Eldergay ignores red flags and marries rich Eldestgay for his money most likely

non-paywall version

35 is eldergay?

DL rules state that a gay becomes an eldergay 15 seconds after sperm is joined to egg. So, yes, 35 is eldergay.

No 35 is not eldergay. This is quite a fail as a catchy headline.

Da fuck is that queen wearing?

"Mr. London wore a custom wedding outfit by Jerome LaMaar and a crown by Soull Kehinde Ogun of L’Enchanteur."

A crown *and* a caftan? Plus a classic smelling cookies smile. Just too perfect.

Too ridiculous for words. I mean credit to the Daddy’s plastic surgeon because she does not look in her 70’s. Headline should have been Gold digger lands sugar daddy.

The heart wants what it wants (once the bank accounts have been verified and the will changed).

The schmatta is ridiculous.

I have to say the older guy looks good for 76.

The headline us weak but the story is enticing.

This is pure DL catnip. Plastic surgery, a 40 year age gap, real estate, Fire Island, tasteful friends, a rhinestone tiara , a semitransparent caftan, a paid NYT story, a corset…

DIGITAL FILTERS, FOLKS.

"When Mr. Patrick stood up to propose, Mr. London asked him why he wanted to marry him. Mr. Patrick replied, “Because I know you will always take care of me.”

Literally. He thinks this cat will catheter him and change his diapers.

Every queen needs a crown!

Rich people don’t change diapers, R15. They pay someone to do it while they drink a couple mimosas at brunch.

[quote] When Mr. Patrick stood up to propose, Mr. London asked him why he wanted to marry him. Mr. Patrick replied, “Because I know you will always take care of me.”

This is what the older gentleman said to his fiancee AS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL! He did not say "because I love you more than life itself." He said something that sounds like a line from Stephen King's "Misery." I think I'd have had sufficient after he suggested he wanted to move next door to me after the first date.

It just gave me the idea for the treatment I am sending to Ryan Murphy for the next installment of American Horror Story -- AHS: Parasite. The suspense and terror comes from not knowing which one is which.

...and, of course, I wish them great happiness in their life together.

“Another chance to disapprove, another brilliant zinger…”

Feel better OP?

35 goes into 76 a hell of a lot easier than 76 goes into 35.

The hateration here. Whew!

Good lord. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Gee -- I wonder who the bottom is?

What in the Billy Porter prolapse is happening here?!?

Hey guess what R24. There are TOP senior citizens. I once had a lover in his 60s when I was 30. VIAGRA kept him a top. It was just as well because I liked everything about him except his ancient body really didn't turn me on so it was just as well he fucked me.

R13: “ This is pure DL catnip. Plastic surgery, a 40 year age gap, real estate, Fire Island, tasteful friends, a rhinestone tiara , a semitransparent caftan, a paid NYT story, a corset…”

That ellipsis, of course, means the last DL category: whodunnit, when one or both are murdered.

Why does his tiara look like it's made of paper clips?

I suppose the younger groom’s outfit is contemporary in a Chalamet/Instagram ad kind of way… but 35 is too old to pull it off, and the crown is embarrassing.

Give me your husband’s money; you don’t know how to spend it.

no crown on the site. wonder the cost.....

R13 it is not a paid story…it is even worse: the Times chose to run it.

Takes all kinds.

From the pic I thought this was Tommy Hilfiger and his current carer, err, boyfriend.

The only acceptable crown for a wedding:

R31 I thought all NYT wedding articles are paid for.

Gay drama. So basically, they both had to settle for the other.

R35 and you thought wrong.

This Style feature is not like a paid death notice….although it may end up that way. Soooner rather than later.

The younger man was “previously a chef”.

Not to be mean, but if my husband-to-be showed up at the aisle in a state like that (the younger “Eldergay”), I’d be out of there in a flash. Sure, some people like to stand out and be different, but the complete lack of taste and style is just…something else.

Crown Queen’s self-decorated Miami apartment featured at least four portraits of his damn self.

@r41 nary a book in sight…not good

Good gracious.

What a mess these queens are.

Eldergay got tired of having to rent BBC so she purchased instead

R41, this is easily the worst interior design I have seen in years. Sorry.

Orange, mud green, and black and white….ughhh.

This will turn tragic in short order.

What hideous decorating.

“Is your cut today with Mr. Patrick or Mr. London?”

It's on trend to have a younger black gay lover

[quote] Scalamandré pink velvet covers CB2

That ghetto queen buys from Crate and Barrel chairs and recovers them in pink Scalamandré?

Bitch,please.

R35: "I thought all NYT wedding articles are paid for."

One way or another, this is true.

Strong connection?

Bitch, please!

Strong connection from Fossilgay's bank account to Whoregay's Venmo.

Having written that at r54, I actually like the younger guy. Old man texts about buying a house across the street makes me think younger guy might already be paying a mortgage. And you know that old gay is the type to talk money at dinner. And young gay responds by blocking his texts.

Young gay gets my upvotes.

[quote]Old man texts about buying a house across the street makes me think younger guy might already be paying a mortgage.

How do you get to that? He could be renting.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

The youngergay punched and deleted when the eldergay suggested buying the house across the street. The youngergay has his own design business and has been featured in Architectural Digest.

Are we sure the youngergay was after the eldergay pensioner’s income? Sounds like he was doing fine and was quite successful on his own and even reacted appropriately to someone suggesting buying the house across from you after a first date!

Youngergay may be more wealthy in this marriage. At least he’s likely to outlive his husband, but still hope he got a pre-nup.

Please note that the youngergay’s dogs, Stella and Pierre, have their own “poodle room” with custom designed wallpaper.

The house looks like it’s about 1,100’ so that’s a lot of space considering that her walk-in closet must be half the square footage.

No fool like an old fool

Eldergay dinge queen meets Billy-Porter-aspiring ghetto bitch.

Younger eldergay can't even dress himself. Interior designer?

[quote]Younger eldergay can't even dress himself. Interior designer?

THIS. Who'd let this tasteless bitch loose on their home?

The young one is in to top old daddies.

The old one is into younger black bottoms.

R58 Young guy is still a glorified interior designer though.

Meanwhile eldergay had multiple homes (Naples, New York, Savannah) and was able to casually suggest buying a home just to be near a potentially date part-time.

Then, how much does a bespoke designer caftan and crown like that cost? I doubt an interior designer (previously a chef) is on that kind of money unless it's family money.

"The average salary for a interior designer is $67,377 per year in the United States. 5.6k salaries reported, updated at November 15, 2023."

His business seems to be a one-man business as well. No sign of other designers working for it..

[quote] Young gay gets my upvotes.

But then, R55, young gay guy MARRIES eldergay.

You should have done a PHD R21!

Eldergay's excuse was that he had just come out, after being married twice to women before. He said he repressed his gayness. You see this so many times. Someone comes out late and they're desperate to not miss out.

He's the black Prince Truvada of Miami. Remember him?

That tiara makes him look like a cell phone tower receiving station.

I’m thinking of how many cliches you’d have to pack into a Jewish, African-American, or WASP wedding article to match this.

R68 Ph.D!

I have to admit though that Youngergay is kind of cute. And consistent . Taste is in the eye of the beholder.

[quote]Taste is in the eye of the beholder.

All his taste is in his mouth.

I bet the poodles share a bed with the two.

Champagne & Chitlins for everyone!

[quote] Crown Queen’s self-decorated Miami apartment featured at least four portraits of his damn self.

Let me ask you something...whose house is this?!

Girl, you just know if I am walking down that aisle that I have got to get me a crown--just like Miss Carrie Bradshaw did in the Sex and the City movie, y'all! I am a Queen and I deserve a crown on my wedding day!

[quote] @[R41] nary a book in sight…not good

No fair. If YOUR home was being photographed would you have your Judy Blume collection on display?

“Tasteful Friends” meets “Congratulations Boys” meets “76, but looks 45” all in one thread.

[quote]Eldergay got tired of having to rent BBC so she purchased instead

Maybe he was rent-to-own?

Jeez, are the grooms posting in this thread or what?

I think she's tremendous!

Kudos to the digital photo editor who smoothed out eldergay’s hands as well as his face and neck.

I am not familiar with this colored homosexual young man? Is he related to that singer "Little Dicky"?

[quote]35 goes into 76 a hell of a lot easier than 76 goes into 35.

Not if 35 is really loose.

I can't get over Miss Thing's getup. That caftan looks like a cheap swimsuit cover-up from the 80s, and the paperclips on the crown aren't even symmetrical.

R71 put it best!

R71 Oh. That made me laugh.