Madonna reveals she suffered lung and kidney failure during health crisis with 40% chance she would die

[quote]'I was infected with some bacteria that nobody knows about. And there is a 40% mortality rate,'

Her body is the perfect environment for the birth of new bacterial strains.

David and the other kids are undoubtedly blessings for her.

Egads, is that the string lift that she has?

So, did she die? From the pic, I can't really tell.

Didn’t Mary Lou Retton also nearly die from a mystery bacteria? Should we be panicking right now?

Covid

If she had died, we would all have vanished in a puff of smoke

[quote]'I was infected with some bacteria that nobody knows about.

Riiiiiight. Color me skeptical.

R7 like the Rapture?

Organ/system failure is common in ICU setting of severe trauma and sepsis. The huge inflammatory response is the culprit. The interventions compensate- and with timely intervention and good medical history usually survive and of course organ failure turns around. She was clearly very sick- probably sepsis.

She’s patient zero?

“This bacteria is awful. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it! Many smart people are trying to find a cure!”

As much hate as Madge gets here and elsewhere, when she dies, it will be the single biggest worldwide event since Diana.

You're the reason Bwah-ha-ha-ha was invented, r13.

I will be bereft when she finally passes, just as I was with Michael Jackson and Prince. I've had complicated feelings about all of them, but I'll deal with those feelings on my own time. In the meantime, I'm grateful that she's able to get out and tour.

💊sssssss or injection with fix a flat or both.

Oh, I stopped caring about Madge a long time ago.

But, look at the wailing going on about Matthew Perry. It'll be 100x worse when Madge goes.

People have a bizarre affinity to the singers of "the soundtrack from their youth."

Crash diets will make your hair fall out, too.

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Madonna only ever tells the truth.

Is the old gal still touring?

Bless her.

This again? How many times will she milk this cow.

I grant that she has been looking much better in her concert tour photos. But she has just posted photos in her Paris hotel room with the usual shenanigans of filters and ridiculous mouths and poses, so i fear it won’t last.

The Pippi Longstocking pigtails on a senior citizen. Oof.

Sure, Madge.

If “nobody knows about” the mysterious bacteria that infected her, how did they know it had a 40% mortality rate?

[quote] I was infected with some bacteria that nobody knows about

Another health misinformation campaign.

We know about bacteria, hon, even if it’s something you know nothing about.

(It was probably E. coli)

Back when news ofthe hospitalization broke, we suspected that it was either drugs or her butt implants had become infected. Looks like it was the latter, at least. The drugs weakened her immune system.

Of course she had to have the most special, unique bacteria illness. Snort!

Yeah sure jan, did that bacterial have a name that sounded like , fen un all, or coke cane ?

[quote]If “nobody knows about” the mysterious bacteria that infected her, how did they know it had a 40% mortality rate?

Actually, her bacteria isn’t unknown. It’s called “Mysterious” because it’s part of her new line of bacterial infections. She’s just trying to give it an enigmatic mood.

R13, that’s complete bullshit.

The shit they shot her up with is for overdoses. You can have a mortality rate percent if the illness is rare. Madonna kept posting covid misinformation from RFK and alien spern lady on Instagram.

The shit they shot her up with is for overdoses. You can have a mortality rate percent if the illness is rare. Madonna kept posting covid misinformation from RFK and alien sperm lady on Instagram.

It was absolutely sepsis, if anything. Why she needs to fucking "sex" it up to be something NEVAH known before makes me hate her even more.

Imagine if she died from an infected butt implant. What an embarrassing way to go. Just say no to butt implants, kids.

Dumb cow. The odds are 100% that she’s going to die. We all do eventually.

God, I wish she would have died from this!

Glad she is still with us, she's too old to be twerking on the streets, but too young to die.

Her kidneys were failing but she was gulping down espressos and Red Bull?

Is she channeling Boy George circa 1983 with those braids?

♫Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go, you come and go...♫

We were praying she would go peacefully, but she had the purchased child on security duty and we couldn't get to the plug.

Bet it was E. coli.

Wow, uneducated celebs are attracted to quackery