Tom Cruise Shows Off Ridiculous Wig at Freak Show

I honestly think this is his hair..

Where’s Jenna?!

No, it’s definitely not his hair.

R3 Or his face.

Good Lord! That’s Ted Koppel’s hair!

I'd enjoy wiping my cummy dick on that hair once he's finished blowing me off.

[quote]I honestly think this is his hair..

I do too. He could certainly afford the very best hair system, and this clearly ain't it.

[quote] He could certainly afford the very best hair system

The Hair Club for Men?

Is this photoshopped? He looks weird and puffy. Fillers not settled?

Reminds me I need to dust today.

There is nothing about the structure of that hair that is authentic to how hair grows.

Notice you can’t see the hair on the sides of his head. That’s specific to wigs. Otherwise you can see the shade difference.

Authentic as a hard shell taco.

I don't get what you're all going on about.

He looks like Austin Powers.

Hogan Gidley called, he wants his ratty Korean wig back

It looks like one of those wigs your Uncle Joe would wear in Vegas near the 1.99 shrimp cocktails.

I'm sure he has his lift boots on.

The smiling Scientologists in the background are scaring me.

Where is the gorgeous Elizabeth Moss? 🤣🤣

His face has gone puddy, but I too think that hair--regardless of it's shag lesbian chic cut--is his.

[Quote] His face has gone puddy

About damn time too.

Again, Tammy looks like shit.

Those crazy eyes are scary and that's his smiley face. He must look terrifying in full meltdown fury.

^Camera on a strap around his neck

R6- Is Trudeau a HOMO?

He’s growing it for a Dobie Gillis reboot. Oh sure.

Roger Friedman is a horse’s ass.

I had hair like that 50 years ago, when I was 17. But gurl, Ms Tammy ain’t 17, and that ain’t her hair.

It’s a Viagra, Rogaine, Mounjaro trifecta

Well it's her hair in that she probably paid for it

Where's Shelly Miscavage, Tom?

By that logic r30, those are his teeth as well.

Getting Robert Redford vibes.

Why buy hair that looks like that? He’s got the money for GOOD hair.

If he lives to be 90 he'll still be trying desperately to look like he's 30. It's so sad when they can't understand they're not young a pretty anymore.

r31 = Leah R.

He's had more work done than the Eiffel Tower yet he looks awful, and not a minute younger than his actual age. How does that happen?

Because the sycophants he surrounds himself with tell him how AMAZING he looks!

He's become quite a caricature of himself.

I got a good deal going! Don't fuck it up for me!

Tom, that hair makes you look fat.

My twin brother looks fantastic! Leave him alone.

I'm 60, but I can pass for 29

She looks like a chipmunk with a mouth full of seeds wearing Phyllis Diller's wig.

He should have asked Elton John r34.

Greatest special effect in MI was not how he stayed on the plane but how his rug stayed on his 60 yo head. Oscar worthy.

Tammy Cat

[quote]how his rug stayed on his 60 yo head

If Kennedy was president when you were born....maybe it's time to retire the Bieber hair.

He looks like Dorothy Hamill on an early morning walk of shame through the Olympic Village after a night of rough sex with the Soviet hockey team.

Pitt's looks a tad better but 60yo men do not have bangs.

Looks perfectly natural!

^ yes

Pitt is bald, right?

He’s had transplants. God you’re all poor

It's to divert attention from his fat ass.

He looks ridiculous. Money can't buy taste.

His hair has never looked good since he parted ways with his male hairstylist in 2015. Since then, they have been all female stylists.

Here are more pictures including a couple of the Elfmans. Jenna looks like she wants to kill the photographer and Bohdi looks indifferent. Decor looks like it's straight outta the '80s.

Jenna looks so strident and bitchy...

Oh wow! That is really bad. Tom can't afford a better hair hat than that? He should fire his stylist.

R58, Xenu must be laughing at all the fug on display 🤣 😂

You're glib, OP. You don't know the history of hair systems. I do.

Sloppy cut n paste job

0/10

They even have clam shells at the event.

Can anyone figure out what the scored thing next to the dry filet is?

Looks like the straightened version of Tucker Carlson’s wig.

[quote]If Kennedy was president when you were born....maybe it's time to retire the Bieber hair.

He looks like he could be Bieber's grandfather.

Bitch stole my act.

He needs to do a cereal ad where he rips off his wig

He looks like got raped by a Thetan 😳

Ew “Dharma and Greg” actress Jenna Elfman was there with her husband, Bodhi. Bodhi is the nephew of composer Danny Elfman, currently accused in a lawsuit of sexual assault by one woman and accused by another.”

Very Witchypoo.

He looks like the very-butch-female-gymnastics-teacher from literally every high school in existence

Let’s talk about the filter face. Look out, Donny Osmond.

[quote] There is nothing about the structure of that hair that is authentic to how hair grows.

R11 That sounds more like old-fashioned hair plugs to me.

No, it’s absolutely a wig. Looks nothing like plugs.

Mission Impossible V: Wig Protocol

I didn't know that Eva Gabor wigs are still being manufactured.

It's a clam in a fright wig!

I guess Nicole got custody of the better wig maker in the divorce.

[quote] I guess Nicole got custody of the better wig maker in the divorce.

While Tom got custody of the beard maker.

R28- We must give this Scientology HOMO some leeway.

Let him have his WIG as long as it's not a

RATTY KOREAN WIG

R37- Like the BROADS from Knots Landing. They ALL had tons of work done on their faces but it did not make them look

Younger

or more Attractive

or get them more Acting Roles.

He looks like Jerry Mahoney.

[quote] I honestly think this is his hair..

A wig would be more flattering.

I think she's tremendous!

Maybe a youthful buzz cut would be better at this point. Even if there's not much to buzz. The bangs/wisps sticking out and going sideways like a comb over under a wig are tragic.

I imagine the wig is less about hair loss than it is about hiding the grey.

Men’s hair really pulls off color well.

There isn’t enough hair to work on multiple shades, with the sides in particular hard to mask because they tend to be cut quite short so the roots are quickly visible.

R18 They're like the neighbors from Rosemary's Baby.

I’d love to see every movie little Shirley Temple ever did remade with Tom cast in her role.

Did Tina Turner leave Tom one of her wigs in her will?

R48- Your comment is PARTICULARLY mean 😪

Please

Keep it up 👍

Take a look at this photo... a VERY bad angle for Tom. Here we see all the cracks showing.

R93, he looks like someone wearing a Tom Cruise mask for Halloween.

Man, his nose looks fucking huge in that pic. Old man syndrome.

He really does look like a lesbian gym teacher, as another poster said.

It’s a time-honored Hollywood look!

It all just looks so fake.

R 33 nailed it. Robert Redford all the way. Can’t someone with all his fucking fame and money just age, not without ANY surgery, but not turning into a freakazoid.

To me it screams of someone so rich so narcissistic surrounded by sycophants ….. nobody dares to tell him the truth

Imagine the budget for digital editing/enhancement on his next Mission Impossible. I guarantee they make him look much, much younger.

They certainly ain’t showing what’s in that pic!

The new wig makes him look like an old dustin hoffman in the movie mrs. Robinsin

Oh, dear, R101.

I remember liking his haircut in Rainman.

At this point, he would look so sexier with a very short cut cropped high and tight on the sides and top, with salt-and-pepper coming through. That thing in OP's post's photo looks like some vadge bush pasted to the top of his skull.

[Quote]That thing in OP's post's photo looks like some vadge bush pasted to the top of his skull.

In cinemas this summer, Tom Cruise in MERKIN: IMPOSSIBLE.

I don’t know her.

Remember his silver fox look in Collateral? He should go there.

It's sad when they don't realize they're old. Well, sad and desperate. But then, I guess little Tom knows he needs to keep bringing in the big paychecks as long as possible to keep Scientology's finances propped up.

The box office performance of his latest film had to hurt.

It was labeled Part 1 but I understand the studio is retooling and the second part won’t be labeled part two because that won’t help.

This is giving me Jason Bateman vibes

[quote]It's sad when they don't realize they're old. Well, sad and desperate.

I know, right?

Love the woman leaning into OP’s shot from the left.

She’s probably catering stuff, wanting a keepsake. “Can you believe I did that?”

(R110) There’s another winner. Jason looks ridiculous.

Shows off his latest mop.

^ Billie Jean King looks rough

I believe that wig was intended for a transparently younger man (or, on second glance, woman).

R116- I can tolerate the fact that his wig was intended for a younger man

but what I can't tolerate- if it was revealed to be a

RATTY KOREAN WIG

R114. What Lies Beneath?

American Made?

The Mummy?

Losing It?

Just when I think he can’t get more ridiculous. He does it. That wig is for maybe a old woman. That is blind.

Ironically, he reminds me of Rosie O'Donnell in the photo at R114.

He looks like he's transitioning in R114.

He looks like he's on his way to MichFest

It looks like something Joan Rivers would have expected worn.

Yes R123 - in an ashy blonde that is exactly a Joan Rivers wig at R114

The boyish lesbian wig doesn’t match with that old wrinkled face. It’s like his facelift is starting to sag.

If Tammy listened to the smart money, she ordered a duplicate in "Winter Wheat" for gradual blonding.

Sad last days.

I never thought I'd be the sane one.

More concerned about his face. ITtcould be his hair, the fill-in English stylist was told to go in a young, TikTok direction.

I’m just wondering if some Scientologist give him that wig to secretly get back at him. “You look so much younger!!”

Surely it's for a role?

He’s playing Kristy McNichol in the inevitable biopic?