BREAKING: Iceland declares state of emergency over volcanic eruption threat

Who knows. I'm not saying this is it, but when Mother Nature does decide to level us, I'm thinking it will be abruptly.

I’m all for anything that breaks up the monotony of daily boredom and greed in the world. I never like to get my hopes up for world-changing events though, because I’m always disappointed when nothing happens or when things inevitably just go back to the status quo. If I can’t see full scale of nuclear war or complete societal collapse during my lifetime, I at least want to witness either a massive planetary impact or an eruption with global effects. A giant tsunami wouldn’t hurt either. Something FFS 😒

Oh cool! I remember when the last Icelandic volcano with the unpronounceable name erupted about ten years ago and all flights in Europe were grounded for something like the days. My boss was in Europe when it happened and it gave us all a very nice ten day reprieve!

Eyjafjallajökull. And it was 2010. Good times.

This won't be an explosive eruption, just an oozer.

I wanted a boom, an earth-shattering kaboom.

I at least want to witness the most life altering force of this planet - love.

I think we should drop a nuke in it.

I was just watching a program about the formation of Earth.

Too many volcanic eruptions at once blanket the ozone layer with methane and carbon dioxide , which deflect the sun’s warmth and cause centuries long ice ages.

Keep your sweaters handy. And stock up on canned goods. 90% of plant and animal life will go extinct.

Richard, I will not have you erupting. It’s very lower-middle class.

Just lay on the couch and let it blow.

When you choose to live on an active volcano those are the chances you take

It’s Iceland. There’s always a volcano erupting.

Where is Bjork!!!??????

How do I spell relief?

F-A-R-T

R5, I can certainly relate.

Me too, r9!

"Nova" on PBS., just a couple of weeks ago.

It blew my mind (get it? "blew") to learn that I was wrong.

I just assumed that Space, when Earth was created, basically decided, "Oh, and Earth? Here. Over time, I'll dole out a little troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere, thermosphere and exosphere. Those will help with that life-creating thingy."

But no. All of that was created by Earth!

I coulda fell out of my Barca-lounger.

[quote] Where is Bjork!!!??????

She will be appropriately attired in her swan costume when the eruption occurs.

Thoughts and prayers for the Icelandic peoples! I loved my short stay in this magical, haunting country.

OMG!!

[quote] OMG!!

Dyatlov right?

Someone should make a thread on that, R21!!

I saw the swan dress at the McQueen exhibit in London-- let's just say a photograph of it is better than reality.

Iceland only has like 300k people.

That's slightly more than my hometown.

She wipped me off, r23.

Won’t someone think of the elves?

Rut - Ruh...

True, R24, though they got 1.7 million tourists last year.

Will it cause mass extinction?

After cancel your Europe trips for the next 6 months or so.

Krakatoa, east of Java.

I’m hoping for another Carrington Event, myself.

^ That's very interesting

I really hope I'm dead before then, R32.

Who thought a scenic, peaceful little place like Iceland would be the world’s undoing?

I wonder if they’re just doing it for attention.

[quote] Who thought a scenic, peaceful little place like Iceland would be the world’s undoing?

An Icelandic volcanic eruption in the late 18th century led to an extended cold period and famine in Europe which may have contributed to the French Revolution.

They’re trouble. And should be shunned.

The 2010 eruption in Iceland cause huge disruption of both trans Atlantic air travel and Western Europe's air travel.

It's always those who you least suspect, R35.

He was always so quiet; kept to himself.

OMG!!

oh fuck. i wonder how many old timers who refuse to leave are going to die...

Hold me Sven!

^ Not that many, only 14% of the population is over 65

Volcanos or Icelandic people, R37?

Don’t shun my raging hard-on, it feels like it’s going to be a fucking volcano 🌋

Today's the day!!

^ What do you mean, "Well", we've got more cracked roads...

[quote]This won't be an explosive eruption, just an oozer.

The epitaph of many, many a Datalounger.

They should all get together and put ice cube trays down the cracks in the roads, to cool things down.

They need to work together. Some countries are very backwards.

This better not disrupt my delivery of fermented shark meat. Mama’s caftan air won’t spice itself.

Go to bed, Rose, R51.

[quote]Mama’s caftan air won’t spice itself.

Mama’s caftan air could kill a Huckabee.

MARY!!!!!

HOLD ME, EINAR!!!

^ "Hold your damn self" 😠

Wasn’t there a volcano erupting just last summer? How is this different?

People had better start taking this seriously.

Why are they all still there?

Will this interfere with the Sugarcubes reunion tour?

It's coming, it's just a matter of when. Hours or days.

Has Lazy Town people already been evacuated?

^ See r49

She’s ready to blow.

Just like Nancy Reagan.

Um, Krakatoa is WEST of Java.

Don’t mess with movie history—reality be damned. ;)

Haha. You said “krak”.

Don't involve me in this, I've got legal problems to deal with.

It begins......

[italic]Goddess protect us ! !

Is this what happens when a volcano presents hole?

Finally, Bjork will pay for putting out album after album of terrible “music”.

Are they dead yet?

I see the BBC was evacuated.

Time's up...

It's gonna be like JJK Season 2 Ep 16 Jogo vs Sukuna out there!

Is the lava going to hit the US? I just auditioned for a roll for a soap!!!

Iceland you in danger gurl!!

Will you be a jelly, Boston cream, or olde fashioned, R77?

Leave Iceland alone! I wish there were volcanoes in Florida.

It's cloudy today.....is it the ashes??

I’m kinda bummed there hasn’t been a major event yet.

Me too, R83. Talk about an anticlimax

So you require mass destruction and death to achieve climax, Dutchie?

I do, R85, I do — to nobody’s surprise.

Told you bitches I’m hardcore!!!

That was a big bust.

You speak too soon.

„Threatens.“

Wake me up when it happens zzZzzzzz

My fiery chasm has been dilated for the last month! It’s now or never!