The QAnon Shaman is Running for Congress
Jacob Chansley recently filed his initial paperwork with Arizona's Secretary of State's Office, indicating that he planned to run as a Libertarian for the state's 8th congressional District, The Arizona Republic reported. Republican Rep. Debbie Lesko now holds the seat for the district, which is made up of suburbs surrounding Phoenix. Lesko recently announced she would retire in January instead of seeking reelection in 2024. So, the race is now on for her seat. Notable candidates thus far include Blake Masters, who failed to cinch a seat in the Senate in 2022, and Abe Hamadeh, who lost his race to be Arizona's attorney general the same year.
One of the first rioters to breach the Capitol, Chansley issued an apology after pleading guilty to his crimes. He served 27 months behind bars in a 41-month sentence. Once released, he suggested that he wanted to reverse his guilty plea.
During an interview on Monday, Chansley said was running for Congress even though some voters may be turned off by the costume he wore when he breached the Capitol on Jan. 6.
"I've got to point out the obvious here and give you an option or an opportunity, if you will, Jacob, you know as well as anyone else, people are gonna see that photo of you that everyone's seen, you know, with the face paint, with the bull horns, the whole thing, and they're gonna say, what?" the anchor said."
This guy's running for Congress? The guy who, again, was charged with obstruction here for proceedings, and he wants to run to now represent constituents?"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | November 20, 2023 5:41 AM
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If he agrees to work in that outfit for his term, I'd vote for him.
Just kidding, he needs to be kicked in the nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 13, 2023 7:11 PM
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As I recall earlier threads regarding young Jacob, R2, DL has spoken and there's not much there (down) there.
So aim carefully to be sure you hit the target.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 13, 2023 7:14 PM
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Earlier threads on him also deduced there’s not much up there (in his head) either.
So of course he’s running for political office!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 13, 2023 7:30 PM
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Does this mean he will not do an OnlyFans page? No Chaturbate?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 13, 2023 7:33 PM
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He is NOT mentally ill. He is maladjusted and starved for attention. We used to dismiss such characters but now MAGA celebrates them. They resent dignity or decorum in public life, and embrace rampant egotism and idiocy. Disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 13, 2023 7:40 PM
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His mom was a true believer in the Trump stolen election idiocy. These people have no bullshit meter.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 13, 2023 7:55 PM
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He'll fit in with all the other dirtball scumbag Republicans like Boebert, MTG, Scalise and probably be besties with repressed homosexual/closet case speaker of the House Johnson.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 13, 2023 7:59 PM
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he's the kind of guy that I would love to stuff a sock in his mouth and (hate) fuck the shit out of.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 13, 2023 8:01 PM
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I did a marry/fuck/kill scenario with him, Hank Williams Jr, and Kid Rock.
Marry Hank, he’s on death’s door
Kill Kid Rock, obviously.
Then, turn that Q Shaman into a fucking pillow biter!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 13, 2023 8:09 PM
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I don't think he understands this job requires him to serve the public, he's doing this in the name of self service, although how many politicians are actually acting for their constituents vs themselves. He'll fit right in.
I thought treasonists couldn't hold office.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 14, 2023 1:31 AM
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Get out of my fuckin timeline, ho
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 14, 2023 1:39 AM
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So a failed MAGA actor want's to be a Congressman.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | November 14, 2023 9:41 AM
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Donald Cunt already showed it’s possible to have the inmates running the asylum. A country run by sociopathic liars, criminals and felons, why not.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 14, 2023 9:59 AM
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I thought his conviction was for a felony. Guess not.
Wouldn't he and Caitlin be a marvelous candidates for POTUS and VP?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 14, 2023 10:13 AM
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Arizona sure produces some strange politicians. All the retired Boomers there living out their golden years have lost their minds.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 14, 2023 10:20 AM
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I will consider his CV for government service if it includes graphic HD hole presentation.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 14, 2023 10:23 AM
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Will Lá Sènatrice give him some good ole poosie as she did Mr. Bigg…s?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 14, 2023 10:34 AM
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Will he pass a law that schools have to eat organic shaman chow? Wasn't his diet the most important thing he wanted to maintain in jail?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 14, 2023 10:38 AM
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The GQP continues to produce the very best, don't they? Now this seditionist cow guy who whined a big tantrum about he couldn't get his favorite mommy-cooked meals, during his too short stay in jail.
Yeah, dumbshits. Vote for this "alpha". He's what America needs. /s/
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 14, 2023 10:41 AM
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Wasn't it his mother who went on about making sure the jail followed his diet?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 14, 2023 10:43 AM
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MAGA gay lives with mom, has no job and is poorly educated. Sure, make her a Congressman.
She’ll probably be better at it than 3/4 of the other GQP representatives.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 14, 2023 10:46 AM
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Fucking hell.
This was the guy at the forefront of an attempt to overthrow a democracy. They should have been in prison for life. It's treason.
And yes it was R24 - he and his mother were loudly lamenting that he couldn't eat organic food. It was embarrassing and disgusting. A federal judge ruled that he required a "special diet for religious and health reasons".
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | November 14, 2023 10:52 AM
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What a pussy this dude is. Mommy's little boy.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 14, 2023 12:21 PM
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This trash will win, probably.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 14, 2023 12:22 PM
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Idiotic people will vote for him, just like they did for Trump - as a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 14, 2023 12:27 PM
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Who knew Joe Sixpack was ahead of his time. He was seen as a joke and lost bigly, and compared to some who win elections now like Kitara, Boobalert and Gorilla Marge, he seems sane. He should have waited a few years.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 14, 2023 12:56 PM
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Can’t wait to tap some of that hot, sweet mess.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 14, 2023 2:13 PM
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This is allegedly his dick
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 34 | November 14, 2023 2:24 PM
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He hates gays R31. Wants us dead.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 14, 2023 2:59 PM
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Some of his views (source: Wikipedia)
Chansley has stated his beliefs that televisions and radios emit "very specific frequencies that are inaudible," that "affect the brain waves of your brain".[25] He has also spoken about the Bilderberg conspiracy theory and said that Freemasons designed Washington, D.C. according to "ley lines" that amplify the Earth's magnetic field.[25] During a 2020 interview on ORF, Chansley declared that "in order to beat this evil occultic force you need a light occultic force … [you need] a force that is of the side of God, of love … almost like on the side of the angels … as opposed to the demons."[3] In reflecting on the Capitol storming, Chansley said that "What we did on January 6 in many ways was an evolution in consciousness, because as we marched down the street along these ley lines shouting 'USA' or shouting things like 'freedom'... we were actually affecting the quantum realm."[25]
Prosecutors have alleged that Chansley believes he is an alien or higher being and is destined to ascend to another reality.[72] When asked about her son's views in 2021, Martha Chansley told KNXV-TV that "it takes a lot of courage to be a patriot".[23]
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 14, 2023 3:05 PM
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I've pet dogs smarter than this choad.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 14, 2023 3:14 PM
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Political office has turned into a grift for money.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 14, 2023 3:19 PM
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He was convicted of a felony, but Arizona law doesn't keep felons from holding office -just from voting...
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 14, 2023 3:25 PM
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I've come to the realization since Trump's election that AZ is full of crazies and simps. Avoid at all costs.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 14, 2023 3:37 PM
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You're kidding us, r39, right? SMH. The sentencing seemed harsh for a non-felony, but I assumed that since he's running for office... Ah, never mind. It's Arizona, Jake.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 14, 2023 4:31 PM
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At least… he can’t vote for himself?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 14, 2023 4:33 PM
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[quote]but Arizona law doesn't keep felons from holding office
CHARMING
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 14, 2023 4:40 PM
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[quote]He is maladjusted and starved for attention.
At a Teacake-level as well, R6.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 14, 2023 4:42 PM
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He’s running to replace Deb Lesko in her far right district. She’s just as bad if not worse than qAnon man. I saw her work when she was in the state legislature. She and companion in crime, John Kavanagh ran their committees with a tight fist that would only bring up their own or preferred bills. I say good riddance to her and pray either party puts up someone with a working brain. That district includes Sun City and and Peoria and looks so gerrymandered it’s hard to believe it was created by an independent committee.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 14, 2023 6:46 PM
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R45 AMEN. TESTIFY. TEACUNT is equally as retarded as the homophobic redneck scum too.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 14, 2023 7:02 PM
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Arizona is like Florida, it's God's waiting room for old Boomers without the beaches or high-rises. Peppered with a few meth labs here and there. That's what the young folks do.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 14, 2023 7:59 PM
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That little mole between his eyes drives me insane. I hate it.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 14, 2023 8:14 PM
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I wipe my ass with Chamin.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 14, 2023 8:27 PM
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Does a Shaman shit in the woods?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 14, 2023 8:38 PM
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This guy gets so much traction on this site.
90% of you starting threads on the dude clearly just want to present hole to him.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 14, 2023 9:08 PM
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Speak for yourself Sigmund Freud with your theory that every banana or hot dog or tall building is a penis in your mind.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 15, 2023 11:08 AM
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[quote][His mother] Martha Chansley told KNXV-TV that "it takes a lot of courage to be a patriot".
Just the opposite. Braying about "muh patriotism" takes no effort at all.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 15, 2023 11:23 AM
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First thread on him in six months R52.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 15, 2023 11:25 AM
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No it's not R56. The search function on DL is screwed. There's been plenty on this guy in the last number of weeks and months. Fags on here are OBSESSED with him.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 15, 2023 4:48 PM
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I haven't seen any threads on him, fag @ R57.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 15, 2023 5:00 PM
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Why does it look like he's begging for a big cock to be shoved down his throat in every picture he takes?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 15, 2023 6:24 PM
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Why does everyone photo I see of this mongoloid have him with his mouth wide open like he is screaming?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 15, 2023 6:41 PM
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Because he is always screaming with his mouth wide open R61
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 15, 2023 6:47 PM
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He's like a birdy hoping for a worm.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 16, 2023 12:18 AM
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Has she gotten some of that hot Josh yet?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 16, 2023 5:35 AM
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He really manscaped for that day. Perfectly coifed nips.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 16, 2023 5:47 AM
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[quote]Why does everyone photo I see of this mongoloid have him with his mouth wide open like he is screaming?
He thinks he's a wolf. You can't tell that from his costume? Or maybe a buffalo.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 16, 2023 1:13 PM
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I live that he has "The Wall" Trump never finished tattooed on his body. Opps.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 18, 2023 12:51 AM
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Will he campaign in the shaman suit? What if he's elected to Congress?
If they thought they had a problem with Fetterman's outfits...
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 18, 2023 12:56 AM
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Nope, mom is not making him another costume for Capital insurrection day.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 18, 2023 12:58 AM
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R61, because when you’re a cocksucker, that’s what you do.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 18, 2023 4:10 PM
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Did anyone catch the interview with his mother before he went to jail? It was such an awkward thing to watch. You can see where he gets it from.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 19, 2023 6:20 AM
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I hope if he ever goes near the Capitol building again, even as an elected officer, the Capitol Police need to take him out as enemy of the state.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 20, 2023 2:46 AM
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I watched the video R75 linked and he's obviously not stupid. However he IS absolutely batshit crazy and believes what he's saying with conviction. At one point he started raving about psychological warfare and NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming) which has been thoroughly debunked. He claims that the reasons he went to the Jan 6th insurrection was mostly spiritual then he reels off a slew of QAnon conspiracy theories for the reasons why Jan 6th happened. Clinton's emails featured on the list with Benghazi, JFK's assassination, Operation Northwoods, MK ultra, Wako, Oklahoma bombing, 9/11, the Vegas shooting, the Boston bombing, the War on Terror, deep underground military bases, the money laundering, Clinton and all of the false flags. He says this is why Jan 6th happened. It wasn't much to do with Dump apparently.
Anything factual the interviewer brings up is met with "you clearly have a bias", "you're clearly unaware of what's really happening", "get out of your head and try to understand" and "you're living in a collective, subjective universe" and "do your own research". He then goes on the say that most people won't understand and then I closed the video. He still maintains that the election was stolen and that Dump should be the POTUS.
*I can't believe I wasted the time watching the video or typing out this post. I'm an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 20, 2023 5:41 AM
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