Kitara is HUGE!

Pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby?

Big as a HOUSE of Representatives!

The media really loves this whore.

In every photo, Santos is surrounded by cameras and reporters.

He is visual definition of a guy with a puny little cocklet. His stringy bush might even completely hide his lil mushroom cap.

And you know he’s a bossy bottom *shudder.”

Does this bitch ever get laid?

R5 Exactly. You know she splashes on too much Jean Nate before slipping into her shorty kimono getting ready for her man.

When he sits around the House, he really sits around the House

When I said I was consuming Ozempic I meant Doritos

She really needs to ditch the sweater vests.

They do nothing for her figure.

He was standing on the corner and one of the Capitol Police came by and told him to “break it up”

What are you talking about, R11?

Working on her front butt.

Michelle is not impressed.with George.

I wonder how many top-secret documents he's hiding in there.

He was hoping to be Speaker but the House GQP did not quite get that far down the list.

That thang will never be invited to my abode.

[quote] It's funny because over the Summer, Miss Santos said she actually lost weight with Ozempic.

She must have eaten the Ozempic instead of injecting it. When any poster is called a fat whore henceforward I shall envision Santos.

OP, haven't you heard of government pork?

Lies to herself about the calorie content in her Snack Wells

The epitome of "fat whore"

OP's photo is the still for the reboot of What's Happening. Kitara will be in the role of Rerun, running behind the pickup truck but too fat to catch it and jump in.

Laughing my ass off at the Rerun comparison!

She looks like she's been inhaling Milanos and Sausalitos.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Oh no he ate the husband or was it the baby?

He went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken and they said "What size?" and he said "The one on the roof."

She lost weight? Looks like she found it again…

[quote]over the Summer, Miss Santos said she actually lost weight with Ozempic.

This broke ass bitch cannot afford Ozempic. More lies.

Stop calling it a whore. Nobody has fucked that thing in the last decade.

She knows she’ll be kick out of the house by the end of November, so she’s preparing to be a Santa at a Long Island Walmart. She’s half way there as far as weight gain. Good luck gurrrrl.

Dayam! That’s what I cal a gut buster.

He just announced he’s pregnant with Matt Gaetz’s baby.

We could use a new spokesgal!

Still thinner than Elsie Stefanik.

I didn't know Lane Bryant made sweater vests

Reaction to Santos

Kitara needs to buy a new wardrobe.

Kitara’s weight gain is intentional. She’s auditioning for the lead singer and dancer for a new Jardiance commercial.

Kitara does NOT audition.

Kitara either accepts or declines.

Kitara DOES NOT AUDITION!

Did she eat her husband?

Is that photo at OP actually real? I know he's overweight, but I've never noticed him to be as fat as he looks in that photo.

I thought her name was Kitari. She changes everything.

He lost weight? Well, if he'd turn around he'd find it.

I hear he eats lunch at McDonald's every day, just to see the numbers change.

Does that hog actually think that wearing slacks that are 3 sizes too small makes him look thinner? It just accentuates how damn fat he is. I can actually hear the seams of those trousers screaming in agony.

A disgrace, in so many ways.

[quote] Is that photo at OP actually real? I know he's overweight, but I've never noticed him to be as fat as he looks in that photo.

This is why the photo caught my eye.

The media must really hate him, to post such an unflattering photo.

When I saw it, I was like "OMG is that George Santos??!!!"

He looked so bad.

It's like the Daily Beast found the worst picture they could find of him, and used it as their lead photo for the article.

And yes, R41. It's definitely real.

She’s squeezing into stretch slacks and then putting a thin sweater over it thinking it’s going to hide the FUPA. She’s probably trying to squeeze into a 38 inch waist at this point.

OH MY GAWD! STAND BACK! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

She’s pregnant, OP. Shame on you!

WTF is Kitara?

That was his drag name.

Get with the program, R51.

Kitara Ravache is George Santos, who came out as vehemently anti-drag, yet it was discovered that he actually used to dress up in drag.

Yet another reason to hate him.

[quote] She’s pregnant

Pregnant with what, a baby elephant?

I have a feeling when that photo was taken it was right after he'd split the seams on the multiple layers of Spanx he normally wears.

Oh the poor staffer that has to grease up Kitara's legs and belly and squeeze her into those slacks and sweaters!

I'd rather clean toilets in Times Square than have that job.

Next on Cockgobbler’s downward spiral.

A walking billboard for diabetes. And mental illness. And hypocrisy.

I’m sure they will need a new spokesperson Kitara.

Doesn't Kitara mean Guitar?

He may as well keep gaining. After accumulating a gut like that, you can't get back to ideal weight without seriously saggy skin.

So the best she has to look forward to is a gruesome scar from a tummy tuck one of her donors will pay for (illegally, somehow).

“Put your goddamn phones away! This is important! After all, Kitara is the greatest drag queen whoever lived? BULLSHIT. You think that’s so funny sir, well you can eat shit!”

I'm astounded that there are always so many cameras and media surrounding her.

Why is that?

Her fall is going to be spectacular!

Don't worry, she'll lose all that weight in prison.

I believe the word you’re looking for, OP, is, YUGE!!!

Maybe he's auditioning for the next Jardiance commercial.

Does anyone kind of feel sorry for this guy?

Nope

I'm sorry we're forced to look at this fat piece of shit.

If bitch were on Ozempic she would not still have that round Augustus Gloop face. When I went on my meds the first thing that happened was the fat in my face just disappeared. There is no way you could gain weight on Ozempic, not in the amount that Congress Cartman has in this pic.

Has this thing ever once told the truth about anything in its sad, pathetic life?

He’s a chronic liar, cheats and steals from innocent and struggling people, an animal abuser, and has undertaken multiple corrupt financial schemes. There’s nothing about him that’s admirable.

Animal abuser?

How so?

Bitch might be expelled from Congress this week.

YASSS KWEEN!

Why no mugshot? Wasn't that part of the booking/arraignment on Friday?

R68 Absolutely not. Don’t be fooled!

R68 = George

FUCK ALL OF YOU! I'M IN MY TWENTY-THIRD MONTH!

[quote] Kitara Ravache is George Santos

Are you sure she's not Anthony Devolder?

Will Kitara perform for the boys in Rikers Island, when she's locked up?

I would say expel Kitara and make her do the walk of shame down Pennsylvania Avenue like on Game of Thrones where we all throw bags of shit and garbage at her--but nobody needs to see that thing naked.

Why can't it be sent back to Brazil where it came from? I have a very hard time believing it is a US citizen.

Flush this turd!

Don't worry R84.

He should be gone from Congress by this week.

This fat bitch managed to break Ozempic.

This pig tried to pull herself up by her bootstraps, but they broke.

IHOP will never expel him.

Are the Republicans sure of getting a win in a special election for his seat? Otherwise I don't know why they'd think losing a vote has an upside.

[quote] IHOP will never expel him.

IHOP is much too classy for that fat cunt. Waffle House is more suitable.

[quote] IHOP is much too classy for that fat cunt. Waffle House is more suitable.

Just feed her slop at a trough, and Miss Thing will be right at home.

Bye Bye, Kitara.

#timesup

If Republicans vote to keep George Santos, that would be fucking pathetic.

That shows just how desperate they are.

[quote]I would say expel Kitara and make her do the walk of shame down Pennsylvania Avenue

She needs to do a sashay of shame.

[quote] She needs to do a sashay of shame.

In her case, it would be more of a waddle.

[quote]Kitara is HUGE!

It's the House of Representatives that got small!

She has a surprisingly flat ass, for such a plump person.

Does anyone in Congress actually interact with this person?

I mean seriously.

What does he DO all day?

I'm guessing he's a total pariah in Congress.

[quote] I'm guessing he's a total pariah in Congress.

AOC is probably friends with him.

Hey hey!

Ho ho!

Santos has got to go!

It's catchy.

(PS he looks better in a coat and dark colors)

dog killer

Is this really happening?

Flush the turd.

It might be time to consider a work mumu.

I want him to enter the Congressional chamber in drag on the day of the expulsion vote.

^^^ and sing "What Makes A Man A Man" as he is led out by Capitol Police.

[quote] Is this really happening?

Yes, R102.

They were discussing it quite a bit last week.

That's probably why she's stress eating.

If he carried a snack purse, he wouldn't have to gobble down all the snacks at once and carry them in his gut.

[quote]Is this really happening?

I'm hearing conflicting reports on whether they've got enough votes to boot him out.

Congressional GOP seem to think they do, but we've seen the genius of their vote counts first-hand this month.

Divine looks rough

Lizzo took one look at Santos and said "GATDAMN SON eat a salad once in a while! shit."

It’s like Pinnochio but when he lies his stomach gets bigger.

His replacement will be Kitara Ravache.

[quote] She really needs to ditch the sweater vests.

Listen, bitch. There’s only two outfits I can pull off. A red sequined and feathered halter dress and a sweater vest. And it’s a lot easier to buy a sweater vest with a stolen credit card without drawing a lot of attention to yourself.

I got my dress from a woman in Tanzania! 👗

I know who YOU are, R115!

Naughty, naughty.

R116 They like their fashions, not off the runway, but in the baggage claim.

Hasn't anyone ever told her lasagna does not belong ob a sandwich?

Yum, that sounds delicious R118.

R118 Oh wow. You know how to make an Italian boy hungry.

[quote] His replacement will be Kitara Ravache.

Rofl!

Santos is so insane, he might just put his drag persona on the next ballot.

[quote] Listen, bitch. There’s only two outfits I can pull off.

Um, I think that's being very generous.

If it’s not been said, she should die in a grease fire.

R123 It's always necessary to repeat that often. ;)

Someone needs to ask Speaker Mike Johnson if Kitara Ravache is a big hit at the GQP orgies.

The shamelessness continues. Unbelievable low-reaching grift…

Bye, haters!

He’s loving every second of this.

The expulsion vote is tonight, bitches!!

live video feed here.

Gurl, BYE!

Kitara Santos LIKELY OUT

Georgie Porgie is not going anywhere!

Gross, who the fuck voted to save Kitara?

Republicans need her vote, R133.

Mike Johnson came right out and said it.

Did he offer an effusive Sally "You Like Me!!" Fields thank you speech?

"You will always have a place in MY heart. And Kitara's!!"

Here's Kitara, 200 pounds lighter and speaking Portugese.

Liar, liar.

Sweater vests on fire!

Kitara lives to see another day (in Congress).

Wow OUT THE MOTHERFUCKER

I think he's already out, R139.

Shake them chi chi's Kitara!

How is Kitara’s hygiene?

We're stuck with this blob until the 2024 election.

George Santos sent a thank you letter to all House members who voted against expelling him this week; Rep. Jamie Raskin took a copy of the letter and marked it up, correcting Santos' spelling and grammatical errors. More here:

Here’s the image. Hilarious.

R144 “ps. It’s not shameful to resign!”

R146 Fat chance. Pun intended.

[quote]"I appreciate your note. I only wish someone would have proofread it first"

As reprehensible as Kitara's spelling and grammar are, Rep. Raskin's handling of the contrafactual clause leaves something to be desired.

Wait, I take R148 back—my view of the tweet at R145 only showed the top part of the post! If you click on the tweet and read his note at the bottom of the letter, Raskin correctly uses the subjunctive: "... and only wish someone had proofread it first." Bravo, Rep. Raskin! The fault is entirely with the "Republicans for Trump."

Damn, that is not attractive. I think there is a rationale for the too-small sweater here, in that if- or when - his pants button lets go under the strain the sweater will prevent it hitting someone in the eye or otherwise causing injury, an important consideration for something that is going to have immense pent up force propelling it when it does finally let go

R149 Funny and concise pushback by Raskin. I’d say ignore her, but if you’re gonna give a retort, do it well.

It’s also revealing that some Republicans who voted for him to stick around for his vote, still hate what he did and think he should go eventually.

Kitara has incredible poosie.

More lies from Kitara....

This is bizarre. I thought that when he was called out on this lie last year, he lamely and offensively responded that he never said he was descended from Jews, only that he was "Jew-ish." Now he's insisting that his family was, indeed, Jewish (not just "Jew-ish")?

As George or as Kitara, who wants that lying and crime-oriented fatso? I don't want to ever meet who does.

Dear lord, he's even bigger now than in the op's photo!!

Someone get the HARPOON!

She's a big, fat MESS!

[quote] She's a big, fat MESS!

Can you imagine that sloppy hole, after a huge DUMP?

R156, I guess black isn't slimming after all

R159 at that size there isnt a colour that is slimming. Probably not even an invisibility cloak is going to slim something that size

She can’t make that Ozempic co-pay anymore.