Tell me to make something in Midjourney and I will try my best to do it

How embarrassing for you, OP.

R1 I know

Make an image of Melissa McCarthy as a sexbot

Since no one can do DL fave Guinness record holder tallest woman Sandy Allen

justice in their AI generator then maybe you can get it done in yours.

R3 I tried

R4 What about her?

R6 What do you mean "What about her?"

See if you can make something with her in it with your generator.

OP, could you kindly make 1930s Joan Crawford kissing 1930s Barbara Stanwyck, please?

R8 It doesn't really look like them

One more

R7 I tried. It just keeps giving me gigantic men

R11 I really enjoy that what was your prompt?

R12 Just wrote **Sandy Allen tallest woman**

R13 I wonder if "Guinness record holder world's tallest living woman Sandy Allen" (she had the "tallest living" woman record the longest of her life) would've had different results than that at R11.

R14 See for yourself. Btw. what's with you and this woman?

R15 She's one of the few famous female celebs that I couldn't get my generator to produce an accurate image for.

Based on the Guinness record books selling only 2nd to the Bible, Sandy has to be one of the most famous/easily recognizable women in the past half century yet no generator can do her any justice. I find it a bit odd that they're considered so smart at their current level but so manty results are disappointing Sandy being another case in point.

^ Robert Wadlow being the "world's tallest man" in history according to Guinness (for anyone who is that clueless).

R16 Did you try uploading a few images of Sandy or did you just wrote her name?

R18 I don't know how to upload images into a generator. I just write text stuff in them for any possible results.

R19 You either paste the link to the photo or upload the photo from your phone by pressing the + button in the left corner. Then you open the image in browser and copy+paste the link.

Just because Guinness records book is among the best selling books doesn't mean a thing. There aren't that many photos of her online, a lot of them are old and blurry and her name isn't that recognizable

I tried with uploading her images. Doesn't look anything like her but at least it's all women now, unlike previous attempts when all I was getting were tall men.

R20 I don't have a phone that does any of that.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, standing behind a podium, eating twinkies and crying

OP I did this once but it turned out nearly all the requests were coming from one person who was utterly obsessed with Republicans and made like thirty separate requests (which I assumed were coming from different people, because why would someone be so obsessed?) asking for images of Republicans in lame situations

R23 is probably that person

R22 Why are you talking about? It has nothing to do with a type of a phone. Discord app is the same on any phone

R23 Midjourney doesn't know what Twinkies look like

^ I laughed anyway. Love it.

How about Mike Johnson looking at gay porn on his computer and drooling

R28 Midjourney doesn't allow porn or anything of that sort

Maybe just him looking at shirtless (but not naked) guys and drooling?

R30 = idiot

He already told you Midjourney doesn't allow anything like that.

Elon Musk stranded on Mars, looking sad

Can you make a picture of me standing on the street holding my Oscar, and I'm surrounded by people who are cheering and weeping from happiness? I had taken a picture just like that, but it got deleted from my phone somehow. Thanks!

Oh, and one of them was holding a little Scottie dog, so if you can throw that in that would be great.

R31, I've used AI apps and they do shirtless guys. Idiot.

And I told you, MIDJOURNEY doesn't allow anything like that. Not other AI apps, MIDJOURNEY. Idiot.

R32 Here you go

How about Henry Cavill as Superman arm-wrestling Tyler Hoechlin as Superman.

You can’t put similar looking celebrities in Midjourney, the app will merge their looks

R38 here

I can't get the Jamie Lee Curtis holding the Oscar award with people cheering. I'll keep on trying

Really? I got it in one try. What are you doing wrong?

Michael Jackson as Jesus Christ with Bubbles

R43 Here

R33 Like this?

I wrote the word Datalounge

All those images are WAY too modern. If Datalounge is anything, it's mid-century modern AT BEST.

Logan Paul and Mike Majlak leading a satanic ritual

Any of the linked images before R45 that I have clicked on give me "This site can’t be reached" error. Does Discord discard older images?

OP is too lazy to use imgbb

R50 Sorry, I didn't know that Discord deletes images over time

R48 here

Donald Trump wearing a diaper, sitting in a baby crib, having a tantrum

R53 It doesn't allow me to to that

Aw, crap.

How about Rand Paul ripping off his wig?

R55 here

OP, what R49 said. I'd requested our Joanie kissing our Stany (1930s). Would you kindly link the image again, please?

R57 here

OMG. You're right that it doesn't look like them very much, R58, but also - it does, just a little bit.

Thank you!

So I see this thread is back on my thread list this afternoon. I had given up on it after the above letdown.

R53 Would you settle for Andre The Giant body slamming Donald Trump who he had met back in the 80s?

The pic below looks like Andre wants to punch him out. Maybe OP can give him that chance.

If he can't give me a Sandy pic I'll settle for Trumpy getting smacked around by another giant instead.

Is that a jealous Trump secretly giving those guys the finger because they're bigger than him in areas at R60?

Sure looks that way. Maybe OP can use that in a Trump pic too.

OP can you make “Man in Borth” please? I’ve always wondered just WTF that shit is about.

R62 I for this. Whatever this is

I can't make Andre the Giant wrestling Donald Trump. All I'm getting is some ugly fat weird hybrid child of them

R64 Then show us the hybrid.

R65 Here

LOLOLOL R65. The first 3 are hilarious but the bottom right one isn't as funny. He's super fat in it but at least it's something to get under the MAGAs skin. Andre looks like Chris Farley in a couple of them. I never expected that...

Buffy The Vampire Slayer's James Marsters (a.k.a. Spike) as a Baywatch lifeguard (complete with red trunks).

Thank you for R63!

I only hope you actually did “man from NORTH” as opposed to my typo’d “Borth”

Either way though… I think I’m fine with it.

It turns out that Midjourney, just like a huge majority of people, doesn't know the difference between a monkey and an ape.

R68 Not really what you were looking for

R68 Another one

Thanks for trying R71, R72. I should said a "young adult James Marsters" as he is approaching retirement age soon in real life.

Saw this and thought I should post it here:

Maybe a young adult Patrick Duffy best know for Dallas (also as the one time "Man From Atlantis") in a red Baywatch suit.

A young blonde adult Christopher Atkins from the 1980 "Blue Lagoon" film as a red Baywatch suit wearing lifeguard.

A young adult Luke Halpin from the 1960s tv show "Flipper" as a red Baywatch suit wearing lifeguard.

I'll never look at Chris Farley in something & not see the lovechild of Donald & Andre.

Michael Schmidt being chucked by Nicolle Wallace and Michael Steele while Andrea Mitchell interviews other chucked and shameful men

^^^ *cucked dammit!

It floors me that James Marsters is 61 years old. He was 41 when he played Spike on Buffy.

R75 Midjourney isn't familiar with Baywatch

R75 Again

R76 Still doesn't know what Baywatch or shirtless means

How about using it to merge =

Bill Cosby & Malcolm Jamal Warner

Donald Trump & Mike Pence

Michael Gross & Michael J. Fox

[quote]Tell me to make something in Midjourney and I will try my best to do it

No.

Jesus Christ, Midjourney will not make anyone shirtless if you ask it to make them shirtless. It literally says it will not let you upload shirtless men.

The only way you can do a shirtless man is to have a $30 minimum subscription to allow you to do unlimited variations (you will need a lot) and to trick the computer with vague prompts or use clever cropping of uploaded images of a shirtless man so you only see bare shoulders and once an image with bare shoulders generates, zooming out.

Or you can try uploading this image above as a source image (Midjourney does appear to let you upload a shirtless man if Midjourney has generated it) and combining it with another image if you have a person you want to depict, plus an evocative text prompt, say, "wearing a sarong on the beach in Fiji at magic hour".

Using the above source image and the Fiji prompt, I was able to get this after just two rotations.

Couple more rotations, zooming and change of venue to Malibu, here is your Baywatch lifeguard. Generated entirely from the source image at r87.

Supermen:

Superman meets Captain America

Ivanka Trump with a really, really long neck

Football studs in the locker room

Football studs

Jesus Christ, it's not allowing Ivanka Trump with a long neck either, no matter how you phrase it. It Midjourney a Trumper?

You can’t do a prompt with Ivanka Trump. Try uploading her photo and saying “blonde lady with long neck”

I hate to admit that r92's Superman and Captain America is sort of hot.

Hello? Anything in R85 getting posted?

bump.

Is this thread still ongoing?

r101 no

Elon Musk sitting in the corner, wearing a dunce cap

R103 Here

R103 Again

R103 Once more

^ Love those!

Donald Trump having sex with Rosie O'Donnell.

R108 What do you think Midjourney is exactly?

Not R108 and also I have no real clue what Midjourney is. But if it’s AI, and then you say aka me to make it make anything… we’ll, fuck yoh if you can’t fulfill that promise.

George Santos putting on all his makeup from Sephora

Elon Musk as a Nazi

Leopards eating Jenna Ellis’s face.

R112, so just his everyday self then?

Dwayne The Rock Johnson fucking Oprah Winfrey donkey-style

US Prez Newsom

US Prez Michelle Obama

US Prez K. Harris

Little girls fondling Joe Biden's old man titties.

I don't have tits but lardass Donald Trump sure does

Did the OP die?

On the next episode of Marvel's "What If...", entitled "Spidercest"

Ask AI to create God.

A birthday party for Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Gay guy thanksgiving in AI:

Well done r123. Jesus Christ that’s frightening.

I threw in the word 'diverse' to try and get a better array of men, and instead it threw in a blond and made one guy naked. Go figure.