Dean Phillips, Democrat With Severe Big Dick Face Launches Primary Challenge

His face front-on is like something out of a New Yorker cartoon.

That said, Biden needs a challenger.

He looks like director Paul Fieg.

How DARE he try to cut in line !

I scoured his official Facebook for bulge pics after I saw that face.

Not much to report back. But he wears kind of baggy pants.

He looks like a cuter DeSatan

There's something sexy about him. The hair and that nose.

Seems he has pretty fabulous hair.

[quote] Seems he has pretty fabulous hair.

That's all you need to be elected president. Well, that and the Chicago mob.

^ not nearly as flattering

I'm sorry, but if his big dick is attached to the same body as that homely face, nope not going near it.

R1 is Harlan Crow, who is funding this guy

Who is Harlan Crow and what does he have to do with BDF?

He looks like an even uglier version of Johnny Galecki.

Is he related to Bill Maher?

[quote]That said, Biden needs a challenger.

Or, a much better vice president nominee.

What a schnoz!

Win, place, schnoz...

He looks better in a mask.

Phillips is Jewish and was born Dean Benson Pfefer.

Phillips was born to DeeDee (Cohen) and Artie Pfefer in Saint Paul, Minnesota, in 1969. Artie was killed in the Vietnam War when Phillips was six months old. DeeDee later married Eddie Phillips, heir to the Phillips Distilling Company and the son of advice columnist Pauline Phillips, aka--Abigail Van Buren ("Dear Abby").

Democracy means having more than one candidate on the ballot. It's good for candidates to provide choices.

Another character for the actor on SNL who does Trump, to do.

R22 thinks a "good choice" is a person being funded by Harlan Crow

[quote]Dean Phillips, Democrat With Severe Big Dick Face Launches Primary Challenge

More like Severe Big Dick with a Face

That is one homely man - some of you really need glasses.

Dear Abby is his grandmother??

He should have had a rhinoplasty when he was younger.

Republican dark money is pissed that Trump owns the party. Another Central Casting nobody to go against Biden. RFK Jr didn't last a month. This guy is gone in two weeks at best.

Republicans spin straw into bullshit, then throw the shit at the political fan. Nothing sticks. They are desperate as they know they are going down in 2024.

No red wave.

Democratic Super Majority in the Senate.

Their greatest fear will manifest.

[quote]Democracy means having more than one candidate on the ballot. It's good for candidates to provide choices.

You obviously don't give a shit about our Democracy, r22. None of you trolls do.

R30 Oh gawd, baby. It's the Demo primary. Biden and Bigdick face off and then one of them goes against Trump.

You can't be from America and not know this.

His nose. It worse than Streisand's nose.

Steve Schmidt is running his campaign. So you can assume this is 10% half-serious campaign and 90% grift opportunity.

I don't know much about him, but do give him credit for keeping the big nose intact. He looks better from some angles than from others, like many of us...

Here's a pic of him at a station:

He looks like an ugly version of Dan Futterman.

Bill Maher was championing Dean Phillips' running against Biden on "Real Time" last night, saying he thinks this is good because of Biden's age blah blah blah. When the female guest tried to bring up about the questionable people behind his campaign (Harlan Crow, Steve Schmidt, Andrew Yang, etc.), Bill just basically ignored her and went directly into New Rules. Now maybe he just ran out of time but I'm sure it was just more he didn't want to hear it because his mind is made up.

There has never been a Jewish president, and with everything going on with Israel and Gaza they think NOW will be the time?

Definitely a grift.

In the interest of being accurate, she only mentioned Crow, Schmidt and Yang, so I shouldn't have typed "etc.," which implies that there are others behind his campaign. Of that I have no idea, at least not at this time.

R40, even if there were others, "et al." would be used, not "etc."

Phillips. Another nobody with a big ego with no chance of being elected president.

[quote] Democrat With Severe Big Dick Face

Not by a long shot.

[quote] Phillips is considered a centrist and a moderate Democrat. With a net worth of $77 million in 2018, Phillips is one of the wealthiest members of Congress.

Fuck him.

[quote] Phillips has both owned and started several companies in addition to serving as president and CEO of his family's liquor business, the Phillips Distilling Company.[4][5][6] He is the former co-owner of Talenti gelato and co-owns Penny's Coffee.

He’s Trump. He had no credentials. Not even a law degree.

[quote] Democracy means having more than one candidate on the ballot. It's good for candidates to provide choices.

Nice try, troll.

Very disappointed in Steve Schmidt.

Sorry OP -- not hot at all.

"Bill just basically ignored her and went directly into New Rules. Now maybe he just ran out of time but I'm sure it was just more he didn't want to hear it because his mind is made up."

Why should Maher care who the Democrats run? Maher has his head stuck so far up Trump's shit encrusted asshole he can't see the light of day.

Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

Steve Schmidt must love losing.

He was just on CNN, he looks more attractive on TV than in photos. I think he got a better haircut too, he looks younger

Not going to last the news cycle. Schmidt took it for a cash gig.

He looks like a baboon, a real baboon with that long droopy nose.

I don't care if he has BDF if it is based on a FUGLY face.