Paris Hilton shows off spectacularly unflattering photo of baby's head

He looks like an alien's out of wedlock son.

It looks on the Spectrum. I recognize the eyes.

Both parents 42, it was inevitable.

Who's your daddy?

Spectrum face:

-huge head with prominent forehead

-wide set eyes

-large, almond shaped eyes

-beautiful, sparkling eyes with brilliant irises

-an expression on its face like you have just asked it a question

Yeah, but what about the kid?

Can you guys go fuck yourselves. Talking about a baby especially how they look is disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourselves. What would the moron know about spectrum? Are you a legal clinician? No because you sound like a disgusting moron.

There’s no shame being on the Spectrum, I’m on the Spectrum. I read about it constantly which is why I know these things.

We may get to 1/4 population on the Spectrum by the end of the century.

See, I’m not making this up. That baby is probably on the Spectrum.

Ruh roh. More bad pics from Page Six.

And Burberry?

Who did she pay to carry the baby? It was by surrogate right?

This is absolutely spectrum face.

The best way I can describe it is that the child looks like it has just learned a horrible truth about the universe. Like you have just told it God has died.

If the kid is on the spectrum, he will likely be put into some expensive private school that is geared towards kids with autism.

Children with high functioning autism don’t need to go to special schools.

When told her child was autistic, she immediately went to Hobby Lobby and stocked up on art supplies.

Has to be surrogate. Even with a head that big, it would've fallen from her overly-stretched vagina.

Baby looks very sweet.

Paris entered the chat at R6, but what she fails to realize is we were talking about her.

R6 Don’t come sit by me!

r16 I agree. I just wanna gobble him up!

Macrocephaly

And sometimes they grow up and become movie stars.

r21 How would you consider those baby pictures similar to the Paris kid.

Look at the eyes and mouth.

r23 Little similarity, other than both being babies

She looks great to be honest

He will most likely grow into it.

I can only point out so much, you either see it or you don’t see it. It’s a very specific kind of face.

Hydrocephaly?

Wow. Top that crown.

The significant number of actors who are probably on the Spectrum can probably be attributed to the fact that movie stars also tend to have very big heads and beautiful eyes.

nothing wrong with earth baby...

r30 see r20

Macroshephaly.

Stewie?

It’s nice that she was able to take 5 minutes out of her busy DJ schedule to take a picture with pumpkinhead. The nanny must have been so grateful for the break.

The other thing I’ll point out is the “Mona Lisa smile” - the vague, indistinct expression of apparent mild bemusement (I am of the opinion that the Mona Lisa depicts a person the Spectrum)

Why do I feel like this kid is going to grow up and own half the world. Calling it now. Some energy within me. The future generations will bow down.

Is the kid genetically related to either of them? Because neither one of the parents has that heart-shaped head....maybe he is autistic.

👽 is it human?

There is nothing wrong with that baby. He is perfect. While Paris was pregnant, Laura Louise and I stopped by every day to check on her.

You dumbasses diagnosing this fucking baby from a single photo.

Stop recruiting for Team Autism you autistic fucks.

If he wants to join up later in life, he will. He'll let you know. He'll flap his hands and study train schedules and dinosaur encyclopedias for hours on end. Then you get to recruit him.

Surrogate.

Better a big-headed baby than a pin-headed one.

"The brain of a child with autism has more neurons and synapses than the brain of a typically developing child."

I suspected as much. I can never find a hat that fits.

[quote]an expression on its face like you have just asked it a question

Expression locked in place and never changes no matter what is happening.

Always appears to be staring off into the distance even when they are looking right at you.

Or like in a fucking photograph

OP, what's wrong with the baby's head? Shape of a tomato.

Autistic or not, I hope she's a good mom.

Especially if autistic

Send it back!!

[quote] Always appears to be staring off into the distance even when they are looking right at you

Whatever could you mean

[quote]Is the kid genetically related to either of them?

There’s no way to know. We do know it did not arrive via her herpes-addled vagina.

Meh. Her herpes is overblown on DL, especially considering the antibiotic resistant strains of gonorrhea and syphilis brewing in so many gay assholes and dicks. People in glass houses and all that.

She is a homophobic racist cunt though and her whoring of her kid on social media is tasteless.

He's not autistic, R52. Autistic people (the real ones) are like animated dolls that move about without emoting and speak in monotone voices. May as well be robots.

R56 if you say so

This dude could have been his father.

Then there was the drugs.

She should be arrested for putting her kid in Burberry.

[quote]Her herpes is overblown on DL, especially considering the antibiotic resistant strains of gonorrhea and syphilis brewing in so many gay assholes and dicks

She got let out of jail early due to an anal herpes flare, so I’d say it was a benefit for her.

The baby has that expression because he found out his mom's a slut who been passed around like a cheese platter on Christmas Eve, with size 13 feet& stretched out vadge, and has always been a closeted "daughter of Sappho" clam slamming Beyotch.

And his pops is a faggot. Also, his Aunt Nicky bagged an English Rothschild worth 2 billions, he wants to live in England.

Another photo of Lil’ Asperger.

And sometimes they grow up nicely.

Do 9-month old babies usually have receding hairlines?

That enormous head is not normal.

It's like she elongated her face while widening his head.

Ever notice how on babies you can see the adult hair-loss pattern? He's got Jack Nicholson.

Aw, he’s a cute little tyke.

He was born into money like me, so no worries.

The kid looks like Megamind.

Bump for the og thread

That baby might be a water head.

Based on the information you have learned,

Which is the Spectrum baby?

I love you guys.

And bonus points for R71:

Who did he get it from?

She probably underfeeds him because she doesn't want him to be "fat"

Both George and Louis have the "pince nez" that toddler Wills had. IOW, both will be cute, maybe even hot, until they reach their thirties and their noses go full-on Windsor Droop.

The kid has a big brain

He has his father's eyes.

This unattractive baby's head is as big as the entire world and should have maps of all the continents and oceans drawn all over it, so that he's useful.

Paris, baby grow up to be strong, handsome, smart man like my Barron.

Hydrocephalus?

People are going to see what they want to see. ESPECIALLY if they’re on the spectrum themselves.

Me? I see the baby has already mastered the “That’s Hot” pose. Those will probably be his first words. Followed, of course, by asking for an antibiotic ‘script.

The poor little unfortunate thing - but I have to say she looks very good in that photo.

His first words will be “we come in peace!”

" designer baby", conceived in an expensive rented womb and with designer sperm but this looks like a Walmart clearance item.

This kid is breaking up the cliché: "All babies are cute".

Who's the daddy?

I think surrogacy isn’t as benign as it’s portrayed in the media

That baby is breathtaking!

I love you guys, especially r85 and r87!

My baby is beautiful 🤡

Personally, I am always inclined to welcome my new alien overlords.

[quote]Which is the Spectrum baby?

Neither.

It doesn't look like it's staring into space, wide-eyed. They're too "happy" looking. Autistics don't emote like that. They look like dolls.

Speaking of wide set eyes I have a fun anecdote

The notorious 1981 film The Legend of the Lone Ranger cast an unknown model named Klinton Spillsbury as the title character. During production of the film, Spillsbury’s onset behavior was so bizarre and he was so difficult that he never was hired to act again. He basically disappeared afterwards.

Early on in the film’s casting process, it was determined that the Lone Ranger’s black mask worked best on a face with very wide-set eyes. And casting was instructed to find an actor who had such a face.

What do you think could have happened?

She drew his eyebrows on

Stewie

She's see a doctor about it

See = seen

Mongoloid just like his fetid mother

Where have I seen this expression before?

Oh, I remember

And here

RIP Sharon you were too good for this world

Young Phoenix Reum when he discovers who his parents are.

I see therapy in his future. Lots and lots of therapy.

Her husband is ugly and gay

The size of that kid’s head is not normal. Or is definitely outside the normal guidelines.

I don’t care how many people bark “it’s normal, I had a head that big”.

It’s just not.

It’s not normal. But sometimes big heads are filled with big ideas.

Dayum. That kid has hydrocephalus or whatever they call it. It’s Paris’ egg that was used? She has done so many substances, there’s no telling what effect it had on her son. And for someone who has insulted people including gays and blacks, who are also someone’s children, bitch better learn how to take it. She dishes it out enough.

I doubt her drug use had much effect on her son considering 1) it wasn't severe, 2) it was years ago and 3) she's not even the one who carried him.

Then, it’s just karma for all of the rotten things that she’s said about other people.

Autism isn’t a punishment.

You vile people have nothing better to do than pick on a baby? So it makes you feel better to be nasty people? Pls go fuck yourselves to the moon and back

They look like an exclamation point together.

[quote] Can you guys go fuck yourselves. Talking about a baby especially how they look is disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

[quote] You vile people have nothing better to do than pick on a baby?

And yet, I make one joke about drowning a dog …

He is actually a really cute baby, he just looks like he has hydrocephaly

This pic is the worst, right?

Well, at least we know that Ms. Hilton's lady parts had no trouble passing the head with room to spare.

I always thought Guy Ritchie had a hideously shaped head, with much too large a forehead.

But Paris's baby's head makes Guy's head seem normal.

R116, Can you say "surrogate"?

This baby has an abnormally large head. An observable reality isn't anything but that. One hopes his intelligence matches it.

One also hopes he doesn't go the way of all her dogs.....

She bought that baby as an accessory because she got bored with the little happy dogs.

Yappy not happy ffs

The baby's head is shaped like a guitar pick.

[quote]She bought that baby as an accessory because she got bored with the little yappy dogs.

You're not kidding. Watch the trailer below and tell me there's not something VERY weird about all of this. The way she kept it a secret from her family. The way she's already using it as a photoshoot prop (I'm sure infants LOVE flash bulbs all up in their faces!). The way it doesn't appear to have curbed her nightclub appearances.

I'm surprised she didn't try and return it when it wasn't "perfect."

Pssst r122

Rich people don’t raise their own children. She still can live her clubhopping lifestyle because she has nannies..

Well as that woman in the clip said then, have fun bonding with that baby!

She knows that something’s wrong with her baby’s head. Several photos of him wearing hats. But with all her history of saying and doing shitty things to others, she’s got to expect to be dragged.

R125, she's a narcissist who feels entitled to drag others and can't see why anyone would drag her.

Maybe he'll grow into it?