This guy is hot? Matt Rife

Meh. Pasta without salt. Bland bland bland.

I can relate, my beauty is my curse.

Hot in the context of comics. Does he talk about anything else?

"them, and I'm thinking, uh, no."

You should be a writer, OP. Yikes.

He has tight body but his face is somewhat plain and feminine.

I watched one of his comedy specials and a lot of his material was centered around his looks, like how people were often staggered by how exceptionally handsome he is. It felt a little too much like he believed it for it to be just a bit.

There have been other attractive comedians before, I don't understand how this is supposed to be his angle or how it makes him unique.

She's a very handsome lesbian.

Butterface.

seen him on TikTok, he's hot

Not handsome but hot body.

He has a great body but he is NOT funny.

Hot body, dopey face. He isn't handsome.

Hot body, BJ lips.

Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy

[quote]Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy

Sez who?

Incredible body. I find his face very handsome much of the time (chiseled jaw and cheekbones and pretty eyes) but from some angles his face looks femme. He isn’t funny at all though.

Someone is trying hard to make this guy happen. He’s good at crowd work but to call him a comedian is generous. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him tell an actual joke

his face looks like a puppet or doll... not in a good way

every now and then he has a very funny line... but as a whole he's not funny

and has that desperate ego-driven hunger for approval of so many comedians... only it's not interesting if the comic isn't funny or looks like a marionette

These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.

The writer describes Colin Jost as "stunning."

Does the NYT no longer provide optometric insurance?

Compared to…Anthony Jeselnik?

[quote]These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.

No more jokes about how much you hate your wife, amirite?????

If I saw Jeselnik in a bar, I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes off him. The rest in this article? Meh.

I also find Gary Gulman's handsome-goofy looks attractive.

Please, not another thread about this narcissistic, unfunny douche nozzle.

There's nothing that could be much of a turn off for me than a comedian doing stand ups talking about himself and his looks.

I rather fuck Daniel Tosh.

It's very obvious he had several plastic surgeries. Cheekbones, jaw, chin are the most obvious. The video below shows him from 10 years ago before he had any shit done.

He was cuter before all the grotesque work he's had done.

But one thing all the surgeries still couldn't do was make him funny.

He still has a shmoo chin.

I’m surprised that no one’s accused him of being gay on DL…

Spoke too soon…an old AGC BLIND said that he has a Grindr account…

Phil Hanley is not just one of the funniest comedians around, he used to be a model when he was young and he's still hot.

Unlike Mr. Plastic Surgery above, he spends his time working on his act, rather than self-promotion.

cancelled for being a lothario and lying about jaw surgery. talentless hack who just repeats twitter jokes quickly and does lazy crowd work in a wigger accent. he absolutely sucks.

I look at him and I think he’d make a great talk show host. His crowdworking skills are pretty good. But his jokes are wildly uneven.

And he should kill the blaccent. It’s worse than Justin Timberlake’s.

Someone is sure trying to make this guy happen with the gays. This has to be the tenth thread on a barely humorous, overly modified guy here at the DL.

It’s not just here. I was just listening to a podcast about the business of Hollywood and they expressed shock that this guy got a Netflix special and has been so ubiquitous.

His recent Netflix comedy special has put him back in the spotlight, mainly because of his joke about the woman he saw with a black eye. YouTube has dozens of people commenting on his faux pas. He’s been trying to appeal to males, and his jokes about domestic abuse was seen both as pandering to the male audience and a diss to the audience that made him the success he is - women.

I think he’s actually kind of funny. It’s whatever. He seems no more or less talented than the bazillion other stand up comics all over social media and cable.

The whole controversy seems like busy PR work from a press team just following the numbers and seeing where the brainless yapping sheep on social media lead them too. Trust me, they’re all laughing their way to the bank.

😑 meh

His face work is pretty obvious.

If I spent all that money and only stepped up to "average", I'd be pissed off.