Well it's official.
As was long suspected in my family- my Aunt just confirmed it.
My Aunty Pat was fingered (without her consent) at a Bruce Hornsby and the Range concert in 1986.
The assailant is still at large to this day.
There is a reward in the form of a vintage McDonalds Free 6 Piece McNugget Gift Certificate and my family's undying gratitude.
Prayers UP for Auntie Pat!!!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 19, 2023 8:52 AM
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Was she on stage at the time? Bruce is obviously known for his magic fingers ...
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 18, 2023 5:41 PM
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The assailant no doubt is still sniffing his finger.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 18, 2023 5:45 PM
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Did Aunty Pat often consent to getting fingered?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 18, 2023 5:50 PM
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IT WAS NOT CON-SENSUAL, GREG!!!!!!!
Now I am damned mad.
We appreciate your support.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 18, 2023 6:32 PM
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[quote] IT WAS NOT CON-SENSUAL, GREG!!!!!!!
No, not this time.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 18, 2023 6:49 PM
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OP, please tell your Aunty Pat that we're really sorry this happened to her. I guess it's just like Bruce Hornsby says: That's just the way it is, some things will never change....
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 18, 2023 11:52 PM
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LOL R9- I thought of the exact same thing and song!!!!!
In fact, isn't this their only fucking song?
Aunty Pat sends her kindest regards.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 19, 2023 12:31 AM
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Patty got a pinky in her pussy?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 19, 2023 12:33 AM
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Some things will never change doo dooo do do do
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 19, 2023 12:35 AM
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Patty is such a show off.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 19, 2023 12:43 AM
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A stranger fingered Aunty Pat
Hornsby said “I can do that. I can do that.”
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 19, 2023 12:49 AM
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Is she going to file a civil suit so she can have a cash payday ?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 19, 2023 2:10 AM
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It's much nicer with Suzanne Somers in the Bellagio fountain.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 19, 2023 3:16 AM
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Did it happen while she was crowd surfing? I bet it did. Crowd surfing is just Satan’s way of promoting unwanted fingering.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 19, 2023 3:22 AM
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Was this in Los Angeles? I was there! I saw no fingering. However, Diana Canova was in the front row, minding her own business.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 19, 2023 6:40 AM
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Hornsby just isn’t the same without his old band. He doesn’t have the range.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 19, 2023 6:47 AM
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This is hilarious. Thank you OP
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 19, 2023 8:52 AM
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