Dear Keebler, PLEASE BRINGS BACK PIZZARIAS CHIPS!!!

I loved these

I just got heartburn looking at that

[quote]blockbuster

You must've wasted all your capital letters in the title.

OP, aka "Gail Grinds Jr." has been fingering it's asshole to the thought of these chips since they were taken off the shelves in 1988!!!!!

How were they different from Doritos?

I loved Taco Flavored Doritos. They're still made, but hard to find.

I lived on O’Boises and Tato Skins, but I don’t remember Pizzarias. They do look delicious.

Thanks for the suggestion, OP. But I gotta ask: how did you know I was a Datalounger?

Yum loved those too!

I liked them a lot to. The texture was much more pleasant than Doritos.

R5 - IIRC, they were made from wheat, not corn flour and were tangier with more tomato flavor.

I need a bag of them Doweedos.

They WERE good. Now I want some.

I’d rather Blockbuster be brought back.

FAT WHORES MOURN!

Were these endorsed by Pizzarina Sbarro?

Pepperidge Farm remembers!

These were delicious. Tasted nothing like Doritos.

I’m sure they taste good but I can already see the site forming on my face after eating them

Dear Keebler, FUCK YOU! And all of your shitty little elves too!

R4 these didn’t even exist in the 80s. They came out in the 90s and lasted a few years. I used to buy them in the 90s. I miss the 90s.

These tasted great because I was a kid. Everything was awesome back then. I bet if I ate them as an adult, they’d taste like shit.

R21. No.

There are plenty of processed foods to shove in your fat gash, OP.

How morbidly obese ARE you, anyway?

R6 Thank you! I also see this from time to time in the supermarket and always get them. Biting into the first one always takes me back to the 80s. And the un-woke packaging is a hoot.

R24 Not exactly “un-woke.” But yeah, I doubt the graphics would be green-lit by a board of millennials.

What is “woke” packaging on chips?

Did you write a letter on tiny stationary with a little stamp, to mail to the elves who live in the tree?

Fist bumps R6. Taco Doritos are snack VIPs.

We'd eat a whole bag and then get the Diah-rrias!

There were 3 flavors, Cheese Pizza, Supreme Pizza and Pepperoni Pizza. The cheese pizza was the best.

R26, there isn't any, but the right-wing brigade loves to obsess over "wokeness" so....whatever

What a BUNCH OF FAT LUMPS!!!!!!!!! I suspect many of you have been immobilized on a couch for 20+years and shit in a bucket.

That being said- I recall these really delicious snacks with a take on an italian name- And they were shaped like different pastas. And they were on the chips aisle. I have to see if I can figure out the name. I was around 10-12 so this was 1989-91 or so.

They were absolutely delicious. They may have had the name Pasta in the name- I have to figure this one out. Very similar to those Pizza ones I suspect.

I wish you all well and pray that you get your chips back and start a go fund me for your families. Those double sized caskets are expensive.

I see your Pizzarias, OP and raise you Keebler's Chacos. Restaurant Style Original. Just a hint of seasoning, flour tortilla chips. They were so delicious.

I did like Pizzarias but they were very seasoned compared to Chacos.

Pringles has a pizza flavor and I bought it hoping it may taste like PIZZARIAS, but not the case.

r33 - Aha, the flour tortilla basis! And they were very well-seasoned compared to Doritos.

I used to love these chips and the potato skins ones.

Re: taco-flavored Doritos.

Try Late July jalapeño and lime chips. Really good and they remind me of taco-flavored Doritos. Be careful not to get the sea salt & lime flavor (Late July). Those are horrible and taste like the smell of Lemon Pledge.

They also weren’t cheese flavoring like Doritos.