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The QAnon Shaman is Running for Congress

Jacob Chansley recently filed his initial paperwork with Arizona's Secretary of State's Office, indicating that he planned to run as a Libertarian for the state's 8th congressional District, The Arizona Republic reported. Republican Rep. Debbie Lesko now holds the seat for the district, which is made up of suburbs surrounding Phoenix. Lesko recently announced she would retire in January instead of seeking reelection in 2024. So, the race is now on for her seat. Notable candidates thus far include Blake Masters, who failed to cinch a seat in the Senate in 2022, and Abe Hamadeh, who lost his race to be Arizona's attorney general the same year.

One of the first rioters to breach the Capitol, Chansley issued an apology after pleading guilty to his crimes. He served 27 months behind bars in a 41-month sentence. Once released, he suggested that he wanted to reverse his guilty plea.

During an interview on Monday, Chansley said was running for Congress even though some voters may be turned off by the costume he wore when he breached the Capitol on Jan. 6.

"I've got to point out the obvious here and give you an option or an opportunity, if you will, Jacob, you know as well as anyone else, people are gonna see that photo of you that everyone's seen, you know, with the face paint, with the bull horns, the whole thing, and they're gonna say, what?" the anchor said."

This guy's running for Congress? The guy who, again, was charged with obstruction here for proceedings, and he wants to run to now represent constituents?"

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by Anonymousreply 95December 19, 2023 12:07 AM

Zero shame.


by Anonymousreply 1November 13, 2023 6:11 PM

If he agrees to work in that outfit for his term, I'd vote for him.

Just kidding, he needs to be kicked in the nuts.

by Anonymousreply 2November 13, 2023 6:11 PM

As I recall earlier threads regarding young Jacob, R2, DL has spoken and there's not much there (down) there.

So aim carefully to be sure you hit the target.

by Anonymousreply 3November 13, 2023 6:14 PM

Earlier threads on him also deduced there’s not much up there (in his head) either.

So of course he’s running for political office!

by Anonymousreply 4November 13, 2023 6:30 PM

Does this mean he will not do an OnlyFans page? No Chaturbate?

by Anonymousreply 5November 13, 2023 6:33 PM

He is NOT mentally ill. He is maladjusted and starved for attention. We used to dismiss such characters but now MAGA celebrates them. They resent dignity or decorum in public life, and embrace rampant egotism and idiocy. Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 6November 13, 2023 6:40 PM

Same difference.^

by Anonymousreply 7November 13, 2023 6:45 PM


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by Anonymousreply 8November 13, 2023 6:51 PM


by Anonymousreply 9November 13, 2023 6:52 PM

His mom was a true believer in the Trump stolen election idiocy. These people have no bullshit meter.

by Anonymousreply 10November 13, 2023 6:55 PM

He'll fit in with all the other dirtball scumbag Republicans like Boebert, MTG, Scalise and probably be besties with repressed homosexual/closet case speaker of the House Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 11November 13, 2023 6:59 PM

he's the kind of guy that I would love to stuff a sock in his mouth and (hate) fuck the shit out of.

by Anonymousreply 12November 13, 2023 7:01 PM

I did a marry/fuck/kill scenario with him, Hank Williams Jr, and Kid Rock.

Marry Hank, he’s on death’s door

Kill Kid Rock, obviously.

Then, turn that Q Shaman into a fucking pillow biter!

by Anonymousreply 13November 13, 2023 7:09 PM

I don't think he understands this job requires him to serve the public, he's doing this in the name of self service, although how many politicians are actually acting for their constituents vs themselves. He'll fit right in.

I thought treasonists couldn't hold office.

by Anonymousreply 14November 14, 2023 12:31 AM

Get out of my fuckin timeline, ho

by Anonymousreply 15November 14, 2023 12:39 AM

So a failed MAGA actor want's to be a Congressman.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 14, 2023 8:41 AM

Donald Cunt already showed it’s possible to have the inmates running the asylum. A country run by sociopathic liars, criminals and felons, why not.

by Anonymousreply 17November 14, 2023 8:59 AM

I thought his conviction was for a felony. Guess not.

Wouldn't he and Caitlin be a marvelous candidates for POTUS and VP?

by Anonymousreply 18November 14, 2023 9:13 AM

Arizona sure produces some strange politicians. All the retired Boomers there living out their golden years have lost their minds.

by Anonymousreply 19November 14, 2023 9:20 AM

I will consider his CV for government service if it includes graphic HD hole presentation.

by Anonymousreply 20November 14, 2023 9:23 AM

Will Lá Sènatrice give him some good ole poosie as she did Mr. Bigg…s?

by Anonymousreply 21November 14, 2023 9:34 AM

Will he pass a law that schools have to eat organic shaman chow? Wasn't his diet the most important thing he wanted to maintain in jail?

by Anonymousreply 22November 14, 2023 9:38 AM

The GQP continues to produce the very best, don't they? Now this seditionist cow guy who whined a big tantrum about he couldn't get his favorite mommy-cooked meals, during his too short stay in jail.

Yeah, dumbshits. Vote for this "alpha". He's what America needs. /s/

by Anonymousreply 23November 14, 2023 9:41 AM

Wasn't it his mother who went on about making sure the jail followed his diet?

by Anonymousreply 24November 14, 2023 9:43 AM

MAGA gay lives with mom, has no job and is poorly educated. Sure, make her a Congressman.

She’ll probably be better at it than 3/4 of the other GQP representatives.

by Anonymousreply 25November 14, 2023 9:46 AM

Fucking hell.

This was the guy at the forefront of an attempt to overthrow a democracy. They should have been in prison for life. It's treason.

And yes it was R24 - he and his mother were loudly lamenting that he couldn't eat organic food. It was embarrassing and disgusting. A federal judge ruled that he required a "special diet for religious and health reasons".

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by Anonymousreply 26November 14, 2023 9:52 AM

What a pussy this dude is. Mommy's little boy.

by Anonymousreply 27November 14, 2023 11:21 AM

This trash will win, probably.

by Anonymousreply 28November 14, 2023 11:22 AM

Idiotic people will vote for him, just like they did for Trump - as a joke.

by Anonymousreply 29November 14, 2023 11:27 AM

What a dumb CUNT

by Anonymousreply 30November 14, 2023 11:52 AM

Good-looking guy

by Anonymousreply 31November 14, 2023 11:55 AM

Who knew Joe Sixpack was ahead of his time. He was seen as a joke and lost bigly, and compared to some who win elections now like Kitara, Boobalert and Gorilla Marge, he seems sane. He should have waited a few years.

by Anonymousreply 32November 14, 2023 11:56 AM

Can’t wait to tap some of that hot, sweet mess.

by Anonymousreply 33November 14, 2023 1:13 PM

This is allegedly his dick

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by Anonymousreply 34November 14, 2023 1:24 PM

He hates gays R31. Wants us dead.

by Anonymousreply 35November 14, 2023 1:59 PM

Some of his views (source: Wikipedia)

Chansley has stated his beliefs that televisions and radios emit "very specific frequencies that are inaudible," that "affect the brain waves of your brain".[25] He has also spoken about the Bilderberg conspiracy theory and said that Freemasons designed Washington, D.C. according to "ley lines" that amplify the Earth's magnetic field.[25] During a 2020 interview on ORF, Chansley declared that "in order to beat this evil occultic force you need a light occultic force … [you need] a force that is of the side of God, of love … almost like on the side of the angels … as opposed to the demons."[3] In reflecting on the Capitol storming, Chansley said that "What we did on January 6 in many ways was an evolution in consciousness, because as we marched down the street along these ley lines shouting 'USA' or shouting things like 'freedom'... we were actually affecting the quantum realm."[25]

Prosecutors have alleged that Chansley believes he is an alien or higher being and is destined to ascend to another reality.[72] When asked about her son's views in 2021, Martha Chansley told KNXV-TV that "it takes a lot of courage to be a patriot".[23]

by Anonymousreply 36November 14, 2023 2:05 PM

I've pet dogs smarter than this choad.

by Anonymousreply 37November 14, 2023 2:14 PM

Political office has turned into a grift for money.

by Anonymousreply 38November 14, 2023 2:19 PM

He was convicted of a felony, but Arizona law doesn't keep felons from holding office -just from voting...

by Anonymousreply 39November 14, 2023 2:25 PM

Fuck this fucking guy.

by Anonymousreply 40November 14, 2023 2:27 PM

I've come to the realization since Trump's election that AZ is full of crazies and simps. Avoid at all costs.

by Anonymousreply 41November 14, 2023 2:37 PM

You're kidding us, r39, right? SMH. The sentencing seemed harsh for a non-felony, but I assumed that since he's running for office... Ah, never mind. It's Arizona, Jake.

by Anonymousreply 42November 14, 2023 3:31 PM

At least… he can’t vote for himself?

by Anonymousreply 43November 14, 2023 3:33 PM

[quote]but Arizona law doesn't keep felons from holding office


by Anonymousreply 44November 14, 2023 3:40 PM

[quote]He is maladjusted and starved for attention.

At a Teacake-level as well, R6.

by Anonymousreply 45November 14, 2023 3:42 PM

He’s running to replace Deb Lesko in her far right district. She’s just as bad if not worse than qAnon man. I saw her work when she was in the state legislature. She and companion in crime, John Kavanagh ran their committees with a tight fist that would only bring up their own or preferred bills. I say good riddance to her and pray either party puts up someone with a working brain. That district includes Sun City and and Peoria and looks so gerrymandered it’s hard to believe it was created by an independent committee.

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by Anonymousreply 47November 14, 2023 6:02 PM

Arizona is like Florida, it's God's waiting room for old Boomers without the beaches or high-rises. Peppered with a few meth labs here and there. That's what the young folks do.

by Anonymousreply 48November 14, 2023 6:59 PM

That little mole between his eyes drives me insane. I hate it.

by Anonymousreply 49November 14, 2023 7:14 PM

I wipe my ass with Chamin.

by Anonymousreply 50November 14, 2023 7:27 PM

Does a Shaman shit in the woods?

by Anonymousreply 51November 14, 2023 7:38 PM

This guy gets so much traction on this site.

90% of you starting threads on the dude clearly just want to present hole to him.

by Anonymousreply 52November 14, 2023 8:08 PM

Speak for yourself Sigmund Freud with your theory that every banana or hot dog or tall building is a penis in your mind.

by Anonymousreply 53November 15, 2023 10:08 AM

Big girl’s blouse.

by Anonymousreply 54November 15, 2023 10:16 AM

[quote][His mother] Martha Chansley told KNXV-TV that "it takes a lot of courage to be a patriot".

Just the opposite. Braying about "muh patriotism" takes no effort at all.

by Anonymousreply 55November 15, 2023 10:23 AM

First thread on him in six months R52.

by Anonymousreply 56November 15, 2023 10:25 AM

No it's not R56. The search function on DL is screwed. There's been plenty on this guy in the last number of weeks and months. Fags on here are OBSESSED with him.

by Anonymousreply 57November 15, 2023 3:48 PM

I haven't seen any threads on him, fag @ R57.

by Anonymousreply 58November 15, 2023 4:00 PM

R57 is Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 59November 15, 2023 5:22 PM

Why does it look like he's begging for a big cock to be shoved down his throat in every picture he takes?

by Anonymousreply 60November 15, 2023 5:24 PM

Why does everyone photo I see of this mongoloid have him with his mouth wide open like he is screaming?

by Anonymousreply 61November 15, 2023 5:41 PM

Because he is always screaming with his mouth wide open R61

by Anonymousreply 62November 15, 2023 5:47 PM

He's like a birdy hoping for a worm.

by Anonymousreply 63November 15, 2023 11:18 PM

Has she gotten some of that hot Josh yet?

by Anonymousreply 64November 16, 2023 4:35 AM

He really manscaped for that day. Perfectly coifed nips.

by Anonymousreply 65November 16, 2023 4:47 AM

[quote]Why does everyone photo I see of this mongoloid have him with his mouth wide open like he is screaming?

He thinks he's a wolf. You can't tell that from his costume? Or maybe a buffalo.

by Anonymousreply 66November 16, 2023 12:13 PM

Expect he smells bad.

by Anonymousreply 67November 17, 2023 11:48 PM

I live that he has "The Wall" Trump never finished tattooed on his body. Opps.

by Anonymousreply 68November 17, 2023 11:51 PM

Will he campaign in the shaman suit? What if he's elected to Congress?

If they thought they had a problem with Fetterman's outfits...

by Anonymousreply 69November 17, 2023 11:56 PM

Nope, mom is not making him another costume for Capital insurrection day.

by Anonymousreply 70November 17, 2023 11:58 PM

Mom made the weirdness.

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by Anonymousreply 71November 18, 2023 9:27 AM

R61, because when you’re a cocksucker, that’s what you do.

by Anonymousreply 72November 18, 2023 3:10 PM

[quote]Good-looking guy

He looks like a retart.

by Anonymousreply 73November 18, 2023 3:32 PM

Did anyone catch the interview with his mother before he went to jail? It was such an awkward thing to watch. You can see where he gets it from.

by Anonymousreply 74November 19, 2023 5:20 AM

Oh 😳 lawd 😂

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by Anonymousreply 75November 20, 2023 1:28 AM

Mush brain skkkum

by Anonymousreply 76November 20, 2023 1:37 AM

I hope if he ever goes near the Capitol building again, even as an elected officer, the Capitol Police need to take him out as enemy of the state.

by Anonymousreply 77November 20, 2023 1:46 AM

I watched the video R75 linked and he's obviously not stupid. However he IS absolutely batshit crazy and believes what he's saying with conviction. At one point he started raving about psychological warfare and NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming) which has been thoroughly debunked. He claims that the reasons he went to the Jan 6th insurrection was mostly spiritual then he reels off a slew of QAnon conspiracy theories for the reasons why Jan 6th happened. Clinton's emails featured on the list with Benghazi, JFK's assassination, Operation Northwoods, MK ultra, Wako, Oklahoma bombing, 9/11, the Vegas shooting, the Boston bombing, the War on Terror, deep underground military bases, the money laundering, Clinton and all of the false flags. He says this is why Jan 6th happened. It wasn't much to do with Dump apparently.

Anything factual the interviewer brings up is met with "you clearly have a bias", "you're clearly unaware of what's really happening", "get out of your head and try to understand" and "you're living in a collective, subjective universe" and "do your own research". He then goes on the say that most people won't understand and then I closed the video. He still maintains that the election was stolen and that Dump should be the POTUS.

*I can't believe I wasted the time watching the video or typing out this post. I'm an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 78November 20, 2023 4:41 AM

SCOTUS poised to start dissolving the charges against the domestic terrorists.

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by Anonymousreply 79December 13, 2023 8:02 PM

[quote] 'Don't you lose your credibility without the shirt?'

Chris Christie should be asked the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 80December 13, 2023 8:10 PM

I need to suck his cock and balls and eat his ass before I make up my mind.

by Anonymousreply 81December 14, 2023 12:07 AM

^Shut the heck up, Lady Lindzebelle, you nasty old queen.

by Anonymousreply 82December 14, 2023 5:51 PM

Thanks for letting me know; I will send a campaign donation.

by Anonymousreply 83December 14, 2023 5:53 PM

R48, and yet in 2022 they defeated Kari Lake and all the GOP election deniers running statewide. Whereas Florida just keeps electing these nuts

by Anonymousreply 84December 14, 2023 6:16 PM

Blake Masters lost in ‘22. Now Trump has endorsed his upcoming primary opponent..

by Anonymousreply 85December 14, 2023 11:13 PM

He’s already won.

by Anonymousreply 86December 14, 2023 11:50 PM

Jacob Chansley, a Libertarian who demanded the government buy him organic meals in prison.

Someone needs to explain to this chowderhead what a Libertarian is.

by Anonymousreply 87December 14, 2023 11:51 PM

Real Libertarians eat steak. I decided.

by Anonymousreply 88December 14, 2023 11:57 PM

R78 I mean...it was pretty entertaining actually despite it being a waste of time. And you're right, he's a bright guy, but he's CLEARLY medicated for OUR safety. He does sound like every drum circle, anti-government asshole who's done too many hallucinogens tho.

I have NO shame in this...QAnon Shaman dude is fucking HOT.

by Anonymousreply 89December 15, 2023 10:46 AM

How can he be bright and smart if he believes conspiracy theories and that Dump won the election? He sounds as stupid as all of Q-Anon.

by Anonymousreply 90December 15, 2023 10:53 AM

The Shaman, Jacob, is not the insurrectionist that thrilled Miss Lindz. She was enthralled with the beefy Joe Biggs.

by Anonymousreply 91December 15, 2023 11:47 AM

He's sorta hot when he's wearing his hat and his mouth is wide open.

Without the hat? Just as a person? Not much hot about him.

by Anonymousreply 92December 16, 2023 2:12 AM

[quote]I have NO shame in this...QAnon Shaman dude is fucking HOT.

Well, good thing you're dead and can't vote, Helen Keller.

by Anonymousreply 93December 18, 2023 2:37 PM

STILL think he's hot??

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by Anonymousreply 94December 18, 2023 11:51 PM

Mom must be so proud.

by Anonymousreply 95December 19, 2023 12:07 AM
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