Time to choose your costume for the Datalounge Halloween party

I'm going as Liza.

I'll have two old queens wheel me in and I'll drink too much and talk to everyone and maybe even smoke and just be FABULOUSH!

I am going as Anna Nicole Smith, pre-trimspa

I'll take one for the team and be Cheryl.

I've narrowed it down to a Prancing Pony, Gargoyle, or wheel of Red Dragon Cheese.

Well, your third option would fit your general body type, r4.

I'm hiring two dapper and handsome, horse-hung black escorts and going as Nancy Cunard

R5 should go as Maria from Sound of Music.

He's already got the Cunt face.

I'll go as Miss Lindz.

I'll also drink too much, and talk to everyone, and try to be fabulous and rim any orange hole!

And then there’s Maude!

Ha! Ha!

I'll say.

I'll honour her memory, and come as Suzanne Somers.

in tights, and using the Thighmaster?

Tim Scott's girlfriend. Will you see me? Maybe. Maybe not.

[quote] I've narrowed it down to a Prancing Pony

Prance, pony, prance!

I'm going as someone really, really scary: one of DL's trans hating, drag queen hating, mom's basement dwelling gay incels.

You're going as the Unfuckable Muppet?

[quote] You're going as the Unfuckable Muppet?

Well, that's going to be hard to pick out in the crowd.

I'm going as a Dumpster Fire!

^Or DL fave Bonnie Mace.

An oatmeal raisin cookie

I'm going to carry a large lollypop and wear my rooster hat and a come hither smile.

I've just about settled on pregnant Sharon Tate.

I'm joining R11. I'll be Helen Roper.

I'm going as Britney Spears knife dancing episode, puppies and all

Spears'**

I'll be MISS Helen Lawson this year!

I've got just the thing for your costume, r3!

I'm going as Kay Medford as Helen Lawson.

r26 you have a long memory then!

I picked up a faux-leopard jacket from the 80% off rack at Kohls, and a "statement necklace" on HSN clearance.

I'm going as Sidney Powell.

Mother Harper

Can choose from the four options. Embarras de richesses.

Sort of like Kathy Griffin's famous photo, I'm going to go as Rashida Tlaib holding a Jewish baby's severed head while I laugh maniacally.

Rep 13:

You would have to be The Invisible Woman and yet somehow have or wear "a beard".

Jessica Savitch …blonde wig, dripping wet, covered in mud

I'm going as Uncle Fester

Lady Crowley of course.

I guess I can still do Neely's understudy. I've still got the gams. But at this point I've evolved into Zombie Neely's understudy.

Perhaps I'll hire a young escort to portray my neighbor's son Joel and carry my beloved Lhasa Apso Mitzi tucked in my caftan

If I won the lottery, I would definitely fly all you bitches in and put you up somewhere worthy and throw a DL Halloween party. It would be a riot. I would be awkward at first and then our sips and puffs would kick in and we would be on the ground laughing. I'm old and fat and don't even care. It would be fun.

BARBIE!!!

OP Clever but you will be explaining your costume all evening. Better off with a sequined pantsuit and a long cigarette holder and either a red or black wig (go as either Roz's Auntie Mame or Lucy's Auntie Mame). I have a 12 year old boy you can borrow, as well.

[quote]I have a 12 year old boy you can borrow, as well.

Go to bed, Mr. Singer

[quote]Jessica Savitch …blonde wig, dripping wet, covered in mud.

Don't forget a stuffed dog. Siberian Husky. Make a collar with tag "Chewy."

I think my costume will be.....messhy.

I will be coming as Rafi Crunchwrap Supreme.

I’m going as the DoS as The Joker

I'm going as Spongebob Squarepants with dangling tendrils, wearing a very large envelope wrapped around me, carrying a ginger male doll on a leash.

Flashback to my teens…..

Wynonna Judd

I’m going as a mix of Hamas and Hezbollah - Hamazbollah!

I’m going as Stockard Channing’s RIZZO - Red hot 🥵 pants and a Pink Ladies blouse 👚.

Merle Norman Cosmetics Studio model

Muriel

Mary Kay Cosmetics consultant

Kirker.

I'll come and clog up the guest toilet with a pile of corn studded shit.