Reddit Fauxmoi

You just described a lot of Reddit. Chose your subs carefully

What did you say for them to ban you OP?

The people from Jezebel had to go somewhere!

[R2] I said hamas is a terrorist group. Shocked it took so long. They ban anyone for wrongthink or being on subs the mods don't approve of.

i got banned from a foodie-type thread for asking what rule i violated to get my Valentine's Day cheeseboard post removed.

i was upset at first, but then i realized i was UPSET OVER BEING CUT OUT OF A GROUP OF STUPID, CLIQUEY PEOPLE I DIDN'T KNOW.

and i went on with my life.

If they're Hamas lovers, why would you want to associate with them? They did you a favor, OP. Who needs terrorist sympathizers in their life?

[R6] I only go there on occasion. Sometimes the stuff they get mad about makes me laugh. These women don't realize how homophobic and sexist hamas is.

That they are "Homophobic and sexist" are probably the nicest things you can say about Hamas, R7.

Those people on that Reddit must be 12 yo or retarded.

You can't even mention one celebrity without someone having to bring up their views on Israel. It's got to be exhausting to keep track of every celebrity's views on hot button issues. I imagine these women have no friends irl since any real person would find them insufferable and annoying.

If you subscribe to any sub-reddits considered celebrity "hate" groups you will be banned by silly fauxmoi. i.e. Saint Meghan Markle or the one about faux Spaniard Hilaria Baldwin and her moonbumps

They are insufferable. Any remark that isn’t vehemently anti-Israel will get you banned. Celebrity gossip is my “comfort food” but I can’t participate in fauxmoi. Also, they get mad if there is any gay speculation so you can talk about Hugh Jackman’s divorce but you can’t mention that he pings from space. Yet some of them are “proudly queer,” or so they say. Pro-Hamas and proudly queer. To use one of their go-to phrases, “make it make sense.”

The DL Reddit page is a stupid trainwreck.

[quote]since it has to be the most insufferable sub on reddit

And yet still you were posting there

[quote]Yet some of them are “proudly queer,”

Queer = "straight but wants to pretend to be oppressed"

DL has been like that, too. Someone made a post asking why kids don’t care to learn history anymore— simple, typical DL ‘kids these days’ type post— and the first response was a DLer who went off like an IED about how the poster was pro-Israel for asking that question.

Lots of threads here have been dragged into the conflict. It’s not just women on Reddit.

And Reddit is one big group think if ever there was one, anyway, full of mental illness that they’re very proud of and can’t wait to tell everyone about.

r14 Well your little story there is bullshit. I've linked to the thread, so people can see that 1) the first reply didn't go "off like an IED" at all and 2) you skip over how the OP of that thread was the one who brought up Israel

What is/are "moonbumps", R10? Is there a vaccine to prevent it?

You mean you don’t spend 12 hours a day painstakingly obsessing Alec Baldwin and his bus load of family, R16?

I go to Reddit for the nerdy guy stuff that NOBODY here will ever talk about 😠

Oh you’re right, R15, honestly I was so excited to read others’ opinions on kids and history I think I skipped most of the OP in that thread.

Apologies, honestly.

No, R17. Baldwin isn't hot any longer so I don't keep up on issues regarding him or his wife. Do they call their kids "moonbumps"? Really?

Thank God he's past his prime. A hot guy calling his children something so ridiculous would be a dick wilter. He's ancient so it's ok he's gross.

[quote]What is/are "moonbumps", [R10]? Is there a vaccine to prevent it?

It is my understanding that moon bumps are fake pregnancy bellies and that Mrs. Baldwin is alleged to have worn them and used surrogates for all her pregnancies except the first one.

I've never visited the Mrs. Baldwin sub-reddit but I learned of it on the Saint Meghan Markle sub which I found myself visiting because a poster there recaps Lady's C's videos and I couldn't bear to listen to her firsthand. I quickly came to the realization that Lady C. doesn't know any more than the rest of us and is just making a buck and I abandoned that site. The only one I listen to now is River and not because I think he has any inside info but because I enjoy him and he often gives little British history lessons which I appreciate.

Moonbumps is better than what Alec usually calls his kids

Thank you for the explanation, R21.

Alec Baldwin calling his kids moonbumps is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week. Can that go viral somehow, like thoughtless pig?

Aren’t moonbumps balls of weed?

The worst fucking gossip site that’s ever existed. Livejournal on steroids. A bunch of miserable millennial women obsessed with moralizing and SJW bullshit.

This meme pretty much sums up that sub.

Antisemitic woke hysterical fraus.

The worst.

OP is probably a Republican who posts pro-Trump stuff. And gets mad when people challenge him on it. And only supports Israel because he thinks Jesus will return to the Holy Land

r29 Did you forget your evening meds hon?

popculturechat is less extreme but still shares similarities with the insufferable fauxmoi