Sexiest Man Alive, which is still a thing, will be revealed at midnight

My money's on Elliot Page.

[quote]They they’ve selected Mouseboy.

Zut alors!

That giant australian ape with the birthmark

I'm afraid it could be Travis Kelce just for "dating" Taylor Swift.

That old fuck from the Golden Bachelor

I prefer Armie the cannibal over Chalamet.

Sandoval

Donald Trump still calls People obsessively to this day, still demanding to make the cut for this list. "Just find the votes!"

Let's just hope it's an actual man, born a man.

They've made some terrible choices in the past.

I've already gotten word that it's me.

Che Diaz

Pedro Pascal

Speaking of Pedro, what about that they/them from The Last Of Us who plays the girl, the one who looks like a weird doll?

She's not sexy or a man but she is a they/them.

Who would win People's Sexiest They/Them alive?

Jeremy Allen White?

It's whoever people magazines fanbase finds sexy. So we're talking about white Republican women over the age of 45.

R16: No it's whoever's PR mounts the most aggressive campaign and throws the most money at People Magazine.

Nick Nolte wasn't sexy even in 1991. I stopped taking them seriously when they named every coach of the voice the "sexiest man alive" that wasn't usher. He has 10 times the sex appeal of blake Shelton and John legend combined.

What R3 said, Jacob Elordi.

R17 has it

thread closed

Hunter Biden

R20: Seriously does anybody really believe Paul Rudd and John Legend are sexy men?

My money's on my Junior Mint -- Don Jr.

Sigh. It’s just Ken.

It'll be me. Jealous, bitches?

Elliot may not be sexy but they kind of do pass as a wizened old Jewish man.

These things are decided months ago and they probably thought they would put somebody a) who HAD a big fall film to promote and b) is a complete whore.

My money’s on this guy. And The Fall Guy trailer just came out this weekend.

And if not ATJ, then Jason Momoa who has Aquaman 2 coming out.

Ryan Gosling?

As much as I love M. O'Tay, Aaron Taylor Johnson wipes the floor with him and everyone else named thus far. He may very well be the Sexiest Famous Man Alive. (And that penis! That glorious, smegma-free penis!)

ATJ is big hot.

I think a dark horse, so to speak, could be Hasan Minhaj. If they want to help him out, plus give it to someone who checks both PoC and Muslim, he’s the guy.

This could be Dylan Mulvaneys to lose. Think of the publicity of announcing a WOMAN of the Year would garner all kinds of attention---which is really what this is about for People mag.

Who among us would not want to suck his cock?

Eat shit, r33. Climb in my toilet and I'll make you a fresh load.

R16, if it's Chalamet, then the choice was obviously made by 12 year old girls. I can't see Republican women over 45 finding scrawny, effeminate Chalamet sexy.

R29, I think Gosling has turned down the title several times before. There's always the possibility that he'll finally relent now that he's in his forties and it won't hurt his credibility as a serious actor, but I doubt it.

People is already previewing that the issue will feature Pascal, Chalamet, Usher, Jamie Foxx, Lenny Kravitz and Jason Kelce, so it won't be any of them. Momoa seems like a safe choice: he's famous enough, women love him, and he has a big movie to promote.

Paul Mescal, though it pains me to say it.

It should be Gosling. He starred in and carried a billion dollar movie.

Mike Johnson

I'm thinking mouseboy, Page, or someone they're trying to make happen, like DL fav Jacob Elordi.

R41 = Eldori actually isn't a bad guess. Everyone thinks he is the next big thing. Off script he is fem as fuck.

It will prolly be somebody that ain’t even sexy like John Legend or something.

Elordi is really serious about being a respectable actor, he wouldn’t do it.

It's going to be Tommy DiDario.

Eldori queening it up for Ellen.

Gotta be Pedro. His star was the brightest this past year. His PR team is on fire.

It's not Pedro, and it's not Chalamet. They've already been named as people featured in the issue, so they won't get the cover.

Elordi is not particularly queeny.

His other, um, affliction, you can see from space.

Larry Sanders

I see the anti-trans trolls have found this thread

Flaco!

[quote]His other, um, affliction, you can see from space.

Not seeing any affliction, r49.

ANYbody but Timmy!

I think Jason Mamoa is a very good guess. Aren’t Aquaman and People under the same corporate umbrella?

R53 Try this video then. If you don’t see it by the time he gets to the bandana, I can’t help you.

Yeah but Momoa is homely. If he put a bag over his head, then maybe.

It will be my husband, Prince Henry of Sussex, He's famous too you know!

R57: Homely guys always get this title.

Ryan Gosling

Matthew Perry?

R39, Ryan Gosling carried Barbie? 🤣

No one went to see Barbie because the star of First Man is in it.

r56, I imagine you're suggesting that Jacob Elordi is gay. Maybe he is. Maybe he isn't. Most men with English-y accents sound kind of gay to me. And with the navy blue bandana, if he wants to fuck me in the ass, oh, hell yeah. Or I'll fuck him in the ass. In any case, I'm glad you had me watch that. Jacob seems a lot more interesting to me now, regardless of sexuality. He really is lovely.

Pete Davidson

[quote]I imagine you're suggesting that Jacob Elordi is gay

Nope! I don't think he's gay at all. Like I said, if you don't see it by the time he gets to the bandana, I can't help you.

That's okay, r65. To me he seems unafflicted. And I like it.

[quote]Aren’t Aquaman and People under the same corporate umbrella?

My God what year are you posting from, 2004?

Oh, please, r44.

And it’s….. Glen Powell!

R69: It's always somebody they're trying to make happen.

[quote] If you don’t see it by the time he gets to the bandana, I can’t help you.

Except you could by just saying it rather than posting vague bullshit and expecting people to watch a boring video.

Well I suppose I could just TELL you everything but then you wouldn’t be using your deduction skills would you?

Those who can see it, see it and those who can’t see it really don’t need to worry about it.

Tim Scott

73 posts in and nobody has nominated Hunter Biden?

Stunning and brave? Amazing and beautiful?

R74, meet R21.

This shit is so archaic.

r72 You must be a frau to be that tedious

He's just making it up, R72. We know it isn't Autism because autistic people are like soulless dolls devoid of emotion.

You silly queens.

It's obviously going to be Ron DeSantis.

R74: The drugs and booze fucked up his looks.

Any kid who walks around with a collection of Tennessee Williams' plays is all right by me.

Major Johnny Thompson

Jason Momoa needs consideration. Seriously. And did The Rock ever make it?

Those 2 men are real panty droppers.

Found this out recently that a lot of men have turned this down. I guess they don’t want to be the cover on a celebrity kiss ass magazine. Very surprising.

R86 - I don't think there's any requirement for this - so I don't think you can 'turn it down'. It's not a real competition.

That's just PR - "Oh, they were going to name me Sexiest Man Alive - but I told them No!" - Sure Jan. That smells of a publicist.

So it will be box office poison Shartlamet then R17 and R20.

R85, See r68.

TRAVIS KELCE.......

The "sexiest man alive" guy looks fat or muscular in the Kimmel promo tonight. Kimmel covered the guys face in the promo.

I am kind of hoping it is Little Lord Cigarette, just for the absolute mockery which will follow

R92, See r37.

Joe Biden

Stamos or Duhamel

They picked a HAS-BEEN....Dempsey? WTF?

Put this joke of a magazine out of business already.

Him? Again??

McDreamy??? Is it 2010?

They picked the dickless "dreamy" looking one and not the dongful "steamy" looking one?

Are they stupid?

It must be just middle aged housewives reading People.

I'm surprised enough people remembered he even existed in order to vote for him. Did everyone else above him turn it down?

How is this magazine still going? We lose Entertainment Weekly. And this kneepad crap is still going.

His impressive hair heavily contributes to how handsome he is. He’s just NOT sexy.

WTH?! PATRICK DEMPSEY?!

"Sexiest Who the Hell? Alive."

"Sexiest Back in the Day Alive."

"Sexiest Major Let-Down Alive."

"Sexiest Joke Alive."

"Sexiest I Stayed Up For This? Alive."

"Sexiest Worst Selling Cover Alive."

That rhinoplasty made his career, for sure.

I’m calling it now. Pia Zadora will be People’s Sexiest Woman Alive 2023.

People mag is for middle aged suburban fraus so this is probably a good choice in that sense.

R106, No such issue.

And anyway, were there, the choice would be Miss Universe Netherlands.

57 year old Patrick Dempsey is in the same age range as the average reader of People magazine.

People Magazine went down to the wire and almost went with Bryan Cranston or Michael C.Hall.

Patrick Dempsey has a good public relations team.

He’s alive, so they got that part right.

Since People Mag is scraping the bottom of the barrel now---I'm betting Dax Shepard is next years winner.

Patrick Dempsey is from Lewiston, Maine. He was out of town during the recent mass shooting.

It's reported that Patrick Dempsey is worth $85 million.

There are times it’s just better to rock the dead!

At least it wasn't Bad Bunny.

$85 million dollars?

People who like him or even know who he is don't stay up till midnight.

[quote] It's reported that Patrick Dempsey is worth $85 million.

I was going to bitchily comment "busted face" until I read the 85 mil part.

He’s better than a lot of the early choices on this thread.

He's sexless, R121

R122 - his much older wife agrees with you.

I thought they got rid of the Sexist Person Alive due to political correctness.

[quote]It must be just middle aged housewives reading People.

This may just be anecdotal, but a lot of Zoomers (like my niece and her friends) have a soft spot for Patrick Dempsey because of Disney's ENCHANTED, which they grew up on.

They swoon over this scene, in particular.

Wow I wasn’t expecting them to pander this badly to their aging demographic.

What year is this?

R127 apparently, 2006-2007

Patrick Dempsey has a micro dick.

Yup.

Macsaggy tits.

They made a mistake.

Still should have been Don. Jr.

Dempsey said he peaked a long time ago. At least he's honest.

My question is, why did he want this? He hasn't really been hot as far as a career (not looks, he's still hot in that regard, to me) since he started on Grey's in 2005 and its heyday.

[quote]This may just be anecdotal, but a lot of Zoomers (like my niece and her friends) have a soft spot for Patrick Dempsey because of Disney's ENCHANTED, which they grew up on.

Patrick Dempsey wasn't even the sexiest man in ENCHANTED.

Maybe Dempsey wasn't hot in his earlier career but these later pics show he's ramped the heat factor up quite a bit. I like!

Their pick is just as irrelevant as the magazine.

No wonder so many of these magazines have fallen I to irrelevance. They've been replaced by variety, the Hollywood reporter and pop crave. The time magazine never put much effort in to their social pages. People magazine is officially dead.

I heard that People almost went with Rock Hudson until the staff realized there would be problems with the "Alive" part.

I do like that he is my age

At least it wasn't Chalamet.

[quote]They they’ve selected Mouseboy.

Could you repeat that, please? I was LOLing too loudly to hear you.