Frances Bean Cobain marries Tony Hawk's son

He looks like a good fuck.

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Cute couple

He's kind of hot.

R4 definitely low-key hot

Riley, like his father, is a skateboarder. Skateboarders always tend to be hung and great at fucking. I don't know why—I didn't invent the rules.

Nice body, but I hate the awful tattoos.

Much better with short hair.

It’s been my (second-hand) information that long-haired guys tend to be open to cucking and will sometimes be often to pegging.

Frances's last husband was a grifter and pathetic "musician" who really just wanted the glory of marrying his idol's offspring (and wrangling said idol's prized acoustic guitar, which Frances stupidly gifted to him). Like Frances, Riley comes from money, but I have always had the impression that Tony Hawk and his family lead fairly quiet, drama-free lives. They seem to just do their own thing down in Orange County. In other words, I think they are relatively stable people, which is likely a positive influence given Frances's family history. God love Courtney (I am a forever fan), but between the drugs, arrests, rehab, and custody issues, she failed Frances in more ways than one.

I'm guessing that she has way more money than he has. I hope she got a good prenup.

Does Frances have any inheritance right now, or does she have to wait for Courtney to kick the bucket?

If Frances received an inheritance already, then she's definitely more rich than Riley.

If not, then neither of them is actually rich, and are just relying on their parents' money.

That said, Tony Hawk is not poor.

He's worth $140,000,000 thanks to his skating career and the numerous Tony Hawk video games on the market.

Apparently, Courtney Love is only worth $100,000,000 so that means Tony Hawk has more money than she does.

R12 Frances controls the rights to her father's image (i.e. she owns all print media, merchandise, t-shirts—anything Nirvana). I believe she inherited this as part of her trust fund when she turned 28.

It's not fair she has all that money and the baby from the album cover got nothing.

This does my cold, dead, Gen-X heart good.

R16 Frances and Riley are the children of 80's ROYALTY.

This is a very good pairing.

They look legitimately happy, and Riley gives off good guy vibes. Her former husband, not so much. Pictures really are worth a thousand words.

He is pretty cute considering how ugly Tony Hawk is. The mother must be gorgeous to produce a kid even halfway decent

R19 this is Riley's mother, Cindy Dunbar. She and Hawk were only married for a few years in the early '90s and split after Riley was born. Not a bad looking woman. I have actually always thought young Tony Hawk in his prime was attractive, I have a thing for gangly men with big noses—what can I say?

Is Tony Hawk single now?

Tony, call me!

At your service, R21

I’d eat tony and Riley’s asses.

R20 gay men aren't picky.

Tony was 100% fuckable.

R23 so would I, but I'm frankly more curious about what those dicks look like.

He's quite fuckable!

I suspect Riley and his dad both have big, thick cocks. They give off big dick energy.

😮 a royal wedding 🙄

She's like a prettier version of her mother.

R30 she looks like a perfect hybrid of both parents to me. I see a lot of both in her. A lot of people seem to think Courtney was unattractive, but I always thought she was beautiful—very big, round eyes and cheeks, almost doll-like (no pun intended). Frances got some of that from her.

R28 Like me and my dad?

As an X-er and huge Kurt and Tony fan (two of my '90s dream men, I love a good skater, but they always seem to be straight) this makes my day.

[QUOTE]Tony Hawk and his family lead fairly quiet, drama-free lives.

They don't make the gossip news, but I don't know about drama free or stable. Tony Hawk is on his fourth wife.

Skaters and surfers always have lean bodies and nice long schlongs.