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Let's be a Zillenial Friendsgiving

I’m the sparse food options and lackluster table decor, due to laziness, tackiness, and cheapness. We opened a bag of chips and threw them on the table next to some store-bought hummus and a single mini pumpkin, which serves as the evening’s solitary decoration. You’ll be lucky if we dump those chips in a serving bowl, which we probably don’t have anyway.

by Anonymousreply 10November 18, 2023 11:08 PM

You're very lonely, OP. You've become bitter because the younger 'kids' have much happier lives than you. I truly hope things improve for you.

by Anonymousreply 1November 18, 2023 8:13 PM

R1 I’m sure your life is much more fulfilling. I can tell it must be, as you’re spending a lovely Saturday afternoon on an antiquated website posting with a screen name that references an actress who hasn’t been relevant since 1983.

by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2023 8:17 PM

I’m the vegan everything. I drive carnivores to suicide.

by Anonymousreply 3November 18, 2023 8:25 PM

I'm the food we'll eventually order in; we don't have food or cooking utensils on premises.

by Anonymousreply 4November 18, 2023 8:28 PM

Store bought hummus is cultural appropriation. Supermarket colonialism. Literal genocide.

by Anonymousreply 5November 18, 2023 8:38 PM

I’m the wine that is not shared.

by Anonymousreply 6November 18, 2023 9:58 PM

Yes in the case of Sabra Hummus, R5 it is.

by Anonymousreply 7November 18, 2023 10:21 PM

I’m the homemade weed edibles and homegrown psilocybin shrooms.

by Anonymousreply 8November 18, 2023 10:53 PM

I think we need a DL training session on how to be the OP of these "Let's Be" threads. Bottom line, less is more. This would have been off to a better start, OP, if you simply followed up your title with: "I'm the store-bought hummus." Instead we got a barrage of half-humorous, slightly nasty observations. Less is more.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 18, 2023 11:00 PM

r9 is accurate

by Anonymousreply 10November 18, 2023 11:08 PM
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