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What does your coffee say about you?

Some of you fat whores are basic and want it syrupy sweet so you’re comfortable. The article said so.

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by Anonymousreply 27November 25, 2023 4:35 AM

And for those of us who don't drink it at all? What does it say about us, you fat whore?

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2023 7:23 PM


by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2023 7:26 PM

I like mine black, taken in the rectum.

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2023 7:30 PM

Pop psychology at its silliest.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2023 7:30 PM

Reading and sharing that article says you're a free spirit, and very stupid.

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2023 7:31 PM

Really strong with half and half

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2023 7:34 PM

Your reaction to bad coffee

if you’re more inclined to drink it and then bitch and moan about just how awful it is/was to others, you’re likely a fucking BITCH and make life difficult for everyone you come in contact with.

That’s me!

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2023 7:49 PM

My coffee says BITCH

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2023 8:06 PM

Strength? What the fuck is coffee "strength?"

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2023 11:17 PM

You’ve never heard of strong coffee, r9? You can’t be serious?

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2023 11:19 PM

Large very sweet and complicated coffees from Starbucks mean you're latent Dark Triad.

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2023 11:50 PM

Editor, send R9 to Flames and Freaks!

by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2023 12:52 AM

...that I'm on a budget. That the older I get, the milder I like my coffee. And about as half as much as I drank when I was younger.

by Anonymousreply 13November 20, 2023 1:01 AM

Oh god I drink so much of it. I’ve burned holes in my stomach.

by Anonymousreply 14November 20, 2023 4:17 PM

I’m a tea drinker. What does that say about meeeeeee?

by Anonymousreply 15November 20, 2023 5:10 PM

Rarely drink it, but black with a little sugar and maybe a dash of cinnamon.

by Anonymousreply 16November 20, 2023 5:44 PM

My coffee just called me a whore!

by Anonymousreply 17November 20, 2023 5:50 PM

What does store brand instant say?

by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2023 5:58 PM

R18 it says “you cheap bastard”!

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2023 5:59 PM

So, r19? I already know I'm a cheap bastard...both literally and figuratively.

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2023 6:06 PM

I just found out I have about 18 personalities

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2023 6:14 PM

...that Maxwell House and Jason Robards were not the "High Point" of my life!

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by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2023 11:45 PM

I don't drink coffee. Don't like it.

by Anonymousreply 23November 21, 2023 3:09 PM

sounds like clickbait bullshite to me

by Anonymousreply 24November 21, 2023 3:15 PM

What if I only take coffee as an enema, not orally?

by Anonymousreply 25November 25, 2023 4:14 AM

Psychology is such a farce

by Anonymousreply 26November 25, 2023 4:22 AM

r26, honey bunny, this isn't psychology, it's click bate

by Anonymousreply 27November 25, 2023 4:35 AM
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