Eldergay ignores red flags and marries rich Eldestgay for his money most likely
"Before Travis Kenneth London fell in love with Bruce Douglas Patrick, he had blocked his number.
After matching on the dating app Tinder, they had their first date in December 2021 .....
The next day, Mr. Patrick sent Mr. London a real estate listing for a house across the street from Mr. London’s. Mr. Patrick was thinking of buying it because he lived two hours away in Naples, Fla., and he wanted to live closer to Mr. London so they could get to know each other."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 90 | November 21, 2023 2:33 AM
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DL rules state that a gay becomes an eldergay 15 seconds after sperm is joined to egg. So, yes, 35 is eldergay.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 19, 2023 12:14 PM
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No 35 is not eldergay. This is quite a fail as a catchy headline.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 19, 2023 12:15 PM
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Da fuck is that queen wearing?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 19, 2023 12:16 PM
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"Mr. London wore a custom wedding outfit by Jerome LaMaar and a crown by Soull Kehinde Ogun of L’Enchanteur."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 19, 2023 12:21 PM
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A crown *and* a caftan? Plus a classic smelling cookies smile. Just too perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 19, 2023 12:21 PM
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Too ridiculous for words. I mean credit to the Daddy’s plastic surgeon because she does not look in her 70’s. Headline should have been Gold digger lands sugar daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 19, 2023 1:03 PM
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The heart wants what it wants (once the bank accounts have been verified and the will changed).
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 19, 2023 1:14 PM
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The schmatta is ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 19, 2023 1:15 PM
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I have to say the older guy looks good for 76.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 19, 2023 1:26 PM
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The headline us weak but the story is enticing.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 19, 2023 1:37 PM
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This is pure DL catnip. Plastic surgery, a 40 year age gap, real estate, Fire Island, tasteful friends, a rhinestone tiara , a semitransparent caftan, a paid NYT story, a corset…
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 19, 2023 1:43 PM
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"When Mr. Patrick stood up to propose, Mr. London asked him why he wanted to marry him. Mr. Patrick replied, “Because I know you will always take care of me.”
Literally. He thinks this cat will catheter him and change his diapers.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 19, 2023 2:27 PM
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Every queen needs a crown!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 19, 2023 2:28 PM
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Rich people don’t change diapers, R15. They pay someone to do it while they drink a couple mimosas at brunch.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 19, 2023 2:36 PM
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[quote] When Mr. Patrick stood up to propose, Mr. London asked him why he wanted to marry him. Mr. Patrick replied, “Because I know you will always take care of me.”
This is what the older gentleman said to his fiancee AS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL! He did not say "because I love you more than life itself." He said something that sounds like a line from Stephen King's "Misery." I think I'd have had sufficient after he suggested he wanted to move next door to me after the first date.
It just gave me the idea for the treatment I am sending to Ryan Murphy for the next installment of American Horror Story -- AHS: Parasite. The suspense and terror comes from not knowing which one is which.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 19, 2023 2:48 PM
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...and, of course, I wish them great happiness in their life together.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 19, 2023 2:49 PM
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“Another chance to disapprove, another brilliant zinger…”
Feel better OP?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 19, 2023 3:03 PM
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35 goes into 76 a hell of a lot easier than 76 goes into 35.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 19, 2023 3:10 PM
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The hateration here. Whew!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 19, 2023 3:12 PM
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Gee -- I wonder who the bottom is?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 19, 2023 3:31 PM
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What in the Billy Porter prolapse is happening here?!?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 19, 2023 3:45 PM
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Hey guess what R24. There are TOP senior citizens. I once had a lover in his 60s when I was 30. VIAGRA kept him a top. It was just as well because I liked everything about him except his ancient body really didn't turn me on so it was just as well he fucked me.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 19, 2023 3:46 PM
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R13: “ This is pure DL catnip. Plastic surgery, a 40 year age gap, real estate, Fire Island, tasteful friends, a rhinestone tiara , a semitransparent caftan, a paid NYT story, a corset…”
That ellipsis, of course, means the last DL category: whodunnit, when one or both are murdered.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 19, 2023 4:45 PM
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Why does his tiara look like it's made of paper clips?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 19, 2023 5:51 PM
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I suppose the younger groom’s outfit is contemporary in a Chalamet/Instagram ad kind of way… but 35 is too old to pull it off, and the crown is embarrassing.
Give me your husband’s money; you don’t know how to spend it.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 19, 2023 6:10 PM
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no crown on the site. wonder the cost.....
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | November 19, 2023 6:21 PM
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R13 it is not a paid story…it is even worse: the Times chose to run it.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 19, 2023 6:41 PM
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From the pic I thought this was Tommy Hilfiger and his current carer, err, boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 19, 2023 6:51 PM
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The only acceptable crown for a wedding:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 34 | November 19, 2023 6:53 PM
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R31 I thought all NYT wedding articles are paid for.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 19, 2023 7:05 PM
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Gay drama. So basically, they both had to settle for the other.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 19, 2023 7:07 PM
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R35 and you thought wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 19, 2023 7:40 PM
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This Style feature is not like a paid death notice….although it may end up that way. Soooner rather than later.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 19, 2023 7:42 PM
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The younger man was “previously a chef”.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 19, 2023 7:49 PM
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Not to be mean, but if my husband-to-be showed up at the aisle in a state like that (the younger “Eldergay”), I’d be out of there in a flash. Sure, some people like to stand out and be different, but the complete lack of taste and style is just…something else.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 19, 2023 7:54 PM
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Crown Queen’s self-decorated Miami apartment featured at least four portraits of his damn self.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | November 19, 2023 7:58 PM
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@r41 nary a book in sight…not good
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 19, 2023 8:29 PM
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Good gracious.
What a mess these queens are.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 19, 2023 8:32 PM
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Eldergay got tired of having to rent BBC so she purchased instead
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 19, 2023 8:34 PM
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R41, this is easily the worst interior design I have seen in years. Sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 19, 2023 8:39 PM
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Orange, mud green, and black and white….ughhh.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 19, 2023 8:44 PM
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This will turn tragic in short order.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 19, 2023 8:46 PM
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“Is your cut today with Mr. Patrick or Mr. London?”
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 19, 2023 9:00 PM
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It's on trend to have a younger black gay lover
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 19, 2023 9:09 PM
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[quote] Scalamandré pink velvet covers CB2
That ghetto queen buys from Crate and Barrel chairs and recovers them in pink Scalamandré?
Bitch,please.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 19, 2023 9:12 PM
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R35: "I thought all NYT wedding articles are paid for."
One way or another, this is true.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 19, 2023 9:13 PM
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Strong connection from Fossilgay's bank account to Whoregay's Venmo.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 19, 2023 9:20 PM
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Having written that at r54, I actually like the younger guy. Old man texts about buying a house across the street makes me think younger guy might already be paying a mortgage. And you know that old gay is the type to talk money at dinner. And young gay responds by blocking his texts.
Young gay gets my upvotes.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 19, 2023 9:21 PM
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[quote]Old man texts about buying a house across the street makes me think younger guy might already be paying a mortgage.
How do you get to that? He could be renting.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 19, 2023 9:22 PM
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It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 19, 2023 9:30 PM
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The youngergay punched and deleted when the eldergay suggested buying the house across the street. The youngergay has his own design business and has been featured in Architectural Digest.
Are we sure the youngergay was after the eldergay pensioner’s income? Sounds like he was doing fine and was quite successful on his own and even reacted appropriately to someone suggesting buying the house across from you after a first date!
Youngergay may be more wealthy in this marriage. At least he’s likely to outlive his husband, but still hope he got a pre-nup.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 19, 2023 9:30 PM
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Please note that the youngergay’s dogs, Stella and Pierre, have their own “poodle room” with custom designed wallpaper.
The house looks like it’s about 1,100’ so that’s a lot of space considering that her walk-in closet must be half the square footage.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 19, 2023 9:33 PM
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Eldergay dinge queen meets Billy-Porter-aspiring ghetto bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 19, 2023 9:37 PM
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Younger eldergay can't even dress himself. Interior designer?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 19, 2023 9:38 PM
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[quote]Younger eldergay can't even dress himself. Interior designer?
THIS. Who'd let this tasteless bitch loose on their home?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 19, 2023 9:50 PM
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The young one is in to top old daddies.
The old one is into younger black bottoms.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 19, 2023 9:51 PM
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R58 Young guy is still a glorified interior designer though.
Meanwhile eldergay had multiple homes (Naples, New York, Savannah) and was able to casually suggest buying a home just to be near a potentially date part-time.
Then, how much does a bespoke designer caftan and crown like that cost? I doubt an interior designer (previously a chef) is on that kind of money unless it's family money.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 19, 2023 9:57 PM
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"The average salary for a interior designer is $67,377 per year in the United States. 5.6k salaries reported, updated at November 15, 2023."
His business seems to be a one-man business as well. No sign of other designers working for it..
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 19, 2023 10:19 PM
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[quote] Young gay gets my upvotes.
But then, R55, young gay guy MARRIES eldergay.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 19, 2023 10:20 PM
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You should have done a PHD R21!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 19, 2023 10:27 PM
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Eldergay's excuse was that he had just come out, after being married twice to women before. He said he repressed his gayness. You see this so many times. Someone comes out late and they're desperate to not miss out.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 19, 2023 10:29 PM
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He's the black Prince Truvada of Miami. Remember him?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 19, 2023 10:48 PM
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That tiara makes him look like a cell phone tower receiving station.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 19, 2023 10:59 PM
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I’m thinking of how many cliches you’d have to pack into a Jewish, African-American, or WASP wedding article to match this.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 19, 2023 11:15 PM
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I have to admit though that Youngergay is kind of cute. And consistent . Taste is in the eye of the beholder.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 19, 2023 11:26 PM
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[quote]Taste is in the eye of the beholder.
All his taste is in his mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 19, 2023 11:29 PM
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I bet the poodles share a bed with the two.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 19, 2023 11:33 PM
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Champagne & Chitlins for everyone!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 19, 2023 11:40 PM
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[quote] Crown Queen’s self-decorated Miami apartment featured at least four portraits of his damn self.
Let me ask you something...whose house is this?!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | November 19, 2023 11:42 PM
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Girl, you just know if I am walking down that aisle that I have got to get me a crown--just like Miss Carrie Bradshaw did in the Sex and the City movie, y'all! I am a Queen and I deserve a crown on my wedding day!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 19, 2023 11:44 PM
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[quote] @[R41] nary a book in sight…not good
No fair. If YOUR home was being photographed would you have your Judy Blume collection on display?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 19, 2023 11:46 PM
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“Tasteful Friends” meets “Congratulations Boys” meets “76, but looks 45” all in one thread.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 20, 2023 12:37 AM
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[quote]Eldergay got tired of having to rent BBC so she purchased instead
Maybe he was rent-to-own?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 20, 2023 1:46 AM
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Jeez, are the grooms posting in this thread or what?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 20, 2023 2:02 AM
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I think she's tremendous!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 20, 2023 2:16 AM
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Kudos to the digital photo editor who smoothed out eldergay’s hands as well as his face and neck.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 20, 2023 2:20 AM
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I am not familiar with this colored homosexual young man? Is he related to that singer "Little Dicky"?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 20, 2023 2:41 AM
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[quote]35 goes into 76 a hell of a lot easier than 76 goes into 35.
Not if 35 is really loose.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 20, 2023 3:31 AM
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I can't get over Miss Thing's getup. That caftan looks like a cheap swimsuit cover-up from the 80s, and the paperclips on the crown aren't even symmetrical.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 21, 2023 12:54 AM
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R71 Oh. That made me laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 21, 2023 2:33 AM
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