Let’s Be Earthquake! (1974)

I'm Victoria Principals closet filled with only yellow t-shirts.

I’m Victoria’s “new Jan Brady” wig!

I'm the animated blood.

I’m the fag bodybuilding posters on the wall.

I'm the first spoken line in the movie:

"Goddammit!"

I'm the semi-truck filled with beef that falls off the bridge.

I am the huge concert sized subwoofer speakers brought to each movie theater with the film so that movie goers would feel the rumble of their seats shake in "sensurround"

I'm Ava Gardner's incredibly sensitive hand. A man steps on it on the ladder and that causes so much pain she lets go and plunges to her death. He just stepped on it. It wasn't severed.

I'm the pantyhose used to hoist all the office workers down the makeshift chairlift.

I'm Richard Roundtree whom we can never decide whether he lives or dies.

I'm the phosphene gas. It's not exactly explained why I start coming through the HVAC vents.

We're the Vint brothers and, well, this was pretty much the high point of our acting careers.

[quote]I'm the semi-truck filled with beef that falls off the bridge.

I'm the glued-in miniature cows in said semi that remained in place while falling.

I'm Walter Matuschanskayasky.

I'm Marjoe Gortner. How did I get in this?

I am the fore shock before the big one that almost never happens in real life. Until the 2019 when LA experienced a 6.4 and 7.1 the very next day.

I'm Genevieve Bujold about to be chased down a hill by a collapsing house.

I'm the dumb people on the street looking up at the slabs of concrete about to fall on them.

Attention! Attention! This is Miss Schuester. Please listen very carefully. A killer earthquake has devastated L.A. and is coming this way.

I’m a big crack

[quote]I'm Walter Matuschanskayasky.

I'm "Bobby Riggs!"

I'm drowning Ava grateful she has a block of wood to hold on to.

I am Towering Inferno with OJ Simpson, you are riding my coat tails of disaster movies.

I'm George Kennedy... wait, aren't I supposed to be in yet ANOTHER Airport movie?

I'm the 101 things that don't actually happen during an earthquake.

I'm Genevieve Bujold's audition scene which she rehearses for Heston ("Introductions, Introductions)

I'm falling out of an office building.

I’m the squirt of ketchup when the elevator hits rock bottom.

[quote]R23: I am Towering Inferno with OJ Simpson, you are riding my coat tails of disaster movies.

Actually, it was the other way around. 'Earthquake' (1974) was released November 15th, and 'The Towering Inferno' (1974) on December 16th. It rode Earthquake's coat tails.

I'm me, now wanting to watch myself and my campy (kinda) friends. I'm available on Prime if you have a subscription

I'm Victoria Principal's TITTAYS!

I'm the hilarious yet touching mother and daughter scene so badly overacted it's a miracle it's still in the movie. 'Mother! Mother!"

Victoria was very pretty. She sure fucked her face up later.

Secret shame: I think Marjoe is kind of hot in this.

No shame r33 He was a piece of ass in his day.

I'm the city's hope of recovery as the credits roll.

I used Victoria Principal’s Principal Secret skin care line for a while in the 90s. It was pretty good.

I'm the guy on my stilt house balcony, drinking a Coors and eating a chicken leg.

[quote]Actually, it was the other way around. 'Earthquake' (1974) was released November 15th, and 'The Towering Inferno' (1974) on December 16th. It rode Earthquake's coat tails.

Actually bitches you were both riding my coat tails. - The Poseidon Adventure, December 1972.

[quote]R38: Actually bitches you were both riding my coat tails. - The Poseidon Adventure, December 1972.

Touché, R38.

On second thought, though, all these rode on the coat tails of 'Airport' 1970. ;)

For you, R1:

Continuity mistake: When the big afro gal opens her jacket to show Lew her shirt, her nipples change appearance between shots, from visible, to smooth like she's wearing a bra, and then visible again.

I'm Victoria Principal's afro

I'm the miniature Los Angeles built for this movie. I was on display at the original Universal Studios tour.

I'm The Big One

[R41] Jan Brady wants her wig back, Victoria

I’m the splitting headache experienced by moviegoers who had to sit thru this piece of crap and the damn speakers.

I’m Lorne Greene who about the same age as my daughter Ava Gardner and I am obsessed with pantyhose.

I'm the 15 extras on the Universal backlot.

I'm Audrey Hepburn and so glad I dodged this bullet.

I'm still standing.

I'm not a wig

I'm Lucille Ball as a grizzled streetwalker named Checkers, if Gary hadn't talked her out of it.

I’m Iceland.

R49 is that the house that falls down?

R53 Yes, it is, according to IMDB.