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I get no respect

No respect at all.

On the day I was born the doctor slapped me then handed me to nurse who got a few slaps in herself.

by Anonymousreply 6November 18, 2023 9:52 PM


by Anonymousreply 1November 18, 2023 2:25 PM

Did that one go over your head, R1?

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by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2023 2:29 PM

Sorry for the bad link. Don't know how to fix it.

by Anonymousreply 3November 18, 2023 2:31 PM

No respect, I tell ya.

My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

by Anonymousreply 4November 18, 2023 2:57 PM

Memories of Thanksgiving - there NEVER WAS a roll of Life Savers is Grandpa’s pocket - or Uncle Carl’s, Cousin Bill’s, or Aunt Marty’s!

No respect, just gooey fingers!

by Anonymousreply 5November 18, 2023 3:06 PM

I asked my doctor if my heart was healthy enough for sex.

He said, "Yeah, as long as you don't join in"!

by Anonymousreply 6November 18, 2023 9:52 PM
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