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Dorito's PTSD! Kyle's dipping her toe in the lady pond????!!! Sutton is still weird! Crystal still boring! Erika still delusional! Mauricio still stoned! And Garcelle is still my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 327December 2, 2023 3:09 AM

Dorit is so likeable. I don’t think she’s a bad person.

This new girl is ugly and annoying but ✅ ✊🏾

by Anonymousreply 1October 27, 2023 12:57 AM

J. Tilly finally! I hope this doesn’t make me hate her.

by Anonymousreply 2October 27, 2023 12:59 AM

How long before Sutton goes broke?

by Anonymousreply 3October 27, 2023 1:05 AM

I don’t like Jennifer Tilly’s real voice and persona.

by Anonymousreply 4October 27, 2023 1:06 AM

PLEASE FIRE SUTTON! She is unwatchable. Her neurosis is neither interesting or cute anymore. It’s unpleasant and embarrassing. Cringe.

by Anonymousreply 5October 27, 2023 1:07 AM

R1 are you crazy. Dorit isn’t likable at all

by Anonymousreply 6October 27, 2023 1:08 AM

Garcelle needs to get a new weave, that deep maroon always looks so tragic on any woman who wears it. Such a trashy color. Got that, Garcelle? Get a new weave!

by Anonymousreply 7October 27, 2023 1:20 AM

My god, is Garcelle doing her own makeup? The eyes in the confessional is like bad Cleopatra makeup for Halloween.

by Anonymousreply 8October 27, 2023 1:22 AM

Thirsty Teddi Mellencramp said on WWHL that Sutton carries vodka in her purse.

by Anonymousreply 9October 27, 2023 1:23 AM

Mauricio looks like him gots new fluorescent chomper teefs and him and Kyle are both on Oz? I think: They “finally made it” in their minds after years of playing 2nd fiddle to Kathy & Rick and they’re drunk with power and cash, and they’re losing the script. Kyle’s excessive tattoos are definitely a symptom of the train veering off the track. She’s coming unhinged.

by Anonymousreply 10October 27, 2023 1:27 AM

Kind of wondering if Lil Kathy was inappropriate with Kyle as kids and that’s part of the L repression.

by Anonymousreply 11October 27, 2023 1:28 AM

Lil Kath is pretty butch

by Anonymousreply 12October 27, 2023 1:29 AM

Kyle and Kathy have reconciled and went to see Kyle's gal pal Morgan in concert together. Kath is probably loving her sister dumping disloyal Mo.

by Anonymousreply 13October 27, 2023 2:03 AM

It’s going to be weird if Kyle goes off the rails. She’s held it together longer than most of the other top tier HWs.

by Anonymousreply 14October 27, 2023 2:18 AM

r11 Like when Lens bragged about putting pebbles in her baby sister's nether regions?

by Anonymousreply 15October 27, 2023 2:32 AM

I feel like flashback snippets of Rinna had more screentime than Crystal during the premiere.

by Anonymousreply 16October 27, 2023 2:34 AM

It was interesting seeing Dorit and PKs wedding photo. She looked like a different person and he looks the same.

by Anonymousreply 17October 27, 2023 2:37 AM

I watched WWHL to see what Kyle would say, and I could barely stand to watch it with Teddi there. She is soooo awful. I’d rather see Carlton or Joyce or fucking Eden Sassoon again than watch another second of Teddi.

by Anonymousreply 18October 27, 2023 3:12 AM

Dorit is pretty terrible in a lot of reasons (PeeKay being the biggest reason), but she is kind of funny sometimes.

Garcelle’s sons are going to be really handsome men.

by Anonymousreply 19October 27, 2023 3:15 AM

So does all of this tornado of drama just end by ultimately alluding to lezzie licks but we’re just ending up with straight marital woes, rumors, and a butch sober coach?

by Anonymousreply 20October 27, 2023 4:11 AM

Rinna was a huge loss, no one could drive a storyline forward like her. I think she peaced out after she saw the way the tide turned when well-connected Kathy started calling in favors with higher ups to bury her bullshit and give Rinna the villain edit. You’re telling me they went out drinking in Aspen and production was just like okay goodnight let’s pack up, get ‘em home safe! Does anyone believe there wasn’t a camera rolling in that Sprinter van? Someone “lost” the footage or claimed the camera was off. Kathy Hilton might seem like a goofy old rich broad but she’s got powerful connections, her daughter is married to a Rothschild for fuck sake, when the pissing match came around Rinna was just some old soap actress who has saved every nickel to live in Malibu.

by Anonymousreply 21October 27, 2023 4:17 AM

Agree Rinna was a big loss. People who hate her are the same idiots who think they're watching "reality".

by Anonymousreply 22October 27, 2023 5:05 AM

Without Rinna the show seems very disjointed, a complete mess. Then bitchy, boring Denise is coming back.

by Anonymousreply 23October 27, 2023 7:51 AM

Rinna is in one of the new episodes of American Horror Stories as a cunty modeling agent. She’s good.

by Anonymousreply 24October 27, 2023 1:45 PM

"Thirsty Teddi Mellencramp said on WWHL that Sutton carries vodka in her purse".

Doesn't that make Sutton the thirsty one?

by Anonymousreply 25October 27, 2023 2:33 PM

R24 delicate? Which episode?

by Anonymousreply 26October 27, 2023 5:02 PM

Ooooo Sutton is going to get the Shannon Storms-Beador treatment soon.

by Anonymousreply 27October 27, 2023 5:03 PM

R26, not the new season of American Horror Story, but the new season of the anthology American Horror STORIES. I think it’s the third installment. The three I’ve watched are better than “Delicate” which isn’t saying much, I know.

by Anonymousreply 28October 27, 2023 5:09 PM

A real American Horror Story: Rinna’s lips vs. Kim K.’s lips

by Anonymousreply 29October 27, 2023 5:12 PM

I think the AHS Rinna is in us only on Hulu.

by Anonymousreply 30October 27, 2023 5:15 PM

I actually enjoyed this episode. BH has been so dark the last couple of seasons it was nice to ease in with something a little lighter. It wasn’t perfect but I thought we got a nice mix. And Rinna-less is definitely better. She dominated the show and I was tired of it. Dorit was actually somewhat likeable which surprised me. A good strong 8.5/10. Seeing Kyle explain why she is done with Kathy(metaphorically) and her bullshit) and Rinna . That reunion was a turning point I think for her in a lot of situations in her life where she doesn’t feel seen heard or valued. And she finally said fuck it, I’m going to do what I’m going to do. I honestly don’t think she and Morgan Wade are having an affair. I think Kyle is having a mid-life crisis and saying fuck it, I’m going to live for me. She and Mo looked a 1000 miles apart in that last scene.

by Anonymousreply 31October 27, 2023 5:18 PM

I like Dorit. Is she pretentious and lacking in self awareness? Sure. But she's also harmless and seems like she has a good heart. The one I can't stand is Crystal. She's the Eboni of RHOBH, always looking for something to call out as "problematic" so she can act morally superior since she brings nothing else to the table.

by Anonymousreply 32October 27, 2023 5:24 PM

Crystal needs to go but her ugly hubby has obviously called in some favors so that his shrew wife can feel important on a trashy reality show.

by Anonymousreply 33October 27, 2023 5:28 PM

I'm a Showman (Showperson?)

by Anonymousreply 34October 27, 2023 5:40 PM

Kyle seemed manic in the first episode. Also, seems like this season is turbo charged, two cheating hubbies, cheating wives, so far, two divorces coming down the pike and Erica is full on villain.

Seems like a promising season based on the starting point.

by Anonymousreply 35October 27, 2023 5:42 PM

Kyle has definitely lost the script.

by Anonymousreply 36October 27, 2023 5:46 PM

Holy ozempic face Erica

by Anonymousreply 37October 27, 2023 7:45 PM

R37. Don't you mean Holy Hormone Face? IT'S HORMONES! NOT OZEMPIC!

by Anonymousreply 38October 27, 2023 8:23 PM

GOOD hormones.

by Anonymousreply 39October 27, 2023 8:31 PM

Haha, I am on hormones, that's not how any of that works

by Anonymousreply 40October 27, 2023 8:36 PM

Get me a whiskey! I didn’t raise no scuzzy dyke!

by Anonymousreply 41October 27, 2023 8:56 PM

I’d like some of those “hormones”

by Anonymousreply 42October 27, 2023 10:14 PM

It's not Ozempic. It's a really good hormone treatment called Awzeempice.

by Anonymousreply 43October 28, 2023 1:43 AM

Holy shit Sutton is loaded. No wonder these bitches hate her.

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by Anonymousreply 44October 28, 2023 3:49 AM

R44 she’s a POS. Imagine getting $4M a year forever simply for letting some dude splooge in your pussy 3x.

by Anonymousreply 45October 28, 2023 3:57 AM

The takedown of her will be epic. If hubby can’t make the money anymore she’ll spiral so fast, things can turn on a dime.

by Anonymousreply 46October 28, 2023 3:58 AM

Prostitution Whore!

by Anonymousreply 47October 28, 2023 3:58 AM

Ex husband is worth $500M.

by Anonymousreply 48October 28, 2023 4:00 AM

Unbelievable so many people like Sutton. Just shows how many can’t see past passive aggressive and fake victim behavior.

by Anonymousreply 49October 28, 2023 4:02 AM

Sutton parading herself as some wheeler dealer business tycoon. She, like most of her ilk are living off divorce settlements. She'd be nothing without a rich ex.

by Anonymousreply 50October 29, 2023 11:19 PM

Sutton is clearly delusional but that's what makes her so entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 51October 30, 2023 12:19 AM

Better to live off a divorce settlement than be a scam artist like Erika Jayne.

by Anonymousreply 52October 30, 2023 1:22 AM

Does Boy George ever wonder how his manager lives better than HE does?

by Anonymousreply 53October 30, 2023 1:33 AM

I'm so tired of Kyle's tears. Also, using you're fucked up life as a storyline like Kyle does is messed up.

by Anonymousreply 54October 30, 2023 2:36 AM

Sutton met her ex when they were both children. They married in their 20s and were married for 16 years; during that time she had his three children while his career took off. I wouldn’t call that gold digging.

by Anonymousreply 55October 30, 2023 2:44 AM

I was just watching a recording of Real Murders of Los Angeles when it occurred to me that the narrator sounded just like Garcelle. So I googled and guess what?

There are several Real Murder shows on Oxygen; LA, Orange County, New York, Atlanta and maybe more, I don't know.

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by Anonymousreply 56November 2, 2023 3:08 AM

Dull dull dull episode. I'm not a Rinna fan but her energy is sorely missed.

by Anonymousreply 57November 2, 2023 4:34 AM

Kyle is obviously being taken to pound town by Morgan Wade. She's probably going to have a big dramatic coming out too, she'll try to get a magazine cover or do some "exclusive" interview.

by Anonymousreply 58November 2, 2023 4:35 AM

This low budget Pretty Woman surprise PK did for Dorit was ridiculous. Her transatlantic accent disappeared for a second and we got Queens or Brooklyn or something.

by Anonymousreply 59November 2, 2023 4:35 AM

Jesus is Teri Nunn that hard up for cash , or is she PK’s new client?

by Anonymousreply 60November 2, 2023 4:37 AM

Danielle Staub and Kim Zolciak walked so Kyle could run.

by Anonymousreply 61November 2, 2023 4:43 AM

Berlin just toured around the US and Australia with Boy George and Culture Club so I fear PK is about to take Terri Nunn and Berlin for a ride.

by Anonymousreply 62November 2, 2023 5:04 AM

Hear me out. I have a friend on Ozempic and her personality has gotten so erratic. She acts very skittish and finds weird conflict where there is none.

Kyle’s weird behavior during Portia’s birthday party with Mauricio and telling his folks about the tattoos is exactly the same shit my friend is pulling. It’s so strange.

by Anonymousreply 63November 2, 2023 5:37 AM

I don’t mind Crystal in this cast. Because they are aging and fast. She brings some pre-menopausal snowflake millennial energy and is an actual Hollywood wife. She’s isn’t afraid to be a bitch when she gets a word in anong this group she clearly loathes.

by Anonymousreply 64November 2, 2023 5:41 AM

Crystal is so fucking tedious. "Is this place triggering for you?" We get it, sweetie--you know woke buzzwords. Why would a restaurant vaguely near where the bridal shower (which the groom doesn't even attend) for her brother's ex-fiancee be remotely triggering for him? And if it was triggering, isn't she a giant bitch for bringing it up?

by Anonymousreply 65November 2, 2023 5:42 AM

The Ozempic made me eat pussy!

by Anonymousreply 66November 2, 2023 5:43 AM

R66 actually major personality changes from medications are not unheard of. Not saying it turned her Lezzie, but unlocked it maybe.

by Anonymousreply 67November 2, 2023 5:48 AM

[quote] Rinna was a huge loss, no one could drive a storyline forward like her

I enjoyed Rinna until it became clear that she hadn’t learned from being the fall guy for LVP during this Munchausen incident when she turned into attack dog for Kyle. I mean, imagine being the beta to the alpha of dorky Kyle Richards.

And she did nothing last year except sabotage Dorit’s Homeless Not Toothless event with a tantrum, unconvincingly claim she was shook and look at birds.

by Anonymousreply 68November 2, 2023 5:49 AM

We don’t need Ozempic to eat pussy!

by Anonymousreply 69November 2, 2023 5:50 AM

The show needs a dash of Camille Grammer cuntery.

by Anonymousreply 70November 2, 2023 5:59 AM

It’s quite a good idea isn’t it really. Take iconic songs and out them in different movies.

by Anonymousreply 71November 2, 2023 11:00 AM

The long stupid bit about Dorit and PK's anniversary was boring and uncomfortable. I FFed through it.

The Kyle family birthday party was awful. These people live in luxury and have such petty complaints. I have no sympathy for Kyle. She is using her failing marriage for reality show fodder. It's disturbing. Obviously they're over each other and made the conscious decision to use that situation for a storyline. They are cluelessly greedy and narcissistic.

Crystal's brother is adorable. Other than that, she does not interest me. I don't understand why she agreed to do the show. She seems too normal. Maybe she was lonely and bored.

I find Sutton entertaining and like her weird clothes and friendship with Garcelle. I'm enjoying the new Erika and am sure the cracks will start opening soon.

There's something odd about watching these spoiled, grasping rich bitches flaunting their bad taste while acting so petty and aggrieved. I do not like Kyle's ugly dark blue kitchen.

And the price tags. Kyle's driving a $165,000 car? Well, smell her. Whatever she and Mo are selling, it's over priced.

by Anonymousreply 72November 3, 2023 3:09 AM

The Land Rover isn’t hers. All the housewives drive them, they must have a sponsorship deal with Bravo. Even the broke bitches in Salt Lake drive them.

by Anonymousreply 73November 3, 2023 3:16 AM

I guarantee Crystal's hubby pushed her to do the show. He loves being on camera.

by Anonymousreply 74November 3, 2023 3:20 AM

These taglines are horrible. The worst in franchise history.

"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have your own horse?" - Sutton

"They say wisdom comes with age, but I'm proving otherwise." - Crystal (I took this as “I’m aging but not getting wiser”)

by Anonymousreply 75November 3, 2023 3:56 AM

The upspeaking of this matchmaker thing is grating.

by Anonymousreply 76November 3, 2023 3:57 AM

The luxury and petty grievances are not playing well in this economy. Fuck off, Sutton.

by Anonymousreply 77November 3, 2023 3:58 AM

Who are these two femme gay guys that Crystal is at lunch with?

by Anonymousreply 78November 3, 2023 4:02 AM

This car conversation between Kyle & Dorit is so staged, like the producers texted and said “bring up relationship!”

by Anonymousreply 79November 3, 2023 4:07 AM

Sutton is boring and annoying. It’s like she teleported in from a 1996 Connecticut country club.

by Anonymousreply 80November 3, 2023 4:12 AM

Garcelle’s lace front and glue are distracting

by Anonymousreply 81November 3, 2023 4:13 AM

Dorit is giving RHOC circa 2009.

by Anonymousreply 82November 3, 2023 4:15 AM

This room at the Beverly Wilshire looks like shit. A padded room with a flat screen and some modern art.

by Anonymousreply 83November 3, 2023 4:17 AM

Was Roxette unavailable?

by Anonymousreply 84November 3, 2023 4:21 AM

Whichever Queen redesigned the Wilshire needs to be run out of town.

by Anonymousreply 85November 3, 2023 4:23 AM

Dorit sure be getting robbed a lot.

by Anonymousreply 86November 3, 2023 4:31 AM

R86 yeah, the insurance claim checks are stacking up in the bank

by Anonymousreply 87November 3, 2023 4:32 AM

The CHANEL and Louis Vuitton junk is so trashy, nouveau-riche.

by Anonymousreply 88November 3, 2023 4:35 AM

This Vegas drama looks so scripted. This show breaks the fourth wall too much now. I get the feeling all the franchises are coming to an end. So much is off, the look of the show: too stylized and horrible lighting, contrived drama, society shift, every plot line plays out on social media and in the news before it airs, it’s just an hour-long infomercial for product placement tie-ins. It’s lost the zeal and realism it had in the past. It’s all past the expiration date.

by Anonymousreply 89November 3, 2023 4:50 AM

We’re going to Resorts World in our Rolls Royce Phantoms wearing our CHANEL jackets with our Louis Vuitton suitcases, and we’re drinking Casamigos Tequila while eating KIND bars. Oh and don’t forget to watch THE TALK and list your house with THE AGENCY!

Time to go back soap operas, at least the commercials don’t come on until during the break.

by Anonymousreply 90November 3, 2023 4:54 AM

This show is DOA. No one cares about Kyle or Sutton. Zzzzzz

by Anonymousreply 91November 3, 2023 5:17 AM

Kathy’s my all-time favorite (with Kim as a close runner-up). Kathy’s richer than any of the other peasants who’ve ever been on the show, with the possible exception of Adrienne. She plays the cooky, avuncular grandma character, yet she’s diabolical underneath and surprisingly seems to be a big swinging dick in LA society. She’s like the Barbara Bush of Beverly Hills. Docile and spacey in person, but if you cross her or her children, she’ll have had your career ended before you wake up the following morning.

Kyle and Crystal should get relieved of their contracts. Everyone else remains marginally interesting. Garcelle stands out as someone who seems like the genuine article. I’d hate to see her or Dorit get the axe any time soon.

by Anonymousreply 92November 3, 2023 5:21 AM

R92 avuncular refers to an uncle. Incorrect usage. -10 points

by Anonymousreply 93November 3, 2023 5:23 AM

Kyle is like a completely different person this season! Who is this woman?

by Anonymousreply 94November 3, 2023 5:25 AM

R94 it's the ozempic

by Anonymousreply 95November 3, 2023 5:28 AM

R95 maybe it’s hormones, really good hormones.

by Anonymousreply 96November 3, 2023 5:31 AM

I’d like Camille and Faye to be promoted to proper housewives. If they could rope in Kris Jenner, all the better. That would be interesting TV.

It’s so zany to me that the common denominator among all these women is Nicole Brown Simpson. They were all involved with Nicole either closely or obliquely. None of them really talks honestly about that time in their lives. I don’t want a Doctor Drew special, but it would be interesting to hear these first hand witnesses recount amongst themselves what they actually witnessed and how that murder impacted them personally and how it altered their relationships with each other.

by Anonymousreply 97November 3, 2023 5:33 AM

[quote] Kathy’s richer than any of the other peasants who’ve ever been on the show, with the possible exception of Adrienne.

You forgot about the sex trafficking lip licker.

by Anonymousreply 98November 3, 2023 6:01 AM

R97. I don't think Faye wants to be on the show full time. I think she's happy to make guest appearances but is too smart to be a regular. And Kris Jenner doesn't need it.

by Anonymousreply 99November 3, 2023 6:11 AM

Without the ongoing Rinna and Kathy fighting this season will be DULL. We already know that Kyle has gone dyke and her marriage is over so it’s seeming like old news. Plus the product placement and bad acting by the ‘cast” is too much.

by Anonymousreply 100November 3, 2023 6:16 AM

Faye wrote two books about Nicole, the first Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted was a bestseller which she received a six figure advance for and was rushed to print after the murder. The first in a slew of OJ books.

The second, Shattered: In the Eye of the Storm describes Resnick's experiences with the O. J. Simpson trial and her views of both opposing legal teams. The L.A. Times termed it "a New Age nonfiction work about women who suffer domestic violence and their journey toward recovery", and cited as her literary influence New Age author Marianne Williamson. She was and still is a friend of Kris Jenner. Kris officiated her wedding. While Kris might be a fan of Faye's, her late ex-husband Robert Kardashian wasn't. When Faye released her tell-all book about Nicole, Robert Kardashian called Faye crazy and claimed that she barely knew Nicole. "She's crazy. She's a drug addict and she doesn't know a thing about O.J. or Nicole. She only knew Nicole for 18 months," he said.

by Anonymousreply 101November 3, 2023 6:18 AM

I think Kathy will be back in a couple of years. The allure of the spotlight is too great for her to stay away. That and she clearly can’t stand Kyle getting more attention than her.

by Anonymousreply 102November 3, 2023 6:19 AM

Faye is 66 and is in real life the bumbling character that Kathy pretends to be.

by Anonymousreply 103November 3, 2023 6:20 AM

Kathy, Faye and Kris would, and probably have, sell their souls for money.

by Anonymousreply 104November 3, 2023 6:21 AM

Based on the poll it’s time for Crystal to go. Erika too, her storyline is played out.

by Anonymousreply 105November 3, 2023 6:24 AM

Kyle is a terrible actress, so anytime she appears in a scene that had some semblance of producer plotting, she comes across as phony and awkward-she has these ridiculous facial reactions.

Garcelle is much more talented. Dorit and Sutton are so delusional they don’t need any prompting to deliver. I am enjoying Dorit so far, and usually she annoys me.

by Anonymousreply 106November 3, 2023 7:02 AM

R106 LMAO yes, Kyle goes into Halloween mode, Dorit might as well have been Michael Myers.

by Anonymousreply 107November 3, 2023 7:06 AM

I think Kyle has sadly spent her entire life motivated to prove herself to Kathy and Big Kathy, at some point probably Kim too, but now she’s done it, the success, fame & money, and she’s realized that no matter what she does they’ll (Kathy Hilton) never give her the approval she desires. So she’s checked all the boxes and just wants to cradle an hot herbal tea on the front porch in sweats with the butch lesbian that loves her. She’s checking out.

by Anonymousreply 108November 3, 2023 7:10 AM

Erika has to go. And I was a big fan. I even saw her “in concert”. But she is just vile trash. Dishonest. And not in a fun way.

And the hormones (hahahah) are RUINING her face. She looks horrific.

by Anonymousreply 109November 3, 2023 7:16 AM

Kyle and Mo's marital strife seems very fake to me.

"It's enough tattoos, yes?"

"Unless I want another!"

*Pained, confused look*

by Anonymousreply 110November 3, 2023 8:54 AM

That was a very real disagreement. You could feel the tension. Are you crazy?

by Anonymousreply 111November 3, 2023 12:35 PM

Where did you see Erika r109? How was the dancing? Was it fun?

by Anonymousreply 112November 3, 2023 1:22 PM

R111 how many years have they been on the show... Yet suddenly out of nowhere, Mauricio is controlling and petulant? I can buy Kyle as a sulky teen whining that she can get as many tattoos as she wants, because that's very on-brand for her. That laid-back, perpetually stoned Mo is suddenly counting tattoos and telling her not to get anymore is what's hard to swallow. It feels ginned-up to me. Mo fucking trannies didn't derail her marriage, but this sort of thing did? Doubtful.

by Anonymousreply 113November 3, 2023 3:14 PM

Mo never fucked any trannies, idiot. The fact that you think actually believe that explains why you're having trouble picking up on the emotional cues that are passed between two people in a long term relationship.

by Anonymousreply 114November 3, 2023 3:55 PM

Nice ad hominem attack, R114. Over a Bravo show, good grief.

by Anonymousreply 115November 3, 2023 4:53 PM

I agree with r114. If you were ever in a LTR, their interaction was spot on. These are still people. Vapid in most ways, but these are their stunted emotions.

Erika was fun. I saw her in DC.

I also saw the Countess (the worst show ever. So fucking tacky)

by Anonymousreply 116November 3, 2023 5:07 PM

I need extra money! Where can I find a rich papi with a Mexican burrito to put in my widdle girl hole?

by Anonymousreply 117November 3, 2023 7:10 PM

Kris Jenner doesn’t need this show when she has full control of her own.

by Anonymousreply 118November 4, 2023 4:18 AM

[quote]how many years have they been on the show... Yet suddenly out of nowhere, Mauricio is controlling and petulant? I can buy Kyle as a sulky teen whining that she can get as many tattoos as she wants, because that's very on-brand for her. That laid-back, perpetually stoned Mo is suddenly counting tattoos and telling her not to get anymore is what's hard to swallow

He’s tired of her shit, and she’s tired of hers. Remember when Kyle returned from Halloween? She claimed to be exhausted from the night shoots and hated her bangs. She seemed more excited about reuniting with the dogs, picked a fight with Dorit for choosing to take selfies instead of attending the boxing session of Teddi’s retreat, was triggered by Denise’s ice diamond shaped sculpture at the BBQ and fought with Denise, ran off crying. This is when Mo dealt with her hysterics by baking and bland attitude.

Now the dynamics have changed with Kyle getting sober and skinny after last season, dealing with Kathy bitching about Mauricio (let’s face it she hates him, not her nieces) to Rinna in Colorado and going full mid-life crisis with her entanglement with Morgan.

He taken aback by her active life changes, and is responding by needling and returning her attitude.

by Anonymousreply 119November 4, 2023 4:37 AM

Interesting that Mauricio was eliminated from DWTS after getting roasted on social media for trying to control Kyle especially when it comes to her tats. I liked him better stoned.

by Anonymousreply 120November 4, 2023 5:02 AM

Kyle had always been on the cusp of labia licking. She was always bery handsy with Teddi and Taylor, for example.

by Anonymousreply 121November 4, 2023 4:43 PM

Remember when Denise mentioned that Brandi said she had sex with another member of the group? Hmmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 122November 4, 2023 7:13 PM

Kyle got so defensive about being called a lez a few seasons ago

by Anonymousreply 123November 4, 2023 7:21 PM

Mo loves the word “amazing “. Nothing demonstrates vapidity more

by Anonymousreply 124November 5, 2023 3:25 AM

R123, that’s right Dorit and Erika both separately accused her of being weirdly attached to Teddi. And Kyle retorted that this is what sisters and girlfriends do.

by Anonymousreply 125November 5, 2023 9:10 AM

Imagine when Kyle relapses on the sauce… 🤪

by Anonymousreply 126November 5, 2023 7:27 PM

Kim an alkie

Kathy a mother to Paris Hilton

Kyle a lezzer

by Anonymousreply 127November 5, 2023 9:06 PM

Are we sure Mauricio doesn't take dick? Remember that ENTY blind item?

by Anonymousreply 128November 6, 2023 4:56 PM

R128 no what does it say?

by Anonymousreply 129November 6, 2023 11:17 PM

Teddi was at BravoCon and had a weird confrontation with Vicki who would not engage. Teddi is going the villain route and stirring up shit probably hoping they'll bring her back. Sorry, Daddy's girl but you're still a dud.

by Anonymousreply 130November 7, 2023 3:12 PM

Teddi flopped in that moment, but her original tweet-asking Vicki where she was on January 6-was funny.

She’s annoying and now that Tamra is back on Housewives and Kyle has a girlfriend she is going to become more annoying. I bet she’s harassing Tamra and Andy, trying to get on OC-doesn’t she own a house in Dana Point?

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by Anonymousreply 131November 7, 2023 3:22 PM

Oh that’s embarrassing r131. Teddi is such a flop.

by Anonymousreply 132November 7, 2023 3:28 PM

r128 What was the rumor about Mo?

by Anonymousreply 133November 7, 2023 3:39 PM

Crystal is under fire for calling Jeff Lewis a cocksucker because he called her boring. What say you DL? Is this homophobic behavior? Is being called a cocksucker a gay slur?

by Anonymousreply 134November 7, 2023 3:41 PM

r134 I meant to ask, is cocksucker a gay slur? Here's the video.

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by Anonymousreply 135November 7, 2023 3:43 PM

She would know, she’s married to a cocksucker. And Jeff Lewis IS a cocksucker.

I don’t find it offensive personally but it is wild that the person who raked Sutton and Kyle over the coals and micro aggressions and casual racism a couple of years ago would say this.

I wonder how Andy will react.

by Anonymousreply 136November 7, 2023 3:46 PM

*about micro-aggressions and casual racism

by Anonymousreply 137November 7, 2023 3:48 PM

Crystal should be seen and not heard just like the rest of the beards.

by Anonymousreply 138November 7, 2023 3:57 PM

I don't find what Crystal said offensive given the full context (which is fairly dull if you feel like Googling) but I do find it ironic and hypocritical from the queen of "microagressions," "triggering," and "problematic" behavior.

by Anonymousreply 139November 7, 2023 4:04 PM

Jeff Lewis is a cocksucker. Where's the lie?

Regarding the person who mentioned Kyle's new car no one who is wealthy buy new cars. They are all leased. And probably thru The Agency so they get a really good deal.

by Anonymousreply 140November 7, 2023 6:24 PM

Quote from Crystal at BC: 'The show is like an onion that shows different layers; I actually am a businesswoman, I own the second largest coconut water company in the world.'. Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 141November 7, 2023 6:57 PM

r141 Is it really the 2nd largest? Only 12k instagram followers.

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by Anonymousreply 142November 7, 2023 8:04 PM

[quote] Crystal is under fire for calling Jeff Lewis a cocksucker

Well, well, well... Isn't THAT problematic?

I'm not jealous of your ugly homophobia, Ms. Ugly Leather Pants.

by Anonymousreply 143November 7, 2023 10:52 PM

He was a cocksucker to her. What’s the big deal? And cocksucker isn’t a homophobic term. How to you think Crystal herself landed and kept her Disney husband?

by Anonymousreply 144November 8, 2023 5:39 AM

R144 shut up dumb Frau or a gay accessory, whichever you are.

by Anonymousreply 145November 8, 2023 5:41 AM

R144, you type WOMAN and FAT.

by Anonymousreply 146November 8, 2023 8:43 PM

r144, you have no awareness of this word as a homophobic slur? Are you serious?

by Anonymousreply 147November 8, 2023 9:05 PM

R144 is murder suspect Alec Baldwin.

That’s a good idea-get Hilaria on one of these shows and Alec can rip these cunts a six pack of new assholes when they start screaming at each other at a dinner party.

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by Anonymousreply 148November 8, 2023 9:09 PM

Christ, this place is reading like Twitter, or the platform formerly known as, whatever. No wit, intelligence or tolerance (although, this being DL, don't even anticipate compassion), the intelligence and wit are wanting.

Crystal is actually controversial, not yet interesting, but she is exposing 'wokeness' blindspots, and I actually like seeing her flawed, ignorantly biased 'darkness'.

It almost seems like all current couples on these shows are going to be blown apart like piñatas, in two seasons or less. (Guess Crosseyed Commodus is cashing in before the 'reckoning'.)

by Anonymousreply 149November 9, 2023 12:50 AM

Who is Crosseyed Commodus?

by Anonymousreply 150November 9, 2023 1:29 AM


by Anonymousreply 151November 9, 2023 1:32 AM

Sissy Cohen r150

I don’t like this weird role Jeff Lewis has taken on since he started working on Wonky Eye’s Sirius XM channel. Its like he’s the mouthpiece for CockEye and spews the hate and cuntiness Cohen can’t himself, since he wants the fat fraus watching these shows to think he’s a fun, nice gay..

Also, WTF was up with that awful opening act at the Bravo awards. Andy Cohen can’t sing (his vocal chords are ruined from years of polesmoking, joint smoking, and sundry other drugs);, and he can’t dance (you can’t teach choreography to someone whose wonky eyes can’t focus on one spot); and yet the bitch still insisted on putting people through that terrible number. It was Rob Lowe with Snow White levels of cringe.

by Anonymousreply 152November 9, 2023 1:43 AM

Is Sutton really upset some random showmen with bfs employed by Erica didn't want to pretend to hump her? That could be considered elder abuse (and that applies to Erica as much as Sutton). Obvious production driven drama, I'm sure Erica enjoyed setting up Sutton. She is a showman who delivers

by Anonymousreply 153November 9, 2023 1:51 AM

Sutton is a lot and I normally like her but she's so fucking obnoxious tonite. And I love how she pulled a Diana and had her assistant travel ahead and set up her closet. Copycat.

by Anonymousreply 154November 9, 2023 1:54 AM

If she tried that phony halting way of speaking, stuttering, like she's having trouble finding her words, in front of me, I would punch her in the throat. Just another stupid, obvious ploy for attention. Exhausting. Oh, and you're not on the board of ABT, Sutton, your money is.

by Anonymousreply 155November 9, 2023 2:39 AM

Anyone who calls Kyle a bitch and tells her to shut up is okay in my book. You go, Sutton. Now do Crystal.

by Anonymousreply 156November 9, 2023 4:12 AM

Sutton wants dick and didn’t get to feel up the hot men.

If that gay assistant were sharp he’d help her get some.

by Anonymousreply 157November 9, 2023 4:33 AM

Did Sutton at least wear a cat sweater to Magic Mike?

by Anonymousreply 158November 9, 2023 4:51 AM

Meh. She can call him a cocksucker. The insult is in context of Jeff coming for her. She’s married to a Disney gay. She’s a former escort booker. Crystal is a cocksucker herself.

The people making a thing about this are self-proclaimed anti-woke viewers who hate Crystal’s triggered BIPOC millennial identity.

by Anonymousreply 159November 9, 2023 4:56 AM

R159 or she’s just homophobic

by Anonymousreply 160November 9, 2023 5:01 AM

I don’t think Crystal personally is homophobic, no. But I’m willing to reassess that view if we see why she believes Asian Bieber is straight.

by Anonymousreply 161November 9, 2023 5:11 AM

R159, no a straight woman can't use that on a gay man. Cocksucker has always been homophobic. She's just as deserving of being dismissed as Ramona.

by Anonymousreply 162November 9, 2023 6:06 AM

Sutton’s assistant reminds me of Guillermo from WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, especially in the bit where they showed him running down the hall.

by Anonymousreply 163November 9, 2023 10:31 AM

I’m more offended by the frumpy frau enegey she brings to every second she is on camera.

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by Anonymousreply 164November 9, 2023 12:33 PM

R163 What a great call. I’m dying.

by Anonymousreply 165November 9, 2023 12:37 PM

Sutton has such an odd body. Everything she wears looks like an ill fitting rag. She should stick to caftans.

by Anonymousreply 166November 9, 2023 1:38 PM

I agree, R166. Reminds me of the women on my mom's side of the family: they gain all of their weight in their torsos and wind up looking like a barrel balanced atop two twigs.

by Anonymousreply 167November 9, 2023 1:51 PM

It’s the same body Ramona Singer has from too much wine, although Ramona dresses better.

by Anonymousreply 168November 9, 2023 3:41 PM

Who is clamoring for this crap?

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by Anonymousreply 169November 9, 2023 3:42 PM

So far this season is a dud. The women have become boring and their friendships are stale and forced. Rinna and Kathy are sorely missed. Time for a reboot.

by Anonymousreply 170November 9, 2023 3:51 PM

It's two episodes in. Just two.

by Anonymousreply 171November 9, 2023 4:35 PM

R171. Three episodes in

by Anonymousreply 172November 9, 2023 6:37 PM

Turns out Kyle doesn’t even munch. What a PR stunt.

by Anonymousreply 173November 9, 2023 10:01 PM

Erika can't be a great actress if she has to ask a therapist what empathy is and how to get it.

by Anonymousreply 174November 9, 2023 10:02 PM

Kyle and the dyke are lovers AND using each other for publicity. Why else would they even be together?

by Anonymousreply 175November 9, 2023 10:39 PM

I’m enjoying Erika giving up fighting for Lent.

by Anonymousreply 176November 10, 2023 5:41 AM

Sutton to the matchmaker: "Let a man lead?!"

The same bitch living off a divorce settlement.

You go girl!!!

by Anonymousreply 177November 12, 2023 10:20 AM

Who payed for Kyle's private jet? Is she friends with Kathy again?

by Anonymousreply 178November 12, 2023 11:06 AM

Who payed for Kyle's private jet? Is she friends with Kathy again?

by Anonymousreply 179November 12, 2023 11:06 AM

Who payed for Kyle's private jet? Is she friends with Kathy again?

by Anonymousreply 180November 12, 2023 11:06 AM

The show is really fake now. No real friendships.

This is their income.

And it’s lame.

Erika is a fucking joke. And still a scumbag.

Sutton plays for the camera. Badly.

Garcelle is acting.

Dorit has no authenticity.

The show is done. Put a fork in it. And it’s boring too.

by Anonymousreply 181November 12, 2023 11:10 AM

Not even Kyle’s faux taco munch storyline will save this season. They’re all looking at the camera out of the corner of their eye. It’s horrible.

by Anonymousreply 182November 12, 2023 7:01 PM

I think a lot of people are gonna be mad once they realize that Kyle fooled them with the Lesbian thing. The press coverage and the buildup was ridiculous, they milked that bullshit for all it was worth.

by Anonymousreply 183November 12, 2023 7:02 PM

This show hasn’t been the same since Brandi and Kim left.

You need that kind of lunacy to counter the phoniness of the other bitches.

by Anonymousreply 184November 12, 2023 7:04 PM

They need to launch a show that’s filmed in a mental institution.

The real housewives of the psych ward

by Anonymousreply 185November 12, 2023 7:06 PM

Its a Peacock limited series r185, premiering next summer.

Starring Kim, Brandi, Kelly Dodd, Ramona, Kelly Bensimon, Monique Samuels, Mary Cosby and Kim Zolciak.

by Anonymousreply 186November 12, 2023 7:09 PM

R186 Danielle Staub is the warden

by Anonymousreply 187November 12, 2023 7:15 PM

Don't forget that crazy bulldagger with the rage issues. Teresa's relative. Forget her name.

by Anonymousreply 188November 12, 2023 7:23 PM

R188 Melissa Gorga?

by Anonymousreply 189November 12, 2023 7:28 PM


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by Anonymousreply 190November 12, 2023 7:31 PM

Sorry, R184, but this show is too dark when Kim is a full housewife.

by Anonymousreply 191November 12, 2023 9:07 PM

Let me tell you about “dark,” R191…

by Anonymousreply 192November 13, 2023 6:08 AM

So is Kyle a lezzer or not?

by Anonymousreply 193November 13, 2023 6:22 PM

Oh my God, R193 is so MEAN!!!

by Anonymousreply 194November 13, 2023 6:26 PM

Definitely licking labia

by Anonymousreply 195November 13, 2023 6:41 PM

Sutton is paying homage to Kim Richards tonight, Jesus Christ.

by Anonymousreply 196November 16, 2023 5:00 AM

How she doesn't get punched in the face on a daily basis is one of life's greatest mysteries. Oh wait, people tolerate her because of her ex-husband's money.

by Anonymousreply 197November 16, 2023 6:24 AM

I loved Erika paying homage to Crystal Conners from Showgirls!

by Anonymousreply 198November 16, 2023 6:26 AM

That Sutton/Kyle scene reminded me of that limo ride between Kim Richards and Lisa Rinna, when Kim was fucked up on pills and slurred at Rinna, “ YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I GO THROUGH AT NIGHT!”

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by Anonymousreply 199November 16, 2023 6:33 AM

Sutton Storms Beador is headed for a DUI

by Anonymousreply 200November 16, 2023 8:57 AM

Sutton has always been a bit off/goofy. On tonight's episode, and throughout the entire Vegas trip, there is definitely something else going on.

Is it the alcohol? Is she mixing it with pills?

The producers/editors were definitely insinuating something when they showed her at home (alone) mixing a drink and displayed the time as 1:00 p.m.

by Anonymousreply 201November 16, 2023 1:45 PM

Sutton seems like someone who's gone off their meds.

by Anonymousreply 202November 16, 2023 5:26 PM

I think Sutton has really bad anxiety and she freaks out if she doesn’t feel in control.

by Anonymousreply 203November 16, 2023 5:37 PM

Sutton said on WWHL that there was something (dark?) going on in her life at the time and it will come out later in the season. Of course she'll come up with some wacky excuse to explain her behavior.

by Anonymousreply 204November 16, 2023 6:01 PM

This season is a snooze and a half.


by Anonymousreply 205November 16, 2023 6:06 PM

Garcelle is a good and patient friend to Sutton. She is probably the most genuine and likable hw in the franchise. If it wasn't for the show she wouldn't even want to be in the same room as these trainwrecks. I love when they show her with her real friends who seem like fun.

by Anonymousreply 206November 16, 2023 8:26 PM

I totally agree, R206.

by Anonymousreply 207November 16, 2023 9:40 PM

R201 I thought her drink was just sparkling water with a dash of cran?

by Anonymousreply 208November 16, 2023 10:55 PM

The Ozempic era suits Erika. She has the bone structure for the skinny look, which I had not anticipated. There’s a slight Carolyn Bessette horsiness that she pulls off.

by Anonymousreply 209November 17, 2023 12:29 AM

Erika is very beautiful, she looks good at any weight. I think some of her campy outfits and heavy make-up actually distract from her beauty.

The show was amazing when Kim was on, although it was very dark. My all-time favorite episodes were when they went to Hawaii and Kim brought the weird shady boyfriend. They spent the whole trip in their room doing drugs and they were two hours late to every social engagement. Kim couldn’t find any of her clothes. They almost missed a boat ride. It was a pretty realistic depiction of vacationing with a wealthy drug addict — reminded me of my own family (who I also don’t talk to anymore).

by Anonymousreply 210November 17, 2023 2:08 AM

I FUCKING HATE SUTTON! She’s unraveling. Complete POS person with a Disney Princess complex. Total narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 211November 17, 2023 7:39 AM

Sutton treats her gay assistant like a slave.

by Anonymousreply 212November 17, 2023 7:40 AM

Sutton’s tarantula eyelashes are ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 213November 17, 2023 7:41 AM

Sutton is getting paranoid.

by Anonymousreply 214November 17, 2023 7:41 AM

She’s giving frustrated early onset dementia vibes.

by Anonymousreply 215November 17, 2023 7:44 AM

Are we going to find out Sutton has some mental illness , or she’s on the spectrum , or something?

by Anonymousreply 216November 17, 2023 7:46 AM

Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’! Name em’!

by Anonymousreply 217November 17, 2023 7:47 AM

I suspect Sutton takes some sort of anxiety medication and is not supposed to drink alcohol with it. But she does because she thinks she can handle it.

She cannot.

by Anonymousreply 218November 17, 2023 8:51 AM

R216 The audience has known Sutton is on the spectrum since her first season, whether Sutton herself is aware of this or not. Remember the face roller she whipped out when arguing with Crystal?

by Anonymousreply 219November 17, 2023 11:02 AM

Who is this bimbo talking about? My guess is Carlton and Brandi.

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by Anonymousreply 220November 17, 2023 7:24 PM

I’m actually enjoying this Rinna less season. It’s been so far recently. I don’t mind the lite pettiness and the ratings seem to reflect that was well. Over a million live viewers this week.

by Anonymousreply 221November 18, 2023 12:09 AM

In that final scene with Kyle, Sutton sounded EXACTLY like Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?. That scratchy strange voice haunts me.

by Anonymousreply 222November 18, 2023 1:18 AM

Garcelle deserves a medal for tolerating the shitshow that is Sutton

by Anonymousreply 223November 18, 2023 1:26 AM

Diana had Sutton's number from Day 1, but didn't have the expertise to diagnose what exactly is wrong with Sutton.

by Anonymousreply 224November 18, 2023 1:27 AM

Agreed with the above posters who find Erika beautiful. There is something about her face this series that is just exceptional.

by Anonymousreply 225November 18, 2023 1:29 AM

Would we all present hole to the guy operating the mechanical bull?

by Anonymousreply 226November 18, 2023 1:55 AM

Avi, Sutton's little bitch fag is such a bitch fag.

by Anonymousreply 227November 18, 2023 2:08 AM

So now they all travel with their glam squads. Even Crystal who said in a past episode that it's a waste of money. Well, I guess it's nice to see Mikey is still employed.

by Anonymousreply 228November 18, 2023 2:45 AM

R225 Bitch, with the money my ex-husband spent on my many plastic surgeries, I better be fucking FLAWLESS!!!!

by Anonymousreply 229November 18, 2023 4:36 PM

R225 She was porking out a bit towards the end of her marriage, but before it became apparent, (the last seasons before Covid), but, having a LITTLE extra fat has helped her look great as she's lost weight, and is in obviously better physical shape, and her face benefits as she does have good bone structure (even before the nose job) going for her.

by Anonymousreply 230November 18, 2023 8:07 PM

FBoy Island alum Garrett Morosky claims he had a threesome with two ‘RHOBH’ stars

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by Anonymousreply 231November 19, 2023 7:39 AM

[quote] Garrett Morosky claims he had a threesome with two ‘RHOBH’ stars

Name 'em.

by Anonymousreply 232November 19, 2023 7:48 AM

Kyle and Teddi

by Anonymousreply 233November 19, 2023 7:56 AM

After listening to his story, I don't think it was Kyle's house. Teddi or Dorit are the only ones who fit.

by Anonymousreply 234November 19, 2023 8:14 AM

It's already been revealed that it was Carlton and Brandi.

by Anonymousreply 235November 19, 2023 8:51 AM

It’s probably women who have departed the show like Carlton, or Eden.

I don’t even know who’s still married.

by Anonymousreply 236November 19, 2023 9:28 AM

I think it’s better for Kim, health wise, to NOT be on the show, but she did provide some hilarious moments. Like when she kept calling Dana of the $25,000 sunglasses, “Pam” or calling Brandi a “slut pig” 🤣

by Anonymousreply 237November 19, 2023 12:23 PM


where was it revealed?

by Anonymousreply 238November 19, 2023 12:25 PM

Read the comments under the Twitter post of the podcast host. A couple of people mention that if you listen to the whole podcast, the guy says it's Carlton and Brandi.

by Anonymousreply 239November 19, 2023 3:36 PM

R238 wants you to Name ‘Em! Name ‘Em! Name ‘Em! Name ‘Em! Name ‘Em!

by Anonymousreply 240November 19, 2023 5:04 PM

Sutton’s meltdown hopefully continues. That kitchen table exchange was very Scary Island B vs KKB

by Anonymousreply 241November 19, 2023 5:05 PM

Denise looked like she's been seeing Stockard Channings plastic surgeon. Next week the new hw is introduced with a special appearance by Cynthia Bailey.

by Anonymousreply 242November 23, 2023 4:33 AM

Crystal’s brother is fucking her husband

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by Anonymousreply 244November 23, 2023 6:19 AM

Is Denise really doing full beaver on her OnlyFans?

by Anonymousreply 245November 23, 2023 6:21 AM

Denise is a hag.

Crystal’s hubby and brother I think are in a fag


by Anonymousreply 246November 23, 2023 12:07 PM

R246 = Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 247November 23, 2023 7:37 PM

Kyle seems just as off as Sutton.

by Anonymousreply 248November 23, 2023 8:23 PM

Crystal's husband seems unusually close to her brother. Am I to understand that the two of them went on a trip to China without Crystal? Hmm...

by Anonymousreply 249November 23, 2023 10:05 PM

Why does Kyle care so much about Sutton leaving Magic Mike?

by Anonymousreply 250November 24, 2023 12:26 PM

She made such a big deal about it, muttering under her breath and stomping out. It was really drama queeny and rude. And everybody knows she wasn't shocked or morally offended - she was envious and felt rejected.

by Anonymousreply 251November 24, 2023 1:41 PM

The call with Crystal’s brother was fucking weird. Either she FaceTimed without telling him they were filming, in which case she’s a bitch, or he knew they were filming and answered the call while crying, in which case he’s a drama queen and attention whore.

by Anonymousreply 252November 24, 2023 5:53 PM

Crystal + Crystal's Brother + Crystal's Husband

Two Wongs Make a White

by Anonymousreply 253November 24, 2023 6:33 PM

R252. How about Crystal is a bitch AND the brother knew she would be calling so he sniffed a few onions before answering. The whole thing was faker than fake. The only thing missing was Kathy Hilton popping in for a cookie.

by Anonymousreply 254November 24, 2023 6:46 PM

Was Sutton upset she wasn’t chosen to go on stage even though she wore pants hoping to be chosen? Mess

by Anonymousreply 255November 24, 2023 6:58 PM

What's with Dorit and her 'three lemons' in every fucking drink she asks for. That's her little affectation.

by Anonymousreply 256November 24, 2023 6:58 PM

Jeff was engaged to a woman while in China.

In the US, he's smoking pole!

by Anonymousreply 257November 24, 2023 7:13 PM

Jennifer Tilly brings NOTHING to this.

by Anonymousreply 258November 24, 2023 7:19 PM

By simply looking at Denise's bloated and twisted face, I believe her to be a full blown alcoholic. She can barely string a sentence together.

by Anonymousreply 259November 24, 2023 7:21 PM

I wonder if Sutton comports herself differently in real life (VS on Housewives), because why on earth would Jennifer Tilly want to be friends with Sutton Stracke? No offense, but JT seems infinitely cooler than Sutton. Are they drinking buddies?

by Anonymousreply 260November 24, 2023 7:48 PM

I agree that I really don't need to see Jennifer Tilly's borderline retarded ass on this show.

(I could see her on New Jersey though.)

by Anonymousreply 261November 24, 2023 8:24 PM

I get the impression that Sutton really wants to be on the show and is really uncomfortable being on the show at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 262November 24, 2023 9:31 PM

Dorit and Kyle seem desperate to paint Sutton as an alcoholic.

Both of them have behaved like assholes while drunk over the years. With Dorit, there was that incident a few years ago, when she yelled at Camille and called her a cunt at a dinner party. With Kyle-pick a season, and she’s behaved badly-I remember her sobbing a couple of years ago when someone (maybe Denise?) brought hair and makeup people to an event and she didn’t. As for their friend Erika-last season at Garcelle’s party she tried to fuck Garcelle’s eldest son, then switched to cursing out the younger son, all on camera.

Sutton is a heavy drinker, but these women are not the ones who should perform an intervention-they don’t care, and it’s being done for manipulative purposes.

Sutton noticed Kyle’s change in behavior and brought it up on camera, and Kyle wants control of the narrative.

Also-love Garcelle’s line about Dorit in this clip.

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by Anonymousreply 263November 25, 2023 4:12 PM

I wonder if production has already started editing her out of episodes.

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by Anonymousreply 264November 25, 2023 5:53 PM

Is Annemarie trans? Because she looks like a linebacker in a dress.

by Anonymousreply 265November 26, 2023 12:45 AM

[quote] I remember her sobbing a couple of years ago when someone (maybe Denise?) brought hair and makeup people to an event and she didn’t

That’s actually hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 266November 26, 2023 2:05 AM

I don’t remember that. In fact, I remember the opposite. Kyle was annoyed that Denise showed up dressed super casual (“like a ragamuffin”) while still looking 1,000x hotter than all the other women who’d spent tons of time and money on their clothes, hair, and makeup.

by Anonymousreply 267November 26, 2023 6:48 AM

Yep, Kyle invited everyone over for "a barbecue," so naturally everybody except Denise, who was new, showed up dressed to the nines with full makeup and hair. As one does for a barbecue.

Denise was dressed like a normal person, so Kyle flipped out.

by Anonymousreply 268November 26, 2023 7:58 AM

Kyle runs everyone off the show who doesn’t kiss her ass.

It didn’t work replacing rich blonde weirdo Sutton with rich blonde weirdo Diana.

Let’s see if she replaces tall imperious Garcelle with tall imperious Annemarie.

by Anonymousreply 269November 26, 2023 11:34 AM

Garcelle: “I never notice jewelry or any of that.”

[Pauses, reconsiders]

Garcelle: “The only time I’ve noticed someone else’s jewelry is after the robbery when Dorit still had hers.”

by Anonymousreply 270November 26, 2023 12:32 PM

I need Eileen back on this show so she can strike up a friendship with Garcelle.

by Anonymousreply 271November 26, 2023 12:33 PM

I was shocked at the size of Erika's house

by Anonymousreply 272November 26, 2023 12:58 PM

Eileen is the only former HW I’d like to see return.

by Anonymousreply 273November 26, 2023 1:28 PM

Eileen was too normal. It was genuinely shocking to her the way these women behave. She's done soap operas for 40+ years but these bitches shocked her. That says it all.

by Anonymousreply 274November 26, 2023 3:00 PM

Garcelle ain't going anywhere. She is the rock of the show. Funny, compassionate, normal and relatable. GOODBYE KYLE!

by Anonymousreply 275November 26, 2023 3:20 PM

R274 Eileen understood the separation between scripted drama and reality, that was her mistake. Eileen and Rinna were a great team.

by Anonymousreply 276November 26, 2023 3:31 PM

Eileen provided a good balance to the cast. You can’t have all crazies. Garcelle needs someone else there who isn’t nuts. Crystal isn’t nuts but she’s yet to really make an impact.

by Anonymousreply 277November 26, 2023 3:51 PM

I wish Garcelle had been there when LVP was there. I think she’d have been able to calmly and eloquently call LVP out on her bullshit in a way no one else was ever able to successfully do.

by Anonymousreply 278November 26, 2023 10:37 PM

I think Crystal has her place in the cast.

by Anonymousreply 279November 26, 2023 11:42 PM

[quote]Crystal isn’t nuts

Are you sure about that R278? Everything triggers her and she is either clueless about or turns a blind eye to the relationship between her brother and husband.

We need Kim Richards “Let’s talk about the husband” Richards to come back.

by Anonymousreply 280November 26, 2023 11:55 PM

Well yeah, r280, that’s true, I just mean she’s not been (much) yelling and screaming and drunk like most of the others.

by Anonymousreply 281November 27, 2023 12:08 AM

Crystal's hubby looks like he smells musty.

by Anonymousreply 282November 27, 2023 3:44 AM

Random musings: Erika is so mean to her mom. There is something very wrong with Sutton. For the first time ever, I am on the Kyle is a bitch train (I always liked her before, don't hit me), I love Garcelle but she needs a new hair color - she looked amazing in the movie she made - dark bob., I like Dorit's toned down jam this season, but the PTSD thing is going to wear thin.

by Anonymousreply 283November 27, 2023 8:25 AM

[quote]Dorit, how would you know what a perfect nipple looks like? You haven’t seen a real body part in 10 years.

If I were really mean, I would have said this in person, and not during the confessional. And I would have said it to Kyle, just for the reaction.

by Anonymousreply 284November 27, 2023 10:27 AM

Erika had better find a new Sugar Daddy before the Ozempic wears off. If she didn't have this show she would be back to the stripper pole in NJ.

by Anonymousreply 285November 27, 2023 2:03 PM

Erika should become a madam and run a stable of whores, she has the temperament for it.

by Anonymousreply 286November 27, 2023 5:29 PM

Bravo is repeating season 2 today. Riveting. Taylor and Russell, Adrienne and Paul, Kim and the, possibly abusive, bf. Brandi's first season. LVP at her peak. Makes you realize how crappy the show has become.

by Anonymousreply 287November 29, 2023 10:35 PM

Damn! Denise looks rough. But I did love the camera switching back and forth to her confused, stoned face. Love Cynthia Bailey but WTF was she doing there.

by Anonymousreply 288November 30, 2023 2:16 AM

Cynthia lives in LA now and she’s friends with Kyle. It has been rumored for years that she was going to end up on Beverly Hills.

by Anonymousreply 289November 30, 2023 2:25 AM

I like Cynthia but she’s way too boring for tv

by Anonymousreply 290November 30, 2023 2:36 AM

I always love guest appearances by the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.

by Anonymousreply 291November 30, 2023 2:48 AM

[quote] I like Cynthia but she’s way too boring for tv

Isn't she, though?

by Anonymousreply 292November 30, 2023 2:48 AM

Kyle and Morgan have zero chemistry. Total publicity stunt.

by Anonymousreply 293November 30, 2023 2:53 AM

Why is Kyle so aggressively angry with Sutton. She’s so dismissive and rude.

by Anonymousreply 294November 30, 2023 3:56 AM

Jeez, Denise looked rough and was acting totally weird.

by Anonymousreply 295November 30, 2023 4:02 AM

R293 You gotta be kidding. They are totally fucking

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by Anonymousreply 296November 30, 2023 9:26 AM

Taylor Armstrong for her involuntary contribution to a hilarious meme.

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by Anonymousreply 297November 30, 2023 11:04 AM

Garcelle is funny.


by Anonymousreply 298November 30, 2023 11:40 AM

Kathy was on WWHL and said she's met Morgan and loves her. You just know Kathy is thrilled that traitor Mauricio got dumped.

by Anonymousreply 299November 30, 2023 3:07 PM

I don't understand the attraction Kyle has towards Morgan, who doesn't seem particularly smart, is ordinary looking except for the way over the top tattoos, and whose voice and accent are extremely annoying. Is it just that she thinks Morgan represents freedom?


by Anonymousreply 300November 30, 2023 3:23 PM

I guess seeing Melissa etheridge live really had an impact on Kyle

by Anonymousreply 301November 30, 2023 3:27 PM

[quote] I guess seeing Melissa etheridge live really had an impact on Kyle

I sang, "Come to my window", not, "Come try vagina!"

by Anonymousreply 302November 30, 2023 3:29 PM

This podcaster thinks Morgan is using Kyle and Kyle is dishonest.

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by Anonymousreply 303November 30, 2023 3:30 PM

She’s right r303. Kyle is acting like an asshole 13 year old throughout this season. It is weird.

She’s transferring her anger and resentment with Kathy and Kim onto Sutton and Mauricio. I think she ultimately blames Mauricio for the rifts with her sisters, and Sutton’s embarrassing drunken behavior reminds her of Kim.

Sutton is awful when she has to explain her behavior-she is a terrible communicator. These women seize upon it and use it against her.

by Anonymousreply 304November 30, 2023 3:46 PM

I totally believe Mauricio has cheated on Kyle numerous times and Kyle turned a blind eye. Now Kyle doesn't give a shit anymore and wants to torture him. Kyle is a cunt but she also seems to be a great mom. Now the kids are grown and she's giving Mauricio a great big fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 305November 30, 2023 4:49 PM

Everything the fortune teller said 10 years ago is coming true! Verbatim.

Even the morally corrupt Faye Resnick would agree

by Anonymousreply 306November 30, 2023 5:11 PM

Kyle is such a cunt, placing Camille right next to Faye at dinner. And why invite Camille in the first place, they have been fighting for some time. Camille is always posting bitchy things about Kyle, Dorit, Rinna and Erika.

by Anonymousreply 307November 30, 2023 5:24 PM

Camille and fucked up Denise were so out of place at that dinner. It was clear nobody wanted them there.

by Anonymousreply 308November 30, 2023 5:39 PM

Who all at that table ate Nicole Brown-Simpson’s snatch?

by Anonymousreply 309November 30, 2023 6:00 PM

The dynamics of women’s relationships is just completely based on bringing shame upon the other ones and pretending to be a perfect virgin yourself.

by Anonymousreply 310November 30, 2023 6:03 PM

Anne Marie is very mannish looking and that frilly little dress made her look like a Drag Race contestant. Something tailored would have been more flattering.

by Anonymousreply 311November 30, 2023 6:57 PM

Kyle has been lying all through the show, so I don't believe anything she says now. It's all about saving face with her and the divorce, Mo's cheating, and her lesbian affair are things she can't be honest about. My sense is that she is lovers with Morgan, and lying about it, because why else would they be friends? Sure Morgan is using Kyle for fame, but Kyle is getting something out of it (lesbian sex).

by Anonymousreply 312November 30, 2023 7:47 PM

If Kyle were a man people would rip her to shreds about the age difference.

by Anonymousreply 313November 30, 2023 8:55 PM

Holy shit, Denise was FUCKED UP at that weed dinner. What do we think, booze + painkillers? At least she didn't add THC to the mix, can you imagine?

by Anonymousreply 314December 1, 2023 1:17 AM

Where's big dick Aaron? He has a mentally unbalanced look in his eyes but I do miss his package.

by Anonymousreply 315December 1, 2023 1:27 AM

R313 no doubt. Morgan is younger than Farrah.

by Anonymousreply 316December 1, 2023 4:21 AM

This matchmaker has the most annoying affectations.

by Anonymousreply 317December 1, 2023 5:25 AM

Faye looks good for 66.

by Anonymousreply 318December 1, 2023 5:33 AM

Sutty is on the road to a 5150 at this rate.

by Anonymousreply 319December 1, 2023 5:44 AM

Who is the new trans girl?

by Anonymousreply 320December 1, 2023 5:53 AM

R314 she looked like she was melting and she needs orthodontics.

by Anonymousreply 321December 1, 2023 5:58 AM

DR definitely took a xani and had a few cocktails to break the ice

by Anonymousreply 322December 1, 2023 6:06 AM

[quote] She’s transferring her anger and resentment with Kathy and Kim onto Sutton and Mauricio

She did the same thing after being tired filming Halloween Ends by going for the ragamuffin.

by Anonymousreply 323December 1, 2023 7:25 AM

[quote]Faye looks good for 66.

Faye looks good for a [bold]morally corrupt[/bold] 66.

There, I fixed it...

by Anonymousreply 324December 1, 2023 2:09 PM


by Anonymousreply 325December 1, 2023 3:01 PM

R325. Kyle referred to Denise as a ragamuffin because she wasn't as glam as the rest.

by Anonymousreply 326December 1, 2023 8:36 PM

If Denise Richards isn't glam, what does Kyle think of the human Etch-A-Sketch that is her own lesbian lover?

by Anonymousreply 327December 2, 2023 3:09 AM
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