Horny for big fat fucking horse donkey cock to be shoved in my huge sloppy loose train tunnel hole

Yes!

Zipcode please?!

How nicely put.

Gurl ! Turn off the porn! Put down the poppers! Your place is a mess! Those dishes ain't gonna wash themselves! All those sticky dirty towels need to go in the washer! Don't get me started on the condition of your bed linens ! Tidy up first then invite strange men over for coutius!

You really *don't* care what the town calls you, do you, OP?

But other than that Senator Graham. How has your day been?

This makes me sad.

OP is a scorned top, turned down because he has a dong like a piece of dry spaghetti.

Dad!! I told before to just come upstairs and get it.

Melania, PLEASE!!! People can see your IP address!

I'm surprised some basic bitch hasn't come in yet to post "Ma'am this is a Wendy's"

How DARE you publish private expressions of love and affection from my personal diary here, parading them in front of these filthy, priapic, elderly queers!

Melania, I know you've fallen on hard times with Donald's legal problems, but can't you at least TRY and Klass it up a bit?

R11is Teacake.

I say this with affection.

This idiot twat:

Horny for big fat fucking horse donkey cock to be shoved in my huge sloppy loose train tunnel hole Horny for big fat fucking horse donkey cock to be shoved in my huge sloppy loose train tunnel hole

I am watching 9/11 videos to fall asleep now Night night everyone

White and latino mix is the hottest and sexiest Right ?

Help!! A huge cold sore on my lip How to hide it ? I have to go to the office today

Zane please stop saying yes to every idiotic outfit they put you in Faggot

Blind Item!- Sherri Shepherd will be replaced by someone else for her talk show I didn’t watch that show after Wendy left. Wendy might be a psycho, but no one can replace her

What do do with 175 eggs? Why do you ask the question? And how did you get these eggs ?

Anal rejuvenation Where can I get anal rejuvenation ? And what will be the result of it ? I know lots of DLers have done it. Please advise

Anal rejuvenation Bump

Sorry, I'm not in North.

I'm not Teacake.

What is even Teacakesque about what I posted?

I'm sorry miss, but with all due respect I've got my own problems.

Well throw a goddamn penny in a fountain and make a goddamn wish!

In north?

[quote] Horny for big fat fucking horse donkey cock

Get in line, you fat whore!

[quote] Tidy up first then invite strange men over for coutius!

R4 If you ever wonder why you don’t get many callbacks, it could be the strange men want to avoid cooties. (Tidy apartment notwithstanding)

Has anyone seen my lipstick?

Me every day, we have something in common

Oh, grandma, hush now. You're frightening the children.