Chris Appleton, Lukas Gage divorce

Which one slept with Kanye?

What broke 'em up, the yearning for some strange meat?

So you’re saying…. there’s a chance?

Absolutely no one saw this coming.

Whatever, I got paid.

Who knew Kim's attitude to marriage was contagious?

Lasted longer than I expected.

Maybe I did it for a little publicity.

It's a bonus he destroyed her hair.

Any gay man that rushes into a marriage like that is psychotic. Appleton apparently pushed it because Gage didn’t even want to publicly come out.

Love is dead. I give up.

Well, they were running on lesbian time.

Maybe try dating for longer next time?

These gays! They’re trying to give me a heart attack.

Lukas came out the winner. His name was in more magazines then ever. I'm sure he will get a modest amount of money for his 6-months of putting up with Chris. He also got to ride Chris' massive dick for the past year and spend his money, win-win!

These jackasses. Sorry but their wedding with their ridiculous fashions and Kim K in attendance was gross and pathetic.

Quelle surprise.

👆🏼yep

Any dick pics for Appleton?

R16 - doesn’t every gay get married in matching leather?

I’m pretty sure the both reeked of Pussy!

Are two bottoms ever compatible?

And they said it wouldn't last...

But seriously, It appeared they got married on impulse.

Always the predictable outcome, but the whole thing’s a bit odd in that getting married after about 5 minutes of dating wasn’t good for either of their brands/careers to begin with. But Chris seems controlling & Lukas seems like a social climbing dingbat so I guess I can chalk it all up to that.

They got caught up in the attention.

Vapid dopes.

They should return all their wedding gifts!

Just in time now that the strike is over…back to business 👻

Who gets the double-sided dildo?

Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham part two.

Two idiots that immediately rushed into getting married, and then predictably it all falls apart.

Who gets the groupon face filler vouchers?

Meth meth meth meth meth

Marriage takes work, patience and respect. Love hopefully, is a given. If you’re married to your career which I think these two would be ,just fucking date each other.

[quote]He also got to ride Chris' massive dick

Hi, Chris.

So ridiculous - I abhor attention-seeking losers like them

I've scanned the thread, and with these two, I'm very proudly asking, WHO?

R35 Celeb hairdresser and C-list actor

Not sure why they bothered with the marriage. They got more attention dating. The fact that they probably waited for the episode to air before filing is funny though.

If you would like the T- the streets are saying Chris liked more than one partner, Lukas wanted it to be one on one. Chris is an exclusive top with a reportedly big dick and Lukas did not want to bottom every night to the baby arm Chirs is sporting. So Chris wanted to add thirds, but Lukas was not into it. Chris started getting jealous because Lukas was off filming. End of marriage,

Sounds like a bad porn plot line

It was all downhill after the double headed dildo disappeared. The question of whose butt swallowed it will forever remain a mystery.

Lucas’s droopy eye slid down another inch from the tears.

Hopefully it brought them attention they craved

Thanks r37

Had a husband for 7yrs and got slammed on the regular with 9 inches 8-10 a week + Blow jobs. If you love him and love it, nice work if you can get. 😸

[quote]the baby arm Chirs is sporting.

Hi, Kim.

[quote]Chirs

Oh, dear.

R43 slammed = shooting up meth….you might want a rewrite.

R36 oh I’m quite sure that Kris Jenner had them sign a contract for that. The fact that Chris filed literally four days after the episode aired…lmao

Reply to 46 okay I got fucked 8-10 a week + and I sucked his massive cock. I loved it and him too. ❤️

WHO and WHO?

Sometimes, just sometimes, complete shallowness combined with good looks meets another with the same qualities. It's like forcing two magnets together. You can't make them meet. They hang around together simping for their employers and sucking off the bone of the scraps, but they will truly connect. It's science.

Divorce? Already!

Surprise, surprise...

Seriously, why did they bother with the marriage at all? 6 months is a good long time, in gay years.

I've always wondered with these very short marriages... do the people who brought them wedding gifts feel scammed in some way?

R53 These two basically flew off to Vegas to elope-ish marry in a PR stunt so there was no one to return gifts to…shrug

Appleton is seriously good looking yet repulsive at the same time because he’s a vapid twat.

R37 Not sure I believe the streets

Perhaps they should have come to an agreement on open marriage BEFORE they got married. Those agreements usually don't work but they should carry through a year or two at least. Open from day one. Or open after 1 year. Or ppen after 2 years. Or never open. I wouldn't enter a marriage that agrees "never open" because it's not realistic for heteros or homos nowadays.

I also think you don't really get to know your partner until a couple years into the relationship when you know their friends, family, lifestyle etc. You see the pattern of behavior over time.

Hasn't Chris gone through boyfriends like sweets? It was obvious this was going to happen.

Marriage seems to be an attention seeking thing for many people. It gives them a big event to plan, people to invite, be praised, etc. It's like they don't think it's supposed to be a long term thing.

I don't really have any interest in marriage, but if my partner and I wanted to marry, I wouldn't rush into anything. When my brother got married, he'd been with his girlfriend for many years and they announced their wedding date almost two years in advance to give them time to plan. There was no rush and, while it was a nice wedding, it wasn't anything massive or fancy; it was just what they wanted. Imagine these two behaving like that...

The very vain older one was probably having a midlife crisis and thought by marrying the younger one, he would suction off his youth or something.

Considering the age and experience differences in that couple, Lukas Gage should have had at least one power advantage - such as stunning looks, or impressive intellect, or remarkable talent. But Lukas is just a mediocre nice guy.

Sluts!

FWIW… she also posted a response to this that said “can confirm this as well.”

So, not only is Kim famous for being a no-talent fame whore, we now have to put up with her hairstylist as well?

Who the hell IS this little homo?

Chris already looks like he’s been dipping into the plastic surgery. He’s gonna ruin his good looks with it. In a few years, he’ll look like all those other creepy, alien-looking rich gays who only date guys under 25…. *cough - Calvin Klein - cough*

He's been looking like that. He looks nothing like how he used to look.

R56 Chris looks kind of cucked in this pic. I hope Michael is hitting it.

[quote] Any gay man that rushes into a marriage like that is psychotic. Appleton apparently pushed it because Gage didn’t even want to publicly come out.

Then it is a tragedy. Now the roles available to Gage will be limited, as most of us here -- a place where we assume EVERY remotely attractive man is secretly gay -- didn't even suspect he was gay when another guy was rimming his ass on "White Lotus." With his unconventional looks he could have had an entire career as a character actor without being 'cornholed' as a gay actor. What a shame...

R67, who is Michael? He's quite beautiful.

[quote] He was still hooking up with my hairstylist + others when him & Lukas were “dating.” They all thought Lukas was just another guy until the marriage news came out.

some tea

[quote] Reply to 46 okay I got fucked 8-10 a week + and I sucked his massive cock. I loved it and him too. ❤️

Honey, you still left out the meth part. No one takes a 9 inch dick 10 times a week without meth.

Damn, if these two can't make it, what hope do any of us have?

R69 Michael Evans Behling

MEB.

Thanks R73!

Lukas should have been warned off when he discovered that the youth gripping hairstylist has a daughter named Kitty-blu,

@r73, Good Lord!! Who is he?!!

Chile, that marriage was over as soon as that Adonis walked in the room. He is gorgeous. I am not sure why he'd want either of them.

I’ve always thought Lucas Gage is unfortunate looking. Not quite a beauty.

R78 you do know that Lucas has reconstructed face, after it was bashed completely in as a teen when he tried to stick up for a friend who was being gaybashed.

Lukas needs to get with Froy. They would be adorbs together! Squeeeee!!!

What would they do, bump pussies and giggle?

The right one looks like Ellen with extra chin.

Gage seems, um, not so bright.

Gage is very bright, he owes his career to leaking an audition tape where the casting director insulted his apartment. It went viral.

Gage will be fine. He seems to have a lot of friends (smart social climbing).

The hairdresser is a complete mess.

[quote] Gage gushed about Appleton during an interview on the 'Today' show while promoting his role on the Netflix show, "You," saying, "I feel very happy, very lucky and very much in love. He's a good-looking man. Something about being in London, I got a taste of the Brits and couldn't help myself."

Something about this quote…

First Hugh Jackman, now these two...

Everything's coming up Justin!

Is that bronze Adonis in on their alleged threesomes?

Chirs will be just fine. He is Kimmy Kakes hair stylist as well a today show gig. He is also highly sought after for hair among celebs and probably has a hair care line in the works if not already out. Plys if the rumors are true, his dick will land hin the next Lukas Gage in about a week. I am betting we will see posts of hin with hot guys soon.

Interesting how Chris and Jeff Leatham are both at the top of their field in very stereotypically gay professions (hairstyling and flowers), both married much younger actors, and both marriages ended in a matter of months.

Chris is hot, best friends with A++++ list stars (he also does JLo's hair), is worth millions, has his own product line already, and is hung with a British accent. Trust me, he will never have a problem getting new dick. Did I mention the abs? He's not even a complete queen cause he was married to a women and has two kids. Though he currently fucks guys around his son's age, but whatever they aren't his son so who cares.

Chris with his hot son and handsome daughter.

I swear Chris has BPD he definitely has crazy eyes.

R91 hi Kim or Chris!

R91 - he’s already turning into a plastic surgery freak.

R94 I think he looks pretty good in that photo. Maybe I do not see all the plastic surgery.

Chris has shark eyes, like a sociopath. The controlling accusations are not a surprise.

Look at the more recent photo linked by TMZ. R95.

R97 yep, you are 100% correct. I R95 stand corrected. Yikes!

What’s with these successful older men MARRYING struggling younger actors. Fucking I understand…but marrying. It reminds me of Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham.

I suspect there is a strong self-loathing component prompting them to marry a lesser, "weaker" man... to possess him and his youth.

Controlling is an ugly look I guess for a big dick you’ll put up with a lot.

This was all a damn Kardashian stunt to get viewers They were both playing a part and got lost in the moment. They thought maybe we can give this a try, but Chris was not sexually satisfied. One man, too big of world, it was a hot mess. They both got additional publicity and that’s about it. They were as fake as the damn Kardashian show.

Kim can use her lawyerin knowledge now to divorce them.

She’s still a’readin the law by candlelight with some ye old hasslin’ lawyer—yes?

Blind Reveal:

The team behind this actor already have a girlfriend lined up for him in the wake of his divorce. His recent marriage dried up all interest in him for the roles he normally landed. Lukas Gage/Chris Appleton (Chris Appleton and Lukas Gage’s divorce is ‘not amicable’)

Bullshit. How is going bi going to whitewash being GAY MARRIED? For 6 months. To a sexy trashy older hairstylist.

[quote] Lukas needs to get with Froy. They would be adorbs together! Squeeeee!!!

Haha. Take a look at Froy's instagram followings from the past year. Lukas definitely isn't Froy's type. Froy likes them older, BIG, and roided out.

[quote] Bullshit. How is going bi going to whitewash being GAY MARRIED? For 6 months. To a sexy trashy older hairstylist.

If he tries to pull that off, he will look absolutely ridiculous. But to Gen Z, they'll eat it up at face value and go into Bi-defense mode saying "Lukas never labeled himself as anything, so...". Just watch.

[quote] Bullshit. How is going bi going to whitewash being GAY MARRIED?

Maybe getting STRAIGHT MARRIED will cancel it out?

Yes - he’s part of that generation - he will say he’s bisexual and fluid etc.

Lukas has only been known for playing gay roles, so that blind item doesn’t fit him.

[quote] Blind Reveal:The team behind this actor already have a girlfriend lined up for him in the wake of his divorce. His recent marriage dried up all interest in him for the roles he normally landed. Lukas Gage/Chris Appleton (Chris Appleton and Lukas Gage’s divorce is ‘not amicable’)

Are you fucking retarded or something? Lukas Gage has been married only slightly longer than the strike.

I swear autism is widespread, y’all.

Who has more money?

R112 Chris for sure

r105 is editorializing because that blind has not yet been revealed. It’s probably bullshit anyway. LG is just one of the guesses.

[quote] Lukas has only been known for playing gay roles, so that blind item doesn’t fit him.

That's not true. He's been in several things where he was not playing a gay character. Angelyne and How to Blow up a Pipeline are two very recent ones.

R111 I only posted the blind reveal that was posted on their thread reveal. So, no, I am not retarted, dimwit, the blind reveal could be off. However, I sincerely doubt it.

R116 can you link to the reveal?

I wonder if they have a pre-nup. R113

I guess no one has seen Lukas's new movie, [bold]Down Low[/bold], which he co-wrote. Regardless of the marriage, I'd think he'd have a hard time re-branding himself as "Bi" after that.

Lukas is kind of cute actually. Considering how he had his face smashed in by a bunch of bullies. What a horrific thing to happen to anyone.

R119 I saw it. That movie is a mess.

It got horrible reviews. Doesn't speak well of Lukas Gage trying to make it as a screenwriter.

All you who are saying Chris has a big donkey dick... proof?

It's from Chris' PR r123.

Frankly I believe he probably was a control freak and Lukas woke up and realized he wanted to be free.

R117

Thanks. A list of 188 bullshit blind items is a huge help.

That's not a reveal, that's a guess, it says so right at the top of the page. CDAN obsessives demonstrating their typical stupidity

[quote]All you who are saying Chris has a big donkey dick... proof?

They’re just going off the BDF.

If he goes through boyfriends this fast he’s probably batshit crazy.

Reply 71

I was in love and 18 when I met my 27yrs big dicked BF No drugs but poppers, If you have a good top and an 18-25 fuck sleeve.

Any new dirt on this bust up?

Appleton gets custody of Kim K so you could definitely say Gage came out the winner.

Is this why Appleton and Samantha Cushing broke up? Her tender pink hole couldn't handle his big dick?

R132 No, she couldn’t handle him calling out Brad Pitt’s ever time he came.

It’s not a fucking coincidence that they spit up the week after their Kim-officiated wedding aired.

I guess the check cleared.

Those questioning CDAN’s speculation that Gage will have a “girlfriend” in the next couple weeks is trash.

That boy is gayer than an Easter bonnet in September.

^^^ Err, CDAN is trash.

Gage was too pretty for Appleton - bound to cheat.

Either his dick isn’t so great or the crazy was a turn off so bottom went looking for some sane dick.

I'm sorry, but the pool boy filled me way beyond what Chris could do!

He came in me so much I thought he was pissing - but that was later.