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Justine Bateman- Your Age Is Being Weaponized

She looks HORRIBLE 😣

and why has her GAY BOY brother aged so well?

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by Anonymousreply 117November 26, 2023 5:37 AM

Didn't she have substance abuse issues? She's right though.

by Anonymousreply 1November 15, 2023 3:05 PM

She's still rolling with that look? Omg.

by Anonymousreply 2November 15, 2023 3:05 PM

She looks better in the actual video, rather than the cover photo.

by Anonymousreply 3November 15, 2023 3:09 PM

Maybe she smokes a pack of cigs every day.

by Anonymousreply 4November 15, 2023 3:09 PM

She looks like an aunt I have who never took care of her skin, smoked 3 packs a day and spent every day on the beaches in Hawaii.

by Anonymousreply 5November 15, 2023 3:10 PM

I think she has/had an eating disorder and those are very aging. Chronic dehydration and malnutrition will do that.

by Anonymousreply 6November 15, 2023 5:34 PM

Justine Bateman and Bridget Fonda have become DL punching bags. It's sad.

by Anonymousreply 7November 15, 2023 5:44 PM

“Age is nothing but a number!” 🚬

by Anonymousreply 8November 15, 2023 6:05 PM

Is that Chili Pepper Anthony Keidis?

by Anonymousreply 9November 15, 2023 6:20 PM

I think she looks great - age the way you want to!

by Anonymousreply 10November 15, 2023 6:27 PM

Eat a sandwich and put down the eyeliner, Justine.

by Anonymousreply 11November 15, 2023 6:30 PM

She looks fine. I find it refreshing to see a naturally aged face than the plastic look of most MAGA women.

by Anonymousreply 12November 15, 2023 6:30 PM

Justine Bateman: Her age is being monetized

by Anonymousreply 13November 15, 2023 6:35 PM

She's pushing 58, so the hair is being dyed brown.

by Anonymousreply 14November 15, 2023 9:31 PM

She’s pretty smart. I like her.

by Anonymousreply 15November 15, 2023 9:39 PM

Before the SAG-AFTRA strike was tentatively settled, Justine Bateman was speaking to some reporters about the issues involved. She said that A.I. is a "four-alarm fire" that is threatening to take jobs away from actors. Just four alarms? Not five? I guess maybe it's not that serious.

by Anonymousreply 16November 15, 2023 9:49 PM

In the video, she does look like a normal 58 year old woman in the real world. Her pic in the thumbnail is weird looking, though.

by Anonymousreply 17November 15, 2023 9:51 PM

Either she or her brother said they live around the corner from each other but haven't seen each other in years. Wonder what happened.

by Anonymousreply 18November 15, 2023 9:52 PM

[quote]…and why has her GAY BOY brother aged so well?

Aged well? Do you mean she has another brother, OP?

by Anonymousreply 19November 15, 2023 9:58 PM

[quote] Her pic in the thumbnail is weird looking, though.

Someone is applying a PS filter to make her face look like an Ansel Adams photo.

by Anonymousreply 20November 15, 2023 10:03 PM

I think you mean Dorothea Lange, R20.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 15, 2023 10:07 PM

I thought I'd never use this particular word, but...

Aging poorly isn't the flex she seems to think it is

by Anonymousreply 22November 15, 2023 10:08 PM

Is it a matter of money? Can she afford a bunch of work? I haven't kept up with her career. Surely her brother could finance some Botox?

by Anonymousreply 23November 15, 2023 10:08 PM

R7- and Lens Dunham and RAT boy

by Anonymousreply 24November 15, 2023 10:17 PM

R21 No. I meant Ansel Adams.

by Anonymousreply 25November 15, 2023 10:20 PM

Wtf. She looks like a completely normal 60-year old woman. Why does she need to pump her face with botox and fillers? She's a writer/director, not an actress anymore. I love Justine. She's smart and has a great elderlez vibe.

by Anonymousreply 26November 15, 2023 10:31 PM

I swear her brother was playing himself in The Gift.

by Anonymousreply 27November 15, 2023 10:37 PM

She needs to wear her hair differently and revise her make-up.

Her posing and expressions aren't helping her either.

by Anonymousreply 28November 15, 2023 10:56 PM

Justine, try our age-defying sunscreen!

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by Anonymousreply 29November 15, 2023 10:59 PM

^ You can also choose your favorite Holiday Gwyneth at GOOP.

by Anonymousreply 30November 15, 2023 11:01 PM

She looks like she has spent her life in a hippie commune.

by Anonymousreply 31November 15, 2023 11:16 PM

Woof! Whatta dog.

by Anonymousreply 32November 15, 2023 11:31 PM

Her brother is still a babe. That’s all I have to add.

by Anonymousreply 33November 16, 2023 12:19 AM

I like Justine, but I don’t care for her brother.

by Anonymousreply 34November 16, 2023 12:22 AM

She looks fine. People get old. If you don't think it's going to happen to you, you're wrong.

by Anonymousreply 35November 16, 2023 12:27 AM

Hooo chile. She looks like a gargoyle.

by Anonymousreply 36November 16, 2023 12:27 AM

Joking about Justine’s looks while her brother is turning into Charlie Sheen?

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by Anonymousreply 37November 16, 2023 12:27 AM

Justine is an artistic beauty.

by Anonymousreply 38November 16, 2023 1:16 AM

R37 hi Justine…

by Anonymousreply 39November 16, 2023 1:29 AM

R17- She's 57 not 58 but looks 87.

by Anonymousreply 40November 16, 2023 3:22 AM

R37- HIs hair is SO dyed in that photo.

I guess even FAGS dye their hair

by Anonymousreply 41November 16, 2023 3:23 AM

I don’t know that it’s his hair.

by Anonymousreply 42November 16, 2023 9:43 AM

I don't think anyone's expecting her to go the surgery/filler look. But a decent haircut, some eyebrow shaping, and minimal, flattering makeup would do wonders for her.

by Anonymousreply 43November 16, 2023 10:05 AM

I wouldn't fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 44November 16, 2023 11:35 AM

She should use my last name.

by Anonymousreply 45November 16, 2023 11:35 AM

She went a bit crazy during the strike, arguing for a ban on all CG, not just AI. It's very telling that Reddit didn't take her side, she was that extreme in her views.

by Anonymousreply 46November 16, 2023 11:47 AM

She looks "horrible" because she's not wearing any makeup. I admire that about her. She's not afraid to let the world see what she looks like untarted.

by Anonymousreply 47November 16, 2023 11:50 AM

Her only claim to fame is that repellent sitcom she appeared on Family Ties.

by Anonymousreply 48November 16, 2023 4:46 PM

Jason looks better but he definitely has major food issues himself and is obsessed with being thin. He was looking super guant in Air. They talk about it all the time on Smartless.

by Anonymousreply 49November 16, 2023 6:39 PM

I’m still trying to figure out what an “Ansel Adams filter” is, R25. Does it make you look like a craggy mountain range?

by Anonymousreply 50November 16, 2023 7:14 PM

[quote] Can she afford a bunch of work? I

I think she can, but she won’t because she’s making money off of looking bad. And she doesn’t need to do anything but sit back and age.

by Anonymousreply 51November 16, 2023 7:26 PM

Jason looks younger than his age but he isn't good looking anymore. He was never a great looking guy but he was cute, now he just looks too middle aged to be attractive. He's also completely neurotic about his looks, and I'm pretty sure he had a face-lift. He certainly dyes his hair.

She looks like hell but it's not like she puts effort into looking good.

They're both pretty weird people, though intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 52November 16, 2023 7:52 PM

[quote] She looks like hell but it's not like she puts effort into looking good.

I think she actually puts an effort into looking bad. Look at her eye makeup in the photo at the link. Who outlines their eye in black eyeliner these days, besides Russell Brand? Especially on the inner bottom lid. She deliberately lets her eyebrows grow wild. She wears what looks like white highlighter in the middle of her face to look strange and washed out.

She’s making money with this “I look terrible” schtick.

by Anonymousreply 53November 16, 2023 8:03 PM

She also looks like she put skin tone foundation on her lips to make them look awful

by Anonymousreply 54November 16, 2023 8:11 PM

If you saw her on the street you would not say she looks horrible. A woman of her age, yes, but not horrible. AND she is very well spoken about these types of issues.

by Anonymousreply 55November 16, 2023 8:18 PM

There is a middle terms between botox and fillers and letting yourself look worse, as most people above nave remarked. You don’t even have to wear much make up, but she seems to be milking this look to make pronunciations that are ultimately vapid, in the sense that your are letting how you look make it an essential part of yourself.

I still find Jason very cute, but it is a pity about the hair dye. It almost never looks good and can, in fact, age you (probably the contrast).

by Anonymousreply 56November 16, 2023 8:25 PM

Justine Bateman is a SABOTEUR!

Having had ZERO to do with the new theatrical contract which triggered the longest strike in SAG history, she went on tv two days before the union's informational meeting and catatrophized it because of AI- which SAG-AFTRA has zero jurisdiction over banning and hordes of low-information (as well as brain dead) actors are terrified and saying they'll vote "No" which would essentially bust the union forever!

It's very reminiscent of the Berners screaming "MEDICARE FOR ALL!" and sabotaging Hillary. I imagine it is a big overlapping group. Justine Bateman has done permanent damage to her own union even though she has had nothing to do with the negotiations, just sitting on the sidelines like the bitter terrorist she is.

I hate her.

by Anonymousreply 57November 16, 2023 8:36 PM

Definitely a matter of taste as I watched the Smartless podcast documentary that followed Jason and Will Arnett and Sean Hayes around and Jason looked the most unattractive of all of them.

His face was gaunt almost and his hair has that old man fake look, he was well groomed and trim though, which made him look younger than he was.

by Anonymousreply 58November 16, 2023 8:36 PM

I don’t care about my age and I enjoy the odd cigarette too. Go her!

by Anonymousreply 59November 16, 2023 8:54 PM

Just watched the interview with Justine and Bialek. Justine looks fine!

by Anonymousreply 60November 16, 2023 8:56 PM

Why, with all the medical advances we have today, can they not make decent hair dye?

by Anonymousreply 61November 16, 2023 9:01 PM

She looks pretty good, like a typical woman in her late fifties. I know she used to smoke, not sure how long ago she quit, so that and genetics has to do with some of the lines.

by Anonymousreply 62November 16, 2023 9:06 PM

She looks like an apple doll.

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by Anonymousreply 63November 16, 2023 9:12 PM

Just googled pics of her husband, I just KNEW he'd be homely and fat. Anorexic women always seem to end up with chubby guys.

by Anonymousreply 64November 16, 2023 9:22 PM

She must’ve suntanned a lot when she was younger. Or she still smokes. A know a lot of women her age, that look a hell of lot better than her.

by Anonymousreply 65November 16, 2023 10:08 PM

She needs to tell her brother to get a better hairpiece.

by Anonymousreply 66November 16, 2023 10:10 PM

What is the deal between Justine and Jason - why don't they speak? Did they have a falling out?

by Anonymousreply 67November 16, 2023 10:13 PM

I am guessing she would apply lots of makeup and see someone for Botox, fillers and surgery if she was actually given work in Hollywood outside of whatever she is doing currently. But since nobody has really thought about her in years, I guess she can stick with her present story. The real test for hypocrisy would be if she got a regular gig. Then there might suddenly be a glow up.

by Anonymousreply 68November 16, 2023 10:35 PM

R67 I wasn't aware they weren't speaking?

by Anonymousreply 69November 16, 2023 10:50 PM

I think she looks good.

by Anonymousreply 70November 16, 2023 10:54 PM

I don’t think she’d want to work again as an actress on a regular basis.

She’s been around it a long time and knows the deal. You have to live off of two nuts and a salad each day, pull and inject your face regularly, date/marriage/hang with people who will get you more attention, and carefully curate your image.

That’s a lot of work.

by Anonymousreply 71November 16, 2023 11:24 PM

[quote] You have to live off of two nuts and a salad each day

I could never eat as piggishly as that.

by Anonymousreply 72November 16, 2023 11:36 PM

Jason Bateman has a cruel, mean face. Men with those thin lips are always arrogant and horrible.

by Anonymousreply 73November 16, 2023 11:45 PM

R71 Yeah, both Justine AND her brother are famously eating disordered. Man, would I love to have been a fly on the wall at a Bateman family dinner in the 70's.

by Anonymousreply 74November 16, 2023 11:48 PM

It's interesting, few people play the Hollywood game better than her brother, so undoubtedly Justine knows what's up and gave up on that a long time ago. I recall she was in the sitcome "Men Behaving Badly" in the 1990s which had a lot of good buzz and should have given her career a second wind the way Arrested Development did for her brother, but it was cancelled early because of on-set issues which I am too lazy to look up, but again, I get the impression that she wasn't willing to "play the game" to keep her career afloat.

by Anonymousreply 75November 17, 2023 12:24 AM

Justin is either turning into Charlie Sheen or Corey Feldman. Maybe he was bitten by one of them.

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by Anonymousreply 76November 17, 2023 12:50 AM

R74 totally! On Smartless at the beginning of the Kaley Cucco(sp?) episode Will Arnett was talking about playing golf with Jason and he hadn't eaten in like 2 days. Just apple slices, this was after Jason was whining about his terrible golf game. Also another episode Jason talked about losing more weight and Will was scolding him about it. He's also weirdly obsessive and praising of excessively thin women. He's definitely starting to age a lot. He looked good in Identity Thief. That was 2013.

by Anonymousreply 77November 17, 2023 2:43 AM

She looks like a Dorothea Lange photo

by Anonymousreply 78November 17, 2023 4:44 AM

[He's also weirdly obsessive and praising of excessively thin women]

Any instances R77? I don't remember that from the Smartless documentary

by Anonymousreply 79November 17, 2023 5:07 AM

R75 Men Behaving Badly did NOT get good buzz, at all

by Anonymousreply 80November 17, 2023 5:19 AM

R79 It wasn't in the documentary. I'll try to find clips. He talks about Jennifer Aniston and Tina Fey's diets.

by Anonymousreply 81November 17, 2023 5:19 AM

[quote]She looks like a Dorothea Lange photo


by Anonymousreply 82November 17, 2023 5:25 AM

R47 She IS wearing makeup. That godawful liquid black eyeliner she always wears (like a 14-year-old at a Scorpions concert circa 1983.) That is a big part of the problem.

by Anonymousreply 83November 17, 2023 8:35 PM

I'm surprised there isn't much mention of her film (and singing) career.

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by Anonymousreply 84November 17, 2023 8:45 PM

I can't get over how bad her main photo on IMDB is, linked upthread.

Does she not get a say in the photos they use?

by Anonymousreply 85November 17, 2023 11:11 PM

No, Justine honey, WE'RE being weaponized by your unexpectedly encountered thread's ugly photo. When did your face morph into Alice Cooper's!?? Oh, WAIT--by 1992, that's right.

by Anonymousreply 86November 18, 2023 2:15 AM

"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her........holy shit!"

by Anonymousreply 87November 18, 2023 3:28 AM

She's a lesbian, right?

by Anonymousreply 88November 18, 2023 3:40 AM

That’s not normal aging. Even people in their 80s look better than that. She looks like she’s dying from a terminal illness.

by Anonymousreply 89November 18, 2023 3:43 AM

[quote] She’s been around it a long time and knows the deal. You have to live off of two nuts and a salad each day, pull and inject your face regularly, date/marriage/hang with people who will get you more attention, and carefully curate your image.

That’s complete bullshit. Kathy Bates, Jessica Lange, Meryl Streep, Glenn Close, etc, are not starving themselves.

by Anonymousreply 90November 18, 2023 3:45 AM

But they have talent, r90.

by Anonymousreply 91November 18, 2023 4:11 AM

I think fake looking people of LA scream insecurity. It's far more respectable to own your face than try and hide it away. It's like wearing a giant sign saying you don't like your natural self.

Good for her for not playing that game. It's like a cult.

by Anonymousreply 92November 18, 2023 4:23 AM

She looks cool and seems like someone I'd hang out with.

by Anonymousreply 93November 19, 2023 12:22 AM

Ridiculous to suggest that Jason Bateman is gay OP. He's straight as straight can be.

by Anonymousreply 94November 19, 2023 12:23 AM

On DL, every guy who's even moderately attractive, or was once moderately attractive, is either gay or in denial about being gay, R94.

by Anonymousreply 95November 19, 2023 12:43 AM

I know R95 - but Jason Bateman? JFC. Might as well say that James Woods is gay too.

by Anonymousreply 96November 19, 2023 12:47 AM

[quote]What is the deal between Justine and Jason - why don't they speak? Did they have a falling out?

I wonder if she constantly called him a fag growing up the way she did to Michael J. Fox on the set of Family Ties

by Anonymousreply 97November 19, 2023 1:26 AM

She's HAWT!

by Anonymousreply 98November 19, 2023 1:29 AM

I wonder if she looks at the career of Julia Roberts and thinks it should have been hers.

by Anonymousreply 99November 19, 2023 3:51 AM

If she does, then she's delusional, R99.

by Anonymousreply 100November 19, 2023 4:28 AM

Judging by her appearance, I'd say she would be, r100. That hair and make-up would make most people look weird.

by Anonymousreply 101November 19, 2023 10:29 AM

She and Linda Perry could do a great double act.

by Anonymousreply 102November 19, 2023 10:32 AM

By giving this interview, isn't Bateman weaponising her age?

In truth, she can't afford the treatments and procedures that would rectify the ravages that hard living and too much sun have wrought on her.

by Anonymousreply 103November 19, 2023 10:52 AM

By giving this interview, isn't Bateman weaponising her age?

In truth, she can't afford the treatments and procedures that would rectify the ravages that hard living and too much sun have wrought on her.

by Anonymousreply 104November 19, 2023 10:52 AM

I thought she had a ton of money? She married into money, didn't she? Her withered appearance is by choice, not poverty.

by Anonymousreply 105November 19, 2023 12:15 PM

She's going for the Alanis Morrisette look of the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 106November 19, 2023 7:16 PM

Justine Bateman has weaponized her age by using it to frighten people.

by Anonymousreply 107November 20, 2023 10:18 AM

They have, R102 .

by Anonymousreply 108November 20, 2023 11:22 AM

She looks okay. I’d rather age normally than have some pillow face of injectables like most of Hollywood. I’d say she’s a smoker, though, which ages her. If she gained a few pounds it’d fill her face out a bit more.

by Anonymousreply 109November 20, 2023 11:26 AM

Looks like any other 70-year-old.

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by Anonymousreply 110November 24, 2023 5:00 PM

R110 = Tina Yothers

by Anonymousreply 111November 24, 2023 5:05 PM

Bad ears, too?

All her features suck. And that hair and eye-liner do not help.

by Anonymousreply 112November 25, 2023 11:05 AM

[quote] Bad ears, too?

Lol only a gay man could have posted this R112.

by Anonymousreply 113November 25, 2023 2:50 PM

Her makeup is heinous. I thought Britney was stuck in a time warp with her look. Justine needs to go on one of these makeover shows and release her inner bombshell.

by Anonymousreply 114November 26, 2023 5:06 AM

Her poor husband who has to look at that witchy scrotum face. In a place where everyone is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 115November 26, 2023 5:09 AM

Her husband is a blubbery mess

by Anonymousreply 116November 26, 2023 5:28 AM

Poor sweet thing.

by Anonymousreply 117November 26, 2023 5:37 AM
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