The QAnon Shaman is Running for Congress

Zero shame.

Zero.

If he agrees to work in that outfit for his term, I'd vote for him.

Just kidding, he needs to be kicked in the nuts.

As I recall earlier threads regarding young Jacob, R2, DL has spoken and there's not much there (down) there.

So aim carefully to be sure you hit the target.

Earlier threads on him also deduced there’s not much up there (in his head) either.

So of course he’s running for political office!

Does this mean he will not do an OnlyFans page? No Chaturbate?

He is NOT mentally ill. He is maladjusted and starved for attention. We used to dismiss such characters but now MAGA celebrates them. They resent dignity or decorum in public life, and embrace rampant egotism and idiocy. Disgusting.

Same difference.^

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Asshole!!!

His mom was a true believer in the Trump stolen election idiocy. These people have no bullshit meter.

He'll fit in with all the other dirtball scumbag Republicans like Boebert, MTG, Scalise and probably be besties with repressed homosexual/closet case speaker of the House Johnson.

he's the kind of guy that I would love to stuff a sock in his mouth and (hate) fuck the shit out of.

I did a marry/fuck/kill scenario with him, Hank Williams Jr, and Kid Rock.

Marry Hank, he’s on death’s door

Kill Kid Rock, obviously.

Then, turn that Q Shaman into a fucking pillow biter!

I don't think he understands this job requires him to serve the public, he's doing this in the name of self service, although how many politicians are actually acting for their constituents vs themselves. He'll fit right in.

I thought treasonists couldn't hold office.

Get out of my fuckin timeline, ho

So a failed MAGA actor want's to be a Congressman.

Donald Cunt already showed it’s possible to have the inmates running the asylum. A country run by sociopathic liars, criminals and felons, why not.

I thought his conviction was for a felony. Guess not.

Wouldn't he and Caitlin be a marvelous candidates for POTUS and VP?

Arizona sure produces some strange politicians. All the retired Boomers there living out their golden years have lost their minds.

I will consider his CV for government service if it includes graphic HD hole presentation.

Will Lá Sènatrice give him some good ole poosie as she did Mr. Bigg…s?

Will he pass a law that schools have to eat organic shaman chow? Wasn't his diet the most important thing he wanted to maintain in jail?

The GQP continues to produce the very best, don't they? Now this seditionist cow guy who whined a big tantrum about he couldn't get his favorite mommy-cooked meals, during his too short stay in jail.

Yeah, dumbshits. Vote for this "alpha". He's what America needs. /s/

Wasn't it his mother who went on about making sure the jail followed his diet?

MAGA gay lives with mom, has no job and is poorly educated. Sure, make her a Congressman.

She’ll probably be better at it than 3/4 of the other GQP representatives.

Fucking hell.

This was the guy at the forefront of an attempt to overthrow a democracy. They should have been in prison for life. It's treason.

And yes it was R24 - he and his mother were loudly lamenting that he couldn't eat organic food. It was embarrassing and disgusting. A federal judge ruled that he required a "special diet for religious and health reasons".

What a pussy this dude is. Mommy's little boy.

This trash will win, probably.

Idiotic people will vote for him, just like they did for Trump - as a joke.

What a dumb CUNT

Good-looking guy

Who knew Joe Sixpack was ahead of his time. He was seen as a joke and lost bigly, and compared to some who win elections now like Kitara, Boobalert and Gorilla Marge, he seems sane. He should have waited a few years.

Can’t wait to tap some of that hot, sweet mess.

This is allegedly his dick

He hates gays R31. Wants us dead.

Some of his views (source: Wikipedia)

Chansley has stated his beliefs that televisions and radios emit "very specific frequencies that are inaudible," that "affect the brain waves of your brain".[25] He has also spoken about the Bilderberg conspiracy theory and said that Freemasons designed Washington, D.C. according to "ley lines" that amplify the Earth's magnetic field.[25] During a 2020 interview on ORF, Chansley declared that "in order to beat this evil occultic force you need a light occultic force … [you need] a force that is of the side of God, of love … almost like on the side of the angels … as opposed to the demons."[3] In reflecting on the Capitol storming, Chansley said that "What we did on January 6 in many ways was an evolution in consciousness, because as we marched down the street along these ley lines shouting 'USA' or shouting things like 'freedom'... we were actually affecting the quantum realm."[25]

Prosecutors have alleged that Chansley believes he is an alien or higher being and is destined to ascend to another reality.[72] When asked about her son's views in 2021, Martha Chansley told KNXV-TV that "it takes a lot of courage to be a patriot".[23]

I've pet dogs smarter than this choad.

Political office has turned into a grift for money.

He was convicted of a felony, but Arizona law doesn't keep felons from holding office -just from voting...

Fuck this fucking guy.

I've come to the realization since Trump's election that AZ is full of crazies and simps. Avoid at all costs.

You're kidding us, r39, right? SMH. The sentencing seemed harsh for a non-felony, but I assumed that since he's running for office... Ah, never mind. It's Arizona, Jake.

At least… he can’t vote for himself?

[quote]but Arizona law doesn't keep felons from holding office

CHARMING

[quote]He is maladjusted and starved for attention.

At a Teacake-level as well, R6.

He’s running to replace Deb Lesko in her far right district. She’s just as bad if not worse than qAnon man. I saw her work when she was in the state legislature. She and companion in crime, John Kavanagh ran their committees with a tight fist that would only bring up their own or preferred bills. I say good riddance to her and pray either party puts up someone with a working brain. That district includes Sun City and and Peoria and looks so gerrymandered it’s hard to believe it was created by an independent committee.

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Arizona is like Florida, it's God's waiting room for old Boomers without the beaches or high-rises. Peppered with a few meth labs here and there. That's what the young folks do.

That little mole between his eyes drives me insane. I hate it.

I wipe my ass with Chamin.

Does a Shaman shit in the woods?

This guy gets so much traction on this site.

90% of you starting threads on the dude clearly just want to present hole to him.

Speak for yourself Sigmund Freud with your theory that every banana or hot dog or tall building is a penis in your mind.

Big girl’s blouse.

[quote][His mother] Martha Chansley told KNXV-TV that "it takes a lot of courage to be a patriot".

Just the opposite. Braying about "muh patriotism" takes no effort at all.

First thread on him in six months R52.

No it's not R56. The search function on DL is screwed. There's been plenty on this guy in the last number of weeks and months. Fags on here are OBSESSED with him.

I haven't seen any threads on him, fag @ R57.

R57 is Matt Damon

Why does it look like he's begging for a big cock to be shoved down his throat in every picture he takes?

Why does everyone photo I see of this mongoloid have him with his mouth wide open like he is screaming?

Because he is always screaming with his mouth wide open R61

He's like a birdy hoping for a worm.

Has she gotten some of that hot Josh yet?

He really manscaped for that day. Perfectly coifed nips.

[quote]Why does everyone photo I see of this mongoloid have him with his mouth wide open like he is screaming?

He thinks he's a wolf. You can't tell that from his costume? Or maybe a buffalo.

Expect he smells bad.

I live that he has "The Wall" Trump never finished tattooed on his body. Opps.

Will he campaign in the shaman suit? What if he's elected to Congress?

If they thought they had a problem with Fetterman's outfits...

Nope, mom is not making him another costume for Capital insurrection day.

Mom made the weirdness.

R61, because when you’re a cocksucker, that’s what you do.

[quote]Good-looking guy

He looks like a retart.

Did anyone catch the interview with his mother before he went to jail? It was such an awkward thing to watch. You can see where he gets it from.

Oh 😳 lawd 😂

Mush brain skkkum

I hope if he ever goes near the Capitol building again, even as an elected officer, the Capitol Police need to take him out as enemy of the state.

I watched the video R75 linked and he's obviously not stupid. However he IS absolutely batshit crazy and believes what he's saying with conviction. At one point he started raving about psychological warfare and NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming) which has been thoroughly debunked. He claims that the reasons he went to the Jan 6th insurrection was mostly spiritual then he reels off a slew of QAnon conspiracy theories for the reasons why Jan 6th happened. Clinton's emails featured on the list with Benghazi, JFK's assassination, Operation Northwoods, MK ultra, Wako, Oklahoma bombing, 9/11, the Vegas shooting, the Boston bombing, the War on Terror, deep underground military bases, the money laundering, Clinton and all of the false flags. He says this is why Jan 6th happened. It wasn't much to do with Dump apparently.

Anything factual the interviewer brings up is met with "you clearly have a bias", "you're clearly unaware of what's really happening", "get out of your head and try to understand" and "you're living in a collective, subjective universe" and "do your own research". He then goes on the say that most people won't understand and then I closed the video. He still maintains that the election was stolen and that Dump should be the POTUS.

*I can't believe I wasted the time watching the video or typing out this post. I'm an idiot.

SCOTUS poised to start dissolving the charges against the domestic terrorists.

[quote] 'Don't you lose your credibility without the shirt?'

Chris Christie should be asked the same thing.

I need to suck his cock and balls and eat his ass before I make up my mind.

^Shut the heck up, Lady Lindzebelle, you nasty old queen.

Thanks for letting me know; I will send a campaign donation.

R48, and yet in 2022 they defeated Kari Lake and all the GOP election deniers running statewide. Whereas Florida just keeps electing these nuts

Blake Masters lost in ‘22. Now Trump has endorsed his upcoming primary opponent..

He’s already won.

Jacob Chansley, a Libertarian who demanded the government buy him organic meals in prison.

Someone needs to explain to this chowderhead what a Libertarian is.

Real Libertarians eat steak. I decided.

R78 I mean...it was pretty entertaining actually despite it being a waste of time. And you're right, he's a bright guy, but he's CLEARLY medicated for OUR safety. He does sound like every drum circle, anti-government asshole who's done too many hallucinogens tho.

I have NO shame in this...QAnon Shaman dude is fucking HOT.

How can he be bright and smart if he believes conspiracy theories and that Dump won the election? He sounds as stupid as all of Q-Anon.

The Shaman, Jacob, is not the insurrectionist that thrilled Miss Lindz. She was enthralled with the beefy Joe Biggs.

He's sorta hot when he's wearing his hat and his mouth is wide open.

Without the hat? Just as a person? Not much hot about him.

[quote]I have NO shame in this...QAnon Shaman dude is fucking HOT.

Well, good thing you're dead and can't vote, Helen Keller.

STILL think he's hot??

Mom must be so proud.