What does your coffee say about you?

And for those of us who don't drink it at all? What does it say about us, you fat whore?

TOTAL BULLSHIT

I like mine black, taken in the rectum.

Pop psychology at its silliest.

Reading and sharing that article says you're a free spirit, and very stupid.

Really strong with half and half

Your reaction to bad coffee

if you’re more inclined to drink it and then bitch and moan about just how awful it is/was to others, you’re likely a fucking BITCH and make life difficult for everyone you come in contact with.

That’s me!

My coffee says BITCH

Strength? What the fuck is coffee "strength?"

You’ve never heard of strong coffee, r9? You can’t be serious?

Large very sweet and complicated coffees from Starbucks mean you're latent Dark Triad.

Editor, send R9 to Flames and Freaks!

...that I'm on a budget. That the older I get, the milder I like my coffee. And about as half as much as I drank when I was younger.

Oh god I drink so much of it. I’ve burned holes in my stomach.

I’m a tea drinker. What does that say about meeeeeee?

Rarely drink it, but black with a little sugar and maybe a dash of cinnamon.

My coffee just called me a whore!

What does store brand instant say?

R18 it says “you cheap bastard”!

So, r19? I already know I'm a cheap bastard...both literally and figuratively.

I just found out I have about 18 personalities

...that Maxwell House and Jason Robards were not the "High Point" of my life!

I don't drink coffee. Don't like it.

sounds like clickbait bullshite to me

What if I only take coffee as an enema, not orally?

Psychology is such a farce

r26, honey bunny, this isn't psychology, it's click bate