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Hmmm, what should I do?

I had a vm on my office phone from yesterday from a company client and when I pulled his account his email is "bottomboi$#@%&0@.com. When I called him back his voice sounded like a big, strapping Black gentleman. I know you bitches won't believe me and I wish I could take a pic of his account on my screen. I almost bent over giggling.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2023 2:43 PM

-∞/10

by Anonymousreply 1November 18, 2023 4:17 PM

What should you do? I suggest moving on with your life. And maybe don't use this as your go-to funny story at parties either.

by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2023 4:39 PM

You know, this is actual proof that DL is a dying site. Yeats ago an email address starting with bottomboi would have gotten a lot of funny comments and ESTs to go along with it. All the truly funny posters are gone.

by Anonymousreply 3November 18, 2023 5:03 PM

^^^^sorry, "years" ago.

by Anonymousreply 4November 18, 2023 5:03 PM

'kay.

by Anonymousreply 5November 18, 2023 5:17 PM

YAWN

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2023 1:32 AM

[quote]I almost bent over

I doubt bottomboi would be interested

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2023 1:34 AM

[quote] Years ago an email address starting with bottomboi would have gotten a lot of funny comments and ESTs to go along with it. All the truly funny posters are gone.

Years ago it would have been clever. Now it's a tepid, watered down rerun of a rerun of a redo.

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2023 1:36 AM

OP IS A TROLL!!!

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2023 2:48 AM

Big dick bottoms are the best kind of bottoms.

Invite him over to cook for you — he is a bottom after all — and then take advantage of the situation.

Just don’t let him eat too much. That will just make a mess.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2023 2:43 PM
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