I’m the sparse food options and lackluster table decor, due to laziness, tackiness, and cheapness. We opened a bag of chips and threw them on the table next to some store-bought hummus and a single mini pumpkin, which serves as the evening’s solitary decoration. You’ll be lucky if we dump those chips in a serving bowl, which we probably don’t have anyway.
Let's be a Zillenial Friendsgiving
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 19, 2023 12:08 AM |
You're very lonely, OP. You've become bitter because the younger 'kids' have much happier lives than you. I truly hope things improve for you.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 18, 2023 9:13 PM |
R1 I’m sure your life is much more fulfilling. I can tell it must be, as you’re spending a lovely Saturday afternoon on an antiquated website posting with a screen name that references an actress who hasn’t been relevant since 1983.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 18, 2023 9:17 PM |
I’m the vegan everything. I drive carnivores to suicide.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 18, 2023 9:25 PM |
I'm the food we'll eventually order in; we don't have food or cooking utensils on premises.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 18, 2023 9:28 PM |
Store bought hummus is cultural appropriation. Supermarket colonialism. Literal genocide.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 18, 2023 9:38 PM |
I’m the wine that is not shared.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 18, 2023 10:58 PM |
Yes in the case of Sabra Hummus, R5 it is.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 18, 2023 11:21 PM |
I’m the homemade weed edibles and homegrown psilocybin shrooms.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 18, 2023 11:53 PM |
I think we need a DL training session on how to be the OP of these "Let's Be" threads. Bottom line, less is more. This would have been off to a better start, OP, if you simply followed up your title with: "I'm the store-bought hummus." Instead we got a barrage of half-humorous, slightly nasty observations. Less is more.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 19, 2023 12:00 AM |
r9 is accurate
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 19, 2023 12:08 AM |