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I woke up today feeling shitty

Feel like a real bitch.

by Anonymousreply 14December 9, 2023 11:52 AM

feelin' bitchy

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2023 10:32 AM

Have a bitch stick and chill

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2023 10:36 AM

r2 how are you feeling this morning?

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2023 10:39 AM

i'm gonna pour some coffee down my hatch and hope for the best.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2023 10:39 AM

I’m having a bad stomach day.

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2023 3:00 PM

I had a scratchy throat Fri. and Sat., and today it's transmogrified into congestion and a sinus headache. This bites, because I had the same thing last month. Should go back to masking up when I'm around my fellow humans. Also, I'm not sleeping well.

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2023 3:16 PM

R6 transmogrified

Thx for using this word. It’s the first time I’ve ever seen it.

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2023 6:41 PM

This happens to me after spending time with my fiancé’s family.

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2023 9:46 PM

I have influenza-A and I am miserable, too.

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2023 10:28 PM

PSA: If you live alone, please be sure to keep either some Propel packets or bottles, and canned soup or broth, and Tylenol AND ibuprofen on hand. A good heating pad and a thermometer are nice to have as is a mattress that isn’t shot to hell. And some nice chew bones to keep the dogs occupied while you’re convalescing.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2023 11:32 PM

To keep the *rescue* dogs occupied…”

OBVIOUSLY.

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2023 11:35 PM

I had the same thing happened to me. I had surgery and was given painkillers for post-op. That night I woke up in a pool of my own waste. I think the combination of medication and what happened to me caused everything in my colon to liquify and pour out of me. I was sleeping on a couch so it was soaked. Fortunately, I was able to just turn the cushions over after they had dried.

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2023 11:54 PM

My ass woke up at 3 am. The wind gusts were blowing up so strong I thought my house was gonna take flight. Ugh. Got up, drank coffee, made a Patti LaBelle playlist and now back in bed.

by Anonymousreply 13December 9, 2023 11:50 AM

Tylenol makes me constipated

by Anonymousreply 14December 9, 2023 11:52 AM
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