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(Thick Indian accent)
How many times during the past month did you inject or consume drugs that were not prescribed by a medical professional?
Zero
During the past 12 months did you engage in anal sex with more than four individuals?
No
During the past 12 months did you accept money in exchange for sex?
No
Thank you sir for your time.
You’re welcome.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 17, 2023 10:57 PM |
How many times during the past month did you inject or consume drugs that were not prescribed by a medical professional?
No ties, No Busts, No Booze, No Needs!
During the past 12 months did you engage in anal sex with more than four individuals?
Yes, six individuals at once.
During the past 12 months did you accept money in exchange for sex?
God, yes. I have a very long xmas shopping list.
Thank you sir, for this enlightening information.
Oh, you’re so very welcome.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 17, 2023 9:54 PM |
No ties, no busts, no booze, no NEEDLES!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 17, 2023 9:58 PM |
I ONLY engage in sex for money. It’s why I haven’t gotten laid in six years.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 17, 2023 10:00 PM |
How many times during the past month did you inject or consume drugs that were not prescribed by a medical professional?
Yes.
During the past 12 months did you engage in anal sex with more than four individuals?
The fourth one had a leakage problem.
During the past 12 months did you accept money in exchange for sex?
Doesn't everyone?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 17, 2023 10:04 PM |
I want to see the transcript after they’ve dialed Helen Lawson.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 17, 2023 10:13 PM |
(See my answers)
30
Yes. So many men need my help.
Why yes of course!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 17, 2023 10:29 PM |
How many times during the past month did you inject or consume drugs that were not prescribed by a medical professional?
No, I did not consume them. I shot them up.
During the past 12 months did you engage in anal sex with more than four individuals?
How should I count a pair of conjoined twins, a German shepherd and two dead bodies, one another German shepherd?
During the past 12 months did you accept money in exchange for sex?
No. My pimp does the collecting.
Thank you sir for your time.
Wait. Do you have a big cock?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 17, 2023 10:57 PM |
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