Billie Eilish comes out

An autistic vegan lesbian?

Umm, ok. But hasn't she been with some weird, controlling, much- older dude for like a decade now?

Nevermind.

Her brother?

Of what?

She recently made a big deal out of dating an older guy

Queerbaiting or realizing she is bi/gay?

Baiting.

I had always assumed she was from the Isle of Lesbos due to her size and general slovenliness. I didn't realise she ever had a boyfriend.

What do you mean do to her size? She's normal size, only thing is she has very large breasts. Which is why I think she wears baggy clothes

The tranny bandwagon can't be far behind

She always looks so fucking miserable.

R11 Life is miserable

She's the girl who went to high school wearing Cookie Monster pajamas and smelled like cigarettes.

Wary of anyone under 30 (at the absolute youngest) who talks of their youth in past tense and claims to have achieved enlightenment. She hasn't spent enough time off the red carpet to think a deep enough thought.

She should pose nude.

Her eyes always look like she's about to nod off into a heroin-induced coma. Her music and singing sound the same way.

And her attitude is so off-putting - like she's lived a dozen lifetimes in her 21 years and she's just so OVER it all. Any picture of her shows her looking bored as fuck.

Wake up, little girlie. You know NOTHING! And no one cares THAT MUCH about your stupid body or allegedly big-ass tits. Go away for awhile, get some perspective about life not lived up your own ass all the time, then call us in 15 years.

"What can I do to get more publicity? Oh, I know! Tell everyone I'm 'queer.'"

r9, yes absolutely. A lot of women with giant cans go the baggy route. The record label made her go "sexy" with her last album with tight fitting corsets, blonde hair, and proclamations of how she loves her body, , but as soon as the promoting was over, she went back to baggy.clothes and dark hair.

Watched 20 seconds of her video, which convinced me I will see "Barbie" when hell freezes. The article convinced me she needs a college education so she can talk about something other than her completely uninteresting boobs.

Do we have to take her? She has limited talent, marginal hygiene, and a constant need for attention. I've already had sufficient.

She looks like a man

The closest she came to "coming out" is saying she's attracted to women. She can spin that any way she wants. "Attracted like, you know, magnets are attracted to metal. Like, literally I am drawn to them but why did everybody have to make it about sex?? I am so victimized and it's like literally so unfair."

Go Back In!

[quote]She always looks so fucking miserable.

Liberals in general have become a miserable, pessimistic bunch the farther left they have gotten the past decade. Look at all the gloom & doom music, movies, TV, etc. they produce.

This whole 'woke' era (c. 2010s & 2020s) is going to be remembered as very ugly and depressing and will be mocked and lampooned in ten years or so.

R24 It's the same thing as "emo" just a different label.

[quoute] Liberals in general have become a miserable, pessimistic bunch the farther left they have gotten the past decade.

and conservatives haven't?

[quote] Liberals in general have become a miserable, pessimistic bunch the farther left they have gotten the past decade.

and conservatives haven't?

Girls are wrongly taught that they look more beautiful when they smile.

Duh, I am not shocked. It was very obvious. Good for her.

Is she munching on Olivia Rodrigo? She has a bit of Ozempic face too Good on her

Who DIDN'T know she was a lesbian. Whose next? Allison Janney? Camryn Manheim?

R31 All the men she dated, I would assume. Wait, Allison Janney is gay??

R22 She also posted this. But then again, Madonna "came out as gay" on TikTok not that long ago as well. So it could be nothing

I like Billie Eilish. It's refreshing to hear something on a pop station that doesn't sound like everything else.

She’s a typical fat, low-energy, blue-haired, “queer” Gen Z. Nothing original about her.

Exactly, R35. They're all "out there and edgy" in exactly the same fucking way. SO boring.

She's a Gen Zer from Highland Park born of X hippie parents. Of course she's miserable, who's not, ironically, or not, in Highland Park. It sucks.

I don't take this as coming out, rather baiting. "I'm so bored, saying nothing, having everything."

She also goth baited but I doubt she knows who she is or what the fuck she stands for.

Comes out as what? A terrible “singer”? We already knew.

OP, quote it. We’re not reading all that shit.

But what is a woman?

[quote] Queerbaiting or realizing she is bi/gay?

Real people cannot GAYbait. Gaybaiting is a literary term that was appropriated by Zoomers who wish to throw tantrums and cry that they’re oppressed because their favorite celebrity isn’t going to fuck them because of what’s in between their legs. These are the same people who claim that sexuality is fluid.

She does look like a guy in that picture.

Billie Eilish always seems so miserable. She rarely smiles. She strikes me as the girl who has everything but will off herself someday. I hope not. But I really could see it happening. Billie is then next Naomi Judd. And the queeny closeted brother isn't helping either.

R43 Her brother has a long time gf. And how is him being, let's assume, queeny closet case making her suicidal exactly? Where's the connection between the two?

R44 A "girlfriend" that he won't marry. Gays rarely marry their beards, though Mrs Renner does come to mind.

I...don't...care.

It seems everyone's "autistic" these days. Does the word mean anything anymore?

No R47. Used to be another word for mental retardation. Now it encompasses social disorders and is too broad to mean anything. Some hulking kid beat the shit out of his female HS teacher. Claims are he's autistic. I think he's just the product of bad/lazy parenting and anger issues. It's not his first time being charged with violence.

People like to say they’re autistic when they’re just eccentric.

You’re weird. I’m weird. Most people are weird. Get over it.

Being autistic is cool now.

[quote]Where's the connection between the two?

She has a weird, semi-incestuous relationship with the brother. It might be legit, or it might just be a ploy for attention…see also Angelina Jolie.

How long until she chops off those gigantic tits??

Leave her alone.

You can find 50 of her at your local community college. Boring and unoriginal.

Out as tiresome?

[quote] And her attitude is so off-putting - like she's lived a dozen lifetimes in her 21 years and she's just so OVER it all.

Most of us were like that at 21. What's off-putting is when someone as old as Madonna is still doing it.

R54 Who exactly is it that you find exiting and original? Does anyone qualify for that anymore? It's all been done.

*exciting

R45 Omg, he won't marry his gf? He must be gay. Along with half of the world's male population

What young white woman isn't "queer" these days?

I am queer, and so is my wife!

r37- Highland Park, IL? Highland Park, CA? Highland Park, TX? Highland Park NY?

She actually can scat pretty well.

R62 Highland Park, CA.

She sho’ is ugleee!

Stealth Scat Thread.

I love pooping!

Alison Janney is gay?

Is Christine Lahti gay as well?

I always mistake the two

Meh.

[quote] She has a weird, semi-incestuous relationship with the brother. It might be legit, or it might just be a ploy for attention…

r51 well, we all know how THAT turned out for another tortured (though decidedly more talented and harder-working) singer...

Comes out as what? I don't trust a 21 year old woman coming out as anything.

I like her. Nobody came out. I don't like OP, a ridiculous attention seeking troll with no flair for intelligent attention seeking.

She's such a leaden clot.

R72 Well, fuck you too, you fucking fuck

"Eilish and her brother Finneas were homeschooled by Baird, a decision their parents made to spend time with them and give them the freedom to pursue their interests" that pretty much explains it.

Entitled White cunt who literally loves her own shit.

I look forward to the day when no one feels compelled to "come out."

Coming out as queer basically means nothing.

Why doesn't everyone say they're queer so we don't have to hear about it anymore.

R18 What the fuck?

That article is fucking insane.

What are they going to justify next? Chinese foot binding?

Seriously.....WHO CARES!!

She says she’s attracted to women which means absolutely nothing. A lot of straight women say this.

She's a bore.

Billie Eilish.

Desperate for attention. Of course she “comes out”.

Trying to get a smidge of publicity because she’s no longer popular

She should go back in.

Now she's acting surprised that the Variety "outed her"

She's not the brightest, this one

Now she says she was already out and thought everybody knew.

Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike her more…

Vile.

She's been on more red carpets than an Irish lesbian.

She has always given hardcore dyke energy to me. I am surprised she's dated men at all.

She's now gone full dyke

She’s “queer”. Whatever that means.

Doubt she'll ever date a woman

R87 Why am I not shocked? LOL! What is it with Gen Z and making blatant public comments that they are (at the very least) attracted to the same sex, or constantly teasing such through images/behavior/etc....and then when it's actually reported on by the media and commented on by fans, they scream bloody murder that they've been "outed"? Uh, do they not know how the real world works?

She is unfortunate looking. She’ll accept attention from anyone.

R98, Billie is a bombshell with a huge tits. Dont let the baggy clothes fool you. Men go crazy for her.

I don’t know what to think about anything anymore. Things were weird before the pandemic but I feel like they’re getting exponentially weirder at an alarming rate. I don’t hate Gen Zs (I’m smack dab in the middle of Gen X and every stereotype about us) but I am starting to feel that Gen Z is just a parody of Gen X that had too many Red Bulls and Adderall. I’m sure the hippies of the 60s felt the same way about the grungey Xers when we were growing up.

I really don’t know much about her, but I do like the song from the Barbie movie. I have no strong feelings about her (frankly almost everyone on the planet) one way or another, but the quote “Being a Woman Is Just Such a War, Forever” resonates with me and I’m a 51 year old man. EVERYTHING feels like such a war, forever. And if I’m feeling that way, I can’t blame a 21 year old woman for saying it. I know the world is worse now than it was 30 years ago and that it’s easier to be a guy. I’m so exhausted by the world and everyone in it that I’m exhausted by her exhaustion. But empathetic at the same time.

I simultaneously feel like she’s been a huge star forever and also is still just a brand new thing. I guess I feel sorry for her and I don’t even know what I feel sorry about.

We had one these in the 90s. Her name was Fiona Apple.

KIds on twitter are now saying this is like the Kit Connor situation all over again...? WTF? How...?

i hate you r101.

R102 Oh, did I miss something?

When is she going to take a bath?

[quote]She’s “queer”. Whatever that means.

It means nothing. It's a meaningless attention grab.

She nasty…and a skank!

Does her pussy stink?

According to her, women are scary and/or intimidating. She's already set up a bisexual fire exit.

"I'm attracted, but could never actually date a woman due to the sharp teeth hiding in their lady business."

Where’s Cheryl when you need her?

This bitch's 15 minutes are dragging on FOREVER.