Why did Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols break up?

Austin looked incredible as Sam Loomis, in Bates Motel.

How could Jake ever give up a body like this?

Not sure when this was from, but Austin went on "Vacay" with some guy named Paul Wesley.

Looks like he's putting sunscreen on Paul's back.

Because Jake and I started fucking.

Are you Henry Cavill, R3?

You do look a bit like Austin.

r2 Wesley is a very boring straight actor, was in Star Trek: SNW most recently.

Wesley has nice pits, R5.

When was the last time Austin and Jake were seen together?

Jesus Christ they haven’t been a thing for almost twenty years.

Austin seems lonely now.

It's just him and his dog.

Which is weird, because I'll bet there is a long line of guys willing to date him.

R9 Someone is taking those pictures.

First, they were never "together." Not a couple. Second, Austin had serious issues with alcohol, and substance abuse. Too bad because he was a really talented actor who was more trouble than he was worth. He exhausted the goodwill of his friends.

He’s still so handsome. He needs to get his shit together and rebuild his career.

[quote] Second, Austin had serious issues with alcohol, and substance abuse.

I don't believe that for one second.

The guy is constantly working out or doing some kind of healthy physical outdoor activity.

And you don't get a body like this if you abuse alochol or drugs. No way.

I still beierve they were concerned that the media claiming that they were in a gay relationship would have a negative impact on their careers.

Did young Jake dial a phone with a pencil?

Jake is a slut.

Jakey, please, please come out.

Jake is straight. We fucked

Known Heterosexuals

R2, Paul Wesley is best known for playing a vampire on "The Vampire Diaries" t.v. series. He's already been married and divorced to 2 women, so he doesn't seem too good at keeping relationships.

Yes hon R18, so are you and your vagina that has always rejected women, RIGHT?

Paul’s ex-wife is dating Brad Pitt.

Probably was hot until a messy bottom situation killed the vibe. Happens to lots of gay relationships.

[quote] Probably was hot until a messy bottom situation killed the vibe. Happens to lots of gay relationships.

Rofl. That is unfortunately very true.

But which one was the bottom?

I'm guessing Austin was the bottom.

[quote]Probably was hot until a messy bottom situation killed the vibe.

Who got shit on his dick?

Not an iota of evidence on this thread. DL bullshit is tiresome.

[quote] But which one was the bottom?

Probably Jake. Didn't he recently say he rarely bathes.

Austin used to be in a relationship with social justice activist and newly-lesbian home wrecker, Sophia Bush.

[quote] Probably Jake. Didn't he recently say he rarely bathes.

Surprising, because Jake is quite fussy.

Seems more bottom-ish.

Jake was the bottom, typically very near, but after a bout with food poisoning or a stomach bug, the relationship came to an end.

R29 NEAT*

Austin got tired of Jake singing showtunes all the time.