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BREAKING: Iceland declares state of emergency over volcanic eruption threat

🌋 Are we all gonna die? 🌋

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by Anonymousreply 90December 7, 2023 3:41 PM

Who knows. I'm not saying this is it, but when Mother Nature does decide to level us, I'm thinking it will be abruptly.

by Anonymousreply 1November 11, 2023 5:50 AM

I’m all for anything that breaks up the monotony of daily boredom and greed in the world. I never like to get my hopes up for world-changing events though, because I’m always disappointed when nothing happens or when things inevitably just go back to the status quo. If I can’t see full scale of nuclear war or complete societal collapse during my lifetime, I at least want to witness either a massive planetary impact or an eruption with global effects. A giant tsunami wouldn’t hurt either. Something FFS 😒

by Anonymousreply 2November 11, 2023 6:04 AM

Oh cool! I remember when the last Icelandic volcano with the unpronounceable name erupted about ten years ago and all flights in Europe were grounded for something like the days. My boss was in Europe when it happened and it gave us all a very nice ten day reprieve!

by Anonymousreply 3November 11, 2023 6:11 AM

Eyjafjallajökull. And it was 2010. Good times.

by Anonymousreply 4November 11, 2023 6:13 AM

This won't be an explosive eruption, just an oozer.

by Anonymousreply 5November 11, 2023 6:33 AM

I wanted a boom, an earth-shattering kaboom.

by Anonymousreply 6November 11, 2023 6:40 AM

I at least want to witness the most life altering force of this planet - love.

by Anonymousreply 7November 11, 2023 6:42 AM

I think we should drop a nuke in it.

by Anonymousreply 8November 11, 2023 6:45 AM

I was just watching a program about the formation of Earth.

Too many volcanic eruptions at once blanket the ozone layer with methane and carbon dioxide , which deflect the sun’s warmth and cause centuries long ice ages.

Keep your sweaters handy. And stock up on canned goods. 90% of plant and animal life will go extinct.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 11, 2023 7:25 AM

Richard, I will not have you erupting. It’s very lower-middle class.

by Anonymousreply 10November 11, 2023 8:17 AM

Just lay on the couch and let it blow.

by Anonymousreply 11November 11, 2023 9:03 AM

When you choose to live on an active volcano those are the chances you take

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by Anonymousreply 12November 11, 2023 11:48 AM

It’s Iceland. There’s always a volcano erupting.

by Anonymousreply 13November 11, 2023 12:17 PM

Where is Bjork!!!??????

by Anonymousreply 14November 11, 2023 12:19 PM

How do I spell relief?


by Anonymousreply 15November 11, 2023 12:30 PM

R5, I can certainly relate.

by Anonymousreply 16November 11, 2023 12:42 PM

Me too, r9!

"Nova" on PBS., just a couple of weeks ago.

It blew my mind (get it? "blew") to learn that I was wrong.

I just assumed that Space, when Earth was created, basically decided, "Oh, and Earth? Here. Over time, I'll dole out a little troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere, thermosphere and exosphere. Those will help with that life-creating thingy."

But no. All of that was created by Earth!

I coulda fell out of my Barca-lounger.

by Anonymousreply 17November 11, 2023 12:42 PM

[quote] Where is Bjork!!!??????

She will be appropriately attired in her swan costume when the eruption occurs.

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by Anonymousreply 18November 11, 2023 4:56 PM

Thoughts and prayers for the Icelandic peoples! I loved my short stay in this magical, haunting country.

by Anonymousreply 19November 11, 2023 5:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 20November 11, 2023 5:11 PM

[quote] OMG!!

Dyatlov right?

by Anonymousreply 21November 11, 2023 5:12 PM

Someone should make a thread on that, R21!!

by Anonymousreply 22November 11, 2023 5:13 PM

I saw the swan dress at the McQueen exhibit in London-- let's just say a photograph of it is better than reality.

by Anonymousreply 23November 11, 2023 5:35 PM

Iceland only has like 300k people.

That's slightly more than my hometown.

by Anonymousreply 24November 11, 2023 6:43 PM

She wipped me off, r23.

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by Anonymousreply 25November 11, 2023 6:57 PM

Won’t someone think of the elves?

by Anonymousreply 26November 11, 2023 7:27 PM

Rut - Ruh...

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by Anonymousreply 27November 11, 2023 8:49 PM

True, R24, though they got 1.7 million tourists last year.

by Anonymousreply 28November 11, 2023 9:01 PM

Will it cause mass extinction?

by Anonymousreply 29November 11, 2023 9:02 PM

After cancel your Europe trips for the next 6 months or so.

by Anonymousreply 30November 11, 2023 9:25 PM

Krakatoa, east of Java.

by Anonymousreply 31November 11, 2023 9:31 PM

I’m hoping for another Carrington Event, myself.

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by Anonymousreply 32November 11, 2023 9:39 PM

^ That's very interesting

by Anonymousreply 33November 12, 2023 3:29 AM

I really hope I'm dead before then, R32.

by Anonymousreply 34November 12, 2023 6:55 AM

Who thought a scenic, peaceful little place like Iceland would be the world’s undoing?

I wonder if they’re just doing it for attention.

by Anonymousreply 35November 12, 2023 7:30 AM

[quote] Who thought a scenic, peaceful little place like Iceland would be the world’s undoing?

An Icelandic volcanic eruption in the late 18th century led to an extended cold period and famine in Europe which may have contributed to the French Revolution.

by Anonymousreply 36November 12, 2023 7:34 AM

They’re trouble. And should be shunned.

by Anonymousreply 37November 12, 2023 5:05 PM

The 2010 eruption in Iceland cause huge disruption of both trans Atlantic air travel and Western Europe's air travel.

by Anonymousreply 38November 12, 2023 5:10 PM

It's always those who you least suspect, R35.

by Anonymousreply 39November 12, 2023 5:11 PM

He was always so quiet; kept to himself.

by Anonymousreply 40November 12, 2023 5:14 PM


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by Anonymousreply 41November 12, 2023 5:15 PM

oh fuck. i wonder how many old timers who refuse to leave are going to die...

by Anonymousreply 42November 12, 2023 5:19 PM

Hold me Sven!

by Anonymousreply 43November 12, 2023 5:20 PM

^ Not that many, only 14% of the population is over 65

by Anonymousreply 44November 12, 2023 5:27 PM

Volcanos or Icelandic people, R37?

by Anonymousreply 45November 12, 2023 5:33 PM

Don’t shun my raging hard-on, it feels like it’s going to be a fucking volcano 🌋

by Anonymousreply 46November 12, 2023 5:39 PM

Today's the day!!

by Anonymousreply 47November 13, 2023 3:31 PM
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by Anonymousreply 48November 13, 2023 4:29 PM

^ What do you mean, "Well", we've got more cracked roads...

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by Anonymousreply 49November 13, 2023 4:46 PM

[quote]This won't be an explosive eruption, just an oozer.

The epitaph of many, many a Datalounger.

by Anonymousreply 50November 13, 2023 4:49 PM

They should all get together and put ice cube trays down the cracks in the roads, to cool things down.

They need to work together. Some countries are very backwards.

by Anonymousreply 51November 13, 2023 4:55 PM

This better not disrupt my delivery of fermented shark meat. Mama’s caftan air won’t spice itself.

by Anonymousreply 52November 13, 2023 5:02 PM

Go to bed, Rose, R51.

by Anonymousreply 53November 13, 2023 5:05 PM

[quote]Mama’s caftan air won’t spice itself.

Mama’s caftan air could kill a Huckabee.

by Anonymousreply 54November 13, 2023 5:14 PM


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by Anonymousreply 56November 13, 2023 5:31 PM

^ "Hold your damn self" 😠

by Anonymousreply 57November 13, 2023 5:39 PM

Wasn’t there a volcano erupting just last summer? How is this different?

by Anonymousreply 58November 13, 2023 6:18 PM

People had better start taking this seriously.

Why are they all still there?

by Anonymousreply 59November 13, 2023 6:45 PM

Will this interfere with the Sugarcubes reunion tour?

by Anonymousreply 60November 13, 2023 6:47 PM

It's coming, it's just a matter of when. Hours or days.

by Anonymousreply 61November 13, 2023 9:22 PM

Has Lazy Town people already been evacuated?

by Anonymousreply 62November 13, 2023 9:28 PM

^ See r49

by Anonymousreply 63November 13, 2023 9:36 PM

She’s ready to blow.

Just like Nancy Reagan.

by Anonymousreply 64November 13, 2023 9:38 PM

Um, Krakatoa is WEST of Java.

by Anonymousreply 65November 13, 2023 9:48 PM

Don’t mess with movie history—reality be damned. ;)

by Anonymousreply 66November 13, 2023 9:50 PM

Haha. You said “krak”.

by Anonymousreply 67November 13, 2023 10:02 PM

Don't involve me in this, I've got legal problems to deal with.

by Anonymousreply 68November 14, 2023 12:08 AM

It begins......

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by Anonymousreply 69November 14, 2023 3:09 AM

[italic]Goddess protect us ! !

by Anonymousreply 70November 14, 2023 6:29 AM

Is this what happens when a volcano presents hole?

by Anonymousreply 71November 14, 2023 8:06 AM

Finally, Bjork will pay for putting out album after album of terrible “music”.

by Anonymousreply 72November 14, 2023 8:44 AM

Are they dead yet?

by Anonymousreply 73November 14, 2023 10:09 AM

I see the BBC was evacuated.

by Anonymousreply 74November 14, 2023 9:33 PM

Time's up...

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by Anonymousreply 75November 14, 2023 9:38 PM

It's gonna be like JJK Season 2 Ep 16 Jogo vs Sukuna out there!

by Anonymousreply 76November 14, 2023 10:33 PM

Is the lava going to hit the US? I just auditioned for a roll for a soap!!!

by Anonymousreply 77November 15, 2023 1:24 AM

Iceland you in danger gurl!!

by Anonymousreply 78November 15, 2023 2:07 PM

Will you be a jelly, Boston cream, or olde fashioned, R77?

by Anonymousreply 79November 16, 2023 11:53 AM

Leave Iceland alone! I wish there were volcanoes in Florida.

by Anonymousreply 80November 16, 2023 1:11 PM

It's cloudy today.....is it the ashes??

by Anonymousreply 81November 16, 2023 5:18 PM
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by Anonymousreply 82November 19, 2023 5:16 PM

I’m kinda bummed there hasn’t been a major event yet.

by Anonymousreply 83November 23, 2023 9:49 PM

Me too, R83. Talk about an anticlimax

by Anonymousreply 84November 23, 2023 10:46 PM

So you require mass destruction and death to achieve climax, Dutchie?

by Anonymousreply 85November 23, 2023 10:54 PM

I do, R85, I do — to nobody’s surprise.

Told you bitches I’m hardcore!!!

by Anonymousreply 86November 23, 2023 11:17 PM

That was a big bust.

by Anonymousreply 87December 7, 2023 12:40 PM

You speak too soon.

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by Anonymousreply 88December 7, 2023 12:48 PM


Wake me up when it happens zzZzzzzz

by Anonymousreply 89December 7, 2023 12:49 PM

My fiery chasm has been dilated for the last month! It’s now or never!

by Anonymousreply 90December 7, 2023 3:41 PM
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