I got out of bed yesterday feeling real blah

Allergies

A Phipps foam mattress is like sleeping on rocks.

^ with allergies?

Just go back to bed.

Dauncy?

Here I am with all of this talent bottled up inside of me and you’re sitting on the cork.

I was kicked out of the Phoebe Emerson Charm School

She said it was my Zorch that got me removed from school

My house looks like a bad dream after eating too much Chinese food.

I’m serving guests popcorn, pretzels, and jellybeans for Thanksgiving

I just went back to bed. Feel like a real slob.

Time to recline

It pisses me off to see mass stupidity

Boy, DL is really going down the tubes. Perhaps I'll start another Golden Girls thread!

Where do you live? could be the seasons TRYING to change. We had snow one day and the next day it was almost 70°. Usually by this time we have had a few inches of snow. Today it was in the 40's which is the coldest it has been in the last few weeks. They keep trying to give us forecasts but I have been right more than them in the last 5 years. When I moved here we would get about 40-50" of snow during the winter. Last year we didn't even get 5". (NWPA)

I’m flicking my asshole hair

^ now that kills time

It could be the gobloots.

I got out of bed a few minutes ago feeling shitty

Felt like a real turd

From a boo shoo bird.

did you get yourself a gun?

R5 maybe he needs a vitamin B shot. Wasn’t that her recommendation before she found out she was expecting?!?!

Maybe you need to see a physiakeeatrist.

I felt crankipated. Cranky from being constipated. Not anymore. Something pulled the plug and wow did it ever flow. Now I’m fit to be tied. I went out and scratched in my yard for a bit.

omg i feel like that today. my dogs woke my ass up at 4 am. now it's nearly 7 am and i'm going back to bed for some shuteye. damn.

I feel so shitty

OP- You DON'T have my sympathy.

I had a TERRIBLE bout of gout beginning Thursday night. The pain was there even in bed at night. I could not walk or function at all.

Used to be sad, Used to be shy.

Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why

OP, you deserve way worse.

I fell down last winter.

Also, tickles!!!

Watching Alice cheers me up. Especially Vera

Kiss my grits R31!

Stow it! R32

I have never felt refreshed and ready to start my day after a full nights sleep. I get up feeling that I want to go back to bed...bleech. This is going on for 68 yrs now

If I was sick I’d of died by now ..so I must be ok, just a lousy sleeper

Op here. I’m not well. Sulfasalazine side effects put me in bed. Watching old barnaby jones episode on Pluto tv for bland comfort. Keep me in your thoughts today DLers. Thx.

That's how I felt after I hosted the "Senior Shenanigans" at the Rappahannock School for Girls...

Just sit down and listen while I sing my song.......MY song!

I’m listening to my Jennifer Rush fave playlist