Inside Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos’s Beverly Hills Engagement Party

She was once the prettiest girl in the room.Multiple cosmetic procedures have"fixed" this.

Meanwhile, much of the country is living in poverty, struggling to get by. Why the fuck are we supposed to care?

Who is Veronica Grazer?,Yikes.

Those tits are ridiculous.

Va va va voom!

He likes her personality.

I like her style!

I couldn't attend. I made plans to wash my hair that evening.

They sicken me. Big money white trash.

I wanted 2 go sooo bad but J said no.

And that’s $5 million to inner city schools. Take that bitch!

It looks like they have hot, sweaty, sexy sex.

She needs to be in the Gold Digging Whore Hall of Fame, right next to Wendi Murdoch.

Kris Jenner looks good

R12 I do not seeing the hot sex lasting long. I think once she has a ring she will tone down her sexual energy and/or vice a versa.

I bet Jeff styles her to show the world what a babe he bagged. He probably cums on her fake tits in less than a minute.

R 12 Oh dear...

R17 oops, sorry. I do indeed need an oh, dear. It’s been years since I have had one. I am shamed. 😞

Why the fuck was Oprah there? Jesus, she goes to the opening of an envelope. Vogue has slipped so much. Who gives a shit what some douchey billionaire and his gold digger are up to?

R18 Yeah but in my "Oh dear" I formatted incorrectly. We both are shamed.

Looking like twin uncle festers in her frock

She must have Berlin gay sex club basement cocksucking skills.

As one can see from the text and pictures, there still are beautiful people amongst us. Somewhere. We are just never one of their number.

R23 is it just me, but wtf are you saying?

She has a great body, but that dress needs a longer length. It could have a slit, and still be sexy but as it is it looks trashy.

Smile. Read, and vogued.

Iow, it's just you, sweetie.

She’s just not attractive. She must be very, very, very smart.

Any Angelenos remember when Lauren used to co-anchor My13 News with Rick Garcia?

r24 answers her own posts

She looks like the epitome of a trashy mid life crisis second wife, the human equivalent of a red Porsche.

Fucked-up face like The Joker and ridiculous rock-hard bolted-on tits.

Must be able to suck chrome from a bumper💋

Diane Von Furstenberg? The one who showed us her ass in blue jeans in the 1980s?

OP….

I admire the way she sunk her claws into Bezos and played the game perfectly to get the ring. She knows how to keep her mouth shut. They are tacky, but you never hear rumors about either of them.

[quote]She knows how to keep her mouth shut.

Or open.

She also knows how to keep her mouth 💋open

Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie...and everything that goes in is a cock.

That dress is ridiculous. So tacky.

Overly big lips, slits for eyes, and fake boobs. I find her so unattractive. If you look at pics of her on his yacht, she always poses when she showers.

She has spunk, can fly a helicopter and looks like a RealDoll. That’s what he likes I guess. But to think of all the women he could’ve had, she’s it.

I hate spunk

She looks like John Leguizamo on drag.

He could have had me! And Harvey!

Kris Jenner of course chose the tackiest Chanel dress made - with Chanel spelled out all over it. New money trash.

[quote]I couldn't attend. I made plans to wash my hair that evening.

My invitation was lost in the mail.

Veronica Grazer needs some of the Sanchez extra boobage.

[quote] I admire the way she sunk her claws into Bezos and played the game perfectly to get the ring. She knows how to keep her mouth shut.

What r35 said here^

Give this champion, Sanchez, her due.

Her lingerie should be retired and hang from the rafters of the Hall of Fame of the SBL - Snagging Billionaires League

lol r8 and r10

Oh, and by the way, Staudinger is married to Ari Emmanuel whose firm reps Markle.

She looks like a Thai Ladyboy

LOL @ Barry Diller gushing about how in love they are

He let go beautiful Princeton grad and philanthropist MacKenzie Scott for THIS?

I bagged a billionaire, too

Then I mysteriously fell off a balcony. Whoops!

I like them. Unapologetically over the top...and loving it.

Jeff, I can work computer.

He supposedly has a huge penis. Did he always have one or was it a later edition, like his muscles and the majority of his jawline?

Were Mr. and Mr. David Geffen invited?

They look so good.

She’s his Camilla.

Quite big tits.

[quote]Looking like twin uncle festers in her frock.

Or twin Jeff Bezoses.

Did Barry Diller hit on Robert Pattinson?

She is too old and too vulgar to be the second wife of a guy this important and rich. I don't get it. This is extra extra trashy.

In The View clip posted upthread, who is she referring to that was mean to her when she guest-hosted it with The Ladies?

[quote]She is too old and too vulgar to be the second wife of a guy this important and rich. I don't get it. This is extra extra trashy.

So true. Shood be THURD wyf.

She's grotesque. Imagine being a billionaire and having your pick of any woman on earth, and choosing this Joker-faced uggo, misshapen clown. I mean, good for her I guess. She's got literally nothing to work with and she bagged one of the word's richest men with her grift.

Coochie-Coochie!

At least she’s age appropriate.

^Her tits are underage, however. Lips too……both sets.

Grotesque indeed. She and Kimberly G must patronize the same cosmetic surgeon. Somewhere out there is a drag queen sharpening her stilettos. I can't wait.

Kimberly Guilfoyle has got to be pissed that she had the same work done as Lauren yet she ends up with Junior tRump. They both have the stretched out trout pout and big fake boobies.

You guys would be surprised with the oral skills of those type of woman. Was having a chat about it once with this woman I work for is a LOT better looking than this trash and older too. I thought begin a gay man I would be giving her tips, it was the other way around. No gag reflex, all the way down, don't taste the cum if it past your tongue down the throat, it rolled off her lips like everyone did it that way. Then I realized no wonder her straight husband bought her millions of dollars in jewelry and wont give up on her even during a divorce.

I can't help thinking that those economy size bazooms of hers are meant to draw attention away from her ugly face.

A lot of billionaires are sex addicts and can’t stop seeing prostitutes, so Sanchez probably saved Bezos from himself. She works the whole prostitute look bc that is what he likes, and is attracted to. Most of the men he is friends with have a new prostitute “girlfriend” every 2 weeks. There’s a whole world of women who just cater to these men, they are not call girls from Ashley Dupre/Elliot Spitzer thing but instead it’s a mini-“girlfriend experience” where the women come on the boat, vacation house, plane etc and they fulfill the sexual needs of the billionaire for the 2 weeks or more that it last. Most of these prostitute women use a lot of drugs, they are bipolar, have personality disorders etc etc so after 2 weeks it’s pretty much ENOUGH!! Sanchez saved Bezos from this lifestyle he was heading towards. Although he will probably be in it after 5 years into his marriage. All of the married women at this party ( Grazer, Hayek, the Ari Emmanuel wife girl) have husbands who chest constantly.. these men have an opportunity to cheat every hour of the day and most are highly manipulative sociopaths so they need the stimulation from seeing prostitutes

She kind of looks like a whored-up version of his first wife. I do wonder if they will actually get married, though.

That piece of shit R8 showed up.

Just an obsessive loser, piece of shit. That's R8 for you. It's not enough that he shits up this site with his obsession with Meghan and Harry, he has to ruin every thread he reads too.

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **2** The significant other of the wealthy bookseller always wanted to be in Vogue. So, a donation to the editor's favorite charity and the next thing you know, an article and pictures and a Kneepads worthy article. Lauren Sánchez/Jeff Bezos (Exclusive! Inside Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos’s Beverly Hills Engagement Party)

R29 I do. She was incredibly beautiful and charming.

It's a sad affair when Oprah is the best dressed.

I hope she bought those tits during prime week.

R72 I think that's a really good explanation. At the same time, if I were Bezos I would not want to look at her trainwreck of a mug across the dinner table every night.

The Amazon Employee of the Month award got to have "dinner" with Bezos.

What is it with these incredibly dull billionaire nerds these days? Bezos,Musk, Zuck and Gates I'm looking at you

[quote]“They’re very in love with each other—they’re demonstrably in love”

As R49 pointed out, noted expert in love Barry Diller protests too much.

"I admire the way she sunk her claws into Bezos and played the game perfectly to get the ring. She knows how to keep her mouth shut."

Meaning - she kept her mouth shut to the press? To friends who might gossip? She didn't nag Jeff to put a ring on it? Sorry for being dense I'm not sure what this means.

R31, A red PORSCHE?! That's Ferrari's color!

Silicone Valley

Filthy Sanchez

Vogue is really scraping the bottom of the trash barrel.

Yeah, what r87 said.

R72 has it. Lauren is dressing (and "augmenting") for Jeff, not us, the outside- DL world, or even decorum.

Moreover, she seems not to be erring by having a career at this time; i.e., she's keeping tabs, heh [See: Henri Pinault, Salma Hayek Is Being Cheated On By] [See: Wings, Linda McCartney Joins].

And we all know the exchange between Elizabeth Taylor and Princess Margaret about a "vulgar" ring!

That is some shitty plastic surgery for someone who a gazillonaire. Can she fix her face?

But the party photos paint a picture of such a fun evening!

Does Barry DIller have a business to unload? Or do he and Diane von Furstenberg do this sort of this for sport, as the social life version of a mercy fuck? Fodder for gales of laughter from the back of the car on the ride home? "And did you see....?" "Yes! Yes. I know exactly who you are going to say...Oh, don't think I didn't see that!"

I'm 20 years younger than DIller and pitifully poor by comparison, but one of the great pleasures of life in my advanced years is laughing and saying "oh fuck, no" to invitations involving much forced emotion. At least I enjoy the luxury of not surrounding myself with cretins and climbers.

Did anyone else catch this Freudian Slip typo: "Diller and von Furstenberg, as two of the couple’s closet friends, played host." Closet friends, hahaha!

And I thought I was the biggest gold digger.

She’s had one of those god obvious chin implants. From certain angles she looks like one of those weird twins.

"Sanchez saved Bezos from this lifestyle he was..."

He was cheating on his wife and had no intention of divorcing. His wife found out and divorced him. Walking away with more billions than she can ever spend. Which is why she's always smiling.

see what money can buy.

in those pictures she actually looks like a blow up doll.

What a ludicrous looking woman. Depressing.

Sanchez better be careful when pinning on a brooch or corsage.

She looks like a scary Halloween mask.

If you stick her with a pin, will she pop??

[quote][R29] I do. She was incredibly beautiful and charming.

I wouldn't know. I only had eyes for Rick Garcia.

She looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle's twin now.

That’s a girl you booty call, not take out in public.

How long do we think this will last. I'd give it less than 5 years.

At least he probably was smart enough to get a good prenup this time.

Is Jeff's mother dead? I can't see Lauren as a girl you would bring home to meet mom.

Way too much tits. She looks like a whore.

Lauren Sanchez...always keepin' it cheap and vulgar.

LOOKS like a whore?

If you want to know what's inside Alive Girl, put a conch shell up to your ear.

You silly folk, her tits is were she's storing all the cash. A girl with a pre-nup has to be careful.

Ben Affleck: Jennifer Garner soccer mom to Jlo hustler

Jeff Bezos: Mackenzie Scott natural beauty philanthropist to Lauren Sanchez Franken boobs

Here’s the thing that baffles me, and this is a topic foreign for most DLers.

Fake boobs don’t feel like real ones at all. So if you like boobs, implants are a poor substitute.

(I used to be with women a lot, even after I came out, and experienced both real and fake breasts.)

The weird thing is that Bezos could actually do a LOT better with all his money.

Bezos has always come across as the insecure high school dweeb who is now popular because he's rich. He cavorts with big names in order to comfort the unpopular nerd he is deep inside.

At François-Henri Pinault started with Linda Evangelista when she was hot after dumping the first wife before dumping her for Salma Hayek.

"In the event of a water landing, Lauren Sánchez's boobs can be used as a flotation device by up to 12 passengers."

Laruen to plastic surgeon: I want that Mob Wife Big Ang look. DONE.

[Quote] R28 She’s just not attractive. She must be very, very, very smart.

She's a chopper pilot and a former broadcast journalist. Coupled with her body she's probably a good fit for this guy who seems quite shallow despite his cash. She has enough personal accomplishments to refute the bimbo narrative.

Lauren Sánchez? More like DIRTY Sánchez!

I think she looks much better than she did a year ago. Looks like things have settled except her eyes. And speaking of, Jeff had his wonky eye fixed in addition to having the weird jaw installed.

Jeff has obviously been hitting the steroids as well

She's probably looking forward to stop pretending he's a sex machine

She looks like a tarted up common puta.

Very Sofia Vergara.

R123, she wouldn't be a pimple on my ass.

Sofia Vergara remained pretty through all the extravagant Latina bomb stylings and she and Joe were cartoonishly attractive.

I adore this old climber.

Let's examine her collection:

1. A handsome former, still popular, NFL star

2. A wealthy Hollywood agent

3. One of a handful of the wealthiest men on Earth.

Well played. Well done.

As if you wouldn't hang on for dear life if Jeff Bezos cast a line towards you.

Bow Down, bitches.

What did these people used to look like before surgical and pharmaceutical intervention?

Here is what she really looks like. Not that photoshop bullshit in vogue.

That's even worse, R128!

She looks super trashy at r128, like a low rent escort

Gangsta

I always had a crush on Patrick Whitesell. He’s now married to a beautiful younger, slender version of Sanchez.

I like the song about him

r106 funny you mention his mom. My parents had 2 couples they know split up after the man's mother died. It's like once mama was gone he could do whatever he wanted.

The biggest whore is Vogue for creating this crap event - which happened only because it would be in Vogue - AND then photoshopping the fuck out of Miss Sanchez.

[quote]What did these people used to look like before surgical and pharmaceutical intervention?

Like this.

R131, Madame Tussaud's did a great job!

Quite big lips, and tits.

Dudes love big ol’ bimbo tits.

DVF has looked embalmed with a Joker smile for over 40 years. She must be 400 years old.

R128 I do not want to be a fly on their bedroom wall.

A Google search reveals that she was quite pretty once. Somewhere along the way she decided to morph into Daffy Duck. Why do people do this?

Why? MONEY!!!! Billionaire seeks blowup doll girlfriend. I got this!

This is really just the same old same old. Straight guys want a beauty queen to bring to the party, a whore in the bedroom. She's just that on steroids only instead of a beauty queen, she has some minor fame and accomplished enough to fly a helicopter.

[quote]Dudes love big ol’ bimbo tits.

In fairness, threads featuring guys with huge muscular asses (or maybe butt implants) are a regular feature on DL.

Not basketball size r145. I know a straight guy at work that LOVES woman with literal basket ball size titties. It's really a fetish at that point, I don't know where he finds that freaky shit.

She sent her brother racy text messages she got from Bezos and the brother leaked them. Trashy family.

Hopefully it didnt involve tampons, like that other trashy couple in Buckingham palace.

I assume it was to make Bezos get divorced

[quote]she has some minor fame and accomplished enough to fly a helicopter.

Can she still fly a helicopter, or do those bazooms get in the way of the controls?

I wonder what would happen if she was in a car crash and the airbags deployed?

I can't look at Bezos - his wonky eye is too disturbing.

Jeff Bezooms

she looka lika ho

Caroline Ingalls was prettier. Isn't this the type you would prefer if you were straight? Not some run through whore.

No, straight guys love whores. Only us gays and other woman who like pretty looking woman.

Like Rosebud in Kane, all the decades of hard work was for pecs. It’s always been about his pecs. He flexes in the privacy of his homes and marvels at his pecs.

Lol, r155.

I take it, and hope it, you’re being facetious.

For a nerd like Bezos, it doesn’t surprise me at all that he’s enthralled with a woman like Sanchez.

As I posted at r126, nothing succeeds like success. I don’t put her down, I bow down.

And, I’ve written this before and I do so again.

A DLer posted many years ago that he does business with very wealthy men, enough to realize that they when, looking for a new partner also note who a woman’s former spouses, boyfriends were because if they’re wealthy and famous it’s a reflection of their stays and power.

Well, that old, goofy-looking, dweeb Bezos is now in an exclusive club of 3, the other two members being a still popular NFL former player and an accomplished wealthy Hollywood agent to the stars.

That’s a part of his attract yo Sanchez, too.

Sanchez is in a class by herself. She played her cards well, patiently and effectively.

And the results speak for themselves.

So, while some of you dwell on calling her a whore and on her “trashy” look, I’ll admire her game.

stays and power-status and power^

R158 you are Ms. Judith Krantz, resurrected

A guy like Jeff also likes that everyone can see what this is about - he owns some bimbo puss, she isn't sophisticated and doesn't challenge him. He doesn't want a sharp respectable woman. He wants to be seen as one of the cool jocks that gave him swirlies back in highschool.

Thank you, r160

Lauren Sánchez

I think Jeff is kind of cute. Am I alone?

[quote]I think Jeff is kind of cute. Am I alone?

Not just alone. Deserted.

Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Seriously?

Why is Bezos hugging up on Stephen Tyler?

His public middle-aged crisis is cringeworthy to behold.

I'm 59, but I can pass for 19!

Indeed, r168. I first laughed at the picture, then I felt second hand embarrassment, (for a billionaire!). He is so the geek grown up living the life that teen boys fantasize about and men in their '20s and '30s try to pursue. I wonder if he was always in such an arrested state of emotional development. But, hey, he's living his best life.

This is the best life he can find? Wow.

Well, for someone who is at the emotional age of a 19 or 20 year old, yes. Arrested development.

....

Goggle, "Lauren Sanchez high school" for the before pics

Are you kidding, r155??

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Wow. Those tits are really bad.

She certainly has the chonky thigh.

Dear Della at R126 & r158,

You are unmistakable except for omission of the usual dead giveaways, "flapping over Lake Michigan" and "cheese sliding off crackers"

I Googled "Lauren Sanchez young" and it's clear from a multitude of photos dating back to her teenage years that her primary aim was pleasing some, really many/most men's eyes, and she was *trained* by someone as ambitious as Carole Middleton, though Lauren was obviously encouraged to play up her sexuality from the very beginning. She was beautiful and a knockout who still got herself cut for the purpose of obtaining men from a very young age.

It's not as though Bezos elicited this sudden surge of the "need to please as maudlin blowupish party treat doll who flies copters!" to encourage even more acts of cringe-worthy poses from her. Her history is REPLETE, except the only difference is her image and behavior don't square with a woman of her age and look clownish as she started wearing lower cut dresses that emphasized her Nth breast implants and were designed for the nearest nipple slips possible.

You can acknowledge the game, but not admire it as other competent, non-transactionsal women struggle to advance in their respective careers without 'seductions' or alcohol.

R158 = Lauren Sanchez.

Hi bitch, no we dont bow down just because you literally slept your want to the top and had to turn your face and body into a carnival side show as part of the process. You realizes most people don't have to do that right?

Legitimate stars must be mortified if they are at a party and Kris Jenner walks in.

[quote] Bow Down, bitches.

Indeed, she was digging for gold and found a diamond mine.

[quote] Hi bitch, no we dont bow down just because you literally slept your want to the top and had to turn your face and body into a carnival side show as part of the process.

Hunty, you know you would have done much more for much less.

Not that anybody cares, but I lose respect for anybody I see cozying up to any Kardashian/Jenner.

r179 here. After looking over her Wiki bio, "career gal" does not even appear to have completed a two year community college stint. She had more, better training in mind back then.

The strangest part is that most women who choose her path for money/fame (& maybe "luv") usually tone themselves down as they age, lest they leave a circus freak impression behind. Except she *embraces* it. Very weird.

[quote] "In the event of a water landing, Lauren Sánchez's boobs can be used as a flotation device by up to 12 passengers."

R115 Oh, don't be silly. Now that Lauren has bagged her billionaire, it's only private jet flights for her from now on. And it's a good thing, too. With a couple hundred other passengers and their luggage aboard, just one of her implants would throw a commercial aircraft over its maximum weight and screw up the aerodynamics.

Well, she has a very spunky personality, does not sound like your typical Hollywood blond bimbo so maybe that's what Bezos likes about her. Just had to turn her into a blowup doll for marriage to work.

In Barbra's memoir, one of the many over-the-top, gushing celebrity quotes she includes about herself and her work is from Diane von Fürstenberg:

[quote]Watching the movie, I was proud to be a woman. I was proud to Jewish and I was proud to know you. Bravo. This is a masterpiece.

Although Barbra claims the quote refers to "Yentl," Diane has clarified that her effusive praise was really for "Meet the Fockers."

r179, I’m flattered, however, I must correct you.

My phrases are, “I could take a running start, flap my arms, and fly over Lake Michigan before that happens.” And, “ The cheese is off the cracker”.

If you insist upon stalking me, er, excuse me, alluding to my posts, employ the standard of doing it correctly or not at all.

Now, let’s see.

One can note the obvious, namely, Sanchez has succeeded at her own game, and I applauded her for that.

You’re the one who chose to read into that extraneous stuff, and assert from your high-horse in your last paragraph, that to observe what I observe about Sanchez denigrates other women.

Bullshit.

I am closely related to educated , accomplished women and am one myself, enough to know that, as women, we have to employ every weapon at our disposal, physical, mental, emotional, intellectual, sexual to get by in this life.

And, oh boy, is Sanchez ever getting by in her life. I give her her due.

I stand by every word I’ve written in this thread.

Dirty Sanchez

Again he likes her personality.

He can literally buy a yacht, have 100 models on it in, make them all sign NDAs, pay them off each for a week long orgy of non stop orgasming and ego massaging but he doesn't do that.

He fell in love with this neighborly, over-done plastic surgery looking hot mess, because love. He loves his little plastic Frankensteina

Anyway she's proof you can look ugly in a photo but be attractive when your personality shines through.

R181 and r184, Including for Leonardo DiCaprio?

Young Jeff was adopted by his mother's second husband, a Cuban immigrant surname Bezos. Lauren is of a second-generation Mexican-American family.

So Jeff and Lauren, only five years apart, are similar in familial backgrounds.

Jeff was always a brilliant guy, Merit Scholar, Princeton, Phi Beta Kappa, interested in entrepreneurship, aeronautics, and media. Lauren had brains and beauty, and parlayed them into starting the first female-owned "aerial film and production company," an Emmy-winning TV career, and becoming a helicopter pilot.

So Jeff and Lauren have multiple interests and accomplishments in common, from before they met.

I believe their love stems from their certainty that they have each found their desired ideal combination in another.

How embarrassing to have your midlife crisis advertised for the world to see. He's the classic bald guy in a hot car with a big-titty trophy bimbo in the passenger seat.

R194 No, I think she saw $. She told her ex she wasn't cheating on him with Jeff Bezos. She's playing for the money.

Jeff was bored with Mackenzie hence calling this spunky Sanchez 'Alive Girl.'

R196, I never said money wasn't part of her "ideal combination." 😉

Great post, r194.

Now I’m thinking they’re kind of a cute couple. Stop me!!!

She's the outgoing social one who bring people into his orbit. A lot of those Aspies type guys do that. They excel at one or two interests but lack normal social skills. She fills in his deficiency in relating to people.

If he wanted to show her his body to turn her on he's definitely aspie.

Ain't nobody alive getting turned on by that unless they were paid

They are both so physically ugly I want to hurl. They look like 80 year old sex clowns. I literally hate them.

r193 (this is r184) I already thought DiCaprio is a fake douche, he is fortunate that Scorsese likes him.

I was once in a band called “80-Year-Old Sex Clowns.”

[quote]A Google search reveals that she was quite pretty once. Somewhere along the way she decided to morph into Daffy Duck. Why do people do this?

That always puzzled me too, until you consider that in the 1% social circles, or more like .1%, ALL the women look like that. People do whatever it takes to fit in.

Besides, even in her young pictures she had kind of a duck lip smile. Good posture too.

Didn’t realize Jeffo had a chin put in. Does he still have his geeky voice, or did he take training to lose it?

R204 = Mick Jagger.

R204, "IWWIAB"? Oh, DEAR!