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My Fair Lady REMAKE 2025!!!

Directed by Ari Aster

Starring Robert Downey Jr, Emma Stone, Michael B. Jordan, Matt Damon, Tina Fey, Awkwafina, Damon Wayans Jr., and Sam Neill as Colonel Pickering

by Anonymousreply 103December 11, 2023 2:32 PM

Sir Kelsey Grammer was set to play Pickering but dropped out for the new Frasier

by Anonymousreply 1November 8, 2023 2:06 AM

Why remake movies that were good adaptations? Remake those that were bad adaptations.

by Anonymousreply 2November 8, 2023 2:07 AM

R2 It is My Fair Lady for the new millennium. It will also be less white and more accurate to the racial insensitivities of the Edwardian Era.

by Anonymousreply 3November 8, 2023 2:08 AM

The only casting worth anything is Sam Neill as Colonel Pickering, and even that is pushing it.

by Anonymousreply 4November 8, 2023 2:09 AM

What role will Matt Damon be playing?

by Anonymousreply 5November 8, 2023 2:17 AM

There will also be new songs

by Anonymousreply 6November 8, 2023 2:17 AM

R5 I think this is the roll call:

Higgins- Robert Downey Jr.

Eliza- Emma Stone

Colonel Pickering- Sam Neill

Alfred Doolittle- Matt Damon

Mrs. Pierce- Tina Fey

Freddie- Michael B. Jordan

The Turkish guy at the ball is now a female Chinese role written for Awkwafina. She said she was excited to be in such a high caliber production.

Mrs. Higgin has not been cast, but there are rumors that Sean Young was in the studio,

by Anonymousreply 7November 8, 2023 2:23 AM

Meet Eliza Dolittle...

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by Anonymousreply 8November 8, 2023 2:23 AM

R8 who's that?

by Anonymousreply 9November 8, 2023 2:29 AM

I thought Sam Neill was dying?

by Anonymousreply 10November 8, 2023 2:38 AM

[quote] I thought Sam Neill was dying?

In at least temporary remission.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 8, 2023 2:42 AM

This will be Sam Neill's final film before his graceful retirement.

by Anonymousreply 12November 8, 2023 2:45 AM

What role should Matt Damon's ass play?

by Anonymousreply 13November 8, 2023 2:48 AM

R13 It is a side character in the show stopper Get Me to the Church on Time

by Anonymousreply 14November 8, 2023 2:51 AM

Will they give Julie a cameo?

by Anonymousreply 15November 8, 2023 2:52 AM

[quote]What role should Matt Damon's ass play?

Dover's bloomin' arse, of course! 😂

by Anonymousreply 16November 8, 2023 2:53 AM

So Aquafina is playing Eliza?

by Anonymousreply 17November 8, 2023 2:55 AM

R17 No she is a Chinese princess see R7

by Anonymousreply 18November 8, 2023 2:57 AM

Thoughts on the cast?

by Anonymousreply 19November 8, 2023 3:04 AM

I've a feeling you're just kidding, but to me it sounds believable. Makes a better opening than that car chase scene.

by Anonymousreply 20November 8, 2023 3:09 AM

Will the rain in Spain still fall mainly on the plain?

by Anonymousreply 21November 8, 2023 3:22 AM

Sounds like a fag film to me.

by Anonymousreply 22November 8, 2023 3:23 AM

Will Eliza's speech impediment be a lisp?

by Anonymousreply 23November 8, 2023 3:25 AM

Where’s the link?

by Anonymousreply 24November 8, 2023 3:31 AM

CONFIRMED- Sean Young as Mrs. Higgins, Henry's mother.

by Anonymousreply 25November 8, 2023 3:49 AM

A high caliber production!

by Anonymousreply 26November 8, 2023 3:50 AM

You do know that Sam Neill is terminally ill with Cancer? He may not make it to work on this movie. I really like him too. I was sad to hear of his cancer.

by Anonymousreply 27November 8, 2023 3:55 AM

R27 I guess he will be replaced by Kelsey Grammer then

Or maybe Sir Kenneth Branagh

by Anonymousreply 28November 8, 2023 3:59 AM

Sir Kelsey Grammer, excuse me

by Anonymousreply 29November 8, 2023 3:59 AM

Is this the one where I'm Harriet Tubman?

by Anonymousreply 30November 8, 2023 4:27 AM

What's with the "Sir"?

by Anonymousreply 31November 8, 2023 4:27 AM

1/10, OP.

by Anonymousreply 32November 8, 2023 4:29 AM

r31 what do you mean?

by Anonymousreply 33November 8, 2023 4:47 AM

Due to scheduling conflicts, Emma Stone has dropped out of 2025’s eagerly anticipated My Fair Lady remake from director Ari Aster. Negotiations are under way with Jennifer Garner to take over the role. Garner has never received an Oscar nomination. Aster told us, “I wanted to be a director ever since I was a teenager and watched and re-watched Elektra and 13 Going On 30. How is it possible that the Academy hasn’t even bothered to nominate Garner yet? It astounds me. She is an acting legend. I will make sure My Fair Lady is structured as a global showcase for her impressive on-screen range and singing ability”.

by Anonymousreply 34November 8, 2023 4:52 AM

I'm sure this remake will be every bit as successful as the West Side Story remake.

by Anonymousreply 35November 8, 2023 4:56 AM

Who's set for costumer?

by Anonymousreply 36November 8, 2023 5:00 AM

R33, I'm writing in English, but okay, here: Americans aren't "Sir."

by Anonymousreply 37November 8, 2023 5:05 AM

La La Land proved conclusively that Emma Stone can't sing for shit, so now we want her in a role that taxed Julie Andrews? Plus she's a decade (at least) too old.

It's not as though the popular music world is short on guttersnipes you could cast.

by Anonymousreply 38November 8, 2023 5:27 AM

[quote]a role that taxed Julie Andrews?

Don't you mean Audrey Hepburn?

by Anonymousreply 39November 8, 2023 5:57 AM

Er, no, I mean the woman who made singing-Eliza famous, Julie Andrews. Who still found it quite tough, though of course she was doing seven or eight shows a week, not filming a movie.

Audrey Hepburn didn't have a prayer, but are you saying they're going to dub Emma? In that case, why not use someone young and pretty?

by Anonymousreply 40November 8, 2023 6:04 AM

Why can't they get a British actress? It would seem like they could do that. Jennifer Garner would be a disaster.

by Anonymousreply 41November 8, 2023 2:01 PM

Brie Larson will replace Emma Stone!

The rest of the stellar cast includes Robert Downey Jr, Matt Damon, Sean Young, Damon Wayans Jr., Awkwafina, Michael B. Jordan, Tina Fey, and Sir Kelsey Grammer.

by Anonymousreply 42November 8, 2023 2:34 PM

Ruth E. Carter for costumes

by Anonymousreply 43November 8, 2023 2:46 PM

What a shit show. Hollywood is out of ideas.

by Anonymousreply 44November 8, 2023 2:51 PM

Can't wrap my head around RDJ as Higgins.

by Anonymousreply 45November 8, 2023 2:52 PM

Wasn't "West Side Story" bad enough? Will there be a special cameo just for Julie, as their was for Rita in WSS? Wait til Billy Porter finds out he's not in the cast! Or no Dylan Mulvaney as Eliza! Horrors...

by Anonymousreply 46November 8, 2023 2:58 PM

Rachel Zegler as Eliza is the career resurrection she needs right now.

by Anonymousreply 47November 8, 2023 3:02 PM

I cannit get "Ari Aster" and "My Fair Lady" together. It's like David Lynch remake of Mrs. Doubtfire.

by Anonymousreply 48November 8, 2023 3:04 PM

Margot Robbie would be a good choice for Eliza.

by Anonymousreply 49November 8, 2023 3:11 PM

Hmm, in todays time Higgins will be non-binary, Eliza will be a Latina Trans, Pickering will be Black.

by Anonymousreply 50November 8, 2023 3:18 PM

Sam Neils' cancer is in remission.

Please stop repeating Daily Mail bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 51November 8, 2023 3:29 PM

The stratified social classes in England were the core of the original, and if they get t oo cute with their casting, they are going to shit all over the premise of the story. Dumbasses.

by Anonymousreply 52November 8, 2023 5:14 PM

Wooden tit be loverly?

by Anonymousreply 53November 8, 2023 6:12 PM

[quote]Who's set for costumer?

I'm available!

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by Anonymousreply 54November 8, 2023 6:23 PM

But Robert Downey Jr is a great actor

by Anonymousreply 55November 8, 2023 6:23 PM

I think it will be GREAT

by Anonymousreply 56November 8, 2023 6:25 PM

The WSS remake was a masterpiece.

by Anonymousreply 57November 8, 2023 6:39 PM

Obviously Patti LuPone will be reuniting with her Beau Is Afraid director to play Mrs. Higgins.

by Anonymousreply 58November 8, 2023 6:48 PM

R44 How is it a shit show? No way.

by Anonymousreply 59November 8, 2023 6:51 PM

The quote at r34 sounds like someone’s taking the piss. In fact this whole thread does.

by Anonymousreply 60November 8, 2023 7:02 PM

R58, Patti was so perfectly cast in Beau is Afraid. I am deeply ambivalent about the film itself. Very indulgent and too fucking long.

by Anonymousreply 61November 8, 2023 7:09 PM

Well Sean Young beat out Patti LuPone for Mrs. Higgins

by Anonymousreply 62November 8, 2023 7:11 PM

But can Robert Downey, Jr. actually sing?

by Anonymousreply 63November 8, 2023 7:11 PM

Jennifer Garner is 51 years old.

That's rather long in the tooth to be playing Eliza.

And does Jennifer sing?

by Anonymousreply 64November 8, 2023 7:21 PM

Rex Harrison couldn't sing either

by Anonymousreply 65November 8, 2023 7:28 PM

Gwenyth Paltrow could play Eliza.

by Anonymousreply 66November 8, 2023 7:36 PM

I'm available!!

by Anonymousreply 67November 8, 2023 7:45 PM

I'm excited for this

by Anonymousreply 68November 8, 2023 9:45 PM

Carey Mulligan was once considered for the role of Eliza, and John Madden was set to direct.

by Anonymousreply 69November 9, 2023 3:53 AM

This is actually a real thing and not a bogus thread.

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by Anonymousreply 70November 9, 2023 3:54 AM

NOOO!

by Anonymousreply 71November 9, 2023 3:57 AM

Why?

by Anonymousreply 72November 9, 2023 4:01 AM

The article from R70 is from 2021.

by Anonymousreply 73November 9, 2023 4:01 AM

This is going to be a classy, elegant, and sophisticated film

by Anonymousreply 74November 9, 2023 5:38 AM

WEHT to Matthew Lopez and The Bodyguard remake?

by Anonymousreply 75November 9, 2023 6:13 AM

I'm confused

by Anonymousreply 76November 9, 2023 2:17 PM

[quote]Sam Neils' cancer is in remission. Please stop repeating Daily Mail bullshit.

It IS in remission, but his doctors have told him it will not stay that way. That's what he said himself on the episode of Australian Story. If he's lucky, new treatments will become available the longer he hangs on, but if they don't the medium-term prospects aren't good.

by Anonymousreply 77November 9, 2023 2:39 PM

Well Sir Kelsey Grammer is Pickering now

by Anonymousreply 78November 13, 2023 6:29 PM

I'm excited to see this

by Anonymousreply 79November 22, 2023 5:06 PM

Julie Andrews will be playing the Higgins, the Doolittles, the Eynsford-Hills, Colonel Pickering, and Mrs. Pearce.

by Anonymousreply 80November 22, 2023 5:28 PM

There's no one around today who remotely approaches this level of talent. I don't know if it was pre-arranged, but here Julie appears to sing off the cuff while sitting in a chair for a Dick Cavett interview.

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by Anonymousreply 81November 22, 2023 5:42 PM

Matt Damon should NOT be in this movie.And Michael B. Jordan?? WTF?? Will MBJ play Freddie?

by Anonymousreply 82November 22, 2023 5:45 PM

MBJ will be around to give Eliza throat exercises.

by Anonymousreply 83November 22, 2023 5:47 PM

R82:

Higgins- Robert Downey Jr.

Eliza- Emma Stone

Colonel Pickering- Sir Kelsey Grammer

Alfred Doolittle- Matt Damon

Mrs. Pearce- Tina Fey

Freddie- Michael B. Jordan

The Turkish guy at the ball is now a female Chinese princess- Awkwafina.

by Anonymousreply 84November 22, 2023 6:03 PM

R84, Tiffany Haddish might replace Emma Stone while she films the Cruella sequel.

by Anonymousreply 85November 22, 2023 6:08 PM

You have got to be kidding.

by Anonymousreply 86November 22, 2023 6:11 PM

[quote] The Turkish guy at the ball is now a female Chinese princess- Awkwafina.

Shouldn’t he be played by Theo James?

by Anonymousreply 87November 22, 2023 6:13 PM

Thank goodness that this balderdash is just a lot of poppycock and twaddle.

by Anonymousreply 88November 22, 2023 6:15 PM

Where is ODP? Or ODJ?

😢

by Anonymousreply 89November 22, 2023 6:23 PM

R88 You are fake news

by Anonymousreply 90November 22, 2023 6:35 PM

I think Sir Kelsey Grammer might win an Oscar for portrayal as Colonel Pickering

by Anonymousreply 91December 1, 2023 10:35 PM

At least Matt Damon plays a pig. Eliza's father was a pig. But he had a great production umber, in Get Me To The Church on Time.

by Anonymousreply 92December 1, 2023 10:59 PM

Is Matt Damon shaped like a pig?

by Anonymousreply 93December 1, 2023 11:03 PM

It could be worse. They could have chosen Natalie Portman for Eliza. that would have been a disaster.

by Anonymousreply 94December 1, 2023 11:03 PM

R94 I don't think it could get any worse to be honest.

by Anonymousreply 95December 1, 2023 11:17 PM

OP is a big fat lying whore fatty.

by Anonymousreply 96December 1, 2023 11:20 PM

MY FAIR CLIT

by Anonymousreply 97December 1, 2023 11:21 PM

[quote] The Turkish guy at the ball

Do you mean Hungarian?

by Anonymousreply 98December 2, 2023 12:42 AM

Jennifer Garner could get an overdue Oscar nomination as the lead Eliza.

by Anonymousreply 99December 11, 2023 7:48 AM

[quote]Jennifer Garner is 51 years old.

She should be playing Mrs. Higgins!

by Anonymousreply 100December 11, 2023 12:26 PM

Bullshit thread? None of these people can sing.

by Anonymousreply 101December 11, 2023 12:31 PM

Your point being, R101?

by Anonymousreply 102December 11, 2023 1:08 PM

R101 Maybe, but they are the GREATEST talents of all time;

Robert Downey Jr., Emma Stone, Matt Damon, Tina Fey, Michael B. Jordan, Awkwafina, AND Sir Kelsey Grammer!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 103December 11, 2023 2:32 PM
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