What will George Santos do after leaving the House of Representatives?

Jail time

He'll have a Congressional pension, so fuck him

[quote] Folding sweaters at Banana Republic

Isn’t that pretty much the description of a Republican congressman?

[quote] He'll have a Congressional pension, so fuck him

I thought they only got that after serving two terms?

I mean, as one of the world's most celebrated pianists whose interpretation of the Goldberg Variations has been known to bring grown men to tears, I'm sure he'll. be fine.

He'll go back to doing cancer research.

She’ll get involved in some MLM scheme, or become the #1 sex toy party hostess in the country.

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He will blackmail his former co-workers.

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Will he have “an” Onlyfans?

Couch potato supported by his pharmacist husband.

I wonder what kind of potential sentencing he's facing.

On a serious.note, what do criminals like him do to support themselves once out of prison? Santos has no education and no practical skills.

Prison bitch.

He'll work for the Trump organization.

Tubby porn.

Dancing With the Stars.

Coming in 2025: Mother Kitara in Life's a Drag, only on We tv!

Detransition.

This:

Please welcome back to the Rikers Island Rec Room stage MISS KITARA RAVACHE!!

Maybe he can do whatever Aaron Schock does for a living…

They will have to drag him kicking and screaming out of there. I hope the cameras are ready; he's prone to tantrums and hissies.

Bitch is going to jail. Either that or what R15 said.

[quote] Maybe he can do whatever Aaron Schock does for a living…

Whoring?

Omg, R22 - I see Dynasty levels of histrionics, the likes of which we haven’t seen since… well… since Dynasty was on TV!

" Real Housewives of Sing Sing."

After serving out her jail sentence, she'll be Lake Ronkonkoma's hottest Walmart greeter!

People like him who only know how to lie and grift will continually end up incarcerated.

The good news is that to be entitled to ANY congressional pension, one must serve at least FIVE yrs; thus a one term Senator is entitled, but NOT a one term Congressman ( looking at you George, or whoever …)

As FactCheck.org notes, members of the House of Representatives - who are up for reelection every two years - would not be able to collect pensions of any amount if they only served one term. U.S. senators, on the other hand, serve six-year terms and would be able to collect pensions after one full term. But the pensions wouldn't equal their full salaries.

George Santos and Madison Cawthorn will move to a cabin in the hills of North Carolina and raise goats.

Lane Bryant catalog cover model Kitara!

Get his dick rated by female only fans”models”?

About 4-6 Aryan Brotherhood inmates a night.

Is this a good time to bring up his karaokes again?

R35, I should have put “Release a single” in the poll. That’s a really good one.

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[quote] Royal cunt

Hey. That’s my job!

Cure cancer.

Walk on Mars.

Figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.

Folding burritos at Chipotle

He'll become a controversial author and release his first book, a Scratch-N-Sniff volume, called, "George Scent Hole".

EAT

In jail and/or dead. He’s a career criminal, and one day he’ll piss off the wrong person that will off him.

The question lingers: how did he make it this far?

Republicans seem to have no vetting process to speak of. Or is it that they are so desperate for minority politicians that people like him and confirmed bachelor Tim Scott are just waved on in?

[quote]Republicans seem to have no vetting process to speak of. Or is it that they are so desperate for minority politicians that people like him and confirmed bachelor Tim Scott are just waved on in?

Neither. They certainly weren't looking for a minority candidate when they overlooked T-Rump's long and tawdry history of bending the rules to shore up his pathetic finances. To the modern Republican party con-artistry and fraud are praiseworthy.

To add to r44, the Democrats seem to have no opposition research or thought none was needed. Was his district thought to a safe seat? Very sloppy because some of his shenanigans could have been easily uncovered.

Well I certainly hope he'll go to prison. If that doesn't happen I'm hoping he'll go on the lam and leave the country, never to be seen or heard from again.

[quote]To add to [R44], the Democrats seem to have no opposition research or thought none was needed. Was his district thought to a safe seat? Very sloppy because some of his shenanigans could have been easily uncovered.

No, as I recall, his opponent did have a bunch of stuff on him, but it somehow never got released.

[quote]No, as I recall, his opponent did have a bunch of stuff on him, but it somehow never got released.

The New York Democratic operation is a disaster. How many seats flipped to R there in 2022??

I'm trying to picture a newly svelte Santos (thanks to a well-regulated prison diet) paroled and living in a halfway house however many years from now and fulfilling the terms of his probation by enrolling in vocational training to learn a trade like plumbing or auto mechanics... Nah.

I could see him trying to use his old notoriety and newfound figure to turn Kitara into an act. He can pen an autobiography "My Life and Lessons Learned: From Copacabana to Corcoran" to shill when he takes his act on the road and the talk show circuit. But he'll be largely forgotten by then.

R49

Hochul at the top of the ballot dragged down the Dem ticket outside NYC.

R48, the Dem candidate tried to get media in the area to cover it but they all want to publish stories about the top line candidates and races.

He didn't have enough money to buy local radio and TV ads to highlight it?

He could become a professional OnlyFans reviewer.

Santos's 2022 opponent did do oppo research and it did get into the local press, but they didn't uncover the whole sordid story and there were other factors obscuring the issues—the congressional election in NY that year was a mess for the Democrats. Hope they get their act together next time.

Bill Maher will have Kitara on Real Time to whine about how she's being persecuted and the national debt is 34 trillion.

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He will write a memoir that outsells Barbra’s.

He’ll get a book deal

He”ll be hired by some right-wing group as a commentator like Candace Owens

He’ll be appointed to the Trump administration

Isn’t he going to be subject to substantial fees and jail time?