A lesson in how NOT to be sexy...

I’m sure she’ll be devastated to know a random eldergay isn’t sexually aroused by her.

How can somebody with such a good body be so unsexy?

We get it, you hate her and have to post about it constantly. Do not share every fucking video.

I don't hate her, r3. Hate is a huge amount of energy to expend and is generally saved for a select few rotten-to-the-core people. And I don't share every fucking video. Just some that strike me as bizarre or concerning.

Britney is not one of them.

Does she have her Christmas tree up already???

I can look fancy and air out my cooter!

She needs to pair back up with Paris Hilton or something. Get a friend to help her.

Reminds me of Sally Kirkland.

R8 Speaking of Sally, it's her birthday. I just saw this on Instagram.

I really do feel second hand embarrassment for her. She comes across as so desperate, pathetic and broken. If there’s ever been a celebrity who shouldn’t be allowed to run her own social media account, it’s Britney. With her vast resources she could be out trying to do something positive in the world, something that would help others and contribute to her legacy. Alas, she’s probably too vacant, self absorbed and too consumed by her mental illnesses. I hope she finds peace and manages to turn her life around.

batshit crazy isn't usually a big turn-on

There are so many disturbing things about that video, but her dog stuffed down the top of her dress, the tail below her cleavage, has to be near the top.

And it's so creepy how happy she is to see herself preening.

I wish someone would take out those brassy extensions and give her a real do.

I don’t understand how her hair looks so terrible. It looks bad for a poor girl at a small town mall, much less a mega rich celebrity.

its not about being sexie its about me being me.

I think she's tremendous.

I feel sorry for the dog.

She's looking like a cringe 80s band.

[quote] I don’t understand how her hair looks so terrible.

She always has extensions, but doesn't really groom her hair after the extensions are put in. She probably looks good right after the hairstylist is finished.

She looks so much better as a brunette - a million times better. Why does she insist on getting the trailer trash, peroxide bleach blonde ratty ass extensions?

That poor dog looks nervous.

Madonna looks better with brown hair, too.

R2, the camera angle for starters.

The camera has to be seven feet high and four feet back so her baggy face lifts up. Puppy eyes don't age well.