The NY Times' "comedy critic" must be straight because he's written an entire article about handsome comedians and how Matt Rife is one of them, and I'm thinking, uh, no. (It's a gift link.)
Meh. Pasta without salt. Bland bland bland.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 16, 2023 5:18 PM |
I can relate, my beauty is my curse.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 16, 2023 5:51 PM |
Hot in the context of comics. Does he talk about anything else?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 16, 2023 5:55 PM |
"them, and I'm thinking, uh, no."
You should be a writer, OP. Yikes.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 16, 2023 6:03 PM |
He has tight body but his face is somewhat plain and feminine.
I watched one of his comedy specials and a lot of his material was centered around his looks, like how people were often staggered by how exceptionally handsome he is. It felt a little too much like he believed it for it to be just a bit.
There have been other attractive comedians before, I don't understand how this is supposed to be his angle or how it makes him unique.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 16, 2023 6:13 PM |
She's a very handsome lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 16, 2023 6:28 PM |
Butterface.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 16, 2023 6:52 PM |
seen him on TikTok, he's hot
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 16, 2023 6:58 PM |
He has a great body but he is NOT funny.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 16, 2023 7:04 PM |
Hot body, dopey face. He isn't handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 16, 2023 7:09 PM |
Hot body, BJ lips.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 16, 2023 7:13 PM |
Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 16, 2023 7:17 PM |
[quote]Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy
Sez who?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 16, 2023 7:19 PM |
Incredible body. I find his face very handsome much of the time (chiseled jaw and cheekbones and pretty eyes) but from some angles his face looks femme. He isn’t funny at all though.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 16, 2023 7:47 PM |
Someone is trying hard to make this guy happen. He’s good at crowd work but to call him a comedian is generous. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him tell an actual joke
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 16, 2023 8:01 PM |
his face looks like a puppet or doll... not in a good way
every now and then he has a very funny line... but as a whole he's not funny
and has that desperate ego-driven hunger for approval of so many comedians... only it's not interesting if the comic isn't funny or looks like a marionette
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 16, 2023 8:08 PM |
These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 16, 2023 8:10 PM |
The writer describes Colin Jost as "stunning."
Does the NYT no longer provide optometric insurance?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 16, 2023 8:32 PM |
Compared to…Anthony Jeselnik?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 16, 2023 8:34 PM |
[quote]These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.
No more jokes about how much you hate your wife, amirite?????
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 16, 2023 8:36 PM |
If I saw Jeselnik in a bar, I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes off him. The rest in this article? Meh.
I also find Gary Gulman's handsome-goofy looks attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 16, 2023 8:40 PM |
Please, not another thread about this narcissistic, unfunny douche nozzle.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 16, 2023 8:40 PM |
There's nothing that could be much of a turn off for me than a comedian doing stand ups talking about himself and his looks.
I rather fuck Daniel Tosh.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 16, 2023 8:41 PM |
It's very obvious he had several plastic surgeries. Cheekbones, jaw, chin are the most obvious. The video below shows him from 10 years ago before he had any shit done.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 16, 2023 9:29 PM |
He was cuter before all the grotesque work he's had done.
But one thing all the surgeries still couldn't do was make him funny.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 16, 2023 10:05 PM |
He still has a shmoo chin.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 18, 2023 1:15 PM |