Timothée Chalamet Takes In the SNL Studio

So gorgeous.

R1- Gorgeous

I HOPE you're being sarcastic

Poor jealous hater R2.

Show us YOUR picture.

Troll!

The title says it all....

Peter Pan Syndrome isn't pretty.

I’ve got my dvr set

R5 I’d like to hit your micro peter with a pan.

HOW in the fuck does box office poison Chalamet keep getting work?!?!?

R8 it’s just to piss off constipated individuals like you.

I hope closet queen Lorne Michaels makes him take his shirt off. Often.

Nobody wants to see that skinny deformed white body R10.

I do r11. Go flush your face down the toilet.

Fuck off, R11!

I certainly do want to see Timmy shirtless (and naked).

[quote] Nobody wants to see that skinny deformed white body

As do I.

R12 and R13 - we all know that you are both grossly obese females. Gay males find Chalamet a dickwilter.

And nobody would touch either of your flaps with a bargepole - least of all Chalamet.

Poor Austin Butler at R15.

So ugly. So jealous of beautiful Timmy.

Sucks to be you.

I love Timmy. And, horse's ass r15, I am and have always been a gay man. Just gay. None of those letters. And again, I love Timmy. I would love to see him perform naked, shirtless, whatever works. So sick of the hatred that issues forth from such steaming turds as you and r11.

Love that man. Love that body. Love that face. Love that hair.

[quote] Gay males find Chalamet a dickwilter.

I, myself, do not. I find him extremely sexy.

R8: Seriously how much longer can they keep pushing him? Box office numbers don't lie and he's 27 (and looks even older than that) so I think casting him in twink roles is a bit of a stretch. These Hollywood people aren't stupid and they know most people don't like him. So why continue with this torture and overexposure?

[quote] Gay males find Chalamet a dickwilter.

Correction: Gay male BOTTOMS find Chalamet a dick wilter. (Jealousy)

Everyone else wants to have sex with him.

Sorry, bitch.

I'm a gold star bottom and I'm somewhat attracted to him. He reminds me of a guy I was with a few times in college and still remember fondly.

[quote]Correction: Gay male BOTTOMS find Chalamet a dick wilter.

Not true. Not even a little bit. You people who think you KNOW shit, you're just making shit up as you go along.

He's starting to look like David Byrne

[quote] So why continue with this torture and overexposure?

I truly do not know R19. Everything he's in is a box office bomb. Nobody can stand him and yet he keeps getting roles.

[quote]Nobody at Datalounge can stand him.

Fixed.

Everything he's in is a box office bomb R25. It's not just Datalounge.

I hardly think that means "nobody can stand him." He just picks the crappiest movies to be in. I would have felt less than entertained by Dune, for example, no matter who was in it. I wasn't about to see that moronic cannibal movie. And Wonka? Well, I have as much interest in it as I did the last two, which is to say zero, none, nada, rien. I love Timmy. Pick something good for him, agents. It's not Timmy people are staying away from in droves. It's the dreadful pictures he's in.

Did he do well?

No R28.

He was fine, r28. I didn't understand the need to sing or rap in everything, but he was cute and competent

Any VPL?

No R31.

I thought he looked great and was fun.

That tiny horse thing was cute.

I didn't understand it, but Timmy looked adorable.

Did he wear Chanel?

That Troye Sivan skit was kind of funny.

Timothee does look like him.

He's a baby face

but he's hung like his dad.

I find the hate he gets quite funny. A few years back everyone was saying he was the next big thing, now people seem to despise him.

I have no feeling either way. He seems a decent actor and doesn't appear to be annoying. I don't get the hate.

His dad is famously well hung?

R33: Really? I thought he looked old and sickly especially in the intro.

R38: I get it - overexposure despite his non-existent talent and his box office poison status. What I don’t get are the people who say he’s charming. He’s a rather nasty guy such as ignoring the PR aid so he could stay in the photo call at Cannes, flicking cigarette ash at the Beyoncé concert, having a PA fired who didn’t bring him an umbrella, and bullying a kid with a developmental disability when he was younger.

Oh never mind, I see it's from his monologue rap.

"Correction: Gay male BOTTOMS find Chalamet a dick wilter. (Jealousy). Everyone else wants to have sex with him."

I believe that he is mostly attracting the pedo adjacent types.

[quote] Nobody wants to see that skinny deformed white body

[quote] I do [R11]

How long until that ankle monitor comes off, R12?

[quote] I thought he looked old and sickly especially in the intro.

Sorry Austin Butler, but you just described yourself.

[quote] I believe that he is mostly attracting the pedo adjacent types.

Yeah, because at 27 he's dewy fresh out of high school.

You're really a dumb cunt, aren't you?

Timmy's opening monologue celebrated the end of the SAG-AFTRA strike.

Woo hoo!

R19- The hollywood publicity machine is still trying to make him the IT girl but it ain't working. He stars in production after production and they're all flops.

I would like to know when they're going to drop this rodent's SCRAWNY ass.

Is R48 Matt Damon?

His face took some age and he's more handsome when he had those straight hair wigs on. Completely different look. Better than the mop.

I thought he was a really good host. One of the better episodes I’ve seen in a while. The Man in the Moon sketch was fun.

No way, R50.

I love his mop hair. It's so sexy.

Timmy has GREAT hair.

Vogue calls it "French Guy Hair."

Hate the shaved nose.

Yes he was really good.

He's so gorgeous.

But I do worry about Timmy's weight, though.

On SNL, he actually looked even skinnier than he usually does. And that's bad.

Does he have an eating disorder? Does he even eat? Or is he just naturally thin?

In that skit where he was on the ledge about to jump, you could really see how scrawny he looks.

He didn't need a nose job.

R55 Are you are 14yo girl?

I sometimes forget that Timmy went to that New York School for the Performing Arts (the school from the movie FAME), and that he can actually sing.

Why hasn't he done a musical yet?

That would be an interesting departure from all the serious acting roles that he takes on.

Well that was awkwardly bad.

R21, he reminds you of a guy in college because any campus has a population of 80% of boys hotter than him. He's a 20 percenter

On last night's show he sang "Giant Horse," and I didn't get it, until I watched the video at R58.

Apparently, "Giant Horse" is the sequel to "Tiny Horse."

It's really dumb, but Timmy is still cute.

Looks like the fangirls are pissed at him for the Hamas joke. Is there a DLer on the writing team?

These three writers are to blame for that skit, R62. Not Timmy.

They're not funny at all, and the skit fell flat.

r63 Good luck with that Tim. Doesn't actually ,matter it'll be forgotten in 3 weeks. Still fun to watch while the mob turns though.

The best part of the Troye Sivan skit was Timmy showing his cute little ass in the red underwear.

r30 Because Wonka is a musical

He’s a fantastic actor and has a HUGE fan base.

A "HUGE" fan base who don't actually go to see his films

Please Don’t Destroy are funny. Don’t be an old grandpa

He did a great job last night. One of the best of the season, so far.

That is a face that's going to age badly.

Tiny Horse? Tiny Meat.

R72 = Alma Beers

I love this sweater he's wearing as he "takes in the SNL Studio."

It's beautiful.

Blah - super boring

Aww come on, he’s cute

The sweater is likely Chanel. That woven pattern.

What about the glittery jacket for the monologue?

When is Hollywood going to drop this anorexic mouse?

So far today I've read 1) the Hamas joke was disgusting, 2) they victimized Britney Spears, 3) anyone who likes Timmy is a pedo. This episode really struck some people's nerves.

I can watch Timmy doing this silly dance over, and over again.

He's so cute!

Wonka Clip.

I had no idea that silly dance at R80 was a real thing.

Apparently, he was trying to copy Troye Sivan in his "Got Me Started" video, right down to the tiny red underwear!

r72, Celine Homme

He was actually funny- I laughed out loud with the 50 years of Hip Hop skit, and I haven't done that in a very long time.

R83: He seemed pretty unfocused as host and the episode in general really pissed people off from the Hamas joke to Britney.

This generation's Leotardo ReCaprio

He was so cute in the Hip Hop skit.

Keenan Thompson even got to spank him at the end!

He was so cute, r86. He is so cute. Everyone knows this. And everyone acknowledges this except the miserable old queens of Datalounge for whom hatred is their raison d'etre.