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This guy is hot? Matt Rife

The NY Times' "comedy critic" must be straight because he's written an entire article about handsome comedians and how Matt Rife is one of them, and I'm thinking, uh, no. (It's a gift link.)

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by Anonymousreply 27November 18, 2023 1:15 PM

Meh. Pasta without salt. Bland bland bland.

by Anonymousreply 1November 16, 2023 5:18 PM

I can relate, my beauty is my curse.

by Anonymousreply 2November 16, 2023 5:51 PM

Hot in the context of comics. Does he talk about anything else?

by Anonymousreply 3November 16, 2023 5:55 PM

"them, and I'm thinking, uh, no."

You should be a writer, OP. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 4November 16, 2023 6:03 PM

He has tight body but his face is somewhat plain and feminine.

I watched one of his comedy specials and a lot of his material was centered around his looks, like how people were often staggered by how exceptionally handsome he is. It felt a little too much like he believed it for it to be just a bit.

There have been other attractive comedians before, I don't understand how this is supposed to be his angle or how it makes him unique.

by Anonymousreply 5November 16, 2023 6:13 PM

She's a very handsome lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 6November 16, 2023 6:28 PM


by Anonymousreply 7November 16, 2023 6:52 PM

seen him on TikTok, he's hot

by Anonymousreply 8November 16, 2023 6:58 PM

Not handsome but hot body.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 16, 2023 6:59 PM

He has a great body but he is NOT funny.

by Anonymousreply 10November 16, 2023 7:04 PM

Hot body, dopey face. He isn't handsome.

by Anonymousreply 11November 16, 2023 7:09 PM

Hot body, BJ lips.

by Anonymousreply 12November 16, 2023 7:13 PM

Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy

by Anonymousreply 13November 16, 2023 7:17 PM

[quote]Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy

Sez who?

by Anonymousreply 14November 16, 2023 7:19 PM

Incredible body. I find his face very handsome much of the time (chiseled jaw and cheekbones and pretty eyes) but from some angles his face looks femme. He isn’t funny at all though.

by Anonymousreply 15November 16, 2023 7:47 PM

Someone is trying hard to make this guy happen. He’s good at crowd work but to call him a comedian is generous. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him tell an actual joke

by Anonymousreply 16November 16, 2023 8:01 PM

his face looks like a puppet or doll... not in a good way

every now and then he has a very funny line... but as a whole he's not funny

and has that desperate ego-driven hunger for approval of so many comedians... only it's not interesting if the comic isn't funny or looks like a marionette

by Anonymousreply 17November 16, 2023 8:08 PM

These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.

by Anonymousreply 18November 16, 2023 8:10 PM

The writer describes Colin Jost as "stunning."

Does the NYT no longer provide optometric insurance?

by Anonymousreply 19November 16, 2023 8:32 PM

Compared to…Anthony Jeselnik?

by Anonymousreply 20November 16, 2023 8:34 PM

[quote]These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.

No more jokes about how much you hate your wife, amirite?????

by Anonymousreply 21November 16, 2023 8:36 PM

If I saw Jeselnik in a bar, I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes off him. The rest in this article? Meh.

I also find Gary Gulman's handsome-goofy looks attractive.

by Anonymousreply 22November 16, 2023 8:40 PM

Please, not another thread about this narcissistic, unfunny douche nozzle.

by Anonymousreply 23November 16, 2023 8:40 PM

There's nothing that could be much of a turn off for me than a comedian doing stand ups talking about himself and his looks.

I rather fuck Daniel Tosh.

by Anonymousreply 24November 16, 2023 8:41 PM

It's very obvious he had several plastic surgeries. Cheekbones, jaw, chin are the most obvious. The video below shows him from 10 years ago before he had any shit done.

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by Anonymousreply 25November 16, 2023 9:29 PM

He was cuter before all the grotesque work he's had done.

But one thing all the surgeries still couldn't do was make him funny.

by Anonymousreply 26November 16, 2023 10:05 PM

He still has a shmoo chin.

by Anonymousreply 27November 18, 2023 1:15 PM
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