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Madonna reveals she suffered lung and kidney failure during health crisis with 40% chance she would die


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by Anonymousreply 43November 17, 2023 11:38 PM

[quote]'I was infected with some bacteria that nobody knows about. And there is a 40% mortality rate,'

Her body is the perfect environment for the birth of new bacterial strains.

by Anonymousreply 1November 15, 2023 9:42 PM

David and the other kids are undoubtedly blessings for her.

by Anonymousreply 2November 15, 2023 9:44 PM

Egads, is that the string lift that she has?

by Anonymousreply 3November 15, 2023 9:44 PM

So, did she die? From the pic, I can't really tell.

by Anonymousreply 4November 15, 2023 9:45 PM

Didn’t Mary Lou Retton also nearly die from a mystery bacteria? Should we be panicking right now?

by Anonymousreply 5November 15, 2023 9:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 6November 15, 2023 9:57 PM

If she had died, we would all have vanished in a puff of smoke

by Anonymousreply 7November 15, 2023 10:02 PM

[quote]'I was infected with some bacteria that nobody knows about.

Riiiiiight. Color me skeptical.

by Anonymousreply 8November 15, 2023 10:10 PM

R7 like the Rapture?

by Anonymousreply 9November 15, 2023 10:14 PM

Organ/system failure is common in ICU setting of severe trauma and sepsis. The huge inflammatory response is the culprit. The interventions compensate- and with timely intervention and good medical history usually survive and of course organ failure turns around. She was clearly very sick- probably sepsis.

by Anonymousreply 10November 15, 2023 10:14 PM

She’s patient zero?

by Anonymousreply 11November 15, 2023 10:14 PM

“This bacteria is awful. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it! Many smart people are trying to find a cure!”

by Anonymousreply 12November 15, 2023 10:15 PM

As much hate as Madge gets here and elsewhere, when she dies, it will be the single biggest worldwide event since Diana.

by Anonymousreply 13November 15, 2023 10:16 PM

You're the reason Bwah-ha-ha-ha was invented, r13.

by Anonymousreply 14November 15, 2023 10:23 PM

I will be bereft when she finally passes, just as I was with Michael Jackson and Prince. I've had complicated feelings about all of them, but I'll deal with those feelings on my own time. In the meantime, I'm grateful that she's able to get out and tour.

by Anonymousreply 15November 15, 2023 10:29 PM

💊sssssss or injection with fix a flat or both.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 15, 2023 10:30 PM

Oh, I stopped caring about Madge a long time ago.

But, look at the wailing going on about Matthew Perry. It'll be 100x worse when Madge goes.

People have a bizarre affinity to the singers of "the soundtrack from their youth."

by Anonymousreply 17November 15, 2023 10:31 PM

Crash diets will make your hair fall out, too.

by Anonymousreply 18November 15, 2023 10:31 PM


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by Anonymousreply 19November 15, 2023 10:40 PM

Madonna only ever tells the truth.

by Anonymousreply 20November 15, 2023 10:45 PM

Is the old gal still touring?

Bless her.

by Anonymousreply 21November 15, 2023 11:25 PM

This again? How many times will she milk this cow.

I grant that she has been looking much better in her concert tour photos. But she has just posted photos in her Paris hotel room with the usual shenanigans of filters and ridiculous mouths and poses, so i fear it won’t last.

by Anonymousreply 22November 15, 2023 11:38 PM

The Pippi Longstocking pigtails on a senior citizen. Oof.

by Anonymousreply 23November 15, 2023 11:51 PM

Sure, Madge.

by Anonymousreply 24November 15, 2023 11:53 PM

If “nobody knows about” the mysterious bacteria that infected her, how did they know it had a 40% mortality rate?

by Anonymousreply 25November 16, 2023 12:15 AM

[quote] I was infected with some bacteria that nobody knows about

Another health misinformation campaign.

We know about bacteria, hon, even if it’s something you know nothing about.

(It was probably E. coli)

by Anonymousreply 26November 16, 2023 12:20 AM

Back when news ofthe hospitalization broke, we suspected that it was either drugs or her butt implants had become infected. Looks like it was the latter, at least. The drugs weakened her immune system.

by Anonymousreply 27November 16, 2023 12:23 AM

Of course she had to have the most special, unique bacteria illness. Snort!

by Anonymousreply 28November 16, 2023 12:27 AM

Yeah sure jan, did that bacterial have a name that sounded like , fen un all, or coke cane ?

by Anonymousreply 29November 16, 2023 12:37 AM

[quote]If “nobody knows about” the mysterious bacteria that infected her, how did they know it had a 40% mortality rate?

Actually, her bacteria isn’t unknown. It’s called “Mysterious” because it’s part of her new line of bacterial infections. She’s just trying to give it an enigmatic mood.

by Anonymousreply 30November 16, 2023 12:40 AM

R13, that’s complete bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 31November 16, 2023 1:00 AM

The shit they shot her up with is for overdoses. You can have a mortality rate percent if the illness is rare. Madonna kept posting covid misinformation from RFK and alien spern lady on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 32November 16, 2023 1:01 AM

The shit they shot her up with is for overdoses. You can have a mortality rate percent if the illness is rare. Madonna kept posting covid misinformation from RFK and alien sperm lady on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 33November 16, 2023 1:02 AM

It was absolutely sepsis, if anything. Why she needs to fucking "sex" it up to be something NEVAH known before makes me hate her even more.

by Anonymousreply 34November 16, 2023 1:07 AM

Imagine if she died from an infected butt implant. What an embarrassing way to go. Just say no to butt implants, kids.

by Anonymousreply 35November 16, 2023 10:05 AM

Dumb cow. The odds are 100% that she’s going to die. We all do eventually.

by Anonymousreply 36November 16, 2023 10:09 AM

God, I wish she would have died from this!

by Anonymousreply 37November 16, 2023 10:13 PM

Glad she is still with us, she's too old to be twerking on the streets, but too young to die.

by Anonymousreply 38November 16, 2023 10:37 PM

Her kidneys were failing but she was gulping down espressos and Red Bull?

by Anonymousreply 39November 16, 2023 10:56 PM

Is she channeling Boy George circa 1983 with those braids?

♫Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go, you come and go...♫

by Anonymousreply 40November 16, 2023 11:02 PM

We were praying she would go peacefully, but she had the purchased child on security duty and we couldn't get to the plug.

by Anonymousreply 41November 16, 2023 11:27 PM

Bet it was E. coli.

by Anonymousreply 42November 17, 2023 9:33 PM

Wow, uneducated celebs are attracted to quackery

by Anonymousreply 43November 17, 2023 11:38 PM
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