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Timothée Chalamet Takes In the SNL Studio

My beautiful Timmy.

Suck it, Austin Butler!

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by Anonymousreply 87November 20, 2023 7:14 PM

So gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 12, 2023 12:58 AM

R1- Gorgeous

I HOPE you're being sarcastic

by Anonymousreply 2November 12, 2023 12:59 AM

Poor jealous hater R2.

Show us YOUR picture.


by Anonymousreply 3November 12, 2023 1:00 AM

The title says it all....

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by Anonymousreply 4November 12, 2023 1:05 AM

Peter Pan Syndrome isn't pretty.

by Anonymousreply 5November 12, 2023 1:10 AM

I’ve got my dvr set

by Anonymousreply 6November 12, 2023 1:13 AM

R5 I’d like to hit your micro peter with a pan.

by Anonymousreply 7November 12, 2023 1:13 AM

HOW in the fuck does box office poison Chalamet keep getting work?!?!?

by Anonymousreply 8November 12, 2023 1:15 AM

R8 it’s just to piss off constipated individuals like you.

by Anonymousreply 9November 12, 2023 1:17 AM

I hope closet queen Lorne Michaels makes him take his shirt off. Often.

by Anonymousreply 10November 12, 2023 1:20 AM

Nobody wants to see that skinny deformed white body R10.

by Anonymousreply 11November 12, 2023 1:22 AM

I do r11. Go flush your face down the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 12November 12, 2023 1:24 AM

Fuck off, R11!

I certainly do want to see Timmy shirtless (and naked).

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by Anonymousreply 13November 12, 2023 1:26 AM

[quote] Nobody wants to see that skinny deformed white body

As do I.

by Anonymousreply 14November 12, 2023 1:30 AM

R12 and R13 - we all know that you are both grossly obese females. Gay males find Chalamet a dickwilter.

And nobody would touch either of your flaps with a bargepole - least of all Chalamet.

by Anonymousreply 15November 12, 2023 1:31 AM

Poor Austin Butler at R15.

So ugly. So jealous of beautiful Timmy.

Sucks to be you.

by Anonymousreply 16November 12, 2023 1:33 AM

I love Timmy. And, horse's ass r15, I am and have always been a gay man. Just gay. None of those letters. And again, I love Timmy. I would love to see him perform naked, shirtless, whatever works. So sick of the hatred that issues forth from such steaming turds as you and r11.

Love that man. Love that body. Love that face. Love that hair.

by Anonymousreply 17November 12, 2023 1:39 AM

[quote] Gay males find Chalamet a dickwilter.

I, myself, do not. I find him extremely sexy.

by Anonymousreply 18November 12, 2023 1:43 AM

R8: Seriously how much longer can they keep pushing him? Box office numbers don't lie and he's 27 (and looks even older than that) so I think casting him in twink roles is a bit of a stretch. These Hollywood people aren't stupid and they know most people don't like him. So why continue with this torture and overexposure?

by Anonymousreply 19November 12, 2023 1:51 AM

[quote] Gay males find Chalamet a dickwilter.

Correction: Gay male BOTTOMS find Chalamet a dick wilter. (Jealousy)

Everyone else wants to have sex with him.

Sorry, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 20November 12, 2023 1:51 AM

I'm a gold star bottom and I'm somewhat attracted to him. He reminds me of a guy I was with a few times in college and still remember fondly.

by Anonymousreply 21November 12, 2023 2:16 AM

[quote]Correction: Gay male BOTTOMS find Chalamet a dick wilter.

Not true. Not even a little bit. You people who think you KNOW shit, you're just making shit up as you go along.

by Anonymousreply 22November 12, 2023 2:16 AM

He's starting to look like David Byrne

by Anonymousreply 23November 12, 2023 2:17 AM

[quote] So why continue with this torture and overexposure?

I truly do not know R19. Everything he's in is a box office bomb. Nobody can stand him and yet he keeps getting roles.

by Anonymousreply 24November 12, 2023 2:24 AM

[quote]Nobody at Datalounge can stand him.


by Anonymousreply 25November 12, 2023 2:25 AM

Everything he's in is a box office bomb R25. It's not just Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 26November 12, 2023 2:45 AM

I hardly think that means "nobody can stand him." He just picks the crappiest movies to be in. I would have felt less than entertained by Dune, for example, no matter who was in it. I wasn't about to see that moronic cannibal movie. And Wonka? Well, I have as much interest in it as I did the last two, which is to say zero, none, nada, rien. I love Timmy. Pick something good for him, agents. It's not Timmy people are staying away from in droves. It's the dreadful pictures he's in.

by Anonymousreply 27November 12, 2023 2:52 AM

Did he do well?

by Anonymousreply 28November 12, 2023 4:02 AM

No R28.

by Anonymousreply 29November 12, 2023 6:38 AM

He was fine, r28. I didn't understand the need to sing or rap in everything, but he was cute and competent

by Anonymousreply 30November 12, 2023 6:48 AM

Any VPL?

by Anonymousreply 31November 12, 2023 6:51 AM

No R31.

by Anonymousreply 32November 12, 2023 8:52 AM

I thought he looked great and was fun.

by Anonymousreply 33November 12, 2023 8:56 AM

That tiny horse thing was cute.

I didn't understand it, but Timmy looked adorable.

by Anonymousreply 34November 12, 2023 9:08 AM

Did he wear Chanel?

by Anonymousreply 35November 12, 2023 9:38 AM

That Troye Sivan skit was kind of funny.

Timothee does look like him.

by Anonymousreply 36November 12, 2023 10:04 AM

He's a baby face

but he's hung like his dad.

by Anonymousreply 37November 12, 2023 11:59 AM

I find the hate he gets quite funny. A few years back everyone was saying he was the next big thing, now people seem to despise him.

I have no feeling either way. He seems a decent actor and doesn't appear to be annoying. I don't get the hate.

by Anonymousreply 38November 12, 2023 12:21 PM

His dad is famously well hung?

by Anonymousreply 39November 12, 2023 12:26 PM

R33: Really? I thought he looked old and sickly especially in the intro.

by Anonymousreply 40November 12, 2023 12:26 PM

R38: I get it - overexposure despite his non-existent talent and his box office poison status. What I don’t get are the people who say he’s charming. He’s a rather nasty guy such as ignoring the PR aid so he could stay in the photo call at Cannes, flicking cigarette ash at the Beyoncé concert, having a PA fired who didn’t bring him an umbrella, and bullying a kid with a developmental disability when he was younger.

by Anonymousreply 41November 12, 2023 12:31 PM

Oh never mind, I see it's from his monologue rap.

by Anonymousreply 42November 12, 2023 12:41 PM

"Correction: Gay male BOTTOMS find Chalamet a dick wilter. (Jealousy). Everyone else wants to have sex with him."

I believe that he is mostly attracting the pedo adjacent types.

by Anonymousreply 43November 12, 2023 1:30 PM

[quote] Nobody wants to see that skinny deformed white body

[quote] I do [R11]

How long until that ankle monitor comes off, R12?

by Anonymousreply 44November 12, 2023 1:44 PM

[quote] I thought he looked old and sickly especially in the intro.

Sorry Austin Butler, but you just described yourself.

by Anonymousreply 45November 12, 2023 1:58 PM

[quote] I believe that he is mostly attracting the pedo adjacent types.

Yeah, because at 27 he's dewy fresh out of high school.

You're really a dumb cunt, aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 46November 12, 2023 1:59 PM

Timmy's opening monologue celebrated the end of the SAG-AFTRA strike.

Woo hoo!

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by Anonymousreply 47November 12, 2023 2:20 PM

R19- The hollywood publicity machine is still trying to make him the IT girl but it ain't working. He stars in production after production and they're all flops.

I would like to know when they're going to drop this rodent's SCRAWNY ass.

by Anonymousreply 48November 12, 2023 3:02 PM

Is R48 Matt Damon?

by Anonymousreply 49November 12, 2023 3:04 PM

His face took some age and he's more handsome when he had those straight hair wigs on. Completely different look. Better than the mop.

by Anonymousreply 50November 12, 2023 3:07 PM

I thought he was a really good host. One of the better episodes I’ve seen in a while. The Man in the Moon sketch was fun.

by Anonymousreply 51November 12, 2023 3:10 PM

No way, R50.

I love his mop hair. It's so sexy.

Timmy has GREAT hair.

Vogue calls it "French Guy Hair."

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by Anonymousreply 52November 12, 2023 3:11 PM

Hate the shaved nose.

by Anonymousreply 53November 12, 2023 3:12 PM

Yes he was really good.

by Anonymousreply 54November 12, 2023 3:12 PM

He's so gorgeous.

But I do worry about Timmy's weight, though.

On SNL, he actually looked even skinnier than he usually does. And that's bad.

Does he have an eating disorder? Does he even eat? Or is he just naturally thin?

In that skit where he was on the ledge about to jump, you could really see how scrawny he looks.

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by Anonymousreply 55November 12, 2023 3:15 PM

He didn't need a nose job.

by Anonymousreply 56November 12, 2023 3:30 PM

R55 Are you are 14yo girl?

by Anonymousreply 57November 12, 2023 3:31 PM

I sometimes forget that Timmy went to that New York School for the Performing Arts (the school from the movie FAME), and that he can actually sing.

Why hasn't he done a musical yet?

That would be an interesting departure from all the serious acting roles that he takes on.

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by Anonymousreply 58November 12, 2023 3:35 PM

Well that was awkwardly bad.

by Anonymousreply 59November 12, 2023 3:38 PM

R21, he reminds you of a guy in college because any campus has a population of 80% of boys hotter than him. He's a 20 percenter

by Anonymousreply 60November 12, 2023 3:41 PM

On last night's show he sang "Giant Horse," and I didn't get it, until I watched the video at R58.

Apparently, "Giant Horse" is the sequel to "Tiny Horse."

It's really dumb, but Timmy is still cute.

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by Anonymousreply 61November 12, 2023 3:42 PM

Looks like the fangirls are pissed at him for the Hamas joke. Is there a DLer on the writing team?

by Anonymousreply 62November 12, 2023 3:50 PM

These three writers are to blame for that skit, R62. Not Timmy.

They're not funny at all, and the skit fell flat.

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by Anonymousreply 63November 12, 2023 3:55 PM

r63 Good luck with that Tim. Doesn't actually ,matter it'll be forgotten in 3 weeks. Still fun to watch while the mob turns though.

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by Anonymousreply 64November 12, 2023 3:59 PM

The best part of the Troye Sivan skit was Timmy showing his cute little ass in the red underwear.

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by Anonymousreply 65November 12, 2023 4:15 PM

r30 Because Wonka is a musical

by Anonymousreply 66November 12, 2023 5:54 PM

He’s a fantastic actor and has a HUGE fan base.

by Anonymousreply 67November 12, 2023 6:16 PM

A "HUGE" fan base who don't actually go to see his films

by Anonymousreply 68November 12, 2023 6:38 PM

Please Don’t Destroy are funny. Don’t be an old grandpa

by Anonymousreply 69November 12, 2023 6:47 PM

He did a great job last night. One of the best of the season, so far.

by Anonymousreply 70November 12, 2023 6:49 PM

That is a face that's going to age badly.

by Anonymousreply 71November 12, 2023 6:51 PM

Tiny Horse? Tiny Meat.

by Anonymousreply 72November 12, 2023 7:04 PM

R72 = Alma Beers

by Anonymousreply 73November 12, 2023 7:10 PM

I love this sweater he's wearing as he "takes in the SNL Studio."

It's beautiful.

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by Anonymousreply 74November 12, 2023 7:35 PM

Blah - super boring

by Anonymousreply 75November 12, 2023 7:54 PM

Aww come on, he’s cute

by Anonymousreply 76November 12, 2023 8:46 PM

The sweater is likely Chanel. That woven pattern.

What about the glittery jacket for the monologue?

by Anonymousreply 77November 12, 2023 11:17 PM

When is Hollywood going to drop this anorexic mouse?

by Anonymousreply 78November 12, 2023 11:24 PM

So far today I've read 1) the Hamas joke was disgusting, 2) they victimized Britney Spears, 3) anyone who likes Timmy is a pedo. This episode really struck some people's nerves.

by Anonymousreply 79November 12, 2023 11:40 PM

I can watch Timmy doing this silly dance over, and over again.

He's so cute!

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by Anonymousreply 80November 13, 2023 12:40 AM

Wonka Clip.

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by Anonymousreply 81November 15, 2023 1:37 PM

I had no idea that silly dance at R80 was a real thing.

Apparently, he was trying to copy Troye Sivan in his "Got Me Started" video, right down to the tiny red underwear!

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by Anonymousreply 82November 16, 2023 1:02 AM

r72, Celine Homme

He was actually funny- I laughed out loud with the 50 years of Hip Hop skit, and I haven't done that in a very long time.

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by Anonymousreply 83November 20, 2023 1:57 AM

R83: He seemed pretty unfocused as host and the episode in general really pissed people off from the Hamas joke to Britney.

by Anonymousreply 84November 20, 2023 2:31 AM

This generation's Leotardo ReCaprio

by Anonymousreply 85November 20, 2023 4:46 AM

He was so cute in the Hip Hop skit.

Keenan Thompson even got to spank him at the end!

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by Anonymousreply 86November 20, 2023 5:48 PM

He was so cute, r86. He is so cute. Everyone knows this. And everyone acknowledges this except the miserable old queens of Datalounge for whom hatred is their raison d'etre.

by Anonymousreply 87November 20, 2023 7:14 PM
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