“Saltburn”- I’ve already watched it 3 times! PS video of the opening scene posted

Another clip I recorded for you guys! Sorry, I was seated close so I couldn’t get the full screen.

I just love this film and Jacob!

Where/how are you watching it?

I disagree, OP, in that I think it’s very much a showcase for Barry Keoghan, though I liked Jacob Elordi in it too.

Yes, Elordi is tall and handsome and perfectly cast as the wealthy Golden Boy. His body is very nice but too lanky for my taste.

I found Keoghan’s appealing homeliness more to my taste and I preferred his curvy, compact little body, which I found quite sexy. And I loved his bravura extended nude scene. He has a very pretty cock, pleasingly fat even when flaccid.

“Saltburn” may not be up to much ultimately, but it manages to stay interesting and entertaining with a mood of menace and malevolence. As a black comedy about hatred of the rich, entitled and stupid, it’s amusing. And I’d say it was a cross between “The Servant” and “The Talented Mr. Ripley.” Decent size crowd at a late afternoon showing in NYC. Recommended.

OP- i am excited for a few films- This one!, Thanksgiving, Anatomy of a Fall(this one especially), and Poor Things-

R3 who the fuck is speaking about their looks? OP stated not a single thing about their looks and that’s all you talk about.

Elordi is 6’5. It’s easy to be lanky when you’re than tall.

That* tall.

R4 not OP but I keep saying I’m going to see Anatomy of a Fall and keep putting it off. I wanna see the others mentioned though, minus Saltburn, which I watched last week at an early screening and then again Tuesday with my sisters at another early screening. I liked it a lot more than I thought I would and enjoyed it even more the second time for some reason, but also noticed its flaws even louder at the same time (Keoghan playing the part with this evil undertone really is the films biggest downfall because it takes away from the big reveal).

R3 I don’t recall comparing their looks. I am speaking of their performances and the film. Elordi’s looks were needed for this role, however. You can’t cast someone who looks like Keoghan as the object of everyone’s affection. That is for someone like Elordi or our Paul.

I also loved those very brief, gentle moments where Oliver would sit there fantasizing about Felix. I actually wish those brief moments were featured more often. Again, sorry, I was seated close! If I watch it again I will try to sit further back to get better shots

Where did you see it OP?

I made a thread on this movie last week, and agree about Elordi. He radiates off the screen in this movie. I am not shocked at all that he’s getting so much attention right now, with the combo of this and Priscilla, where he gives two completely opposite performances and does well with both. Rosamund Pike is a treasure and she rang true as the matriarch of a very rich aristocratic family. And I think Barry was good but uneven and played the character too dark and venomous from the start. Maybe that’s what the director wanted but it makes no sense when there is a big reveal because you already know he’s behind everything by the time it’s shown.

Many of the critics criticizing it a lot are mostly harsh of the films final 20-40 minutes. Basically, once Felix is no longer around the film becomes over the top, predictable and slows down. The movie is better while Elordi is in it. He added so much charm to every scene.

The scene where they officially meet. Of course he knows who Felix is and is more than happy to help him. We see how this moment came to be at the end of the movie.

Felix confronting Oliver about hooking up with his sister. In reality he did, he initiated it and now he’s lying.

I want to see it it’s just a question of whether I can drag myself to the theatre. I can’t remember the last time I’ve watched a movie in one.

Three times?

Give it a rest OP.

R15 upset they can afford to go 3 times while you can’t even once?

I would hate to have to rely on the OP's directions to get anywhere.

R16 he’s a plant for a reductive movie, not skiing in Klosters.

Good grief.

OP only started this thread to shit all over Barry's performance, thinking this somehow elevates his/her dear Paul.

I will be watching this tonight! I had no intention of going to watch it tonight but my partner wants to, and I liked the Elordi kid in Priscilla so I’m willing to give it a go. I think he is why my partner is even interested in this, aside from the aristocracy. He seems fascinated by white Brits from old money.

OP I admire your enthusiasm.

R21 Do you always do what your partner wants?

R21 maybe he wants to see Barry's cock?

R23, You should see his dick.

R25 why are you posting as someone else? You aren’t r21. That shits weird.

R23 a good partner will accompany his significant other to something like a movie if the partner wants him to. Your attitude is probably why young people struggle with relationships more than any previous generation.

Also, I want to watch it myself. I just didn’t expect to go tonight.

R24 we are elder men. We aren’t sitting around desperate to see some actors cock. We’ve seen MANY in our lifetime. Not to mention my partner has already called the lead a minger. He is British.

R26 correct. That was not me. Strange behavior from that person.

R3 reminded me: I must watch that Bogarde movie.

R27 because he’s a slow fucking loser who has no job, no education, nothing. He sits on Datalounge, LPSG, Reddit and a few others 24/7 posting while he lives off his family. He’s a low life.

PaulMescallover uses chloroform on people that PaulMescallover doesn’t like and stealth to sneak into my house while I’m asleep to experiment on me. PaulMescallover also planted cameras to watch my every move and hire people to follow and keep a close watch on me wherever I go. PaulMescallover also plants devices in my ear and under the skin and some may even be directly on my brain. PaulMescallover shot it into my skull from a distance to keep it covert. They are small enough to where you only hear a pop and feel a small sting while you’re asleep. PaulMescallover communicates to me through the devices PaulMescallover planted in me and because no one really understands it or are afraid of it, PaulMescallover diagnosed this targeted individual with schizophrenia and gives false checkups and xrays to hide it. It’s all to make me look and sound unbelievable if I do come out about it. I was used as a puppet. A rag doll that is unable to prevent or defend against these people. PaulMescallover is a criminagl that can cover up anything PaulMescallover wants covered up for the sake of national security. PaulMescallover’s shown me enough to know what these people are capable of doing to innocent people. Targets are picked based on knowledge and the side you pick. Pick their side, PaulMescallover’ll still experiment on you, only PaulMescallover’ll show you pornography whenever you feel too lonely. Pick your own side, PaulMescallover torture your mind and pick apart every relationship you’ve ever held close to your heart. PaulMescallover’ll rape, call me every thing in the book and crush my dignity so I will never be able to trust another man. PaulMescallover throws in campaigns with teenagers and people my age and display me on camera and make “voyeurism” acceptable with people in targeted cities. PaulMescallover accepts it because PaulMescallover threw a rad party and were nice enough hosts. PaulMescallover let very specific people with a say in society know to never let me leave or find help. Everyone is paid and/or threatened/killed to never come out with information. PaulMescallover use microwave weapons as a way to torture me even more. I’m sure PaulMescallover drugged me plenty of times so my credibility is ruined. I personally would never touch a drug except marijuana What PaulMescallover did was try to provoke me to hit her or hounded over and over again on what I needed to do. I walked toward the phones and PaulMescallover unplugged them later PaulMescallover grabbed my phone. I didn’t want to leave her with my mother there so I stayed. Finally PaulMescallover got somewhat violent so I went to the bathroom. My mother later said PaulMescallover slapped her. I told her if PaulMescallover gave me my phone I would get out of the bathroom. PaulMescallover did but I called my other sister instead who called the police. The cop was very nice and gave my mother condolences (my father had just died) ny sister tried to say I hit her and claimed to have marks. The cops didn’t believe her ( they have had many run ins with her before). PaulMescallover finally left after almost a whole night of terror.to this day if I talk about this incident to my brothers they say ‘PaulMescallover’s just a girl’. I have been deeply lonely lately so I thought I would reach out to her but PaulMescallover doesn’t return my phone calls. PaulMescallover is notorious for that.

Does Jacob show his cock too?

R31 grow up.

OP what PR firm do you work for? Asking for a friend.

R32 R33 mhmm

R32 go and piss on yourself you miserable old moraliser. If I want to talk cock I will

Apparently Barry doesn't get his willy out til then ending

Felix’s (Jacob Elordi) final scene (outside of brief fast flashbacks). I was so sad after this. He was just wonderful and lovely throughout this film. Fuck that loser Oliver aka Barry Keoghan. An absolute minger! Elordi is absolutely angelic.

Well r36. That’s when the script called for it. Do you know how a film is made??? And after he inherits Saltburn he dances around the house naked. That’s the final scene.

R37 what did Barry give him? A horny blowjob?

R38.

Way to spoil it R38. SPOILER why don't you just tell them he also shags a grave?!

R41 him fucking Felix’s grave, eating out Venetia while she’s on her period and putting her menstrual blood on her, and him drinking Felix’s bath water with cum in it are all known by now. It’s all people spoke about since the film started screening.

R39 no. Felix is straight. Oliver can’t have him but he became whatever he felt Felix wanted.

R42

R42 does he steal Felix's undies or sweaty socks?

r42 Also the only scenes, along with the nudity, anyone wants to actually see

R44 not that we know of but his sister accuses him of wearing Felix’s underwear after she smells his aftershave on Oliver, after Felix is dead.

R45 you must live in a very small bubble to think people who want to watch this are watching to get a glimpse of Barry Keoghan’s dick. 💀

Schaltburn's juscht schuper!

R45 R46 mm

If Paul Mescal had been cast as Oliver he could have ended this film doing this dance, with his jiggly bits out!

R49 our dear Paul would have been a great choice unlike that minger.

Our dear Jacob being celebrated last night. All eyes and attention on him.

R50 Barry is an Oscar-nominated actor too you know. I imagine if your dear Paul had been cast he would have been the one lying over that sculpture, giving his horny hole up to Felix's thrusting member. He's a right dirty tart.

R51 your comment makes no sense. If Paul Mescal were cast he would be following the same script and screenplay as Keoghan. The performance would probably be very different though. I don’t think Mescal would have been a proper fit in 2023. Just 2/3 years ago he still had a baby face and would be great but he’s aged a lot in the face now. He wouldn’t look like a young college student.

Also, Mescal is too cute to ever be an outcast and bullied like Oliver is. Barry was cast perfectly.

[quote]“Saltburn”- I’ve already watched it 3 times!

So I don't have to?

Paul could have played Jacob's dad

I was the first casting choice to play the popular, rich, kind and gorgeous Felix but I turned it down!

Vogue definitely loved Keoghan’s performance

R56, thanks for that link. I love that interview.

OP where's the pirated streamable of Barry's willy dance?

R58 I didn’t record that so…

R59 why not? Were you too horny?

Is this one of those motion pictures about homosexuals?

R42, Frankly, it sounds like someone decided to use young and ambitious actors to put his own revolting porn thoughts on the big screen, to lend something vile a veneer of "serious film."

Barry and Jacob will rue the day.

R62 it was written and directed by a woman.

How does Oliver know Felix came in the bathtub?

I’ve been watching a lot of critics predictions in different categories and Elordi is on most of their long lists but he’s not on anyone’s short list (which is understandable during a year when there are so many damn performances in contention). I agree with what this guy says (he’s predicted every BSActor win correctly since 2016 minus one, the year Mark Rylance won). Elordi is worthy but it’s not likely because there are too many performances in contention for the Best Supporting Actor category this year. If he does somehow get in it will be for Priscilla BUT Saltburn is the better performance.

The full video, if anyone is interested.

OP, did your ovaries explode, AGAIN?

I like Barry Keoghan, but I think I’ll pass on this film.

R64 they share a bathroom. The bathroom is in between their bedrooms, with each of them having a door to it. He hears moans as Felix is bathing and peeks in and watches him jerk off. When Felix is done he goes in and drinks the bath water and licks the drain (the theater reacted with ewws and some gagged).

Later in the movie he hears Felix moaning again as he’s bathing and when he tries to open the door to peek in and watch the door is locked from the inside of the bathroom, locking him out. So one wonders if Felix figured out that Oliver was watching him that night or it just shows a shift in their relationship, with Felix growing more closed off toward Oliver.

Another short clip

This is the very first time Oliver hangs with Felix and his friends after letting Felix borrow his bike.

This may be the most effective promotion I’ve seen of this film. If I didn’t see anything else about this movie and just this 5 second clip, I would 100% be interested and intrigued to see it and find out more. Kudos to the promotion team.

Saltburn is a new fav of mine

Jesus, this film actually did bring the PR shills to DL. Can you not at least try to be subtle?

Darlings! Aren’t I just scathingly audacious?

R68 R71 R72 R73 I hate doing this too

Thanks R68!

R63, More's the pity. The tub and menstruation scenes show that perverted minds are genderless.

Can somebody wake me up when it goes to streaming?

Sunburn? I had a minor role in that but Farrah Fawcett was the star. Silly girl. I pulled her aside and told her lightning seldom strikes twice. Try to get back in good with Mr. Spellng.

The hot guy doesn't even show his ass when humping that girl in the maze

How many alternate accounts does PML have? That would get tiresome, switching back and forth.

R80 Elordi doesn’t do nudity post season 1 of Euphoria. He didn’t do nudity in season 2 at all.

He didn't show cock anyway so who cares?

R82 hm

Oh is Jacob a serious dramatic actor now who doesn't want to be seen as just a big round ass and swinging dick? Drop the pants Elordi!

Good morning gentlemen. Yesterday I stated that my partner wanted to go watch this and I would accompany him, and I did. I did not have time to sign on and give my own personal opinions, but i will now.

Personally, I enjoyed the film very much, up to the final 30 minutes or so, that is. The film is beautiful to look at, with beautiful cinematography, a beautiful setting and wonderful acting from its cast. I also enjoyed the script for the most part. My issue was the twist in what Oliver’s motive was in the end. When the film feels like a fatal attraction plot with young rich British people and has a sorta gay twist, it is amazing. After Felix is dead the film rushes and goes from bright, charming and engaging to dull and sloppy and rushed. I did not enjoy the final 20-30 minutes of this film, but liked everything prior to it very very much.

If Emerald kept the film as a young and very rich version Talented Mr. Ripley meets Cruel Intentions meets The Servant, it would be received much better than making Saltburn be the ultimate motive in the end.

However, even if you don’t enjoy the final moments of the film, it’s still worth a watch because it is still an entertaining film with some amazing things going for it.

The lead was terrific but I do agree he played up the villain arc pretty early on, so when Felix is found dead you aren’t thinking “who did this?” but instead you’re just waiting for everyone in the film to realize it’s him.

Rosamund Pike was a delight! She had me in stitches. I had no idea she had such sharp comedic timing! I laughed so much at her line about being a lesbian for a little while in her youth but everything was too wet for her, men are lovely and dry.

Jacob Elordi is a sight to be seen. I’ve only ever seen him in Priscilla prior to this but will keep an eye out for him. What a lovely young man. Very handsome, very talented, and he is the heart of the film. Once Felix is gone, the film suffers. I do know he is in Euphoria but have not watched it because it’s really not a show I think I would like, but maybe will give it a shot. Your eyes gravitate toward him in any scene he is in. He steals the leads shine without even trying, in my opinion, but none of them rival Ms. Pike.

I recommend giving it a watch. It appears to be a very divisive film, so it’s best to watch and make your own opinion on it. I’ve seen some people claim to dislike it greatly while other absolutely love it, and then there are those like myself who liked it mostly but not everything about it.

R85 you watch too much porn. Most actors don’t ever show dick.

R86 thanks for your review, glad you enjoyed it for the most part! What would you say about Barry's willy?

God. He’s just so perfect. Gorgeous, sensitive, intelligent, hard working, but not arrogant. An absolute angel!

R89 you'd be waxing lyrical about Barry too if he were more to your tastes, you superficial schlub. Has dear Paul fallen out of your fancy now he's started to look 40?

Barry is a minger who will never be a Hollywood leading man outside of creepy roles. Our dear Jacob is ideal looking and will always be cast. Our dear Paul is a treasure.

lol I love that Jacob Elordi has earned the coveted “our dear” moniker from PML. I guess he will be their new obsession

Looks just dreadful, honestly

R92 wa

R92 was exactly what I was thinking. Poor old Paul will soon be out in the cold now this idiot has found someone prettier to obsess over.

PML, did you ever watch Jacob’s Hot One’s episode? It’s one of the funnier ones. He’s an interesting guy

R96

So what does the cock look like?

MY OVARIES ARE RAGING! 🥵🥵🥵 GORGEOUS

He does look positively miserable here but gorgeous.

R99 he’s coked out there.

r90 Started?

R99. The boy is tripping on something. Look at the involuntary mouth movements.

Oh he’s definitely coked out there r102. The mouth movements, the looking down and not being able to stand still and the constant sniffling the nose.

This story isn't helping with the idea that the director just made this film to indulge her own fantasies

[quote]In capturing it, Fennell used 11 takes before she got the right take from Keoghan. “They were all very beautiful,” she said. “It’s quite a complicated and technical camera. A lot of the time, he was immensely patient because there was a lot of naked dancing. Take #7 was technically perfect. You could hear everyone’s overjoyed response, but I had to say ‘sorry’ because it was missing whatever it was that made Oliver that slightly human messiness. So, we had to do it a further four times.”

*isn't helping to combat the idea

Well it wasn’t an edited and pasted together scene r104. It was one long take that follows him. He had to get it right from start to finish.

Margot Robbie embraces our dear Jacob so much longer than that minger lead! Everyone wants to be around Jacob and not the fug. Jacob is the TRUE STAR of the film.

R99, Using lines from Austin Butler interviews, except somehow Jacob thinks "hours" of prep/research is supposed to impress. A kid in a high school play does more than that.

I combined all 6 short videos for each of the six characters into one. I kept that Barry person first since he is technically the lead. Just a warning. I know seeing him first can be a jump scare!

R88 I normally wouldn’t answer that question but it’s actually a good side for a soft penis.

Oh, as an eldergay who was in his 20s in the 70s into 80s, I can tell you that Mr. Elordi is definitely high on something at r99. Been there done that myself. I know it when I see it

He was pretty tedious in the GQ interview where he refuses to talk about his purse addiction and acts like people are being ridiculous for talking about it, which might be valid if it weren't for the fact it's such an obvious attention-seeking affectation.

He has began to take himself too seriously.

Paul Mescal enforced his restraining order, so PML has moved on to being JEL. Or PaulMescalOVER.

I like Jacob but he definitely is starting to feed into the hype surrounding him a bit. He’s very serious in most interviews now too

If OP has watched Saltburn three times, then will he have spotted Felix's doppleganger as the story is told about Percy Byssee Shelley's doppleganger?

Would have enjoyed this film more had it not been written and directed by Emerald Fennell, the definition of a nepo baby who has lived a life not too dissimilar to that of the Hooray Henrys depicted throughout the film.

Keoghan is the superior actor. Elordi is the male Jennifer Lawrence, he's hired for his looks, nothing more.

Keoghan's 'distinctive' looks might partly be down to foetal/drugs alcohol syndrome.

Whatever. He dumps all over the rest of the cast with his acting.

R117 it wouldn’t exist without Emerald because she wrote it. Dumbass.

R118 not at all. Lol

R119, "She wrote it". Indeed she did. Having watched The Talented Mr Ripley, Brideshead Revisited and ITV's Marple.

The opening scene is almost identikit to the closing scene of The Body in the Library. Zadok the Priest soundtrack to a monologue and montage of clips on same sex romance.

I’ve already asked several times with no response but those of you that have seen this already - where/how did you see it? I’m beginning to suspect these posted reviews are based on the trailer and random short clips on YouTube. Please tell us where you’ve seen the entire movie.

It's in cinemas in UK as of Friday last

R122 is your brain functioning ok? How would someone record whole scenes in a theater if they didn’t watch it?

It came out in the UK this past Friday and given a limited release in the states since last Thursday. It opens nationwide in the states on Thanksgiving

R122 it has been given a limited release to select cinemas in the states since last week. It officially opens on Thanksgiving though.

See? It’s showing at the Alamo in Brooklyn already but it won’t open in the Lower Manhattan location until Wednesday I think. It’s only showing at the Lincoln Square AMC right now but on Wed will be available and many of them.

It opens at BAM on Tuesday, so that may be the day it opens everywhere. If not, Wednesday will be the day.

Jacob had a hard-on as Barry rubbed his face in that maze.

No. FELIX was repulsed r127.

R124 R125 R126 R128 R120

R128 Felix was one mouthful of champagne away from telling Oliver to get downstairs and polish him off! He was a dirty tart

I went ahead and spoiled the movie for myself. I read an article on Vice’s website where two critics discussed whether the movie was overrated or not. The critic who loved the movie talked about enjoying the queasy/ick/unsettling moments in the film. I’m not really one to enjoy that kind of stuff so that’s why I decided to just read a recap/spoiler.

I think the queasy ick moments are to add a bit of life into a pretty lifeless story.

Emerald is from a wealthy family. Her “eat the rich” story is ironic.

It’s a lifeless story intentionally.

I personally liked the movie but didn’t like the “eat the rich” twist. It was far more interesting beforehand.

“Blood Run Cold” is just lovely off the score. You can hear the sadness. It’s haunting. I loved that scene and the film up to that point. W

“The Summer Burned On” is another lovely one. It’s actually too short, at 50 seconds. I wish it were longer.

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Enjoy your F/F, R137/R129

""I was a lesbian for a while, you know, but it was all a bit too wet for me in the end."

I am going to see our dear Jacob’s movie again later this week!!! Shaking and crying!!!

R138 thanks love X

I saw one reviewer say that Jacob Elordi is the male version of Elizabeth Debicki and I still don’t know what they meant by that.

OP imagine if it was your dear Jacob doing that salacious dance at the end, with his hairy didgeridoo and pert young ass moving in time to Sophie Ellis-Bexter! Your ovaries would be nothing but pulp now..

Opens today at a theater near you…!

Jacob is still horny for that hairy Irish pinga

R143 not OP but he wouldn’t do that scene.

R145 they’re joking. Not everything is literal

R142 R146 whatdyasay?

R144 opens nationwide today but it’s been in limited release at select theaters since the 17th and had early screenings prior to that. I saw it November 4th.

I saw it November 4th and then again on the 16th. I had to go into my purchase history to see the date.

What does the title mean?

R150 it's the name of the country estate. Don't know if it means anything deeper. SPOILER it could also be the burning Oliver feels in his todger when he shags the salty earth

R149 do you live near Bensonhurst?

No I live in Fort Greene r152

[quote]I saw one reviewer say that Jacob Elordi is the male version of Elizabeth Debicki and I still don’t know what they meant by that.

Australian, very tall, striking to look at and fairly limited in range?

I saw this in the UK this afternoon and enjoyed it although it wasn't wholly successful.

Rosamund Pike had the audience laughing a lot, especially the Pulp's Common People line, although her age wasn't right for it unless she was the step mother and not the mother? There were a few icks as well although I'm glad I had a minor spoiler about the bathwater scene as I didn't realise Oliver was meant to be supping semen.

The production got the mid 00s really right, both the decadence of the aristocracy (surely Richard E Grant would have been Lord and not Sir?) and the dull middle class aspiration of Oliver's parents in Prescott.

Rosamund Pike is 44. Her having two young adult children isn’t unbelievable as most old money types get married and have children young.

It’s also noted that Sir James is the one with the money (we don’t know if Elspeth comes from wealth also) and Saltburn is very old and from his families side. You learn of Sir James fortune when Felix is telling Oliver about Farleigh’s mother (his aunt) and how she moved to America at 19 and married a lunatic who spent her fortune and part of his fathers as well, before Sir James finally cut her off.

R156 - the movie is sent in 2006. Common People came out in 1995 and was written by Jarvis Cocker about his time as as a student. If Lady Elspeth is the mother of the 2 kids then she's too old to have been a contemporary of Jarvis Cocker. All the Brit Pop parties she went to would have been when her children were teenagers. Unless she isn't their biological mother of course.

And R157 - the fact that Richard E Grant was in control of the family affairs and the estate suggest he should have been a Lord (inherited title) rather than a Sir (appointed title)

R158 she didn’t say she was hanging out with him in 1995 though. The song playing is from the 80s and she says she used to hang out with them, and then says when Common People came out everyone thought the song was about her. That doesn’t mean she was still hanging out with him in 1995.

R159, for Lady Elspeth to have partied with all the Britpop bands as she stated, she would been doing so when her children were teenagers, in the early to mid 90s, when Britpop was a thing.

It didn't ruin the film for me - I laughed at the line along with everyone else (not sure Americans will fully understand it.

Yes I agree he should be a Lord instead of someone who did something noteworthy enough to be made a Sir.

R160 are you ok? The film takes place in 2006. Felix is graduating college in 2006. Felix is 21/22 in 2006. Her kids wouldn’t be teens in the 90s.

Britpop was a thing in Britain before the 90s….

The ONLY non-gaggable (if that's a word) description $of the two otherwise-disgusting body fluid scenes ("Tub and Tampon," as it were) I've read---and the reviewer used just the adjective without further analysis---is "vampiric."

Oliver as a vampire of another man's life.

Of course, once seen through this metaphoric lens the character, and hence the movie, becomes one big plagiarizing pile of Ripley.

[quote][R160] are you ok? The film takes place in 2006. Felix is graduating college in 2006. Felix is 21/22 in 2006. Her kids wouldn’t be teens in the 90s.

You're right, they would have been school age but not teenagers.

[quote]Britpop was a thing in Britain before the 90s….

No, it wasn't. It was a very specific era with a very specific genre of music. There were artists who were part of Britpop who released music prior to 91/92. e.g. The Lightning Seeds are often lumped in with Britpop because of the success of the Jollification album, and they had their first hit in 1989.

R165 britpop was a thing before the 90s

“Britpop” started in the late 80s but became popular in the early 90s.

Really R166 - which bands associated with Britpop were having hits in the 80s?

R168 LEARN TO READ. It started in the late 80s but became popular in the early 90s. Jesus. Not everything is an overnight sensation. Most things gain popularity with time.

Britpop was very specifically mid-90s or thereabouts. Of course we had music before and after but no this movement didn't start in the 80s

R170 you aren’t British. And it started in the 80s

R170, I think you'll find Johnny Hates Jazz, the Wee Papa Girl Rappers and Transvision Vamp were Britpop.

R171 you'd argue piss isn't wet. I am in fact a Brit and Britpop is in fact a mid-90s movement. You can even look it up. You really aren't worth arguing with.

R173 only you aren’t a Brit and aren’t posting from Britain. You’re in the states.

Really R175? Then I'll have a fucking awful journey to work tomorrow in London!

When will this be on Netflix?

Jesus you two, it doesn't matter when Britpop started. Cocker wrote the song about a woman he met in 1988

[quote]I'd met the girl from the song many years before, when I was at St Martin's College. I'd met her on a sculpture course, but at St Martin's you had a thing called Crossover Fortnight, where you had to do another discipline for a couple of weeks. I was studying film, and she might've been doing painting, but we both decided to do sculpture for two weeks. I don't know her name. It would've been around 1988, so it was already ancient history when I wrote about her

Holy shit this was FANTASTIC! Barry Koegan does NOT suffer the curse of the Irish. This movie does for filthy bathwater what Call Me By Your Name did for peaches.

Fucking LOVE it. Bret Easton Ellis meets Tom Ripley.

I’m a fan of it too but do with that taking over the families estate wasn’t the end goal but something that just fell into place.

R177 no time soon. When it hits streaming it will be on Prime because Amazon has distribution rights in the states. It’s Amazon MGM Studios

I’ve been looking forward to this since it played at the festivals and went to the first show today at my local theater Regal Lynbrook 13.

But I had to leave after 45 minutes because the presentation was terribly sub-par; the screen was about 25% darker than it should have been. Even the outside daylight scenes were dark and dreary, never mind the many interior and nighttime scenes.

I knew it was going to be dark when the trailers and pre-show were dark — that green MPA thing was moss green instead of closer to lime green. Ugh. The only other place near near me is an AMC and their projection is often too dark as well.

Why can’t theatrical presentations be at least as good as my tv?

R182 sounds like an issue with your theater. I did not have that issue.

R182 tell your theatre manager that if they don't get it sorted pronto you'll get your mate Barry down there to slap their incompetent faces with his Irish sizemeat. The manager will know what you mean.

I just saw it and absolutely loved it. Definitely a bit Talented Mr Ripley and Brideshead Revisited. I thought Rosamund Pike was genius and had that type down perfectly. Jacob Elordi is very good as well and Barry Koegan was amazing - by the end he transformed into a damn hottie which I wasn’t expecting. Very smart, lush, and compelling - definitely one of my favorite movies I’ve seen in a long time.

It also had hints of Donna Tartt's The Secret History.

I feel like r185 is just being ridiculous based on his posting history

R145. They’re likely both uncut, so I see some docking action in their future, if it hasn’t already happened.

R188 get a job.

Yeah R188 a couple of horny young tarts.

Just came back from seeing it.

Warning: Might be vaguely spoiler ish but not really:

I LOVED it until the final 10 minutes or so. It should've ended with the meet cute between Rosamund Pike and Oliver in the cafe. Or maybe during the horizontal cemetery mambo. I didn't like everything explicitly spelled out AT ALL.

Yeah Emerald should have at least shown him murder Rosamund in anger/to cover up and get the estate by happenstance. What did Oliver think he was going to do with Saltburn if he has no job? These places cost a fortune

Maybe he'll open it to the public and let them watch him dance like a dervish?

I also find it unbelievable that all that property could be the mother's to do what she wanted with.

I loved Elsbeth's oblique denial and subtle insinuation that Common People was about her

This movie was a period piece ;winky;

R190 you need to get help.

R192 he inherits the entire estate, meaning their fortune as well. Not just the mansion.

Why is it set in the 2000s?

Because a now older Oliver remembering that summer in 2023 wouldn’t make sense if it happened recently, not to mention this was set pre-social media and smart phones etc. it would be a very different dynamic set in modern day.

Also, based on the dialogue between Elspeth and Oliver toward the end of the film you learn it’s been years since she’s seen him, and she is shocked to see how grown up he is now and how his appearance has changed.

Fuck off to everyone saying Britpop was an 80s thing.

Britpop was firmly a 90s phenomena; Blur, Oasis, Suede, Pulp being the key bands.

Was the story about Shelley's ghost relevant to the ending?

Also this is the 200th post and no one has mentioned Poor Pamela

There are no rules in my movies. I’m not a regular aristocrat, I’m a cool aristocrat. Right, ALW?

[quote]Why is it set in the 2000s?

The story spans over a decade. They had to set it at some point.

I like her r201. She has a personality I like and feel I would get along with her. I also like that she was so set on Felix having his eyebrow pierced and the producers wouldn’t allow it because they felt it was an “abomination” that “destroyed the beauty of Jacob”, and eventually they made an agreement in the middle, where Felix wears an eyebrow piercing while at Oxford but doesn’t while at Saltburn.

I always thought it was pronounced Fen-ull, like Fennel. Not Fenn-elle like Chanelle.

Our dead Jacob’s presence in this film will only help it. Many young people will see it simply because he’s in it, unlike the ghastly lead.

We all want to see Jacob. Not Fuggo.

A gorgeous giant. His legs are longer than my entire body practically

This scene is right after Oliver meets the entire family for the first time, after moving in. He left his bags there and when he comes back they’re unpacked already (what happens when you are rich with maids and servants). Our dear Jacob is beautiful. Fuggo is fug. But Oliver does look like he’s ready to pounce on Felix, something I assume most DLers can relate to.

R208 you are such a bully. Do you think your dear Jacob or Paul would approve of you name-calling?

R209 oh please.

Omg our dear Jacob is so hot

Jacob's chin is just a tad too long for "hot." Also, he doesn't look like he's very bright, horn-rimmed glasses or not.

Jacob’s chin goes with his face which goes perfectly on his very long body. He’s beautiful.

Who cares if he is bright or not? He’s an actor, not a Doctor.

r102 Someone said that looked cocaine-ish

I've been really thinking about this movie the last couple of days, time for a re-watch.

And not out of any principle or anything but I never return to a theatre to see the same film again.

But it was SO good on so many levels

R200, re Shelley's ghost. When Felix's sister is at the breakfast table telling the story about dopplegangers, a Felix lookalike walks past the window at the same time. Ergo, this sets us up for the inevitable death of Felix.

RIP Felix. I just hated the ending of the movie.

The ending where he briefly gets the little paper marionettes to dance in the automaton machine thing was so obvious.

[quote][R200] re Shelley's ghost. When Felix's sister is at the breakfast table telling the story about dopplegangers, a Felix lookalike walks past the window at the same time. Ergo, this sets us up for the inevitable death of Felix.

I didn't notice that at all thank you.

Also Poor Poor Pamela

Does ODJ die pleasingly, acting-wise?

Olivia De-Javelin?

Seriously, my favorite movie from my favorite actor!

R222 Paul has been supplanted in your affections?!

Book Title: The Capricious Stalker

R221, ODJ = "Our Dear Jacob." Remember?

R211, I would like to hear Elordi exclaim, "BAFTA-winning Austin Butler---that sounds good!" Haha!

Jacob and Austin have been friends for a few years. Ironically Austin is now dating Jacob’s ex.

R222, so have you forgotten about Paul Mescal? Will you make a new account, now? “Seriously, my favorite movie from my favorite actor!” is something a thirteen year old girl would text to her best friend.

[quote]Will you make a new account, now?

Doesn't she already have enough?

Jacob and Paul both have great arses

This movie fucking sucked.

A Jacob double feature? Yes please.

My favorite actor!!!

R227 I love both Paul and Jacob.

This weird girl didn’t like the movie but she lists what she did like about the movie, and our dear Jacob is one of those things. She’s so right, he is just so magnetic in this film. Everyone is drawn to him in this movie. Endless buzz and praise for one of the best performances of the year!

Yeah, we already knew weird fraus like him

Everyone is liking him in this. Hence the buzz.

But it’s mostly teenage girls and young women who like him. Not weirdos. Hot girls tend to like him.

[quote]Not weirdos

But you like him

R235 I'm guessing lots of homely girls like him also

I think most girls and gays like him. Young gays seem to be obsessed with him too.

R231, For you---the penultimate photo (scroll):

Our dear Jacob’s Elvis is so much better!

Salon says our dear Jacob is the better Elvis

It’s a shame the movie came out during a year where the supporting category is stacked, because I don’t think he can get nominated in a year where you have so many big actors in the race, but he deserves the nomination for his charismatic but dark portrayal of Elvis.

Unstoppable!

I thought Jacob was easily the best part of Priscilla and would support him getting awards recognition, but I don’t get the need to tear down Austin Butler’s performance. They both served the visions of their specific movies well, although Austin is still my pick overall for his skillful recreation of concert performances alone.

Yet you all tore down Rami Malek for recreating concert performances and he was miles better than Butler. ☕️

I actually didn’t tear down Rami, but there’s no way he was better than Austin.

Only he was r246. His recreation of Live Aide was better than anything Butler did in his very short clips.

R247 Nope. Austin’s performance of Trouble alone 🔥

R248 nope. But nice try.

Did Oliver and Felix fuck?

There seemed to be a quick shot in the “how I did it” montage of the two of them in bed together. But Ollie’s obsessive behavior implied they had not.

Did they fuck?

R250 no. And that isn’t Ollie and Felix in bed, that’s Ollie and Farleigh

Oliver was obsessed with Felix in a serious way. You think he would just fuck Felix casually? His obsession would grow even worse.

As stated to you upthread Felix is straight.

I never criticized Rami. I think he was terrific, and I've watched "BR" several times, too.

I just think that Austin was as good.

A warning for all of the people going to see the movie for Jacob Elordi (I love how many young people are openly stating he’s why they wanna watch. A STAR).

Unlike that fuggo lead.

Another girl who went to see Saltburn for Jacob and left shocked and sickened

Why are we meant to care about vapid cunts on TikTok?

It’s a film that will only get people to go see it in the major cities. Like it’s been full in NYC and LA but throughout most of the rest of the country I’m almost certain the theaters are empty. I saw a video of a guy who went to see it a few nights ago and he lives in South Carolina and he said he was the only person in the theater. However, here in Brooklyn the theater was sold out.

Sad this is definitely not a film that will get most people to come see it, only few. But it will probably do very well on streaming.

It's so juvenile and pathetic to be so hostile about Barry and now Austin in order to try to elevate Jacob, or anyone else.

[quote] As stated to you upthread Felix is straight.

As stated to me?

Bullshit. Felix is bi.

Felix isn’t bi though. You saying that doesn’t change the film retard.

Felix def had his cock sucked many times at his all-male boarding school

R261 you should probably sign off of here and go get ready for what’s coming your way.

Calling people a “retard” does not validate your bullshit bi-erasure

This movie was enjoyable in parts, but was also very tryhard.

R260 is an abusive troll, R263. Blocking makes this thread a much better read.

Stating facts is “abuse” now. At least to the retard who commits crimes openly on here and hands easy proof of defamation for an easy legal case.

R266 I actually think some of your posts are quite interesting, I'm sorry if I've offended you X

Say what you will about Barry Keoghan but that dance at the end was hot as fuck. That ass! I would do him over everyone’s precious Jacob in a hot second.

[quote] Stating facts is “abuse” now.

You put the word “abuse” is quotes as if someone had actually used that word.

Which, of course, no one did. Which makes you a liar, as well as a troll.

R269 retard, see r265. Abusive = Abuse. To be abusive one has to abuse.

Looking at your ignoredar, I can see why he called you an “abusive troll”.

You and facts are not well acquainted

To the psycho who made a Saltburn flopped thread. It’s not a film that will ever be successful to a mainstream audience. It was never expected to make a lot of money. Promising Young Woman made $6.4 million in its entire domestic run. This is expected to do similar. It’s already made half of that. Loser.

You know nothing about films.

You are all over this thread. You could have just posted that here. Retard.

The “It’s a flop” psycho knows nothing about film, is fat, eats its own boogers and smells its own farts, and lives in a shared apartment with three women who loathe him.

The good thing is Emerald films aren’t made with big budgets

That freak psycho with no job has been posting over and over in the weird duplicate thread he made. He is over 80 of the comments and it hasn’t even hit 100 replies total yet. We just sat here and counted. Fucking nuts. We had to send the link to Muriel.

The best outcome for this movie is to end up a 'cult classic' with a dedicated fan base that will ensure a mild relevancy years after it flops out of theaters. Jacob is showing some promise but he still has a long way to go. I'm not totally convinced he's leading man material even with the rabid fangirls on Datalounge.

^ Insure a mild relevancy

It isn’t flopping. Technically almost everything has been flopping recently. The fact no one here has stopped to realize that fact is strange. People aren’t going to the theaters the way they used to, for numerous reasons. Very few movies are making profits these days.

The movie was never meant to be a big blockbuster. It’s a small indie flick that is strange. Amazon only released it to theaters because that’s the only way it’s eligible for Oscars.

Look at this cup I HAD to buy!

R278, That's a shame.

R280 Barbie and Oppenheimer came out this year. Elvis last year. Maverick 2021.

Naming 4 BIG BUDGET STUDIO FILMS released in 3 different years to compare to an indie film in 2023 isn’t really making a point. If anything, it confirmed my point.

Google Jacob and Tommy Dorfman…the boy ain’t str8.

Even the Str8s at CDAN don’t think so.

Also, tall+skinny=big dick.

R282 the shit you come up with. Not to mention you’re the poster who always attacked BlindItems. Why are you on CDAN?

You can be friends with a gay and not be gay. It’s 2023. Grow up b

R283. Those pics give way more than friends, sis.

P.S. Since you’re in the PR industry, I’d like some advice regarding the identity of other PR shills.

R278, the strange thing is that this little indie is playing at multiplexes across the country.

R285 that doesn’t change that it’s an indie flick that was made for cheap. They were given a wide release because Emerald and Amazon overestimated the interest and thought this would bring in tons of money due to all the media attention the controversial scenes are getting since premiering at Telluride. And I do think there is a lot of interest, just not to see it in theaters. People are probably waiting for it to hit streaming in a month or so. Studios have shot themselves in the foot with streaming.

This reviewer feels the ending ruined an otherwise good movie.

R278, r281, You declared that "people aren't going to the theaters the way they used to." When was this---last week?

Because "Elvis" and "Top Gun: Maverick" were explicitly cited as bringing audiences back, post-Covid. .

Whatever. I wasn't talking budget.

R288 “ People aren’t going to the theaters the way they used to, for numerous reasons. Very few movies are making profits these days.”

You conveniently omitted what I said after that. Maverick (2021) and Elvis (2022) would fall in the very few movies category. An article stating that doesn’t make it true. Way more movies lost profit that gained in 2023. We are in 2023. Stop mentioning 2021 and 2022.

R287 I agree with that person about Farleigh. It’s messed up how the movie treats the only POC (and American) character in the movie as a villain the entire movie when in reality Farleigh was the only one in that family who wasn’t manipulated and gaslighted by Oliver and knew something was off from day 1.

Saw it today and really enjoyed it. Jacob is beautiful, Rosamund and Richard E. were stellar, and Barry was very good and I enjoyed seeing him swing around his big cock.

The aristocrat TV presenter Kirstie Allsop (Location Location Location IS NOT A FAN

[quote]Wasted 2 hrs watching Saltburn. It’s not clever, funny or original. It was very uncomfortable to watch with two 17 years olds & I left the cinema feeling utterly miserable. I haven’t loathed a film more since The Cook, the thief, his wife & her lover and that’s not a compliment.

[quote]You see I wonder how anyone can enjoy two such cruel films, it’s just hours of people being unkind.

[quote]I don’t do well with cruel movies, I need someone to empathise with or admire or learn from. Some of Rosamund Pike’s lines were good but her character didn’t provide enough to give the film a warm heart.