This guy is hot? Matt Rife

Meh. Pasta without salt. Bland bland bland.

I can relate, my beauty is my curse.

Hot in the context of comics. Does he talk about anything else?

"them, and I'm thinking, uh, no."

You should be a writer, OP. Yikes.

He has tight body but his face is somewhat plain and feminine.

I watched one of his comedy specials and a lot of his material was centered around his looks, like how people were often staggered by how exceptionally handsome he is. It felt a little too much like he believed it for it to be just a bit.

There have been other attractive comedians before, I don't understand how this is supposed to be his angle or how it makes him unique.

She's a very handsome lesbian.

Butterface.

seen him on TikTok, he's hot

Not handsome but hot body.

He has a great body but he is NOT funny.

Hot body, dopey face. He isn't handsome.

Hot body, BJ lips.

Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy

[quote]Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy

Sez who?

Incredible body. I find his face very handsome much of the time (chiseled jaw and cheekbones and pretty eyes) but from some angles his face looks femme. He isn’t funny at all though.

Someone is trying hard to make this guy happen. He’s good at crowd work but to call him a comedian is generous. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him tell an actual joke

his face looks like a puppet or doll... not in a good way

every now and then he has a very funny line... but as a whole he's not funny

and has that desperate ego-driven hunger for approval of so many comedians... only it's not interesting if the comic isn't funny or looks like a marionette

These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.

The writer describes Colin Jost as "stunning."

Does the NYT no longer provide optometric insurance?

Compared to…Anthony Jeselnik?

[quote]These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.

No more jokes about how much you hate your wife, amirite?????

If I saw Jeselnik in a bar, I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes off him. The rest in this article? Meh.

I also find Gary Gulman's handsome-goofy looks attractive.

Please, not another thread about this narcissistic, unfunny douche nozzle.

There's nothing that could be much of a turn off for me than a comedian doing stand ups talking about himself and his looks.

I rather fuck Daniel Tosh.

It's very obvious he had several plastic surgeries. Cheekbones, jaw, chin are the most obvious. The video below shows him from 10 years ago before he had any shit done.

He was cuter before all the grotesque work he's had done.

But one thing all the surgeries still couldn't do was make him funny.

He still has a shmoo chin.