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Eldergay ignores red flags and marries rich Eldestgay for his money most likely

"Before Travis Kenneth London fell in love with Bruce Douglas Patrick, he had blocked his number.

After matching on the dating app Tinder, they had their first date in December 2021 .....

The next day, Mr. Patrick sent Mr. London a real estate listing for a house across the street from Mr. London’s. Mr. Patrick was thinking of buying it because he lived two hours away in Naples, Fla., and he wanted to live closer to Mr. London so they could get to know each other."

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by Anonymousreply 90November 21, 2023 3:33 AM

non-paywall version

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by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2023 1:06 PM

35 is eldergay?

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2023 1:08 PM

DL rules state that a gay becomes an eldergay 15 seconds after sperm is joined to egg. So, yes, 35 is eldergay.

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2023 1:14 PM

No 35 is not eldergay. This is quite a fail as a catchy headline.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2023 1:15 PM

Da fuck is that queen wearing?

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2023 1:16 PM

"Mr. London wore a custom wedding outfit by Jerome LaMaar and a crown by Soull Kehinde Ogun of L’Enchanteur."

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2023 1:21 PM

A crown *and* a caftan? Plus a classic smelling cookies smile. Just too perfect.

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2023 1:21 PM

Too ridiculous for words. I mean credit to the Daddy’s plastic surgeon because she does not look in her 70’s. Headline should have been Gold digger lands sugar daddy.

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2023 2:03 PM

The heart wants what it wants (once the bank accounts have been verified and the will changed).

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2023 2:14 PM

The schmatta is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2023 2:15 PM

I have to say the older guy looks good for 76.

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2023 2:26 PM

The headline us weak but the story is enticing.

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2023 2:37 PM

This is pure DL catnip. Plastic surgery, a 40 year age gap, real estate, Fire Island, tasteful friends, a rhinestone tiara , a semitransparent caftan, a paid NYT story, a corset…

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2023 2:43 PM


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by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2023 2:50 PM

"When Mr. Patrick stood up to propose, Mr. London asked him why he wanted to marry him. Mr. Patrick replied, “Because I know you will always take care of me.”

Literally. He thinks this cat will catheter him and change his diapers.

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2023 3:27 PM

Every queen needs a crown!

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2023 3:28 PM

Rich people don’t change diapers, R15. They pay someone to do it while they drink a couple mimosas at brunch.

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2023 3:36 PM

[quote] When Mr. Patrick stood up to propose, Mr. London asked him why he wanted to marry him. Mr. Patrick replied, “Because I know you will always take care of me.”

This is what the older gentleman said to his fiancee AS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL! He did not say "because I love you more than life itself." He said something that sounds like a line from Stephen King's "Misery." I think I'd have had sufficient after he suggested he wanted to move next door to me after the first date.

It just gave me the idea for the treatment I am sending to Ryan Murphy for the next installment of American Horror Story -- AHS: Parasite. The suspense and terror comes from not knowing which one is which.

by Anonymousreply 18November 19, 2023 3:48 PM

...and, of course, I wish them great happiness in their life together.

by Anonymousreply 19November 19, 2023 3:49 PM

“Another chance to disapprove, another brilliant zinger…”

Feel better OP?

by Anonymousreply 20November 19, 2023 4:03 PM

35 goes into 76 a hell of a lot easier than 76 goes into 35.

by Anonymousreply 21November 19, 2023 4:10 PM

The hateration here. Whew!

by Anonymousreply 22November 19, 2023 4:12 PM

Good lord. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

by Anonymousreply 23November 19, 2023 4:28 PM

Gee -- I wonder who the bottom is?

by Anonymousreply 24November 19, 2023 4:31 PM

What in the Billy Porter prolapse is happening here?!?

by Anonymousreply 25November 19, 2023 4:45 PM

Hey guess what R24. There are TOP senior citizens. I once had a lover in his 60s when I was 30. VIAGRA kept him a top. It was just as well because I liked everything about him except his ancient body really didn't turn me on so it was just as well he fucked me.

by Anonymousreply 26November 19, 2023 4:46 PM

R13: “ This is pure DL catnip. Plastic surgery, a 40 year age gap, real estate, Fire Island, tasteful friends, a rhinestone tiara , a semitransparent caftan, a paid NYT story, a corset…”

That ellipsis, of course, means the last DL category: whodunnit, when one or both are murdered.

by Anonymousreply 27November 19, 2023 5:45 PM

Why does his tiara look like it's made of paper clips?

by Anonymousreply 28November 19, 2023 6:51 PM

I suppose the younger groom’s outfit is contemporary in a Chalamet/Instagram ad kind of way… but 35 is too old to pull it off, and the crown is embarrassing.

Give me your husband’s money; you don’t know how to spend it.

by Anonymousreply 29November 19, 2023 7:10 PM

no crown on the site. wonder the cost.....

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by Anonymousreply 30November 19, 2023 7:21 PM

R13 it is not a paid story…it is even worse: the Times chose to run it.

by Anonymousreply 31November 19, 2023 7:41 PM

Takes all kinds.

by Anonymousreply 32November 19, 2023 7:44 PM

From the pic I thought this was Tommy Hilfiger and his current carer, err, boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 33November 19, 2023 7:51 PM

The only acceptable crown for a wedding:

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by Anonymousreply 34November 19, 2023 7:53 PM

R31 I thought all NYT wedding articles are paid for.

by Anonymousreply 35November 19, 2023 8:05 PM

Gay drama. So basically, they both had to settle for the other.

by Anonymousreply 36November 19, 2023 8:07 PM

R35 and you thought wrong.

by Anonymousreply 37November 19, 2023 8:40 PM

This Style feature is not like a paid death notice….although it may end up that way. Soooner rather than later.

by Anonymousreply 38November 19, 2023 8:42 PM

The younger man was “previously a chef”.

by Anonymousreply 39November 19, 2023 8:49 PM

Not to be mean, but if my husband-to-be showed up at the aisle in a state like that (the younger “Eldergay”), I’d be out of there in a flash. Sure, some people like to stand out and be different, but the complete lack of taste and style is just…something else.

by Anonymousreply 40November 19, 2023 8:54 PM

Crown Queen’s self-decorated Miami apartment featured at least four portraits of his damn self.

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by Anonymousreply 41November 19, 2023 8:58 PM

@r41 nary a book in sight…not good

by Anonymousreply 42November 19, 2023 9:29 PM

Good gracious.

What a mess these queens are.

by Anonymousreply 43November 19, 2023 9:32 PM

Eldergay got tired of having to rent BBC so she purchased instead

by Anonymousreply 44November 19, 2023 9:34 PM

R41, this is easily the worst interior design I have seen in years. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 45November 19, 2023 9:39 PM

Orange, mud green, and black and white….ughhh.

by Anonymousreply 46November 19, 2023 9:44 PM

This will turn tragic in short order.

by Anonymousreply 47November 19, 2023 9:46 PM

What hideous decorating.

by Anonymousreply 48November 19, 2023 9:56 PM

“Is your cut today with Mr. Patrick or Mr. London?”

by Anonymousreply 49November 19, 2023 10:00 PM

It's on trend to have a younger black gay lover

by Anonymousreply 50November 19, 2023 10:09 PM

[quote] Scalamandré pink velvet covers CB2

That ghetto queen buys from Crate and Barrel chairs and recovers them in pink Scalamandré?


by Anonymousreply 51November 19, 2023 10:12 PM

R35: "I thought all NYT wedding articles are paid for."

One way or another, this is true.

by Anonymousreply 52November 19, 2023 10:13 PM

Strong connection?

Bitch, please!

by Anonymousreply 53November 19, 2023 10:15 PM

Strong connection from Fossilgay's bank account to Whoregay's Venmo.

by Anonymousreply 54November 19, 2023 10:20 PM

Having written that at r54, I actually like the younger guy. Old man texts about buying a house across the street makes me think younger guy might already be paying a mortgage. And you know that old gay is the type to talk money at dinner. And young gay responds by blocking his texts.

Young gay gets my upvotes.

by Anonymousreply 55November 19, 2023 10:21 PM

[quote]Old man texts about buying a house across the street makes me think younger guy might already be paying a mortgage.

How do you get to that? He could be renting.

by Anonymousreply 56November 19, 2023 10:22 PM

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

by Anonymousreply 57November 19, 2023 10:30 PM

The youngergay punched and deleted when the eldergay suggested buying the house across the street. The youngergay has his own design business and has been featured in Architectural Digest.

Are we sure the youngergay was after the eldergay pensioner’s income? Sounds like he was doing fine and was quite successful on his own and even reacted appropriately to someone suggesting buying the house across from you after a first date!

Youngergay may be more wealthy in this marriage. At least he’s likely to outlive his husband, but still hope he got a pre-nup.

by Anonymousreply 58November 19, 2023 10:30 PM

Please note that the youngergay’s dogs, Stella and Pierre, have their own “poodle room” with custom designed wallpaper.

The house looks like it’s about 1,100’ so that’s a lot of space considering that her walk-in closet must be half the square footage.

by Anonymousreply 59November 19, 2023 10:33 PM

No fool like an old fool

by Anonymousreply 60November 19, 2023 10:35 PM

Eldergay dinge queen meets Billy-Porter-aspiring ghetto bitch.

by Anonymousreply 61November 19, 2023 10:37 PM

Younger eldergay can't even dress himself. Interior designer?

by Anonymousreply 62November 19, 2023 10:38 PM

[quote]Younger eldergay can't even dress himself. Interior designer?

THIS. Who'd let this tasteless bitch loose on their home?

by Anonymousreply 63November 19, 2023 10:50 PM

The young one is in to top old daddies.

The old one is into younger black bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 64November 19, 2023 10:51 PM

R58 Young guy is still a glorified interior designer though.

Meanwhile eldergay had multiple homes (Naples, New York, Savannah) and was able to casually suggest buying a home just to be near a potentially date part-time.

Then, how much does a bespoke designer caftan and crown like that cost? I doubt an interior designer (previously a chef) is on that kind of money unless it's family money.

by Anonymousreply 65November 19, 2023 10:57 PM

"The average salary for a interior designer is $67,377 per year in the United States. 5.6k salaries reported, updated at November 15, 2023."

His business seems to be a one-man business as well. No sign of other designers working for it..

by Anonymousreply 66November 19, 2023 11:19 PM

[quote] Young gay gets my upvotes.

But then, R55, young gay guy MARRIES eldergay.

by Anonymousreply 67November 19, 2023 11:20 PM

You should have done a PHD R21!

by Anonymousreply 68November 19, 2023 11:27 PM

Eldergay's excuse was that he had just come out, after being married twice to women before. He said he repressed his gayness. You see this so many times. Someone comes out late and they're desperate to not miss out.

by Anonymousreply 69November 19, 2023 11:29 PM

He's the black Prince Truvada of Miami. Remember him?

by Anonymousreply 70November 19, 2023 11:48 PM

That tiara makes him look like a cell phone tower receiving station.

by Anonymousreply 71November 19, 2023 11:59 PM

I’m thinking of how many cliches you’d have to pack into a Jewish, African-American, or WASP wedding article to match this.

by Anonymousreply 72November 20, 2023 12:15 AM

R68 Ph.D!

by Anonymousreply 73November 20, 2023 12:19 AM

I have to admit though that Youngergay is kind of cute. And consistent . Taste is in the eye of the beholder.

by Anonymousreply 74November 20, 2023 12:26 AM

[quote]Taste is in the eye of the beholder.

All his taste is in his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 75November 20, 2023 12:29 AM

I bet the poodles share a bed with the two.

by Anonymousreply 76November 20, 2023 12:33 AM

Champagne & Chitlins for everyone!

by Anonymousreply 77November 20, 2023 12:40 AM

[quote] Crown Queen’s self-decorated Miami apartment featured at least four portraits of his damn self.

Let me ask you something...whose house is this?!

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by Anonymousreply 78November 20, 2023 12:42 AM

Girl, you just know if I am walking down that aisle that I have got to get me a crown--just like Miss Carrie Bradshaw did in the Sex and the City movie, y'all! I am a Queen and I deserve a crown on my wedding day!

by Anonymousreply 79November 20, 2023 12:44 AM

[quote] @[R41] nary a book in sight…not good

No fair. If YOUR home was being photographed would you have your Judy Blume collection on display?

by Anonymousreply 80November 20, 2023 12:46 AM

“Tasteful Friends” meets “Congratulations Boys” meets “76, but looks 45” all in one thread.

by Anonymousreply 81November 20, 2023 1:37 AM

[quote]Eldergay got tired of having to rent BBC so she purchased instead

Maybe he was rent-to-own?

by Anonymousreply 82November 20, 2023 2:46 AM

Jeez, are the grooms posting in this thread or what?

by Anonymousreply 83November 20, 2023 3:02 AM

I think she's tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 84November 20, 2023 3:16 AM

Kudos to the digital photo editor who smoothed out eldergay’s hands as well as his face and neck.

by Anonymousreply 85November 20, 2023 3:20 AM

I am not familiar with this colored homosexual young man? Is he related to that singer "Little Dicky"?

by Anonymousreply 86November 20, 2023 3:41 AM

[quote]35 goes into 76 a hell of a lot easier than 76 goes into 35.

Not if 35 is really loose.

by Anonymousreply 87November 20, 2023 4:31 AM

I can't get over Miss Thing's getup. That caftan looks like a cheap swimsuit cover-up from the 80s, and the paperclips on the crown aren't even symmetrical.

by Anonymousreply 88November 21, 2023 1:54 AM

R71 put it best!

by Anonymousreply 89November 21, 2023 2:07 AM

R71 Oh. That made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 90November 21, 2023 3:33 AM
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