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Good day, Sir. I’m conducting a health survey

(Thick Indian accent)

How many times during the past month did you inject or consume drugs that were not prescribed by a medical professional?

Zero

During the past 12 months did you engage in anal sex with more than four individuals?

No

During the past 12 months did you accept money in exchange for sex?

No

Thank you sir for your time.

You’re welcome.

by Anonymousreply 7November 17, 2023 9:57 PM

How many times during the past month did you inject or consume drugs that were not prescribed by a medical professional?

No ties, No Busts, No Booze, No Needs!

During the past 12 months did you engage in anal sex with more than four individuals?

Yes, six individuals at once.

During the past 12 months did you accept money in exchange for sex?

God, yes. I have a very long xmas shopping list.

Thank you sir, for this enlightening information.

Oh, you’re so very welcome.

by Anonymousreply 1November 17, 2023 8:54 PM

No ties, no busts, no booze, no NEEDLES!!!

by Anonymousreply 2November 17, 2023 8:58 PM

I ONLY engage in sex for money. It’s why I haven’t gotten laid in six years.

by Anonymousreply 3November 17, 2023 9:00 PM

How many times during the past month did you inject or consume drugs that were not prescribed by a medical professional?

Yes.

During the past 12 months did you engage in anal sex with more than four individuals?

The fourth one had a leakage problem.

During the past 12 months did you accept money in exchange for sex?

Doesn't everyone?

by Anonymousreply 4November 17, 2023 9:04 PM

I want to see the transcript after they’ve dialed Helen Lawson.

by Anonymousreply 5November 17, 2023 9:13 PM

(See my answers)

30

Yes. So many men need my help.

Why yes of course!

by Anonymousreply 6November 17, 2023 9:29 PM

How many times during the past month did you inject or consume drugs that were not prescribed by a medical professional?

No, I did not consume them. I shot them up.

During the past 12 months did you engage in anal sex with more than four individuals?

How should I count a pair of conjoined twins, a German shepherd and two dead bodies, one another German shepherd?

During the past 12 months did you accept money in exchange for sex?

No. My pimp does the collecting.

Thank you sir for your time.

Wait. Do you have a big cock?

by Anonymousreply 7November 17, 2023 9:57 PM
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