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Once upon a time

My dad forced me to get a job so I’d learn the value of money. I worked in an upscale men’s boutique. I was a shop girl. I hated it. I decided to create my own entertainment on the job. My manager said I should say “may I help you”? I did just that only I said it using an extremely mean, hateful tone of voice. You should have seen the looks some of these customers had on their faces when I approached them with my bullshit. I could barely get it out of my mouth before I had to bust out laughing at the absurdity of what I did. Needless to say, I was fired after an hour or so. I laughed my way out the door.

by Anonymousreply 21November 19, 2023 10:40 PM

And how do you make your living today?

by Anonymousreply 1November 15, 2023 12:54 AM

Trust fund

by Anonymousreply 2November 15, 2023 12:55 AM

"tone of voice"

As opposed to saying something in a tone of... ?

by Anonymousreply 3November 15, 2023 12:58 AM

I have an only fans

by Anonymousreply 4November 15, 2023 1:01 AM

Fart for fun

by Anonymousreply 5November 15, 2023 1:08 AM

You should write a play

by Anonymousreply 6November 15, 2023 1:43 AM

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was not a bad movie. I just watched it and was surprised how much I enjoyed it.

by Anonymousreply 7November 15, 2023 3:35 AM

You know I’m having another one of my zany flashbacks….

I got really smashed at a local bar on karaoke night. The place started to wind down a bit but was about half full. There was a lull in singers up on stage so I told my friend “Get a load of this”. I went up on stage and sang “Thanks For The Medicare” acapella! lol I did it straight faced too! There was a lady in the audience who roared out with laughter. It was funnier than my performance! Lol. Part of what made it all so hilarious is that I think I was 27 years old at the time! Cheers!

by Anonymousreply 8November 15, 2023 10:06 PM

Seek help.

by Anonymousreply 9November 15, 2023 10:09 PM

For what r9? For being fun?

by Anonymousreply 10November 15, 2023 10:10 PM

No, for being a raging narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 11November 15, 2023 10:12 PM

Die mad you salty bitch r11

by Anonymousreply 12November 15, 2023 10:51 PM

Oh Lordy won’t you buy me a new Mercedes Benz?

by Anonymousreply 13November 15, 2023 11:01 PM

More stories, I’m bored. TIA.

by Anonymousreply 14November 16, 2023 12:05 AM

Something is off with this OP.

by Anonymousreply 15November 16, 2023 12:36 AM

In the spirit of OP, I'll share too.

Once upon a time one thing led to another and I took a shit and it hurt!

Another time there was a customer and I was mean to them. Then we were friends. It really makes you think.

Another time I walked by desk and there was a Taylor Swift poster on it. I thought this was sad.

This other time there was this guy and I met up with him at a party and we had sex. Long story short, it was amazing!

We had fish tacos at work and I threw up in a trash can in front of the VP.

I saw a giant dog at a dog park once. It was incredible.

by Anonymousreply 16November 16, 2023 12:55 AM

I love R16.

by Anonymousreply 17November 16, 2023 1:01 AM

OP have you ever tortured or murdered a small animal? You seem the type.

by Anonymousreply 18November 16, 2023 1:03 AM

Why didn’t this thread gain traction?

by Anonymousreply 19November 19, 2023 10:30 PM

I’m a lover not a fighter, r18

by Anonymousreply 20November 19, 2023 10:37 PM

I was a pretty gay boy who was rich. My mom always instilled into me that I was rape bait. I’ve always been on high alert.

by Anonymousreply 21November 19, 2023 10:40 PM
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