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Inside Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos’s Beverly Hills Engagement Party

What fresh hell is this?

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by Anonymousreply 207November 21, 2023 2:56 PM

She was once the prettiest girl in the room.Multiple cosmetic procedures have"fixed" this.

by Anonymousreply 1November 15, 2023 1:19 AM

Meanwhile, much of the country is living in poverty, struggling to get by. Why the fuck are we supposed to care?

by Anonymousreply 2November 15, 2023 1:26 AM

Who is Veronica Grazer?,Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 3November 15, 2023 1:27 AM

Those tits are ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 4November 15, 2023 1:28 AM

Va va va voom!

by Anonymousreply 5November 15, 2023 1:32 AM

He likes her personality.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 15, 2023 1:32 AM

I like her style!

by Anonymousreply 7November 15, 2023 1:34 AM

I couldn't attend. I made plans to wash my hair that evening.

by Anonymousreply 8November 15, 2023 1:35 AM

They sicken me. Big money white trash.

by Anonymousreply 9November 15, 2023 1:35 AM

I wanted 2 go sooo bad but J said no.

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by Anonymousreply 10November 15, 2023 1:38 AM

And that’s $5 million to inner city schools. Take that bitch!

by Anonymousreply 11November 15, 2023 1:39 AM

It looks like they have hot, sweaty, sexy sex.

by Anonymousreply 12November 15, 2023 1:40 AM

She needs to be in the Gold Digging Whore Hall of Fame, right next to Wendi Murdoch.

by Anonymousreply 13November 15, 2023 1:42 AM

Kris Jenner looks good

by Anonymousreply 14November 15, 2023 1:43 AM

R12 I do not seeing the hot sex lasting long. I think once she has a ring she will tone down her sexual energy and/or vice a versa.

by Anonymousreply 15November 15, 2023 1:45 AM

I bet Jeff styles her to show the world what a babe he bagged. He probably cums on her fake tits in less than a minute.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 15, 2023 1:46 AM

R 12 Oh dear...

by Anonymousreply 17November 15, 2023 1:47 AM

R17 oops, sorry. I do indeed need an oh, dear. It’s been years since I have had one. I am shamed. 😞

by Anonymousreply 18November 15, 2023 1:49 AM

Why the fuck was Oprah there? Jesus, she goes to the opening of an envelope. Vogue has slipped so much. Who gives a shit what some douchey billionaire and his gold digger are up to?

by Anonymousreply 19November 15, 2023 1:49 AM

R18 Yeah but in my "Oh dear" I formatted incorrectly. We both are shamed.

by Anonymousreply 20November 15, 2023 1:51 AM

Looking like twin uncle festers in her frock

by Anonymousreply 21November 15, 2023 1:55 AM

She must have Berlin gay sex club basement cocksucking skills.

by Anonymousreply 22November 15, 2023 1:57 AM

As one can see from the text and pictures, there still are beautiful people amongst us. Somewhere. We are just never one of their number.

by Anonymousreply 23November 15, 2023 1:59 AM

R23 is it just me, but wtf are you saying?

by Anonymousreply 24November 15, 2023 2:02 AM

She has a great body, but that dress needs a longer length. It could have a slit, and still be sexy but as it is it looks trashy.

by Anonymousreply 25November 15, 2023 2:02 AM

Smile. Read, and vogued.

by Anonymousreply 26November 15, 2023 2:05 AM

Iow, it's just you, sweetie.

by Anonymousreply 27November 15, 2023 2:06 AM

She’s just not attractive. She must be very, very, very smart.

by Anonymousreply 28November 15, 2023 2:07 AM

Any Angelenos remember when Lauren used to co-anchor My13 News with Rick Garcia?

by Anonymousreply 29November 15, 2023 2:09 AM

r24 answers her own posts

by Anonymousreply 30November 15, 2023 2:10 AM

She looks like the epitome of a trashy mid life crisis second wife, the human equivalent of a red Porsche.

by Anonymousreply 31November 15, 2023 2:11 AM

Fucked-up face like The Joker and ridiculous rock-hard bolted-on tits.

Must be able to suck chrome from a bumper💋

by Anonymousreply 32November 15, 2023 2:15 AM

Diane Von Furstenberg? The one who showed us her ass in blue jeans in the 1980s?

by Anonymousreply 33November 15, 2023 2:27 AM


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by Anonymousreply 34November 15, 2023 2:28 AM

I admire the way she sunk her claws into Bezos and played the game perfectly to get the ring. She knows how to keep her mouth shut. They are tacky, but you never hear rumors about either of them.

by Anonymousreply 35November 15, 2023 2:31 AM

[quote]She knows how to keep her mouth shut.

Or open.

by Anonymousreply 36November 15, 2023 2:33 AM

She also knows how to keep her mouth 💋open

by Anonymousreply 37November 15, 2023 2:34 AM

Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie...and everything that goes in is a cock.

by Anonymousreply 38November 15, 2023 2:40 AM

That dress is ridiculous. So tacky.

by Anonymousreply 39November 15, 2023 2:43 AM

Overly big lips, slits for eyes, and fake boobs. I find her so unattractive. If you look at pics of her on his yacht, she always poses when she showers.

She has spunk, can fly a helicopter and looks like a RealDoll. That’s what he likes I guess. But to think of all the women he could’ve had, she’s it.

by Anonymousreply 40November 15, 2023 2:51 AM

I hate spunk

by Anonymousreply 41November 15, 2023 2:55 AM

She looks like John Leguizamo on drag.

by Anonymousreply 42November 15, 2023 2:56 AM

He could have had me! And Harvey!

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by Anonymousreply 43November 15, 2023 2:58 AM

Kris Jenner of course chose the tackiest Chanel dress made - with Chanel spelled out all over it. New money trash.

by Anonymousreply 44November 15, 2023 3:06 AM

[quote]I couldn't attend. I made plans to wash my hair that evening.

My invitation was lost in the mail.

by Anonymousreply 45November 15, 2023 3:09 AM

Veronica Grazer needs some of the Sanchez extra boobage.

by Anonymousreply 46November 15, 2023 3:11 AM

[quote] I admire the way she sunk her claws into Bezos and played the game perfectly to get the ring. She knows how to keep her mouth shut.

What r35 said here^

Give this champion, Sanchez, her due.

Her lingerie should be retired and hang from the rafters of the Hall of Fame of the SBL - Snagging Billionaires League

lol r8 and r10

Oh, and by the way, Staudinger is married to Ari Emmanuel whose firm reps Markle.

by Anonymousreply 47November 15, 2023 3:12 AM

She looks like a Thai Ladyboy

by Anonymousreply 48November 15, 2023 3:16 AM

LOL @ Barry Diller gushing about how in love they are

by Anonymousreply 49November 15, 2023 3:18 AM

He let go beautiful Princeton grad and philanthropist MacKenzie Scott for THIS?

by Anonymousreply 50November 15, 2023 3:29 AM

I bagged a billionaire, too

Then I mysteriously fell off a balcony. Whoops!

by Anonymousreply 51November 15, 2023 3:29 AM

I like them. Unapologetically over the top...and loving it.

by Anonymousreply 52November 15, 2023 3:48 AM

Jeff, I can work computer.

by Anonymousreply 53November 15, 2023 3:56 AM

He supposedly has a huge penis. Did he always have one or was it a later edition, like his muscles and the majority of his jawline?

by Anonymousreply 54November 15, 2023 3:59 AM

Were Mr. and Mr. David Geffen invited?

by Anonymousreply 55November 15, 2023 4:26 AM

They look so good.

by Anonymousreply 56November 15, 2023 4:31 AM

She’s his Camilla.

by Anonymousreply 57November 15, 2023 4:33 AM

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 58November 15, 2023 4:40 AM

[quote]Looking like twin uncle festers in her frock.

Or twin Jeff Bezoses.

by Anonymousreply 59November 15, 2023 4:41 AM

Did Barry Diller hit on Robert Pattinson?

by Anonymousreply 60November 15, 2023 4:54 AM

She is too old and too vulgar to be the second wife of a guy this important and rich. I don't get it. This is extra extra trashy.

by Anonymousreply 61November 15, 2023 5:35 AM

In The View clip posted upthread, who is she referring to that was mean to her when she guest-hosted it with The Ladies?

by Anonymousreply 62November 15, 2023 5:40 AM

[quote]She is too old and too vulgar to be the second wife of a guy this important and rich. I don't get it. This is extra extra trashy.

So true. Shood be THURD wyf.

by Anonymousreply 63November 15, 2023 5:47 AM

She's grotesque. Imagine being a billionaire and having your pick of any woman on earth, and choosing this Joker-faced uggo, misshapen clown. I mean, good for her I guess. She's got literally nothing to work with and she bagged one of the word's richest men with her grift.

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by Anonymousreply 65November 15, 2023 6:04 AM

At least she’s age appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 66November 15, 2023 7:16 AM

^Her tits are underage, however. Lips too……both sets.

by Anonymousreply 67November 15, 2023 7:39 AM

Grotesque indeed. She and Kimberly G must patronize the same cosmetic surgeon. Somewhere out there is a drag queen sharpening her stilettos. I can't wait.

by Anonymousreply 68November 15, 2023 7:54 AM

Kimberly Guilfoyle has got to be pissed that she had the same work done as Lauren yet she ends up with Junior tRump. They both have the stretched out trout pout and big fake boobies.

by Anonymousreply 69November 15, 2023 8:01 AM

You guys would be surprised with the oral skills of those type of woman. Was having a chat about it once with this woman I work for is a LOT better looking than this trash and older too. I thought begin a gay man I would be giving her tips, it was the other way around. No gag reflex, all the way down, don't taste the cum if it past your tongue down the throat, it rolled off her lips like everyone did it that way. Then I realized no wonder her straight husband bought her millions of dollars in jewelry and wont give up on her even during a divorce.

by Anonymousreply 70November 15, 2023 8:10 AM

I can't help thinking that those economy size bazooms of hers are meant to draw attention away from her ugly face.

by Anonymousreply 71November 15, 2023 8:17 AM

A lot of billionaires are sex addicts and can’t stop seeing prostitutes, so Sanchez probably saved Bezos from himself. She works the whole prostitute look bc that is what he likes, and is attracted to. Most of the men he is friends with have a new prostitute “girlfriend” every 2 weeks. There’s a whole world of women who just cater to these men, they are not call girls from Ashley Dupre/Elliot Spitzer thing but instead it’s a mini-“girlfriend experience” where the women come on the boat, vacation house, plane etc and they fulfill the sexual needs of the billionaire for the 2 weeks or more that it last. Most of these prostitute women use a lot of drugs, they are bipolar, have personality disorders etc etc so after 2 weeks it’s pretty much ENOUGH!! Sanchez saved Bezos from this lifestyle he was heading towards. Although he will probably be in it after 5 years into his marriage. All of the married women at this party ( Grazer, Hayek, the Ari Emmanuel wife girl) have husbands who chest constantly.. these men have an opportunity to cheat every hour of the day and most are highly manipulative sociopaths so they need the stimulation from seeing prostitutes

by Anonymousreply 72November 15, 2023 8:20 AM

She kind of looks like a whored-up version of his first wife. I do wonder if they will actually get married, though.

by Anonymousreply 73November 15, 2023 8:20 AM

That piece of shit R8 showed up.

Just an obsessive loser, piece of shit. That's R8 for you. It's not enough that he shits up this site with his obsession with Meghan and Harry, he has to ruin every thread he reads too.

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by Anonymousreply 74November 15, 2023 8:39 AM

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **2** The significant other of the wealthy bookseller always wanted to be in Vogue. So, a donation to the editor's favorite charity and the next thing you know, an article and pictures and a Kneepads worthy article. Lauren Sánchez/Jeff Bezos (Exclusive! Inside Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos’s Beverly Hills Engagement Party)

by Anonymousreply 75November 15, 2023 8:56 AM

R29 I do. She was incredibly beautiful and charming.

by Anonymousreply 76November 15, 2023 9:23 AM

It's a sad affair when Oprah is the best dressed.

by Anonymousreply 77November 15, 2023 10:04 AM

I hope she bought those tits during prime week.

by Anonymousreply 78November 15, 2023 10:06 AM

R72 I think that's a really good explanation. At the same time, if I were Bezos I would not want to look at her trainwreck of a mug across the dinner table every night.

by Anonymousreply 79November 15, 2023 10:21 AM

The Amazon Employee of the Month award got to have "dinner" with Bezos.

by Anonymousreply 80November 15, 2023 10:30 AM

What is it with these incredibly dull billionaire nerds these days? Bezos,Musk, Zuck and Gates I'm looking at you

by Anonymousreply 81November 15, 2023 11:01 AM

[quote]“They’re very in love with each other—they’re demonstrably in love”

As R49 pointed out, noted expert in love Barry Diller protests too much.

by Anonymousreply 82November 15, 2023 11:04 AM

"I admire the way she sunk her claws into Bezos and played the game perfectly to get the ring. She knows how to keep her mouth shut."

Meaning - she kept her mouth shut to the press? To friends who might gossip? She didn't nag Jeff to put a ring on it? Sorry for being dense I'm not sure what this means.

by Anonymousreply 83November 15, 2023 11:35 AM

R31, A red PORSCHE?! That's Ferrari's color!

by Anonymousreply 84November 15, 2023 11:36 AM

Silicone Valley

by Anonymousreply 85November 15, 2023 12:02 PM

Filthy Sanchez

by Anonymousreply 86November 15, 2023 12:28 PM

Vogue is really scraping the bottom of the trash barrel.

by Anonymousreply 87November 15, 2023 12:38 PM

Yeah, what r87 said.

by Anonymousreply 88November 15, 2023 12:40 PM

R72 has it. Lauren is dressing (and "augmenting") for Jeff, not us, the outside- DL world, or even decorum.

Moreover, she seems not to be erring by having a career at this time; i.e., she's keeping tabs, heh [See: Henri Pinault, Salma Hayek Is Being Cheated On By] [See: Wings, Linda McCartney Joins].

And we all know the exchange between Elizabeth Taylor and Princess Margaret about a "vulgar" ring!

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by Anonymousreply 89November 15, 2023 12:50 PM

That is some shitty plastic surgery for someone who a gazillonaire. Can she fix her face?

by Anonymousreply 90November 15, 2023 1:05 PM

But the party photos paint a picture of such a fun evening!

Does Barry DIller have a business to unload? Or do he and Diane von Furstenberg do this sort of this for sport, as the social life version of a mercy fuck? Fodder for gales of laughter from the back of the car on the ride home? "And did you see....?" "Yes! Yes. I know exactly who you are going to say...Oh, don't think I didn't see that!"

I'm 20 years younger than DIller and pitifully poor by comparison, but one of the great pleasures of life in my advanced years is laughing and saying "oh fuck, no" to invitations involving much forced emotion. At least I enjoy the luxury of not surrounding myself with cretins and climbers.

by Anonymousreply 91November 15, 2023 7:30 PM

Did anyone else catch this Freudian Slip typo: "Diller and von Furstenberg, as two of the couple’s closet friends, played host." Closet friends, hahaha!

by Anonymousreply 92November 15, 2023 7:45 PM

And I thought I was the biggest gold digger.

by Anonymousreply 93November 15, 2023 7:47 PM

She’s had one of those god obvious chin implants. From certain angles she looks like one of those weird twins.

by Anonymousreply 94November 15, 2023 8:25 PM

"Sanchez saved Bezos from this lifestyle he was..."

He was cheating on his wife and had no intention of divorcing. His wife found out and divorced him. Walking away with more billions than she can ever spend. Which is why she's always smiling.

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by Anonymousreply 95November 15, 2023 8:48 PM

see what money can buy.

by Anonymousreply 96November 15, 2023 8:57 PM

in those pictures she actually looks like a blow up doll.

by Anonymousreply 97November 15, 2023 8:59 PM

What a ludicrous looking woman. Depressing.

by Anonymousreply 98November 15, 2023 9:14 PM

Sanchez better be careful when pinning on a brooch or corsage.

by Anonymousreply 99November 15, 2023 9:26 PM

She looks like a scary Halloween mask.

by Anonymousreply 100November 15, 2023 9:29 PM

If you stick her with a pin, will she pop??

by Anonymousreply 101November 15, 2023 9:37 PM

[quote][R29] I do. She was incredibly beautiful and charming.

I wouldn't know. I only had eyes for Rick Garcia.

by Anonymousreply 102November 15, 2023 9:49 PM

She looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle's twin now.

by Anonymousreply 103November 15, 2023 9:54 PM

That’s a girl you booty call, not take out in public.

by Anonymousreply 104November 15, 2023 9:55 PM

How long do we think this will last. I'd give it less than 5 years.

At least he probably was smart enough to get a good prenup this time.

by Anonymousreply 105November 15, 2023 10:25 PM

Is Jeff's mother dead? I can't see Lauren as a girl you would bring home to meet mom.

by Anonymousreply 106November 15, 2023 10:34 PM

Way too much tits. She looks like a whore.

by Anonymousreply 107November 15, 2023 10:39 PM

Lauren Sanchez...always keepin' it cheap and vulgar.

by Anonymousreply 108November 15, 2023 10:40 PM

LOOKS like a whore?

by Anonymousreply 109November 15, 2023 10:41 PM

If you want to know what's inside Alive Girl, put a conch shell up to your ear.

by Anonymousreply 110November 15, 2023 10:42 PM

You silly folk, her tits is were she's storing all the cash. A girl with a pre-nup has to be careful.

by Anonymousreply 111November 15, 2023 10:44 PM

Ben Affleck: Jennifer Garner soccer mom to Jlo hustler

Jeff Bezos: Mackenzie Scott natural beauty philanthropist to Lauren Sanchez Franken boobs

by Anonymousreply 112November 15, 2023 10:45 PM

Here’s the thing that baffles me, and this is a topic foreign for most DLers.

Fake boobs don’t feel like real ones at all. So if you like boobs, implants are a poor substitute.

(I used to be with women a lot, even after I came out, and experienced both real and fake breasts.)

by Anonymousreply 113November 15, 2023 10:46 PM

The weird thing is that Bezos could actually do a LOT better with all his money.

Bezos has always come across as the insecure high school dweeb who is now popular because he's rich. He cavorts with big names in order to comfort the unpopular nerd he is deep inside.

At François-Henri Pinault started with Linda Evangelista when she was hot after dumping the first wife before dumping her for Salma Hayek.

by Anonymousreply 114November 15, 2023 10:51 PM

"In the event of a water landing, Lauren Sánchez's boobs can be used as a flotation device by up to 12 passengers."

by Anonymousreply 115November 15, 2023 10:52 PM

Laruen to plastic surgeon: I want that Mob Wife Big Ang look. DONE.

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by Anonymousreply 116November 15, 2023 10:54 PM

[Quote] R28 She’s just not attractive. She must be very, very, very smart.

She's a chopper pilot and a former broadcast journalist. Coupled with her body she's probably a good fit for this guy who seems quite shallow despite his cash. She has enough personal accomplishments to refute the bimbo narrative.

by Anonymousreply 117November 15, 2023 11:23 PM

Lauren Sánchez? More like DIRTY Sánchez!

by Anonymousreply 118November 15, 2023 11:27 PM

I think she looks much better than she did a year ago. Looks like things have settled except her eyes. And speaking of, Jeff had his wonky eye fixed in addition to having the weird jaw installed.

by Anonymousreply 119November 15, 2023 11:41 PM

Jeff has obviously been hitting the steroids as well

by Anonymousreply 120November 15, 2023 11:43 PM

She's probably looking forward to stop pretending he's a sex machine

by Anonymousreply 121November 16, 2023 12:03 AM

She looks like a tarted up common puta.

by Anonymousreply 122November 16, 2023 12:47 AM

Very Sofia Vergara.

by Anonymousreply 123November 16, 2023 1:54 AM

R123, she wouldn't be a pimple on my ass.

by Anonymousreply 124November 16, 2023 1:57 AM

Sofia Vergara remained pretty through all the extravagant Latina bomb stylings and she and Joe were cartoonishly attractive.

by Anonymousreply 125November 16, 2023 3:36 AM

I adore this old climber.

Let's examine her collection:

1. A handsome former, still popular, NFL star

2. A wealthy Hollywood agent

3. One of a handful of the wealthiest men on Earth.

Well played. Well done.

As if you wouldn't hang on for dear life if Jeff Bezos cast a line towards you.

Bow Down, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 126November 16, 2023 3:42 AM

What did these people used to look like before surgical and pharmaceutical intervention?

by Anonymousreply 127November 16, 2023 5:20 AM

Here is what she really looks like. Not that photoshop bullshit in vogue.

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by Anonymousreply 128November 16, 2023 5:26 AM

That's even worse, R128!

by Anonymousreply 129November 16, 2023 5:32 AM

She looks super trashy at r128, like a low rent escort

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by Anonymousreply 131November 16, 2023 6:01 AM

I always had a crush on Patrick Whitesell. He’s now married to a beautiful younger, slender version of Sanchez.

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by Anonymousreply 132November 16, 2023 6:06 AM

I like the song about him

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by Anonymousreply 133November 16, 2023 6:45 AM

r106 funny you mention his mom. My parents had 2 couples they know split up after the man's mother died. It's like once mama was gone he could do whatever he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 134November 16, 2023 6:51 AM

The biggest whore is Vogue for creating this crap event - which happened only because it would be in Vogue - AND then photoshopping the fuck out of Miss Sanchez.

by Anonymousreply 135November 16, 2023 6:51 AM

[quote]What did these people used to look like before surgical and pharmaceutical intervention?

Like this.

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by Anonymousreply 136November 16, 2023 8:39 AM

R131, Madame Tussaud's did a great job!

by Anonymousreply 137November 16, 2023 6:11 PM

Quite big lips, and tits.

by Anonymousreply 138November 16, 2023 6:40 PM

Dudes love big ol’ bimbo tits.

by Anonymousreply 139November 16, 2023 6:42 PM

DVF has looked embalmed with a Joker smile for over 40 years. She must be 400 years old.

by Anonymousreply 140November 16, 2023 6:44 PM

R128 I do not want to be a fly on their bedroom wall.

by Anonymousreply 141November 17, 2023 3:50 AM

A Google search reveals that she was quite pretty once. Somewhere along the way she decided to morph into Daffy Duck. Why do people do this?

by Anonymousreply 142November 17, 2023 3:54 AM

Why? MONEY!!!! Billionaire seeks blowup doll girlfriend. I got this!

by Anonymousreply 143November 17, 2023 4:21 AM

This is really just the same old same old. Straight guys want a beauty queen to bring to the party, a whore in the bedroom. She's just that on steroids only instead of a beauty queen, she has some minor fame and accomplished enough to fly a helicopter.

by Anonymousreply 144November 17, 2023 4:25 AM

[quote]Dudes love big ol’ bimbo tits.

In fairness, threads featuring guys with huge muscular asses (or maybe butt implants) are a regular feature on DL.

by Anonymousreply 145November 17, 2023 5:36 AM

Not basketball size r145. I know a straight guy at work that LOVES woman with literal basket ball size titties. It's really a fetish at that point, I don't know where he finds that freaky shit.

by Anonymousreply 146November 17, 2023 5:44 AM

She sent her brother racy text messages she got from Bezos and the brother leaked them. Trashy family.

by Anonymousreply 147November 17, 2023 5:59 AM

Hopefully it didnt involve tampons, like that other trashy couple in Buckingham palace.

by Anonymousreply 148November 17, 2023 6:03 AM

I assume it was to make Bezos get divorced

by Anonymousreply 149November 17, 2023 6:05 AM

[quote]she has some minor fame and accomplished enough to fly a helicopter.

Can she still fly a helicopter, or do those bazooms get in the way of the controls?

by Anonymousreply 150November 17, 2023 8:36 AM

I wonder what would happen if she was in a car crash and the airbags deployed?

by Anonymousreply 151November 17, 2023 8:44 AM

I can't look at Bezos - his wonky eye is too disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 152November 17, 2023 9:56 AM

Jeff Bezooms

by Anonymousreply 153November 17, 2023 11:39 AM

she looka lika ho

by Anonymousreply 154November 17, 2023 12:01 PM

Caroline Ingalls was prettier. Isn't this the type you would prefer if you were straight? Not some run through whore.

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by Anonymousreply 155November 17, 2023 1:32 PM

No, straight guys love whores. Only us gays and other woman who like pretty looking woman.

by Anonymousreply 156November 17, 2023 1:38 PM

Like Rosebud in Kane, all the decades of hard work was for pecs. It’s always been about his pecs. He flexes in the privacy of his homes and marvels at his pecs.

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by Anonymousreply 157November 17, 2023 1:41 PM

Lol, r155.

I take it, and hope it, you’re being facetious.

For a nerd like Bezos, it doesn’t surprise me at all that he’s enthralled with a woman like Sanchez.

As I posted at r126, nothing succeeds like success. I don’t put her down, I bow down.

And, I’ve written this before and I do so again.

A DLer posted many years ago that he does business with very wealthy men, enough to realize that they when, looking for a new partner also note who a woman’s former spouses, boyfriends were because if they’re wealthy and famous it’s a reflection of their stays and power.

Well, that old, goofy-looking, dweeb Bezos is now in an exclusive club of 3, the other two members being a still popular NFL former player and an accomplished wealthy Hollywood agent to the stars.

That’s a part of his attract yo Sanchez, too.

Sanchez is in a class by herself. She played her cards well, patiently and effectively.

And the results speak for themselves.

So, while some of you dwell on calling her a whore and on her “trashy” look, I’ll admire her game.

by Anonymousreply 158November 17, 2023 1:53 PM

stays and power-status and power^

by Anonymousreply 159November 17, 2023 1:55 PM

R158 you are Ms. Judith Krantz, resurrected

by Anonymousreply 160November 17, 2023 2:07 PM

A guy like Jeff also likes that everyone can see what this is about - he owns some bimbo puss, she isn't sophisticated and doesn't challenge him. He doesn't want a sharp respectable woman. He wants to be seen as one of the cool jocks that gave him swirlies back in highschool.

by Anonymousreply 161November 17, 2023 2:12 PM

Thank you, r160

by Anonymousreply 162November 17, 2023 3:31 PM

Lauren Sánchez

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by Anonymousreply 163November 17, 2023 5:15 PM

I think Jeff is kind of cute. Am I alone?

by Anonymousreply 164November 17, 2023 6:29 PM

[quote]I think Jeff is kind of cute. Am I alone?

Not just alone. Deserted.

by Anonymousreply 165November 17, 2023 6:45 PM

Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Seriously?

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by Anonymousreply 166November 17, 2023 7:49 PM

Why is Bezos hugging up on Stephen Tyler?

by Anonymousreply 167November 17, 2023 8:12 PM

His public middle-aged crisis is cringeworthy to behold.

by Anonymousreply 168November 17, 2023 9:24 PM

I'm 59, but I can pass for 19!

by Anonymousreply 169November 17, 2023 9:25 PM

Indeed, r168. I first laughed at the picture, then I felt second hand embarrassment, (for a billionaire!). He is so the geek grown up living the life that teen boys fantasize about and men in their '20s and '30s try to pursue. I wonder if he was always in such an arrested state of emotional development. But, hey, he's living his best life.

by Anonymousreply 170November 17, 2023 9:35 PM

This is the best life he can find? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 171November 17, 2023 9:37 PM

Well, for someone who is at the emotional age of a 19 or 20 year old, yes. Arrested development.

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by Anonymousreply 173November 17, 2023 11:02 PM

Goggle, "Lauren Sanchez high school" for the before pics

by Anonymousreply 174November 17, 2023 11:50 PM

Are you kidding, r155??

by Anonymousreply 175November 18, 2023 12:16 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 176November 18, 2023 12:30 AM

Wow. Those tits are really bad.

by Anonymousreply 177November 18, 2023 12:32 AM

She certainly has the chonky thigh.

by Anonymousreply 178November 18, 2023 3:40 AM

Dear Della at R126 & r158,

You are unmistakable except for omission of the usual dead giveaways, "flapping over Lake Michigan" and "cheese sliding off crackers"

I Googled "Lauren Sanchez young" and it's clear from a multitude of photos dating back to her teenage years that her primary aim was pleasing some, really many/most men's eyes, and she was *trained* by someone as ambitious as Carole Middleton, though Lauren was obviously encouraged to play up her sexuality from the very beginning. She was beautiful and a knockout who still got herself cut for the purpose of obtaining men from a very young age.

It's not as though Bezos elicited this sudden surge of the "need to please as maudlin blowupish party treat doll who flies copters!" to encourage even more acts of cringe-worthy poses from her. Her history is REPLETE, except the only difference is her image and behavior don't square with a woman of her age and look clownish as she started wearing lower cut dresses that emphasized her Nth breast implants and were designed for the nearest nipple slips possible.

You can acknowledge the game, but not admire it as other competent, non-transactionsal women struggle to advance in their respective careers without 'seductions' or alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 179November 18, 2023 4:18 AM

R158 = Lauren Sanchez.

Hi bitch, no we dont bow down just because you literally slept your want to the top and had to turn your face and body into a carnival side show as part of the process. You realizes most people don't have to do that right?

by Anonymousreply 180November 18, 2023 5:27 AM

Legitimate stars must be mortified if they are at a party and Kris Jenner walks in.

by Anonymousreply 181November 18, 2023 6:17 AM

[quote] Bow Down, bitches.

Indeed, she was digging for gold and found a diamond mine.

by Anonymousreply 182November 18, 2023 6:29 AM

[quote] Hi bitch, no we dont bow down just because you literally slept your want to the top and had to turn your face and body into a carnival side show as part of the process.

Hunty, you know you would have done much more for much less.

by Anonymousreply 183November 18, 2023 6:31 AM

Not that anybody cares, but I lose respect for anybody I see cozying up to any Kardashian/Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 184November 18, 2023 6:47 AM

r179 here. After looking over her Wiki bio, "career gal" does not even appear to have completed a two year community college stint. She had more, better training in mind back then.

The strangest part is that most women who choose her path for money/fame (& maybe "luv") usually tone themselves down as they age, lest they leave a circus freak impression behind. Except she *embraces* it. Very weird.

by Anonymousreply 185November 18, 2023 6:51 AM

[quote] "In the event of a water landing, Lauren Sánchez's boobs can be used as a flotation device by up to 12 passengers."

R115 Oh, don't be silly. Now that Lauren has bagged her billionaire, it's only private jet flights for her from now on. And it's a good thing, too. With a couple hundred other passengers and their luggage aboard, just one of her implants would throw a commercial aircraft over its maximum weight and screw up the aerodynamics.

by Anonymousreply 186November 18, 2023 7:31 AM

Well, she has a very spunky personality, does not sound like your typical Hollywood blond bimbo so maybe that's what Bezos likes about her. Just had to turn her into a blowup doll for marriage to work.

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by Anonymousreply 187November 18, 2023 7:47 AM

In Barbra's memoir, one of the many over-the-top, gushing celebrity quotes she includes about herself and her work is from Diane von Fürstenberg:

[quote]Watching the movie, I was proud to be a woman. I was proud to Jewish and I was proud to know you. Bravo. This is a masterpiece.

Although Barbra claims the quote refers to "Yentl," Diane has clarified that her effusive praise was really for "Meet the Fockers."

by Anonymousreply 188November 18, 2023 8:13 AM

r179, I’m flattered, however, I must correct you.

My phrases are, “I could take a running start, flap my arms, and fly over Lake Michigan before that happens.” And, “ The cheese is off the cracker”.

If you insist upon stalking me, er, excuse me, alluding to my posts, employ the standard of doing it correctly or not at all.

Now, let’s see.

One can note the obvious, namely, Sanchez has succeeded at her own game, and I applauded her for that.

You’re the one who chose to read into that extraneous stuff, and assert from your high-horse in your last paragraph, that to observe what I observe about Sanchez denigrates other women.


I am closely related to educated , accomplished women and am one myself, enough to know that, as women, we have to employ every weapon at our disposal, physical, mental, emotional, intellectual, sexual to get by in this life.

And, oh boy, is Sanchez ever getting by in her life. I give her her due.

I stand by every word I’ve written in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 189November 18, 2023 12:49 PM

Dirty Sanchez

by Anonymousreply 190November 18, 2023 5:57 PM

Again he likes her personality.

He can literally buy a yacht, have 100 models on it in, make them all sign NDAs, pay them off each for a week long orgy of non stop orgasming and ego massaging but he doesn't do that.

He fell in love with this neighborly, over-done plastic surgery looking hot mess, because love. He loves his little plastic Frankensteina

by Anonymousreply 191November 20, 2023 4:59 AM

Anyway she's proof you can look ugly in a photo but be attractive when your personality shines through.

by Anonymousreply 192November 20, 2023 5:03 AM

R181 and r184, Including for Leonardo DiCaprio?

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by Anonymousreply 193November 20, 2023 10:56 AM

Young Jeff was adopted by his mother's second husband, a Cuban immigrant surname Bezos. Lauren is of a second-generation Mexican-American family.

So Jeff and Lauren, only five years apart, are similar in familial backgrounds.

Jeff was always a brilliant guy, Merit Scholar, Princeton, Phi Beta Kappa, interested in entrepreneurship, aeronautics, and media. Lauren had brains and beauty, and parlayed them into starting the first female-owned "aerial film and production company," an Emmy-winning TV career, and becoming a helicopter pilot.

So Jeff and Lauren have multiple interests and accomplishments in common, from before they met.

I believe their love stems from their certainty that they have each found their desired ideal combination in another.

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by Anonymousreply 194November 20, 2023 11:29 AM

How embarrassing to have your midlife crisis advertised for the world to see. He's the classic bald guy in a hot car with a big-titty trophy bimbo in the passenger seat.

by Anonymousreply 195November 20, 2023 1:13 PM

R194 No, I think she saw $. She told her ex she wasn't cheating on him with Jeff Bezos. She's playing for the money.

Jeff was bored with Mackenzie hence calling this spunky Sanchez 'Alive Girl.'

by Anonymousreply 196November 20, 2023 1:48 PM

R196, I never said money wasn't part of her "ideal combination." 😉

by Anonymousreply 197November 20, 2023 10:51 PM

Great post, r194.

by Anonymousreply 198November 21, 2023 2:19 AM

Now I’m thinking they’re kind of a cute couple. Stop me!!!

by Anonymousreply 199November 21, 2023 3:26 AM

She's the outgoing social one who bring people into his orbit. A lot of those Aspies type guys do that. They excel at one or two interests but lack normal social skills. She fills in his deficiency in relating to people.

by Anonymousreply 200November 21, 2023 3:39 AM

If he wanted to show her his body to turn her on he's definitely aspie.

Ain't nobody alive getting turned on by that unless they were paid

by Anonymousreply 201November 21, 2023 3:47 AM

They are both so physically ugly I want to hurl. They look like 80 year old sex clowns. I literally hate them.

by Anonymousreply 202November 21, 2023 4:11 AM

r193 (this is r184) I already thought DiCaprio is a fake douche, he is fortunate that Scorsese likes him.

by Anonymousreply 203November 21, 2023 5:30 AM

I was once in a band called “80-Year-Old Sex Clowns.”

by Anonymousreply 204November 21, 2023 5:35 AM

[quote]A Google search reveals that she was quite pretty once. Somewhere along the way she decided to morph into Daffy Duck. Why do people do this?

That always puzzled me too, until you consider that in the 1% social circles, or more like .1%, ALL the women look like that. People do whatever it takes to fit in.

Besides, even in her young pictures she had kind of a duck lip smile. Good posture too.

Didn’t realize Jeffo had a chin put in. Does he still have his geeky voice, or did he take training to lose it?

by Anonymousreply 205November 21, 2023 6:30 AM

R204 = Mick Jagger.

by Anonymousreply 206November 21, 2023 7:59 AM

R204, "IWWIAB"? Oh, DEAR!

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