No respect at all.
On the day I was born the doctor slapped me then handed me to nurse who got a few slaps in herself.
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No respect at all.
On the day I was born the doctor slapped me then handed me to nurse who got a few slaps in herself.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 30, 2024 3:19 PM |
MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 18, 2023 1:25 PM |
Sorry for the bad link. Don't know how to fix it.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 18, 2023 1:31 PM |
No respect, I tell ya.
My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 18, 2023 1:57 PM |
Memories of Thanksgiving - there NEVER WAS a roll of Life Savers is Grandpa’s pocket - or Uncle Carl’s, Cousin Bill’s, or Aunt Marty’s!
No respect, just gooey fingers!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 18, 2023 2:06 PM |
I asked my doctor if my heart was healthy enough for sex.
He said, "Yeah, as long as you don't join in"!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 18, 2023 8:52 PM |
No respect.
I remember the time I was kidnapped, and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father.
He said he wanted more proof.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 5, 2024 7:27 PM |
OP = Rodney Dangerfield
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 5, 2024 8:44 PM |
I get no respect.
I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the 10th floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me.
He said, “On your mark...”
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 5, 2024 11:46 PM |
This is what Datalounge wants to do to you OP:
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 6, 2024 12:01 AM |
r8=Sherlock Holmes
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 6, 2024 12:36 AM |
I tell ya I get no respect. My wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car. And she wants me to drive.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 6, 2024 1:00 AM |
I got no respect as a kid either. When I played in the sandbox, the cat tried to cover me up.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 6, 2024 1:01 AM |
With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 6, 2024 1:02 AM |
No respect.
When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 30, 2024 1:36 PM |
OP, I'd slap your face but something that ugly looks contagious.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 30, 2024 1:52 PM |
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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