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What will George Santos do after leaving the House of Representatives?

He now seems likely not to make it even through one full term, so board of directors appointments or lobbying job offers seem unlikely.

by Anonymousreply 60November 19, 2023 4:09 PM

Jail time

by Anonymousreply 1November 17, 2023 5:28 PM

He'll have a Congressional pension, so fuck him

by Anonymousreply 2November 17, 2023 5:30 PM

[quote] Folding sweaters at Banana Republic

Isn’t that pretty much the description of a Republican congressman?

by Anonymousreply 3November 17, 2023 5:33 PM

[quote] He'll have a Congressional pension, so fuck him

I thought they only got that after serving two terms?

by Anonymousreply 4November 17, 2023 5:33 PM

I mean, as one of the world's most celebrated pianists whose interpretation of the Goldberg Variations has been known to bring grown men to tears, I'm sure he'll. be fine.

by Anonymousreply 5November 17, 2023 5:36 PM

He'll go back to doing cancer research.

by Anonymousreply 6November 17, 2023 5:36 PM

She’ll get involved in some MLM scheme, or become the #1 sex toy party hostess in the country.

by Anonymousreply 7November 17, 2023 5:41 PM

Only Fans

by Anonymousreply 8November 17, 2023 5:44 PM

He will blackmail his former co-workers.

by Anonymousreply 9November 17, 2023 5:54 PM

[quote] Only Fans

Will he have “an” Onlyfans?

by Anonymousreply 10November 17, 2023 5:54 PM

Couch potato supported by his pharmacist husband.

by Anonymousreply 11November 17, 2023 5:57 PM

I wonder what kind of potential sentencing he's facing.

On a serious.note, what do criminals like him do to support themselves once out of prison? Santos has no education and no practical skills.

by Anonymousreply 12November 17, 2023 6:10 PM

Prison bitch.

by Anonymousreply 13November 17, 2023 6:57 PM

He'll work for the Trump organization.

by Anonymousreply 14November 17, 2023 7:01 PM

Tubby porn.

by Anonymousreply 15November 17, 2023 7:03 PM

Dancing With the Stars.

by Anonymousreply 16November 17, 2023 7:39 PM

Coming in 2025: Mother Kitara in Life's a Drag, only on We tv!

by Anonymousreply 17November 17, 2023 7:47 PM

Detransition.

by Anonymousreply 18November 17, 2023 7:57 PM

This:

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by Anonymousreply 19November 17, 2023 9:32 PM

Please welcome back to the Rikers Island Rec Room stage MISS KITARA RAVACHE!!

by Anonymousreply 20November 17, 2023 9:59 PM

Maybe he can do whatever Aaron Schock does for a living…

by Anonymousreply 21November 17, 2023 10:01 PM

They will have to drag him kicking and screaming out of there. I hope the cameras are ready; he's prone to tantrums and hissies.

by Anonymousreply 22November 17, 2023 10:03 PM

Bitch is going to jail. Either that or what R15 said.

by Anonymousreply 23November 17, 2023 10:09 PM

[quote] Maybe he can do whatever Aaron Schock does for a living…

Whoring?

by Anonymousreply 24November 17, 2023 10:12 PM

Omg, R22 - I see Dynasty levels of histrionics, the likes of which we haven’t seen since… well… since Dynasty was on TV!

by Anonymousreply 25November 17, 2023 10:18 PM

" Real Housewives of Sing Sing."

by Anonymousreply 26November 17, 2023 11:14 PM

After serving out her jail sentence, she'll be Lake Ronkonkoma's hottest Walmart greeter!

by Anonymousreply 27November 17, 2023 11:20 PM

People like him who only know how to lie and grift will continually end up incarcerated.

by Anonymousreply 28November 17, 2023 11:23 PM

The good news is that to be entitled to ANY congressional pension, one must serve at least FIVE yrs; thus a one term Senator is entitled, but NOT a one term Congressman ( looking at you George, or whoever …)

by Anonymousreply 29November 17, 2023 11:28 PM

As FactCheck.org notes, members of the House of Representatives - who are up for reelection every two years - would not be able to collect pensions of any amount if they only served one term. U.S. senators, on the other hand, serve six-year terms and would be able to collect pensions after one full term. But the pensions wouldn't equal their full salaries.

by Anonymousreply 30November 17, 2023 11:32 PM

George Santos and Madison Cawthorn will move to a cabin in the hills of North Carolina and raise goats.

by Anonymousreply 31November 17, 2023 11:33 PM

Lane Bryant catalog cover model Kitara!

by Anonymousreply 32November 17, 2023 11:34 PM

Get his dick rated by female only fans”models”?

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by Anonymousreply 33November 18, 2023 1:43 AM

About 4-6 Aryan Brotherhood inmates a night.

by Anonymousreply 34November 18, 2023 1:46 AM

Is this a good time to bring up his karaokes again?

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by Anonymousreply 35November 18, 2023 1:48 AM

R35, I should have put “Release a single” in the poll. That’s a really good one.

by Anonymousreply 36November 18, 2023 1:52 AM

Royal cunt

by Anonymousreply 37November 18, 2023 1:59 AM

[quote] Royal cunt

Hey. That’s my job!

by Anonymousreply 38November 18, 2023 2:02 AM

Cure cancer.

Walk on Mars.

Figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.

by Anonymousreply 39November 18, 2023 2:07 AM

Folding burritos at Chipotle

by Anonymousreply 40November 18, 2023 3:50 AM

He'll become a controversial author and release his first book, a Scratch-N-Sniff volume, called, "George Scent Hole".

by Anonymousreply 41November 18, 2023 6:26 AM

EAT

by Anonymousreply 42November 18, 2023 6:27 AM

In jail and/or dead. He’s a career criminal, and one day he’ll piss off the wrong person that will off him.

by Anonymousreply 43November 18, 2023 6:59 AM

The question lingers: how did he make it this far?

Republicans seem to have no vetting process to speak of. Or is it that they are so desperate for minority politicians that people like him and confirmed bachelor Tim Scott are just waved on in?

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by Anonymousreply 44November 18, 2023 12:52 PM

[quote]Republicans seem to have no vetting process to speak of. Or is it that they are so desperate for minority politicians that people like him and confirmed bachelor Tim Scott are just waved on in?

Neither. They certainly weren't looking for a minority candidate when they overlooked T-Rump's long and tawdry history of bending the rules to shore up his pathetic finances. To the modern Republican party con-artistry and fraud are praiseworthy.

by Anonymousreply 45November 18, 2023 1:10 PM

To add to r44, the Democrats seem to have no opposition research or thought none was needed. Was his district thought to a safe seat? Very sloppy because some of his shenanigans could have been easily uncovered.

by Anonymousreply 46November 18, 2023 1:11 PM

Well I certainly hope he'll go to prison. If that doesn't happen I'm hoping he'll go on the lam and leave the country, never to be seen or heard from again.

by Anonymousreply 47November 18, 2023 1:22 PM

[quote]To add to [R44], the Democrats seem to have no opposition research or thought none was needed. Was his district thought to a safe seat? Very sloppy because some of his shenanigans could have been easily uncovered.

No, as I recall, his opponent did have a bunch of stuff on him, but it somehow never got released.

by Anonymousreply 48November 18, 2023 1:25 PM

[quote]No, as I recall, his opponent did have a bunch of stuff on him, but it somehow never got released.

The New York Democratic operation is a disaster. How many seats flipped to R there in 2022??

by Anonymousreply 49November 18, 2023 1:28 PM

I'm trying to picture a newly svelte Santos (thanks to a well-regulated prison diet) paroled and living in a halfway house however many years from now and fulfilling the terms of his probation by enrolling in vocational training to learn a trade like plumbing or auto mechanics... Nah.

I could see him trying to use his old notoriety and newfound figure to turn Kitara into an act. He can pen an autobiography "My Life and Lessons Learned: From Copacabana to Corcoran" to shill when he takes his act on the road and the talk show circuit. But he'll be largely forgotten by then.

by Anonymousreply 50November 18, 2023 1:49 PM

R49

Hochul at the top of the ballot dragged down the Dem ticket outside NYC.

by Anonymousreply 51November 18, 2023 2:17 PM

R48, the Dem candidate tried to get media in the area to cover it but they all want to publish stories about the top line candidates and races.

by Anonymousreply 52November 18, 2023 3:07 PM

He didn't have enough money to buy local radio and TV ads to highlight it?

by Anonymousreply 53November 18, 2023 3:20 PM

He could become a professional OnlyFans reviewer.

by Anonymousreply 54November 18, 2023 3:28 PM

Santos's 2022 opponent did do oppo research and it did get into the local press, but they didn't uncover the whole sordid story and there were other factors obscuring the issues—the congressional election in NY that year was a mess for the Democrats. Hope they get their act together next time.

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by Anonymousreply 55November 18, 2023 4:12 PM

Bill Maher will have Kitara on Real Time to whine about how she's being persecuted and the national debt is 34 trillion.

by Anonymousreply 56November 18, 2023 4:15 PM

Mukbang porn

by Anonymousreply 57November 18, 2023 4:29 PM

He will write a memoir that outsells Barbra’s.

by Anonymousreply 58November 19, 2023 3:53 PM

He’ll get a book deal

He”ll be hired by some right-wing group as a commentator like Candace Owens

He’ll be appointed to the Trump administration

by Anonymousreply 59November 19, 2023 4:05 PM

Isn’t he going to be subject to substantial fees and jail time?

by Anonymousreply 60November 19, 2023 4:09 PM
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