9:34 PM

"Date me if you want a partner with with zero imagination. I also enjoy making strangers do my homework."

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2023 10:53 PM

Always swipe from front to back.

by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2023 2:08 AM

Change my mind about… average size appendages.

by Anonymousreply 7November 20, 2023 2:53 AM

OP, you're unHinged.

by Anonymousreply 8November 20, 2023 2:55 AM

Biggest risk I’ve taken…. Taking your peasant cock.

by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2023 2:57 AM

I know the best spot in town for felching used condoms.

by Anonymousreply 10November 20, 2023 3:36 AM

You don’t have to write anything. It’s about being good looking

by Anonymousreply 11November 20, 2023 4:06 AM

Dating me is like dating a Rhodes Scholar.

by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2023 4:55 AM
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