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I got out of bed yesterday feeling real blah

Felt like a real slob.

by Anonymousreply 24November 29, 2023 5:04 PM


by Anonymousreply 1November 17, 2023 7:28 PM

A Phipps foam mattress is like sleeping on rocks.

by Anonymousreply 2November 17, 2023 7:28 PM

^ with allergies?

by Anonymousreply 3November 17, 2023 7:34 PM

Just go back to bed.

by Anonymousreply 4November 17, 2023 7:35 PM


by Anonymousreply 5November 17, 2023 7:49 PM

Here I am with all of this talent bottled up inside of me and you’re sitting on the cork.

by Anonymousreply 6November 17, 2023 8:01 PM

I was kicked out of the Phoebe Emerson Charm School

by Anonymousreply 7November 17, 2023 8:05 PM

She said it was my Zorch that got me removed from school

by Anonymousreply 8November 17, 2023 8:06 PM

My house looks like a bad dream after eating too much Chinese food.

by Anonymousreply 9November 17, 2023 8:12 PM

I’m serving guests popcorn, pretzels, and jellybeans for Thanksgiving

by Anonymousreply 10November 17, 2023 8:56 PM

I just went back to bed. Feel like a real slob.

by Anonymousreply 11November 18, 2023 1:53 PM

Time to recline

by Anonymousreply 12November 18, 2023 10:16 PM

It pisses me off to see mass stupidity

by Anonymousreply 13November 18, 2023 10:39 PM

Boy, DL is really going down the tubes. Perhaps I'll start another Golden Girls thread!

by Anonymousreply 14November 18, 2023 11:04 PM

Where do you live? could be the seasons TRYING to change. We had snow one day and the next day it was almost 70°. Usually by this time we have had a few inches of snow. Today it was in the 40's which is the coldest it has been in the last few weeks. They keep trying to give us forecasts but I have been right more than them in the last 5 years. When I moved here we would get about 40-50" of snow during the winter. Last year we didn't even get 5". (NWPA)

by Anonymousreply 15November 18, 2023 11:09 PM

I’m flicking my asshole hair

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2023 12:41 AM

^ now that kills time

by Anonymousreply 17November 21, 2023 10:57 PM

It could be the gobloots.

by Anonymousreply 18November 21, 2023 11:16 PM

I got out of bed a few minutes ago feeling shitty

Felt like a real turd

by Anonymousreply 19November 28, 2023 11:40 PM

From a boo shoo bird.

by Anonymousreply 20November 28, 2023 11:41 PM

did you get yourself a gun?

by Anonymousreply 21November 28, 2023 11:53 PM

R5 maybe he needs a vitamin B shot. Wasn’t that her recommendation before she found out she was expecting?!?!

by Anonymousreply 22November 29, 2023 3:54 AM

Maybe you need to see a physiakeeatrist.

by Anonymousreply 23November 29, 2023 1:19 PM

I felt crankipated. Cranky from being constipated. Not anymore. Something pulled the plug and wow did it ever flow. Now I’m fit to be tied. I went out and scratched in my yard for a bit.

by Anonymousreply 24November 29, 2023 5:04 PM
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