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I'm having trouble coming up with some sexy, funny answers that will make the guys swipe right.
"Dating me is like..."
"My biggest date fail..."
"Biggest risk I've taken..."
"Change my mind about..."
"I know the best spot in town for..."
Any ideas? I know you bitches are witty.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 20, 2023 3:55 AM |
I thought this was going to be a home improvement thread
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 19, 2023 7:15 PM |
This is a prompt for chatgpt, not the dl.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 19, 2023 7:41 PM |
OP, don't use ANY of these:
"Dating me is like...announcing to the world that you've given up and settled."
"My biggest date fail...so far has been bothering to learn all those losers' names."
"Biggest risk I've taken...is asking strangers on Data Lounge for quirky, clever Hinge openers."
"Change my mind about...our wonderful 45th President and how our 2020 election was stolen by a cabal of elite, baby-eating pedophile Democrats."
"I know the best spot in town for...hookups and blow-n-gos with horny married straight men, where their wives and your boyfriend will definitely not catch you cheating."
Believe it or not, none of these will give a good impression that you're worthy of a swipe right.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 19, 2023 8:27 PM |
OP, who has spent her life wiping from back to front, now thinks we can help with the swiping of others.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 19, 2023 8:34 PM |
"Date me if you want a partner with with zero imagination. I also enjoy making strangers do my homework."
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 19, 2023 9:53 PM |
Always swipe from front to back.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 20, 2023 1:08 AM |
Change my mind about… average size appendages.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 20, 2023 1:53 AM |
OP, you're unHinged.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 20, 2023 1:55 AM |
Biggest risk I’ve taken…. Taking your peasant cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 20, 2023 1:57 AM |
I know the best spot in town for felching used condoms.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 20, 2023 2:36 AM |
You don’t have to write anything. It’s about being good looking
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 20, 2023 3:06 AM |
Dating me is like dating a Rhodes Scholar.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 20, 2023 3:55 AM |
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