Look! A Wagon Wheel! (Or, Traumatizing Television as a Kid)

Yes. Thank you. I always wondered why I feel cheese would be the hardest food to give up. I was obviously indoctrinated.

He's yellow. Does he have hepatitis?

Maybe he uses Goldenseal on his skin.

It can make anyone look jaundiced.

I remember and almost choked up! The 1970s to me were neither good nor bad times, but it was MY time, and I have recently become nostalgic about it which scares me a bit, i am THAT old now.

This is your brain. This is your brain, on drugs. ANY QUESTIONS, SIZZLE SIZZLE

No idea what this creature is but he gave good tips in vain to prevent Americans from living their best 600 pound and toothless lifestyle.

He's a testicle.

That’s Ol’ Chester Cholesterol

It's so funny what people remember about stuff, what lines stick in your head. If somebody said "Look, a wagon wheel!" to me I would instantly think of this, even though I've never talked about it with anyone or seen it referenced anywhere before.

I always thought Timer was a Cheeto.

OMG. I still blurt out "I hanker for a hunk'a, a slab or slice or chunk'a..." when I eat cheese.

..”Or pomegranate juice or whatever turns you on”

Me too, R11

TIME FOR TIMER!

He had a whole movie (or two) as well as those spots.

He was the After-School Special king!

Why was he riding Dudley Doo-right’s horse?

I always thought he himself was a cheese wheel. A cannibal cheese wheel.

A '70s childhood was the best childhood.