Madonna reveals she suffered lung and kidney failure during health crisis with 40% chance she would die
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 17, 2023 11:38 PM|
[quote]'I was infected with some bacteria that nobody knows about. And there is a 40% mortality rate,'
Her body is the perfect environment for the birth of new bacterial strains.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 15, 2023 9:42 PM|
David and the other kids are undoubtedly blessings for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 15, 2023 9:44 PM|
Egads, is that the string lift that she has?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 15, 2023 9:44 PM|
So, did she die? From the pic, I can't really tell.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 15, 2023 9:45 PM|
Didn’t Mary Lou Retton also nearly die from a mystery bacteria? Should we be panicking right now?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 15, 2023 9:55 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 15, 2023 9:57 PM|
If she had died, we would all have vanished in a puff of smoke
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 15, 2023 10:02 PM|
[quote]'I was infected with some bacteria that nobody knows about.
Riiiiiight. Color me skeptical.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 15, 2023 10:10 PM|
R7 like the Rapture?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 15, 2023 10:14 PM|
Organ/system failure is common in ICU setting of severe trauma and sepsis. The huge inflammatory response is the culprit. The interventions compensate- and with timely intervention and good medical history usually survive and of course organ failure turns around. She was clearly very sick- probably sepsis.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 15, 2023 10:14 PM|
She’s patient zero?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 15, 2023 10:14 PM|
“This bacteria is awful. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it! Many smart people are trying to find a cure!”
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 15, 2023 10:15 PM|
As much hate as Madge gets here and elsewhere, when she dies, it will be the single biggest worldwide event since Diana.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 15, 2023 10:16 PM|
You're the reason Bwah-ha-ha-ha was invented, r13.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 15, 2023 10:23 PM|
I will be bereft when she finally passes, just as I was with Michael Jackson and Prince. I've had complicated feelings about all of them, but I'll deal with those feelings on my own time. In the meantime, I'm grateful that she's able to get out and tour.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 15, 2023 10:29 PM|
💊sssssss or injection with fix a flat or both.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 15, 2023 10:30 PM|
Oh, I stopped caring about Madge a long time ago.
But, look at the wailing going on about Matthew Perry. It'll be 100x worse when Madge goes.
People have a bizarre affinity to the singers of "the soundtrack from their youth."
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 15, 2023 10:31 PM|
Crash diets will make your hair fall out, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 15, 2023 10:31 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 15, 2023 10:40 PM|
Madonna only ever tells the truth.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 15, 2023 10:45 PM|
Is the old gal still touring?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 15, 2023 11:25 PM|
This again? How many times will she milk this cow.
I grant that she has been looking much better in her concert tour photos. But she has just posted photos in her Paris hotel room with the usual shenanigans of filters and ridiculous mouths and poses, so i fear it won’t last.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 15, 2023 11:38 PM|
The Pippi Longstocking pigtails on a senior citizen. Oof.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 15, 2023 11:51 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 15, 2023 11:53 PM|
If “nobody knows about” the mysterious bacteria that infected her, how did they know it had a 40% mortality rate?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 16, 2023 12:15 AM|
[quote] I was infected with some bacteria that nobody knows about
Another health misinformation campaign.
We know about bacteria, hon, even if it’s something you know nothing about.
(It was probably E. coli)
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 16, 2023 12:20 AM|
Back when news ofthe hospitalization broke, we suspected that it was either drugs or her butt implants had become infected. Looks like it was the latter, at least. The drugs weakened her immune system.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 16, 2023 12:23 AM|
Of course she had to have the most special, unique bacteria illness. Snort!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 16, 2023 12:27 AM|
Yeah sure jan, did that bacterial have a name that sounded like , fen un all, or coke cane ?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 16, 2023 12:37 AM|
[quote]If “nobody knows about” the mysterious bacteria that infected her, how did they know it had a 40% mortality rate?
Actually, her bacteria isn’t unknown. It’s called “Mysterious” because it’s part of her new line of bacterial infections. She’s just trying to give it an enigmatic mood.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 16, 2023 12:40 AM|
R13, that’s complete bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 16, 2023 1:00 AM|
The shit they shot her up with is for overdoses. You can have a mortality rate percent if the illness is rare. Madonna kept posting covid misinformation from RFK and alien spern lady on Instagram.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 16, 2023 1:01 AM|
The shit they shot her up with is for overdoses. You can have a mortality rate percent if the illness is rare. Madonna kept posting covid misinformation from RFK and alien sperm lady on Instagram.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 16, 2023 1:02 AM|
It was absolutely sepsis, if anything. Why she needs to fucking "sex" it up to be something NEVAH known before makes me hate her even more.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 16, 2023 1:07 AM|
Imagine if she died from an infected butt implant. What an embarrassing way to go. Just say no to butt implants, kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 16, 2023 10:05 AM|
Dumb cow. The odds are 100% that she’s going to die. We all do eventually.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 16, 2023 10:09 AM|
God, I wish she would have died from this!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 16, 2023 10:13 PM|
Glad she is still with us, she's too old to be twerking on the streets, but too young to die.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 16, 2023 10:37 PM|
Her kidneys were failing but she was gulping down espressos and Red Bull?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 16, 2023 10:56 PM|
Is she channeling Boy George circa 1983 with those braids?
♫Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go, you come and go...♫
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 16, 2023 11:02 PM|
We were praying she would go peacefully, but she had the purchased child on security duty and we couldn't get to the plug.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 16, 2023 11:27 PM|
Bet it was E. coli.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 17, 2023 9:33 PM|
Wow, uneducated celebs are attracted to quackery
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 17, 2023 11:38 PM|